#mahkaria

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Ricchie, on stage, trying to find the weirdest nicknames for Pennywise "Have you ever been outed by the lovechild of Hannibal Lecter and Ronald McDonald? Well, let me tell you I could lived without." / Stanley : O my god, Ricchie you can't just call -/ Bev : no, let him go on, he has a point. (Sorry for that, I hope you don't mind... Have a nice day)

(i never mind people bouncing ideas at me, i love excuses to babble)

richie, on stage: yeah so some of you may have heard that i came out on twitter, and i yes, i did. my top three fears from least to most scary are paul bunyan, clowns and coming out and i’ve already survived attempts on my life by the first two so i figured why not go for the full set?

(also, him alternating between opening shows with genuinely relatable jokes that everyone kind of gets or just showing up like “so has anyone in the audience ever been used as a chewtoy by bozo the rabid clown? no? just me? okay, cool. so anyway last week i was watching lost with my boyfriend... *veers entirely off topic*)

but honestly it would be even funnier if he branches off into other visions they had like “stan’s dad had the fucking ugliest painting in the world and it was even uglier when it ran at you shrieking” or “ladies you know that age when blood starts spewing out of your sink, drenching you and the entire bathroom in blood?” and he becomes like... john mulaney if he was gay and from nightvale

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@mahkaria replied to your post “People wouldn’t be as afraid of the Yiling Patriarch if they could see...”

It's so cute !!! Thank you so much for sharing it ! Does Wen Ning protecting WWX from the sun have a connection with what he did during the Sunshot Campaign? Since the Wen's symbol is the sun?

Oh my dear, that’s brilliant, you actually noticed that!! It’s both subtle and not subtle at all. Wen Ning protecting Wei Wuxian from the Sun means that he would turn on his own people to help Wei Wuxian (which he has in fact done already). Wei Wuxian has already been burnt by the Sun, but Wen Ning wants to prevent that damage from worsening (it was the Wen sect that changed Wei Wuxian’s fate, and the repercussions are still affecting him to this day).

So yeah, it was a convoluted symbolism hidden in a cute drabble. I’m so proud of you for noticing, and so glad you enjoyed!! <3<3 

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Tag Game!!!

Another tag from @emeryfate ! Thanks! Also sorry it took so long, I had an existential crisis trying to choose. 

Rules: Post ten favourite characters from ten different sources (tv, shows, books, etc), then tag ten people! ...I don’t talk to ten people on this blog lol. But anyways! In no particular order: 

1. Wei Ying (Mo Dao Zu Shi)

2. Satoshi/Ash Ketchum (Pokémon Anime) (Honorary mention: Red from PokéSpe)

3. Enma Ai (Jigoku Shoujo/Hell Girl)

4. Luke fon Fabre (Tales of the Abyss)

5. Todoroki Shouto (BNHA)

6. Kubinashi (Nurarihyon no Mago)

7. Rose Quartz (Steven Universe)

8. Percy Jackson (PJO/HoO Series)

9. Inara (Paladins: Champions of the Realm)

10. Hiccup (HTTYD Movies)

Let’s see who to tag... @blenderfullasarcasm​ @seaweedredandbrown​ @dying-redshirt-noises​ @lookitslucifer​ @mahkaria​ @chibisquirt​ No pressure to do it though! 

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DazAtsu Exchange 2019 Gift

So, this is my participation for this exchange. Thanks for organizing this event, I really love being able to write something on one of my favorite OTP. And... well, dear Mael aka @mahkaria... Yes, I am your gifter and I really hope you apprecciate what I’ve written for you. Please, don’t miss letting me know if you like this! ^_^ And last, but don’t last I would to thanks my beta haru_chan19, because she translate this one shot for me. ;) Finally, here we go! 

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Everybody knows that free moments are a rarity at the Detective Armati’s Agency, but the most curious things is the way the youngest agent passes his break between the shift for the morning and the shift for the afternoon: when it’s the time, the boy closes slowly his laptop and turn his attention to an easy block notes, writing on it till the time to work comes back. 

This practice, that everybody knows at the office, even intrigues Dazai so much that he wants find out what his secondary is doing and why. 

So, like nothing’s happen, during a moment of distraction of the youngest, he took his notes quickly, producing in him before astonishment and then an explosive reaction. 

“Dazai-san!” screams the boy, stretching the arm uselessly for catch the block notes back. 

