#mairia campus story

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Campus Story: Matchmaker in Action

Cast: Jyuria Hoshizumi, Haku Kusanagi, and MC

[Darkwick]

Ria (on the phone): Alright I'll leave it to you then. Bye now.

Haku: Well if it isn't the Madam of Sinostra herself? I haven't seen you around lately.

(Ria look around to see where the voice is coming from)

Ria: Haku! What you miss me or something? And I told you to not call me that. Just Madam is fine.

Ria: And you're with MC? Are you cheating on me with him!? How could you break my heart like this 💔

MC: > I-It's not like that!

MC: > Wait– I'm cheating on who with who?!

Ria: Are you panicking? So you admit we're a thing, eh?

Haku: She said I'm your side boyfriend. Ha ha.

Haku: You're scaring our honor student. Let's put a stop with the teasings for now.

Ria: Hmph! You're no fun, Haku~

Haku: What can I say, "fun" is more of your forte, after all.

Ria: And I'm saying you should have more fun! I'll even set you up on a date with MC. How does that sound? I'm giving you a one-time offer as a friend here.

MC: (A date?!!)

Ria: MC, you can't tell me you're satisfied with his B-grade flirt tactics! Has he even asked you on a proper date before? How outrageous.

Haku: Haha. I'll hold onto that offer for now. How can I turn down your generous offer?

MC: (He's not turning it down?)

Haku: But we really have to go to Chancellor's office now. See you around, Madam.

Ria: You too. And don't get swooned easily, MC!

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Campus Story: Boss' Day

Cast: Jyuria Hoshizumi and Taiga Hoshibami

[ Ria's Private Office 🍷 ]

Ria: Oh fuck... Not him... Sinostra Student: Something wrong, Madam? Ria: Yes! Go stand by the door and– Taiga: (kicks the door open) Lilyyyyy~ Ria: You asshole I just got that door fixed! Why can't you enter like a normal human being?! Taiga: Don't care. I can do whatever I want. Ria: Just spit it out. What business do you have with me? Taiga: 'm bored. Lulu scolded me again for playing too much. Taiga: Ah, make me something to drink, will ya? Ria: Taiga: Ughh, not that face again. Taiga: I swear you and Lulu with that expression — You're gonna scold me too, Lily? You gonna scold your own big bro? Ria: You are not my big bro. Taiga: Bad Little Lily~ Remember when you used to cry in my arms after your shit fuck of a father raised his hand at ya? How old were we... Lemme think... Ria: You-- Ria: What the hell am I to you... a babysitter? Taiga: Gyahaha! Come on, make it strong for your big bro! Ria: I swear you better pay for the damage on my door too, Bami. Taiga: Yap yap yap just include that to my tab jeez.

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Campus Story: A Worthy Title

Cast: Jyuria "Ria" Hoshizumi, MC, and Ria's Underling (Sinostra General Student)

[ Sinostra🎰, Evening🌃 ]

MC: (Ria called me here... I wonder why)

Sinostra Student: Honor student, Bella has been waiting for you. Please follow me.

MC: (Bella...? Who's Bella?)

MC: W-Wait!

(I follow the student to the second floor – where Ria's private office is)

Ria: Finally! There you are honor student. I was worried that Bami or Romeo might got to you first.

Sinostra Student: I shall excuse myself, Bella.

Ria: Yes, yes, thank you for bringing her here.

MC: > Who's Bella?

MC: > What do you need me for?

Ria: That's me. In Italy it means "pretty". Just like how Romeo's minion calls him "Fico", mine calls me "Bella"

Ria: But I never asked nor forced them to. I let them decide how they call me as long as it's equal to "Boss".

Ria: Are you not going to ask who Bella is?

MC: Well... Who's Bella?

Ria: That's me. In Italy it means "pretty". Just like how Romeo's minion calls him "Fico", mine calls me "Bella"

Ria: But I never asked nor forced them to. I let them decide how they call me as long as it's equal to "Boss".

