#mairrage

[askchilchuck]

Sir do you have any tips on how I can get Dandan to settle down with me? You're his best friend I feel you're the best person for advice

In all honesty, if your goal is to settle down, I’d pick a different partner. Dan’s a great guy in a lot of departments, but he’s not interested in long term relationships. You’re better of finding someone with the same life goals as you than wasting your time on someone who prefers to keep things casual.

[frnknpup]

yall ever think about long long man cause i do. always.

[tpol-is-so-freaking-cute]

They put her in a wedding dress!! 🥺😩😭😭

You don't hit me like that. This is the first time ever they put her in ANY dress. She is so pretty ❤️

[kitsune1366]

"Where did you get such a sick set of wine cups? Such a fine set MUST have cost you a pretty penny, and here I was thinking you were a broke college student!" Jason laughed lightly, taking a sip of water from one of said glasses. It was shallow and wide, with lovely dark red patterns mirrored on the outer and inner rim seamlessly. The other cup, sitting in Danny's hand, a matching design.

"Ahh, no. I AM a broke college student. I just, found the materials to make them! Really, it was just a small project."

"They're really well made have--" his phone pinged with the sound of an arrow flying past, over and over, overlapping, and he sighed. Picking it up, to see the entire batchat blowing up. Eyebrows furrowing, he scrolled up to see what started all of it, to see a link. Clicking on it brought him to a news article, released three hours ago.

The Joker was found in his cell.

Missing BOTH his kneecaps.

No wounds, no forced entry or exit. It was as though the deranged clown wasn't born with them. Tapping his nail on the rim of the cup, he stilled. Across from him, Danny suddenly seemed nervous. Jason tapped it again, holding the cup closer to his ear. It was--

"Are these the fucking Jokers kneecaps??" He pulled the cup away from his head, looking at it differently, then up at Danny. The smaller male crossed his arms.

"the rejected court jester doesn't need to cause more damage than already done. I'm doing Gotham a favor. Besides, it's like I said, materials just laying around. They were being wasted anyway."

"I'm drinking out of one of his Kneecaps?" The nervous look turned to fear from Danny, his arms uncrossing as his hands waved back and forth in front of himself.

"Ahh, if, if you don't like them or they're making you feel sick, I'm sorry! I just--- you mentioned that the Joker made you feel both angry and fearful, so I-- I just thought-"

Without breaking eye contact, Jason downed the rest of his water, gently clicked the cup onto the small coffee table and stood up.

"This? Is a cause of celebration. Champagne or wine?" The creak of old hinges, as he opened the good drawer, only for emergencies or Good days. This counted as a Really Good Day.

"You? You're not curious about this? Not worried? You're not going to call the cops or bats on me, are you??" Danny was standing now, dropping nearly to a ready stance to sprint. Whether to attempt and get past Jason to the door or our the window unknown.

"Do I look like I carry a giant bat symbol light? My phone is sitting on the coffee table next to my cup. Besides,"

The bottle was way in the back, but still relatively new. Hopefully Danny could hold his alcohol.

"You're gonna tell me all the details of why and how you decided on This as a gift. Let alone, how it was done. At this point I don't know if it's a dating gift, or if you're proposing. Either way, my answer is 'Yes'."

Danny's body dropped into the armchair, as his hands flew up to cover his face. It did nothing to hide his embarrassment, even the other man's ears had turned red.

Thinking of an au where Danny moves to Gotham for university and he meets Jason and there’s just something about the guy (I mean he’s built like a brick shit house and likes romance novels, he’s perfect) and Danny starts doing strange things. He wants to avenge him? And also bake him cookies?

Anyway Danny starts doing ghostly courting rituals but doesn’t understand why he does them and Jason is equally as confused (and yet flattered)

[luckyluffiano]

my girlfriend is trying to convince me that dorry and broggy arent married and im sorry but im not seeing it??

[hdmiports]

clem’s new girlfriend bc i’m pretending the ghost doesn’t exist

[markrosewater]

Would a deep cavern bat style effect be available for white since it’s kind of a mairrage between elite spellbinder and oblivion ring effects?

We have talked about it, but our current thought is that taxing cards in an opponent's hand is more white than temporarily removing them.

[twenty-first-century-ki-laila]

My aesthetic is crying over my significant other I haven't even met yet

(sirf arranged mairrage mein milega woh)

[khonjinghouse]

MY WIFE AND I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL MAIRRAGE

[the-guilty-writer]

Spencer and Rossi-Reid on Valentine's Day

Nobody asked but I know someone out there is waiting for it so here are some headcanons (or are we at a point where we can consider this a canon derivative?) about Spencer and RR on Valentine's Day.

