#make it canonnnnnnnn

[p-perkeys]

You can’t tell me they’re not super in love.

[lunar-wandering]

WUKONG MAKING MONKEY SOUNDS IS STILL THERE IN THE OG ENGLISH VERSION- IT'S CANONNNNNNNN

The "I'm speaking human!! Dont'cha like it???" line is SENDING ME though, holy SHIT, it really DOES imply that he taught himself how to speak human just to appeal to the humans-

did he,, did he stop speaking monkey... because the humans he interacted with didn't like it??? is he DETERMINED to only speak human when around mortals because he knows they Prefer It???????

does he refuse to use monkey-speak when around MK and the others because he thinks... they'd dislike it????????

i'm being driven insane

[rain-anonymous]

*call echoes through the walls* maaake me canonnnnnnnn

NFKANFKSDNSK

You and Elkii will both be my canon children in my backstory. I think that's the best way to make you canon maybe

[thatoneao3writer]

I like to think Bad can never fully hide his sharp teeth no matter how hard he tries. He can look as human as possible but they always have this edge to them and it forces him to always turn his head away when he laughs or smiles too wide.

This habit starts leaking into when he's not trying to pass as a human. He won't fully turn his head from his fellow heroes but will incline it to face slightly away.

The heroes have this game where each of them try to make him laugh hard enough to forget to move. Good fun all round.

Canonnnnnnnn!!

(I really love hearing you guy's ideas. They're very fun to read! :D)

[thebadgerclan]

(Part 2, just to clarify Fleamont is James’ dad) Fleamont comes home from work, going to the kitchen. “Hi, honey.” He kissed Mrs Potter’s cheek. “Hi, Sirius.” “Hi, dad.” As he continued to make the cookies.

CANONNNNNNNN

[lainelannister]

B S Y U for nedcat and H A P for briennexsansa

Ahhh, I hadn’t thought about doing these for ships specifically! But hey, why not!?

Ned/Cat:

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Cat likes her legs; even though she’s a bit self-conscious about certain parts of her body (specifically, her belly after carrying five kiddos), her legs have stayed lean and toned, and she likes to wrap them around Ned to bring him as close to her as possible. As for Ned...he doesn’t really have much of an opinion about his body in general (even as a young man, when he was spending all of his time either with his dreamboat big brother or with Robert “Muscled Like A Maiden’s Fantasy” Baratheon, he didn’t allow himself to dwell overmuch on that stuff). But he knows he has a bigger-than-average dick, so that’s a plus in his mind. :P As for what they like about each other, NED LOVES CAT’S HAIR IT IS CANONNNNNNNN. And Cat likes Ned’s Adam’s apple; it’s really visible, and she likes to kiss it and tease it with her tongue. 

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

Um hi, they have five million children. THEY CAN GO FOREVER.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

I don’t think that they’re big teasers in bed; they know what each other likes, and they know how to make it happen efficiently (which is necessary, when you have five million children swarming your castle and very little opportunity for privacy). 

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

ACHING LOINS, YO. DAT SHIT IS IN. THE. BOOKS. 

Brienne/Sansa:

(Ooh, this is fun! I’ve written Brienne/Sansa sex stuff before, but it’s always in a threesome with Jaime...I’ve never really headcanon-ed them much as a separate couple!)

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

They’re both world-champion snugglers, and they especially like to spoon (with Sansa as big spoon and Brienne as little spoon).H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

When they first started bedding, Sansa still had her Alayne-hair situation, so her carpet and drapes did not at all match. But in terms of grooming, I don’t think that either lady worries too much about that (it doesn’t seem like an important thing in Westerosi culture). In a modern AU, I could see Sansa going for a landing strip and Brienne going full Brazilian (mostly because she wears a lot of fitness gear and is a big-time swimmer, so it’s just easier that way). P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

They’re very gentle with each other; Sansa because she knows how shy Brienne can be about revealing her body and engaging in anything sexual, and Brienne because she still views Sansa in such a worshipful light. My sweet gurlz.

[anti-yuri-on-ice]

marshmallowdonutsprinkles replied to your post “Tbh I hope Vic fails to make any podiums next season, since he's so...”

if there's an angst AU arc they'll just have yuuri "nurse him back to health" or whatever happens in fanfics and the fandom will call it "CANONNNNNNNN #REVOLUTIONARY #GROUNDBREAKING #ORIGINAL" because codependency amirite

ikr separation anxiety and codependency are such good, healthy signs in a romantic relationship. it’s so breathtakingly beautiful and i would love to thank kuuuuubouuuu sennnnseiiiii for creating such a gROUNDBREAKING piece of modern art. truly amazing.