Ria: I must say "Madam" suits me better. Makes me sound like an old hag, but I like the shock on people's faces when they see me~

Ria: "Bella" makes me feel like I'm trying to steal Romeo's spotlight and "Boss" is already taken by Bami.

Ria: But only for you, please call me by my name~

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Campus Story: Love Lesson on Fragrance

Cast: Jyuria Hoshizumi & MC

[ Ria's Private Office ]

Ria: You're finally here. Take a seat. MC: (I sit across Ria) So, what do you need me for? (Ria dumps a bunch of envelopes on the table in front of me) Ria: They're love letters. Open them and read the contents for me, please~

MC: > ...

MC: > (Take one letter)

MC: Aren't these for you...? And you're letting me read them...? Ria: Indeed. I don't wanna touch them but the least I can do is hearing what they have to say. MC: You sure is something... Ria: Why? They're no different from love dove. Lots and lots of them have been flocking towards you, am I wrong? MC: (Should I be surprised that she knows that much?) MC: This one smells different. Ria: Oh? Let me. (Ria smells the letter and then her face scrunched in disgust) Ria: Sauvage. Burn the letter. MC: Wait, why? Ria: Lesson one, only immature boys use that perfume. Second lesson, not only they're immature but also stingy. Run immediately if you ever encounter one. MC: (Not the lesson I expected to get in this institute but still, I'll try to remember it)

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Campus Story: Doctor, You're Red All Over!

Cast: Jyuria Hoshizumi & Yuri Isami

[ Darkwick Classroom ] Ria: Hey Doc~ Yuri: ...What Ria: Brr, so cold. You're becoming those germs that you hate so much. Yuri: Watch your mouth, you witch! Before I stitch your lips myself! Ria: Scawwy! You sure you're not saying that because you want to touch them? Per-vert~ Ria: Y'see, Maia and I, we're betting on the color of your undies right now. So be a good boy and give me the answer, will you? Ria: And don't worry, no stripping needed. Yuri: H-Huh?! Wh-Wh-What are– Ria: Hmm... is it yellow? Probably not. Is it grey? To match your uniform and stuff. Yuri: Hoshizumi, I'm going to slice you if you don– Ria: Oh! It's red, isn't it? Yuri: ..?!! Ria: Ah- there it is~ Your heart skipped a beat there. You're so easy, Doc Ria: That means I won. Mai, you owe me lunch! Yuri: Hoshizumi...!!

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Campus Story: Body for Hire

Cast: Maia Hasegawa, Jyuria Hoshizumi, and Alan Mido

[ Darkwick Hallway ] Alan: ...can I entrust that to you? Maia: Just who do you think I am? I'll drag him back to the garage when I see him. Alan: Alright, thanks again, officer. (Alan start to walk away, leaving Maia to wait for Ria) Ria: I'm back. Was that Alan? Maia: Yeah. Ria: (She watch Alan's back disappear to another direction) Maia: ...What are you doing? Ria: Does he need a job? Maia: What kind of job? Ria: Oh you know... Ria: A hunk like him is always sought out in the partner-renting market. Maia: You're joking, right? Take a good look at him and tell me if he has any sort of experience in that field. Ria: Oh come on, we'll never know unless he jump straight into it. Ria: If not, I can always take him as my bodyguard. Maia: ... Ria: Heh, are you jealous, Mai? Ria: Wait, are you jealous because you don't want your job to be taken away or because... the other thing...? Ria: You're not cheating on me with him, aren't you?! Maia: Bye. Go to class on your own. Ria: Mai!! Answer me first damn it!

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Campus Story: Crime and... Cuisine?

Cast: Maia Hasegawa & Sho Haizono

Sho: So, what do you think?

Maia: Hmm...

Maia: I'm nothing close to a food critic but,

Maia: Have you tried prison food, Sho?

Sho: ...Do I look like I've gotten myself into jail before?

Maia: God no—

Maia: Have you though?

Sho: Are you being serious right now...

Maia: Have you thought about what you're gonna do after graduation?

Sho: Why the questions all of the sudden? You haven't even answered mine.

Maia: Feel free to tell me if you want to cook for inmates. I can give you a tour around the place if you want.