Made with help from the incredible @doctorsteeb

Growing up Spencer didn't celebrate Valentine's day. The first reason is obviously because his parents split up, and sometimes his mom wasn't even aware of what day it was.

Spencer's only real meaningful connection to Valentine's day is Chaucer's Parliament of Fowls, which his mom used to read to him, but the poem means more to him than the day itself.

You'd think Rossi-Reid would have a bad relationship with the day of love as well, considering her father has three failed mairrages, but that only opened the door for Rossi to be the dad of the century when it comes to celebrating Valentine's day.

Rossi loves his daughter more than anything in the world and he wants to make sure that her standards for a man are HIGH.

When she's little he makes it a tradition that he leaves her a card in the morning if he has to go to work and packs her favorite lunch. When he gets home, he asks her to go on a father daughter dinner date and they get dressed up and go to a fancy resturant.

He pulls out her chair for her, waives down the waiter if she needs anything, pays the bill. She's only 5 years old, but he loves his daughter and again, he wants those standards for a man to be high.

When she gets a older and she can appreciate it, she wakes up to a gift instead of a card.

They're nice gifts.

Like REALLY nice gifts.

Diamonds, silver, or gold, always wrapped up in a Tiffany & Co. box with a pink bow.

And of course, they have their father-daughter date.

The year RR stopped ordering chicken nuggets made him a little sad.

One year Rossi was called to take a case. He was going to decline, but RR made him go.

She wants him to be there, but his job saves lives, and at some point that's more important. They can always do dinner some other time.

Of course the entire BAU knew that Rossi went above and beyond for his daughter on Valentine's day, and even though she's the one who told him to go, Hotch still saw that she was sad.

Before his dinner date with Haley, he ran out to the nearest drug store and got RR a box of chocolates and dropped it off on his way to pick Haley up.

He just left it on the porch, rang the doorbell, and left. He didn't even have time to write that it was from him because he was in such a rush.

But RR knew and texted him anyway

"Thanks, Hotch. And don't worry. She's gonna say yes."

"Stop calling me Hotch. Hopefully she says yes."

Haley said yes.

When RR went to college, Rossi would send bouquets of flowers to her and call her that night.

So RR's standards are about as high as they can get.

If you think about the timeline, her and Spencer are married by the time their first Valentine's Day rolls around and Spencer is so nervous about it.

And she's nervous about it too.

RR had a casual boyfriend or two but nothing like her and Spencer (I mean they are married) and she has no idea what she should do for him, what he'd expect from her, etc.

She's honestly freaking out more than he is.

So a few days before, she brings it up in conversation and Spencer freezes.

Then he starts rambling, but RR knows it's his nervous ramble and not his excited ramble so she stops him and calms him down.

And she fully admits that she has no idea what to do either.

So they decide together that for the first year they're going to keep it low-key.

But both of them individually want to make the other feel special.

The day starts casually but Spencer enlisted Gideon's help to keep RR at the office for longer than him.

He goes home and tries to make pasta.

RR tried to make a card with classic Valentine's poems written on it.

By the time RR gets home Spencer has managed to explode tomato sauce in the microwave and severly overcooked two boxes of pasta.

And the card that RR made has coffee spilled all over it.

They're both freaking out until they realize that the other one tried so hard and failed as well.

And they just laugh together.

RR makes dinner and then they snuggle together while Spencer recites poems from memory.

From then on, Valentine's day for them comes in the little things- holding hands a bit longer than normal, lunch break alone instead of with the rest of the team, going home from work early and Spencer reading to RR outloud while she makes dinner.

And gifts are always small things that show how well they know one another- a cardigan Spencer was admiring, the Italian translation of a book that RR loves.

Because even though it's nice to have a day that is a bit more special than the rest, Spencer and RR don't feel like they need a designated day to show or tell one another how in love they truly are.

[glngrbred]

Being aromantic is so confusing sometimes, because the definition "Doesn't feel romantic attraction" like, 100% is accurate to me, but also I am desperately obsessed with the concept of love and romance, and dating, and mairrage, and going places with someone. The problem is, the person I am going to do those with, in my head, is a blank manaquin no one notices. and I just have that experience now is the goal. also completely unrelated, look at this immage of Glim from from MUNE (2014)

She is perfect. 10/10 character design, female roll model, and real world person :). she falls in love with who she wants and guides her friends, and advocates for herself, and even though she practically has a disabillity it doesn't stop her from finding value in her friendships, studies, art, and love. Also she's like, the actual hero of the story so.

