#majima can come spinnin at me with her fancy eyegouging knife

[tablefourtyone]

I'm late to the party but I can't believe this exists.

Wtf is this ffs hoyoverse

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Only the right side of things. Amirite.

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He punched a tiger, survived a stab wound, possibly got caught in a huge explosion several times with his shirt off, and survived them all to adopt some kids. Yeah, he'll be fiiiiiiiiine.

Are these two in the real estate business? Are they planning to build Millennium Tower on top of Aurum Alley? Most importantly, will shirts be ripped off? I only need an answer to the last question I promise

And just to double make sure, I switched the text language to Japanese and sure enough!!!

JP localization absolutely knew what they were doing. They were in on the joke sfm. "Kazzy" is still Kiryu-chan, and Lady Majima here is doing a ducking Kansai dialect!!!!

Here. I took the liberty of fixing their NPCs. Sorry for the horrible Kiryu edit. I need to see this Majima in that snake skin jacket.

Baka mitai~