Sho: The hell— is that a compliment of an insult to my cooking?!

(suddenly a phone is buzzing, it's Maia's)

Maia: Sorry, gotta answer a call. I'll see you later, Sho.

Sho: Don't you da— Oi! Mai-senpai!!

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Campus Story: Nicknames

Cast: Maia Hasegawa, Sho Haizono, and Leo Kurosagi

[ HTH 🚚🍱 ]

Maia: 'Haizono'

Sho: What house are we? Hotarubi?

Maia: Just 'Sho', then?

Sho: Yep.

Maia: What about your first name?

Maia: Shoooohei~

Sho: Ugh... not a nice thing to say to someone who frequently cooks your food, senpai.

Maia: Fine, fine.

Maia: Anyway, what's up with Mido calling you 'Bandana'?

Sho: Probably because I wear one...? Aren't you here longer than I am?

Maia: You're mistaken if someone who has that kind of rumor surrounding him would be buddy-buddy with someone like me—at least before I transferred.

Sho: But here you are anyway.

Maia: And here I am anyway.

Maia: For the record, just because I am who I am, doesn't mean I judge people like that.

Maia: People have their reasons for the things they did. Even the vilest man you've ever known deserve to have their voice heard at first.

Leo: What do we have here~ Did I just caught you cheating on me, Sho-chan?

Maia: —except for one person.

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Campus Story: The Wolf and The Dog

Cast: Maia Hasegawa, Subaru Kagami, and Lyca Colt

[HTH🍱, noon☀️]

Subaru: Thank you so much, Sho. Here's the money.

Maia: ...Is that you, Subaru?

Subaru: Maia! I see you've returned– welcome back. You should've told me and Haku.

Maia: Thanks for the warm welcome, you're the only person who does that. Also I haven't seen Haku around.

Lyca: Suba, what's taking you so long? I'm hungry!

Subaru: L-Lyca! I'm sorry, I'm just greeting a friend.

(Maia look behind her and see a boy wearing Obscuary house attributes)

Maia: Hmm... So it's you – Obscuary's new pup.

Lyca: Who are you calling pup?!!

Subaru: Lyca!

Subaru: I apologize on his behalf, Maia. There's still so many things I haven't taught him.

Maia: I'm good. Don't apologize. I understand how difficult it is to train wild pups.

Lyca: You... I don't like you.

Maia: News flash, not many people do.

Maia: Should you need a hand in disciplining him, I'll be happy to help.

Subaru: I appreciate the offer...

Maia: Well then, I'm just here for my food. Tell Haku I say hi and I'll see you both around. Thanks, Subaru.

Subaru: Will do. See you later, Maia.

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Campus Story: Hand-Tied Punisher

Cast: Maia Hasegawa, Alan Mido, and two Vagastrom general students.

[ The Garage⛓, Noon☀️ ]

Maia: Mido, I got your pups.

Alan: Thanks, officer.

(Alan looks at the two Vagastrom general students in disapproval)

Vagastrom Student 1: C-Captain...

Vagastrom Student 2: We can explai–

Maia: Did I ask you to talk?

Vagastrom Student 1&2:

Maia: What are you going to do with them? I can't just let them out of jail unpunished.

Alan: (sigh). You're right.

Alan: You two are on cleaning duty for two weeks.

Vagastrom Student 1&2: Y-Yes, Captain!

Maia: ...

Maia: What the fuck?

Alan: What?

Maia: Shouldn't you discipline them in the Pit?! To teach them a lesson?!

Alan: ...If they want to

Vagastrom Student 1: Cleaning duty is fine!

Vagastrom Student 2: Then we'll take our leave, Cap!

(The two students hurriedly leave Alan and Maia)

Maia: (Arms crossed)

Alan: What is it?

Maia: They must be glad I'm not their vice captain.

Alan:

Maia: And sometimes you're too soft, Mido.

Alan: We'll do it your way when their crimes are dire enough.

Maia: You better be.

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Campus Story: Liquor Business Chain

Casts: Jyuria Hoshizumi, MC, and Rui Mizuki.