[jellazticious]

If you believe Theodore Noisevelt is aroace do you also think he married Noisette for tax benefits? Or maybe it was strictly for the show so there'd be a basic romance plot.. hmmm...

Nothing in canon ever said anything about mairrage and it's probably a show thing (here in the PH, rushed romances are common in actors because fans are rabid and they pressure them)

but also I don't think too hard on it sksks people get in romances for any reason, stay for any reason and leave for any reason

my perception of Noise fluctuates depending on how close to canon I want him to be at the moment

some versions he continues to date Noisette, some versions they break up

[divinelycrazy]

Zeus is evil!!!!!!!

So I've been having a little theory about Greek mythology, and that theory is that, in mythology, Zeus us the villain.

Which makes a lot of sense when you read more into Greek mythology.

Zeus himself has......

1. Cheated on his wife, Hera, THE GODDESS OF MAIRRAGE multiple times, and he didn't stop. No matter how often or how brutal Hera punished him or his mistresses, he never stopped cheating.

2. Had multiple bastard children with said mistresses and placed most of them on Olympus, basically forcing his wife to acknowledge them and the fact they are not hers.

3. Actually set a guy on fire when Hades told him said guy, Asclepios, was reviving the dead. Mind you that the "set the guy on fire" idea was not from Hades.

4. He ate his first wife, Methis, after hearing a prophecy that a child of him and Methis would overthrow him. He didn't eat the kid, he ate his wife.

5. Actually took on the form of Hades to seduce Persephone, his DAUGTHER, into having s*x with him.

6. Kidnapped Spartan Prince Ganymede and took him to Olympus to become the new cup bearer and Zeus's f**k toy. Once again forcing Hera to acknowledge the fact that, whenever Zeus is not in bed with her, he's probably off r*ping Ganymede.

I swear this guy's track record has bad guy written all over, and it doesn't end there.

Apparently, in Greek mythology, it is mentioned that when Kronos ruled the world, it was in a giant golden age. Everyone was happy, there were no illnesses or problems at all, and people genuinely had nothing better to do than frolic through the daisies and party all night.

Then Zeus overthrew his father, and everything got f*cked, both littarly and figuratively.

Then the Silver Age started, and suddenly, there was chaos, war, and violence, and everyone started fighting each other. This derailed further into the bronze age, which ended with the destruction of Troy and derailed even more into the Iron Age.

This theory gets emphasized even more when, in the myth of Astrea, a prophecy is mentioned that says that l one day, a magical baby will be born, overthrow Zeus, and restart the Golden Age. Of course, this part has been claimed by Christianity and catholicism to be a reference to Jesus, but I digress.

This prophecy and the many things Zeus did in mythology is my reason for theory that Zeus is actually the big, bad evil guy that needs to be stopped.

Thank you for taking the time to read this, I shall now return to my cave of solitude and masked depression. Bye-bye.

[the-silver-peahen-residence]

Hi Peahen mom, I love the Devil nobles au so far! So funny! However, can we see another one? XDDDD

((Hello anon dear, hope your well and another one? Oh my, you guys are loving this au too much. But sure I don't mind.))

((The six claws spoken of in this belongs to me due to rping as them as muses. While the Devil Noble au, Ink, the DBT, and some fractions spoken and mentioned in this belongs to my amazing friend @demon-blood-youths ))

Silver butterfly mun/Peahen mom

A few days had passed after the situation involving Jaron and Melinda. However, their fathers have been keeping them busy while learning more and preparing for the upcoming wedding. That and making sure they spend time together when possible.

Ink, on the other hand, was sighing, annoyed about this but seeing her friends looking out while noticing Vivi and Shdwkyz was sparring together. They were working on their attacks together with him blocking her scythe and her blocking his katana.

"Wow, seems they are going all out on this. Who knew. Guess all this whole arrange mairrage is getting to everyone now.." Rust said while eating some snacks but Ink nods eating something too.

"Even so, it's still a pain going through this. I just hope Jaron and Melinda will forgive us for what happened." Hellmare said thinking about it.

"I'm sure they do. I hear the other devils are helping them but that will be us too if we find our..*sighs* Mates." Ink grumbled not liking to say that. "Their is NO way my dad can find me a suitor! No way, no how! I don't even know where to look!" she said.

