#majima would absolutely continue to eat a food he's mildly allergic to

[meadowmines]

OC and Majima headcanon bullshit that is tickling my funnybone

Some background: as was mentioned in passing in Safety Man, back when Aoyagi first fell in with the Majima Family he ran a cafe for them, and he frequently used both his boss and his bro as taste testers for new recipes.

Anyway. He's got Nishida and Majima over at his place to feed them several variations on the theme of strawberry cheesecake and get their honest opinion on which recipe the cafe should go with. And they're like two slices in and everything is going fine, he's getting plenty of great feedback from both of them, and then out of nowhere Majima pops off with:

"Man, I fuckin' love strawberries. They're like nature's pop rocks."

Now. Several times a day, Aoyagi and Nishida will do this thing, this thing where they have this very specific conversation with nothing but their eyes, and it goes a little something like...

Aoyagi: what the fuck is he talking about now

Nishida: I don't know and at this point I'm afraid to ask

And Aoyagi knows he probably doesn't want to know but he also knows he's going to be lying in bed at like three in the morning thinking pop rocks!? so he clears his throat and goes "...pop rocks? explain please?"

"What, you never had pop rocks? Y'know, them little fizzy shits that pop in your mouth?"

Nishida just blinks at him. "...strawberries aren't fizzy though?"

To which Majima responds, as he does, by getting right up in Nishida's grill. "Awright, smart guy," he says, "if they ain't fizzy, how come they make yer mouth all tingly?"

At which point Aoyagi just makes this little hrk!! noise and Nishida knows that little hrk!! noise means a penny has dropped in his bro's head and there are only so many pennies that can drop around the subject of a specific food making someone's mouth tingly and they look at each other and have the other silent conversation they have at least a few times a day:

Aoyagi: are you gonna tell him or do I have to

Nishida: he's less likely to hit you for it so...

So Aoyagi just very slowly reaches out and starts pulling the cheesecake out of Majima's reach and as casually as he can, goes "sir have you uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... ever been tested for allergies?"

Which, of course, Majima poo-poohs as he's grabbing his cheesecake back and shoveling it into his face.

(he goes and gets tested the next day without telling anyone he's doing that and to absolutely nobody's surprise rolls up to the family office all "so anyway I'm allergic to strawberries" and Aoyagi and Nishida just give each other a Look and go "oh wow bummer anyway let's talk about literally anything else other than how we fuckin told you")