(Obscuary – Rui's bar)

Rui: Ririn, welcome! Wait isn't that MC...? I know you've always been my best wingwoman, Ririn! Thank you for bringing her here~

Ria: Keep dreaming, Mickey. She's with me and we won't be long.

Rui: Eh?? No fair! I've missed her and you've been hogging her to youself lately!

Rui: Hey, MC, you'll stay here and spend some time with me, won't you? All drinks on the house, as always! The house feels empty without your beauty.

MC: > Thanks for the offer but...

MC: > ...I want to but

MC: Thanks for the offer but I'm actually quite busy right now.

MC: I wish I could... Some time later, maybe?

Rui: Aw, that's unfortunate. Next time then! It's a date you won't forget ;)

Ria: If you can run a business like that then you can still give me that discount on your liquors.

Rui: Ahaha... Y'see, my loss from what your Boss did last time was... a lot. So–

Ria: (sigh) fine. Forget I said anything.

Rui: This is your third time ordering this month. Having a rough time handling with your clients, Ririn?

Ria: No. Not them. It's Maia.

Ria: Bad days at work and Maia never ends well. She downed your stuff like crazy.

Rui, a bit of color lost from his face: Haha... you promised you won't let her know I made this, right, Riri?

Ria: I wouldn't be standing here if she knew. You also won't snitch, right MC?

Rui: Fair enough. That's all, then. Bye bye, MC! Can't wait for our date soon ;)

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Campus Story: Curiosity of The Cat

Casts: Maia Hasegawa, Alan Mido, Sho Haizono, Leo Kurosagi

(The Garage)

Maia: Mido, you got any coffee left? I'll buy you more when I get back.

Alan: In the fridge. If there’s none just get it from my room.

Maia: Thanks man. I owe you.

(Leo's room)

Leo: ...I don't buy it

Sho: What?

Leo: Their relationship. I don't buy it.

Sho: You mean Captain and Mai-senpai? Are you jealous or something?

Leo: I'll shoot you in the balls, Sho-chan.

Sho: Jeez man, what's with you today... Even if they do have that kind of relationship, what's that gotta do with you?

Leo: That Himbo might be able to pull some chicks but her...?! Who the fuck would want to date her?

Leo: Wait, you talk to her a lot, don't you Sho-chan~?

Sho: I'm not playing your games, asshole.

Leo: Don't tell me you got the hots for her.

Sho: Keep your assumptions to yourself. There's nothing between me and her.

Leo: Oh come on. Between you and me, you're the one who can hold a conversation longer than 30 seconds with her.

Sho: Yeah no shit because you're a pain in the ass to talk to.

Sho: I'm not digging info on a cop like her. You're on your own.

Leo: Tch, annoying.

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Campus Story: Bothersome Confession

Cast: Maia Hasegawa, MC, and Jyuria Hoshizumi

Time & place: Noon, Darkwick Cafeteria

Maia: MC! Come here!

MC: (Maia is sitting alone three tables away, waving her hand at me. I decide to walk towards her with my lunch in hand)

Maia: You're alone, right? Sit with me.

MC: > (Sits down)

MC: > Actually... I'm with someone else

MC: It's rare to see you alone on school grounds, Maia.

Maia: Please? Not even for a few minutes? Ria will be back soon and after that you can go.

MC: I guess a few minutes is fine.

Maia: Ria just left with some Hotarubi student. She hasn't even touched her food yet.

MC: Gone...?

Maia: (sigh)

Maia: Love confession. Weird, right? Most people confess after school and not during lunch. These mutts are getting bold even when I'm right beside her.

MC: I don't think it's weird...

Maia, smirking: Oh? You had people confessing their feelings to you too? Tell me, how many hearts have you broken, honor student?

MC: I-It's not like that!

Ria: I'm back— Oh? Are you finally joining us now, MC?

Maia: No, she's not. How did he take it?

Ria: Not that well. He almost cried on the spot.

Maia: Pfft—

MC: (She didn't even ask whether Ria accept or reject him...)

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