"I thought you didn't want to look for anyone-"

"I DON'T! DX!!" she said with the DBT sighing but the cursed Vixens watched Vivi and Shdwkyz sparring still before seeing Vivi flip over him but swings for him to block her blade. Both were trying to push the other back. Purple eyes looking into yellow serpentine eyes. Before long, they push one another back.

"Your getting quicker Vivi. Seems your taking my word in better." he said panting slightly.

"As are you. Your strikes are so much better now. Seems your taking in my advice." she said back panting slightly. The two snakes were still in a fighting stance before fighting once more as everyone watched. However, that's when the sound of running was heard to show that Ophelia comes over.

"Ink! Ink ink ink!"

"Huh?" she looks over to Ophelia. "What's wrong?" she asked.

"Did you hear, Rex and Kali got engaged!"

"...HUH!?" She shouted in shock but the DBT and cursed vixens were shocked to look. "THEY GOT ENGAGED!?!"

"When was this??" Oblivion asked.

"It was a few days ago. I just got word from Alexandria who was speaking about it from a magic mirror with Hex's devil. I wasn't sure it was true but it is..." she said.

"....Huh, I was not expecting that but I always did tell Kali someone would like her! Good for her!" Ink said but she blinks to think.

"...Wait a minute! Then it's getting worse! Their really trying to push this!! NOOOOOOO!" she cries out but Hellmare pats Ink's back.

"There there.." she said.

"I still think it's bull shit this is happening though. I mean, who knows what will happen now.." Navarro said.

"Tell me about it. I mean, it's still a pain in the ass though! But hey Navarro..I still think we should get revenge for the bonks from those two snakes.." she said but Navarro looks to her.

"...You really are still upset about that?"

"Aren't you? Even if their fucking smart asses their still a pain in the butt.." she said. "So....maybe some payback will help.." she said looking at the snakes sparring. Navarro looks to her then at them.

"What are you thinking here.." he said.

"I don't know. Something to trip them up maybe? I still want to get back at Vivi from before! Second, they are already engaged from how they always get at us." she said.

"........"

"Navarro, I don't think you and Echo should. You know how they are if you do something." Rust warns.

"Well, it could be good payback from that hit they gave us! I mean, their still already a pain.." he said.

"You know we can hear you right?" Vivi said looking to the bombers.

"She's right. We still find this whole marrying thing..confusing. But we know you two would marry knowing how hard headed you tend to get." Shdwkyz said with arms crossed.

"WERE NOT GETTING ENGAGED!" they said but the snakes shook their heads.

"You even argue like one too...." he said.

"True..if that don't shout being a couple what else would?" Vivi said but the bombers growls at hem.

"You two are so fucking rude! Can't you give us a break!?" Echo shouted.

".......Yeah, that's not fair!" Navarro said.

"Uh huh..sure.." the two said but it seems Vivi was getting used to teasing Echo just like Shdwkyz does with Navarro. However, they would. Just like two little puppies.." Shdwkyz smirked but a vein shows on the bombers faces.

"Uhhhh guys? are you-" Right away, Navarro and Echo tires to fight the two who was dodging and running from the two as they were shouting.

"Fuck you Shdwkyz!" Navarro said mad.

"You too, you damn rude bitch!" Echo shouted.

"Two of you are way too easy to anger you know. It's funny." Shdwkyz smirked.

"True, it's pretty funny honestly.." Vivi said snickering as well. The DBT and cursed vixens blink to see this but they sighed seeing the two bombers chasing the snakes. However, as the two keep running, suddenly they jump over the two to see Navarro and Echo crash against one another.

"Too bad you two....can't get us can you?" they said but the bombers glares.

"Guys come on. Don't start fighting!" Breezy said.

"Yeah, it's not cool ya know!" Rust said.

"Were not fighting!" Shdwkyz, Vivi, Echo, and Navarro said at the same time. This made them sweatdrop.

"Uh huh.."

Anyway, me and Vivi need to get back to training....you and your boyfriend can sit and watch us continue..." he said as the two walk by them about to start again. The bombers were still angry before they walk by them but before long...

The snakes got tackled now to show a fight cloud. The groups sees them fighting with Rust and Breezy trying to break it up.

"Hey hey HEY! Stop guys!" Breezy said trying to break Vivi and Echo up.

"She's right stop it!" Rust said trying to break up Navarro and Shdwkyz.

As the group sees this, Mouse sighs but saw Echo making something to her eyes widening. "Uhhh Echo! Your bomb! One of them just rolls out of your pocket!" she said as the heavy hitters breaks the fight up they heard that. "Huh??" They look down seeing it with eyes wide before.....