 “Atsushi-kun” says the other man calm, turning down his hand to grab with all the fingers the notes “Did you notice that your strange practice is making curious me and all the office?” 

“What?” replies the requested, making the other smiling. “Look: it’s empty. In this room there are only you and me. And I’m here... just because I’m talking to you” 

The youngest looks at the other, blinking his big eyes, and not understanding the meaning of his words. 

 “I’m trying to say that everyone has notes the way you pass your break time, and now I’m curious to know what are you writing with great interest.” 

Dazai’s look comes down on the notes producing in Atsushi a little scream of fear and a jump for trying to catch it back. But the alertness of his superior is more quickly that his: the tiger-boy catches the blank space when his mentor was already reding the first lines, writing that day. 

Contrary to expectations, because he believes to read something funny, the words make him shocked. Near him Atsushi drops his shoulder defeat and embarrassed. 

 “Is terrible, isn’t it?” whispers, closing his eyes. However Dazai doesn’t have the same opinion and this reaction is evident in the way he smile proudly. Then he deliveries the notes at his proprietary. 

“Do you like to write?” asks and see quickly the other hanging his head. 

“Ehm no... I mean, yes” Atsushi inflates his chest to take more breath, getting his notes back. “I always wondered what will happening if the Agency fell... what I could became?” 

“And...” Dazai tilts his head intrigued, waiting for the rest of the answer. 

 “Maybe I could become a writer and writing about this man who became a tiger thanks to a strange power and...” Atsushi starts talking about his story ignoring the man in front of him, until he starts laughing and replies 

“It’s interesting, Atsushi-kun. You have an incredible imagination, I think is peculiar in your age” 

Atsushi replies, holding the notes at his chest 

“You know, sometimes is very difficult understand if your words are the truth or a fake.” Admits honestly, but talking sweetly. “Thank you, Dazai-san” 

After that, Atsushi returns to his desk, taking back his notes where he left off, leaving Dazai iced. There is always something magic in those words, especially if is his younger subordinate to tell that. In moments like this the Oda’s last wish returns, reducing a little bit that void that haunts him maybe until he was born and feeds constantly his wish to die. 

 “Keep the sides of the people who saved the other people. Save the weaker and watch over the orphans. Then, maybe, you’ll be a good person”

​Dazai knows how much is hard (to) forget that words, and every time that he thinks about that phrase, nostalgia comes to his face. And this is the reason why Atsushi is forced to leave his notes again and looks at the other, trying to say something. 

 “Dazai-san” asks him, a little bit worried. 

“Mh?” 

“There is something wrong... at the moment I mean?” says underlining the last words, like he wants to give more importance at that particularly moment. 

 Dazai brings his bandage hand behind his neck; he knows that he can always avoid these uncomfortable situations, but this time he can make an exception. 

“I’m just thinking that, one day, I’d like to read something you had written” 

Atsushi looks at him awaked and then turn down his eyes; his checks becomes a little red as a consequence of the embarrassing moment. He’s not used to getting compliments, especially from Dazai; that words are able to warm up his hearts. Trying to hide this feeling, he starts to laugh. 

 “And why?” asks, covering his lips behind the fingers. 

“Because, I’ll be...” Dazai reaches a hand verso his head, stroking his hair. “It seems like... making a friend’s dream comes true” the phrase ends with a new bright smile and a little blink. 

Atsushi lets him go, asking himself when his superior will be less complicated. Because vevery time that he shows to him a new part of his character, he thinks to become a little better person.

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Hello ! Your chapters of "will we walk down the same road" and "for you there's only love" were a delight, it's been a while since I've laughed so much. I have a question : Once Ricchie does manage to start his career as a comedian, does he sometimes make jokes about Pennywise ? I can his fans arguing about whether he's just got a very bad case of clownophobia or if his town was actually haunted. Have a nice day !

thank you!!!

he absolutely makes pennywise jokes without any context and just lets people wonder 

i have had many thoughts about this and basically my thought is that richie starts off the same way he did in canon where he’s doing someone else’s jokes and the others go to one of his shows and his delivery is good so they’re all supportive, except for eddie who is PISSED

and richie’s like “uh what exactly am i supposed to joke about, i live in a two bedroom apartment with two of my friends from middle school, haha not gay at all” and eddie’s like “you didn’t say a single true thing about yourself and you didn’t do [lists an absurd amount of very specific voices and impressions and common jokes richie does]” and he’s so angry about it richie literally can’t get a word in edgewise and richie’s just like “?????”

