#magical Roboheart: high school heroes
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Magical Robodoki if it was a Dreamworks Movie Trailer
(Typical peppy high school music plays, Aianna nervously walking through the halls)
Narrator!Aianna: "Yep. That's me. Aianna Flowers. Normal robotic cyborg freshman at Jackalope High."
Jock: "WEEB!"
Aianna: *keeps walking*
Jock: Yeah, that's right! Go tell your mama- oh wait, you don't even remember her!
(Aianna stops and gets angry)
That must be why you're such a womanchild-
(proceeds to get punched into the lockers, leaving a dent in them)
Aianna: *dusts hands* Put a sock in it, jockey.
(Title card: This spring...)
Narrator!Aianna: "Yeah, sure, I was in the news for basically having my entire childhood wiped from my memory,"
(Show scenes of Roboheart fighting evil dark monsters)
"-and yeah, I am secretly a magical warrior named Roboheart who defends the world from villain-possessed bystanders."
(Scene of Aianna walking through the halls)
"But whatever! This week, it's finally time for me to have the magical girl team I've always dreamed of! Finally, I won't be alone, I'll have true bonafide girlfriends by my side-"
(Sounds of Nate, Buzz, and Bob freaking out over wearing skirts, Aianna cringing)
Aianna: Please tell me they're just being hazed...
(dramatic heroic music swells, From the creators of Ruby Gilman: Teenage Kraken)
(Scene of Aianna talking to her team)
Aianna: So, a theater kid, a nerd, and a jock got chosen? And they're all boys. This...has got to be some mistake.
Buzz: You're telling me.
Kiruru: Nope!
(and How to Train Your Dragon)
(Scene of Aianna being sad in the darkened hallways)
Aianna: This isn't what I wanted...
(Scene of a monster attack, and the group fighting)
Roxanne Mirage, whispering into a students ear: "Embrace what you fear! Go on, my curse!"
(Back to darkened hallways, Bob giving a comforting hug)
Bob: I know. But it's what we needed.
(Discover your family,)
(Scene of the group in a futuristic training room)
Buzz: We finally get the chance to help other people feel less alone!
Bob: And we get cool powers out of the deal! (he runs in top speed) I've got super speed,
Nate: (snaps his fingers, turning into Aianna) Shapeshifting's pretty sick.
Buzz: (He picks up Aianna) Don't forget super strength!
Bob: Yeah! Aianna, you're so cool!
Aianna, surprised: ...Really?
(Discover your courage,)
(Scene of a confrontation between Roxanne and Aianna)
Roxanne: Look, as a popular girl, I know everyone's fears here.
(Scene of Nate trying to hide his blush in front of a guy)
"Being outed,
(Buzz attempting to hang with the cool kids, only to be pinned to a locker)
Being ostracized,
(Bob trying to hide his nerves while playing basketball)
Being judged for your failures,
(Aianna having a panic attack in the hallway)
Being alone."
(Back to the confrontation)
And I'm sure you're no different, Roboheart. (she attempts to pull Aianna closer to her, and Aianna's eyes begin to glow purple as the camera zooms in) Come on, show me what you fear....
(Discover your hero.)
(Scene of the gang fighting against a giant shadowy monster)
Narrator!Aianna, dramatically, pissed: "...I may be scared, but it doesn't matter. I'm not alone anymore. I've got a family now!"
(Scene of Roboclover grabbing Roboheart's hand as she falls off a cliff)
N!Aianna: "It may not be what I expected, not by a long shot,
(Scene of Robodiamond protecting Robojoker)
N!Aianna: But it's still family regardless!"
(Flashing stills of the gang fighting, then fade to black, then transition to the beginning of a transformation scene)
Aianna: Ready? Robocards,
The rest of the gang: ONLINE!
(Title Card: Magical Roboheart: High-School Heroes)
Group: (posing) We'll make your heart race!
(Cast list flashes, coming April 2024)
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