BOOM!!!!

A loud explosion was heard on Ink's garden court seeing this but everyone gasped while hearing some coughing. Navarro and Echo coughs from the smoke but they move away to see it.

"Geeez Echo I didn't know you had a bomb on you." Navarro said.

"I forgot I was working on something before we came to visit you guys! Don't blame me!" she said back to him. Though, what about the others?

The coughing was still heard before looking to see it clearing. Rust and Breezy were fine but for Shdwkyz and Vivi....he was coughing while standing up on his arms to wince. "Son of a.."

"Ughhh, Echo didn't we tell you not to have your bombs with you every time we travel?" she hissed from being on the ground but as the two snakes open their eyes they tense. Shdwkyz was close but his nose was touching Vivi's. Their lips were almost about to kiss being so close!

Golden eyes and dark purple eyes were looking into one another speechless, faces burning red suddenly. However, they didn't know their rings were touching before he sits back quickly.

"I'm sorry! I didn't.." he started to say but Vivi held her hand to stop him.

"It's fine! It's fine.." she grumbled looking away. The two snakes said nothing but they saw the two sat there. But when they quickly got up to look away from one another Jinx and Ink were going to speak before...

"AHA! I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT!!" Shdwkyz blinks hearing a voice looking to see his devil Goa smiling to have her fan closed. "I told you it would happen. Seems my heir has someone!"

"As do mine too! I'm so happy for you Vivi!" Orochi and Nagi said to confuse the two snakes.

"Uhhh..what did we do?" she asked.

"Yeah, we didn't do anything.." Shdwkyz said.

"You didn't know! You both got engaged!" They said happily to make the fractions tense with Vivi and Shdwkyz's eyes widening.

"WHAT!?"

"QUE!?"

"....Of course! You two have the others ring see?" she takes Shdwkyz's hand to lift it, showing Vivi's ring then Nagi lifts up Vivi's hand showing his ring on her finger!

"Same with our little Vivi too! I'm so happy!" he said but the two snakes was shocked.

"WAIT A MOMENT, THIS IS A-"

"Blessing I know!"

'How did this happen!? We had our rings with us but why did...' That's when Vivi knew. The fight! Their rings must have gotten free before somehow touching to get on their fingers. Just like Jaron and Melinda!

"Well, this is true now! So you two come with us! We have a lot to talk about! :D" Goa said to pull Shdwkyz along with Nagi happily carrying Vivi with them.

"NAGI! OROCHI! PUT ME DOWN RIGHT NOW!" Vivi shouted kicking in their arms.

"SHE'S RIGHT! THIS IS A ACCIDENT! PUT US DOWN!!!" Shdwkyz shouted struggling.

"Nope! It's not a accident the rings don't lie! You two were destinted to be mates! I'm so happy for you!" she said.

"That and knowing the future holds for you. I'm so proud of you."

However the snakes look back seeing the other.

"NAVARROOOOOO!!"

"ECHOOOOOOO!!!" The snakes were gone but the fractions were quiet to slowly looks to Navarro and Echo who sweatdrops.

"...You do know Their going to kill you both when they get away right?" Breezy said with Rust shaking his head.

"..Don't remind us.."they said hearing Shdwkyz's shouting and Vivi's swearing in Spanish. Yeah they were angry indeed but they should calm down within a few hours....right?

However in the main house, seems like Vanity was talking to a few devils about his daughter. Would it be six people were being picked for her? No one will know till later on. Though, six young men were there with their devils too. This should be something.

[theskydoesgreatthingsnow]

Sue them for innuendos in Shakespeare, Sue them if they mention Boys and Girls, sue them for discussing straight mairrage, Sue them for mentioning slave owners as crt, sue them on the beaches and on the landing grounds

The Salt Lake Tribune reports that the parent, who remains unidentified for privacy reasons, submitted their challenge on Dec. 11 along with an eight-page list of passages from the Bible that they found to be offensive and worth reviewing.

“Incest, onanism, bestiality, prostitution, genital mutilation, fellatio, dildos, rape, and even infanticide,” the parent wrote in their request. “You’ll no doubt find that the Bible, under Utah Code Ann. § 76-10-1227, has ‘no serious values for minors’ because it’s pornographic by our new definition.”

[twenty-first-century-ki-laila]

Hii,

I'm damn serious about you

Will you marry me? Lo mere jitna Rose please mujhe bhaga ke le chalo m tumhare saath bhagna chahta hu

🌹🏃

Fir mere arranged mairrage wale sapne ka kya hoga?