they get into a HUGE fight (meanwhile, stan sitting on the counter eating cereal radiating energy like that vine where the guy is like “can i PLEASE get a waffle”) and richie’s like “half of my jokes would be about you” and eddie’s like “you can lie and say i’m my girlfriend, just write your own material because you’re fucking FUNNY!!!” and they end up so winded from yelling at each other that they give up and going to bed and eddie spoons richie like “i’m still mad at you this is an angry snuggle” and richie’s like “FINE” and in the morning they just kind of move on by being mildly grumpy at each other for a few days

but then the next time richie gets a gig he immediately starts with “alright jackasses last time i was up here i invited my girlfriend and she hated it so i’m trying something new because she’s the only person who has the balls to tell me i’m funny to my face” and he doesn’t come out but he’s honest about everything else and he 100% starts making pennywise jokes like “i know it’s weird to be living with your middle school friend but in my defense we did kill a demon clown together after it nearly ate his face off. so ANYWAY” and just moves on without explaining himself

(the minute twitter becomes a thing he’s viral bc he’s already famous and then he starts making weird tweets about their life in derry or in the apartment like “sometimes u just gotta find your bravery by getting leper vomit in the face, i love u” at 4 am bc he was talking about when they were kids with eddie)

also he’s so bizarre and energetic and offensive in an understanding way that he becomes instantly popular with the lgbt community john mulaney style and also my thought was that he’d come out when gay marriage is legalized but i realize now i was a fool and that he’d probably come out with the advent of social media bc he can’t NOT take weird pictures of eddie and stan in their apartment with odd captions

(alternatively, he comes out with just a tweet saying “anyone NOT afraid of clowns is homophobic. source: i’m gay & was outed by a killer clown in shitfuck, maine” and then going offline for 3 weeks)

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What is the worst thing Stan had to put up with from Ricchie and Eddie ?

i think stan actually enjoys the chaos. like yes richie and eddie both annoy him, but also he sort of enjoys the moral superiority of being annoyed with his dumbass friends. so when its just them bickering he’ll yell at them and judge them but if they didn’t he’d be like “it’s too quiet in here” (he accuses them of plotting but really... he misses it

(stan, after having been left alone to study in silence for several hours: ....................................................... hey richie how often do you change a toothbrushrichie, who’s dad is a dentist and who cannot help himself: what’s a toothbrusheddie: answer the fucking question, i put my mouth on your mouth ON A REGULAR BASISstan, internally: nailed it)

but i think the worst would be when they’re being genuinely hurtful to each other and not noticing because they’re all punchy with each other and sometimes actual hurt gets lost in translation (not often, they know each other well and they do actually have their boundaries) but from the outside stan can sometimes see when eddie’s too worked up to really think about why richie is the way he is or when richie’s trying to cover up how frayed he’s getting over a certain topic before they can, and then stan has to jump in before they spiral, because of course when they do tip over from “just generally roughhousing bc that’s how we like it” to “my feelings are actually hurt here” then they nosedive FAST

(and of course it always ends in yelling matches until someone finally yields and then they immediately cling to each other for three hours without moving a muscle in apology)

also, stan has walked in on or overheard them having sex WAY more than he wants to because they, like, never warn him. he just comes home, hears them going at it and is like “put a fucking sock on the door or something this is why i have a walkman you goddamn animals” to himself while putting on headphones

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Also, how about Ricchie talking about how his childhood friends are also famous. "I love how Bill is always pretending to be so smooth and smart when I've actually seen him attack a werewolf without thinking about anything."/"So all your friends ended up famous, what do you think was the key to your success? What would you advise people to do?""Well you're going to need a psychopath clown coming from space but we killed the last one so it's going to be complicated."

jfdksfjdkfd you’re right, like half of them are celebrities. bill and mike are famous for writing, bev is famous for photography, richie is a famous comedian and ben is a well enough known architect that some people recognize him (stan and eddie are an accountant and surgeon respectively so they’re not famous per se but they do have a sizable social media following bc they’re friends with several famous people and spend all their time online roasting the shit out of those famous people)

and richie just keeps posting group photos like “the clown killers, back again” or a photo from bev’s wedding like “happy anniversary to bev hanscom, a beautiful woman i have seen drenched head to toe in blood multiple times” and interviewers are constantly trying to catch them coordinating their stories and they’re always just like “no this really happened idk why you’d think richie isn’t serious about this”

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mahkaria replied to your post: *sounds of me going fully feral in the background*

They are so well drawn ! Thank you so much for sharing it.

jdfkdjfdkfjdkfj bless you

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Hi ! Could you tell us more about Ricchie learning how to cook in your AU ? I can see Stan tasting it to make Ricchie happy while Eddie is next to him like "Ricchie, I love and respect you but there is no way this thing doesn't contain at least a thousand illnesses, what were you even trying to do?" "An omelet?" "Nice, perfect, truly wonderful, now explain to me how you managed to make it blue ?"

oh yeah i feel like there’s a good several months in which they cannot eat any of richie’s meals and they also set off the fire alarm fifteen times before richie takes the batteries out of it like “there, problem solved” and stan and eddie both chase him around the apartment like “THIS IS NOT A SOLUTION, GIVE US BACK THE BATTERIES”

stan will gingerly taste ruined food if only so he can make eye contact while spitting it out and eddie is just like “i’m not going near that thing, what the FUCK have you done” and they get to know a lot of delivery guys. stan and eddie try to convince richie to stop trying to cook and that they’ll just learn to make simple and quick things and richie’s like “NO you guys are in school all day and i’m bored!” and keeps trying and they’re just like “i guess it keeps him from doing anything worse??”

and then finally richie’s food gets edible and they enter phase two which is “richie cannot fucking remember what’s kosher or any of eddie’s allergies, not because he doesn’t care bc he does but because he will genuinely eat any garbage whether it is feasibly edible or not and the concept of dietary restrictions is absurd to him” so they have to quiz him on every piece of food and ingredients that went into it and possible ingredients that might have been contained in ingredients (like, if you add canned soup to something, it might not apply) and it’s an Ordeal

(stan: richie i can’t eat shrimprichie: what? why?stan: they’re not kosherrichie: since when?stan: they’re shellfish. shellfish aren’t kosherrichie: but they don’t have SHELLS??eddie: also i’m allergic to shellfishrichie: SHRIMP DO NOT HAVE SHELLS)

also i feel like eddie does have serious food allergies BUT a large part of eddie’s allergies are psychosymptomatic so he wouldn’t actually get sick from it and so richie and stan respect that he won’t eat certain things and won’t eat it but they bicker with him constantly about it and eddie finally is like “FINE” and sees an actual non-derry doctor and it turns out he’s allergic to at most 10% of the things he thought he was allergic to and richie’s like “oh thank god i really didn’t know how i was going to keep up with the full list” and eddie won’t speak to him for a full day

and THEN they get start labeling who can eat what and getting into arguments about the food they can all eat and richie will eat something only eddie can eat and eddie will be like “what the FUCK, you can eat your OWN food unlike me???” and the label maker gets weaponized in the process and somewhere along the road of constant arguing, richie stops making as much food that isn’t safe for all three of them, but not before they’ve labeled literally everything in the kitchen no matter how fundamentally ridiculous (like salt. just plain old table salt)

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In this AU I can totally see Will, his nose bleeding so much it's a miracle he still hasn't collapsed being like : I am fine while the others are just like "Are you sure about it????"

(i think you meant mike) BUT YES mike with powers would spend half his time facedown, exhausted, blood streaming down his face because he has absolutely no chill or self preservation ever

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Hello ! I hope you're having a good day. What do you think of an AU where El and Mike swap their place? PS : I love your madwheelchair drawings and AU, thank you for sharing them.

thank you!!!

oh man where mike’s an escaped experiment and el is the one who finds her? that’s really interesting and there’s a lot of ways to do it but i like my own madwheelclair/jopper spin on it where el is hopper’s adopted daughter, maybe from an abusive family, and joyce and hopper have their unspoken Thing and so she’s close to the byers fam when will goes missing

and so that’s why she starts investigating and ropes lucas and dustin in with her. lucas is still very, very suspicious of the newcomer bc while he isn’t as jealous as he would be of el, he’s still really worried about will and worried by this new guy with superpowers. but on the other hand mike with powers would be 100% more likely to knock himself out being protective and is 100% less subtle too so the minute the gate comes up he’s just like “NO!!!!” and then wears himself out trying to keep them from going after it and so lucas is just like “dude come on pull yourself together, we have to find out friend” and mike’s like :((((((((((((((

also i feel like if mike isn’t literally her first foray into kindness she wouldn’t immediately interpret it as romance so maybe mike kisses her and she’s like “ummmmm” and he’s like “oh oops sorry i thought that was the thing we were doing here” and THEN they become brother and sister bc she and hopper set out to make sure he’s okay and hopper sets up the cabin for mike and el’s the only one who knows about it but is sworn to secrecy

and in this scenario lucas is the one who angsts about whether mike is okay or not, but he doesn’t realize he has Feelings, which is why he still falls for max. and also, the minute things start being weird, mike would break in an instant - he’s a lot more stubborn but less aggressive than el so i think he’d just straight up radio lucas after one (1) fight with hopper and so he finds out everything about will and all like midway through season 2 and doesn’t ever meet kali which is good bc he and kali would immediately kill each other. she just does her revenge thing in chicago, it’s cool

and then during all of season 3 it’s just an army of flayed people out to get mike while lucas tries to figure out if he likes max or mike more (trick question the answer is both)

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mahkaria replied to your post “a full spectrum of wolf mike outfits”

I love the way you draw outfits. The colour palette also fits Mike very nicely ! Thank you for sharing it ! I can't wait to hear more about your AU

thank you!!! i’m glad you like them!!

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Hello ! Your addition to "take your hand" was amazing. Not only from the smut but also in how careful you are with building their relationship. (Also Patty and Stan are so funny). For a soulmate idea, how about you can always know where your soulmate is no matter what is happening. Ricchie spends his time hoping Eddie might be his soulmate but always end up saying to himself he only knows because they spend so much time together. Have a nice day !

thank you!! i’m glad you liked it!

ooooh that would work out really well bc they’re still in school and eddie has a routine and all, and richie’s either with them or in the arcade. they really only start to notice when they’re in college and have jobs and even then they’re just like... constantly guessing when the other will do the grocery shopping or if they’re hanging out with friends or whatever

all the losers are like “how exactly would you have known that eddie was going to go to the park with a friend today” and richie’s like “idk it’s a nice day out”

i feel like the funniest (and also best for h/c) is if richie has to go to the emergency room for something super mild (maybe he breaks his finger or something) while at work and eddie immediately panics because he just KNOWS and shows up at the emergency room frantically insisting that they tell him where richie is and what’s happened to him 

richie comes out with his hand in a cast like “lol yeh i broke my finger” and then he’s like “wait how’d you know i didn’t even call” and eddie just squeezes him tight because all he knew was that richie is in the hospital and he was so worried and then suddenly they’re like “ohhhhhh wait”

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mahkaria replied to your post: wip i worked on so long today i hate everything...

The way you drew them is amazing !!! (especially their hands and facial expresions) Thank you for sharing and have a nice day.

T_T thank you i am. simply very tired, this was basically all i worked on all day

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Good luck for your screenplay ! What are Ricchie's best subjects in your HP AU? I can see him being a real danger during classes, especially Charms and Potions. The teachers know he's probably the closest thing to a chaotic genius they're going to get and never know if they need to stop him or not. Meanwhile, Ricchie can be seen cackling as he almost destroys the classroom with a spell he invented.

he’s great at charms and will charm all kinds of origami creations that bill makes. georgie has like fifteen charmed boats that let out boat noises or float in the air. he’s also charmed several things to do weird stuff like catch fire and start singing loud enough to rattle the windows if anyone touches them

i think eddie would be good at potions and herbology - both of them are pretty integral to medicine in the wizarding world, plus it would give richie more reason to hate snape, because eddie is even GOOD at his class and a good teacher would praise him and give him extra lessons, and snape just bullies him for always being done before everyone else and always finds weird reasons to tell him he’s done it wrong even though eddie’s potions are perfect

(richie could be good at potions but then how would he get eddie to “help” him with his homework and babble about how smart he is?)

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Local eleven years defeats the incarnation of fear itself, his explanation : "I'm the only who is allowed to say Ricchie to shut up" (PS : your stories are amazing, thank you so much for writing them)

stan: i know he’s a demon clown but he told my best friend to shut uprichie: i’m your best friend?!stan: shut up richie

(thank you!!!)