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The 'Do Not Get on Her List' Edition of PCW Extreme Political TV

THIS WEEK ON EXTREME POLITICAL TV-Felcher and Felcher- Extreme Attorneys discuss how to choose the next Champion of the Political Universe -Jerrold Nadler (NY-Progressive Alliance) of the ‘Oversight’ Committee comes calling. -Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (NY-Progressive Alliance) has a ‘list.’-Mitch Thomas-American Taxpayer vs. Andrew ‘The Bureaucrat’ Riley -Blue Brand Champion ‘Mr. Hollywood’ Kevin Daniels talks fracas with PCW Champion Stone Chism. -PCW Television and Women’s Title being brought back-#1 CONTENDER’S MATCH-PCW TITLE: Jack Fraiser vs. ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott-MAIN EVENT/NON-TITLE MATCH: PCW Champion ‘The One Man Anti-Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism vs. Jack from State Barn Insurance

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[ON SCREEN GRAPHIC: Blue background. The top of the Capitol Building occupies the left hand side of the television screen.

Centered in the middle of the screen: “P-SPAN. THE POLITICAL CHANNEL.”]

P-SPAN Announcer (off screen): The P-SPAN Network bring you long-form public affairs programming from the nation’s capital and are a public service of…

[ON SCREEN GRAPHIC: Logos of twenty three different cable and satellite television companies replace the Capitol Building and P-SPAN graphic.]

P-SPAN Announcer (v/o): …your television provider.

[ON SCREEN GRAPHIC: Returns to the blue background with the top of the Capitol Building occupying the left hand side of the television screen with “P-SPAN. THE POLITICAL CHANNEL.” centered in the middle of the screen.]

P-SPAN Announcer (v/o): P-SPAN. The Political Channel.

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LAST WEEK ON PCW EXTREME POLITICAL TV:

Champion of the Political Universe: ‘Red Solo Plastic Cup’ Ray McAvay defeats The Mononaghelian Stomper in short order. McAvay then talks with backstage reporter Blair Moise about ‘The McAvay Way’ until they’re interrupted by ‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell.

Blackwell’s split from the SEC (is there anyone left?) and formed a new faction called Main Street USA with Farmer John Deere, Mike the Mechanic, and Sarah Mae Smith. Blackwell announces his intention to dethrone McAvay telling the Champion of the Political Universe “I am the now…I am the future.”

Then Professor McCarthy brings out The Ultimate Social Justice Warrior who says HE’s going to be the one who brings the title to the Progressive Alliance. USJW gets a sour welcome from the fans causing Peta from PETA to compare them to people celebrating Steve Irwin’s birthday. That goes over even worse. But the crowd gets happier when the Irwins come out and give Peta a Total Elimination.

Then it’s ‘Mr. Hollywood’ Kevin Daniels turn. Daniels says he’s ‘not as extreme as some of the others’ and he’s the one to ‘wrestle’ the title away from Ray McAvay.

Then, Jill Berg brings out the ‘Wall Street Market Analyst with the Man Crush on ESPN’s Kirk Herbstreit’ Kirk Walstreit and presents him as the one who will become the next Champion of the Political Universe because…Walstreit holds up his velvet painting of Kirk Herbstreit ‘so well.’

‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann reacts to Blackwell’s departure by admitting that the SEC needs to ‘clean house and start all over again.’ McMann tells CSPN’s Reese Anderson that he has a plan and everyone will ‘find out soon enough.’

PCW Tag Team Champions Rah and Halitosis aka The Island of Misfit Wrestlers get a huge win over the former champions Weapons of Mass Destruction (A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb) in a non-title match. The Red Brand sent WMD to defeat the reigning PCW Tag champions and WMD, who left PCW right the day of the D.C. Armory super show, wanted the match because of ‘unfinished business.’ But PCW Owner Dawn McGill thwarted their plan with a well time intervention to throw the match back to the champions.

PCW Champion ‘The One Man Anti-Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism catches up to and destroys the Blue Brand Champion ‘Mr. Hollywood’ Kevin Daniels backstage in payback for Daniels’s attack on him at the D.C. Armory show.

The show ends with the Coke Brothers (financiers of the American Patriots) and George Moros (financiers of the Progressive Alliance) very unhappy with the turn of events.

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PCW Extreme Political TV on P-SPAN Sunday March 3rd, 2019 Taped March 2nd at the Hulman Center Terre Haute, Indiana

Announcer:‘The Voice of PCW’ Johnny Suave‘Low Level Reporter at the New York Times Trying to Make a Name for Herself’ Colleen Crowder

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The camera pans all over the Hulman Center as PCW is on the air! Fireworks go off. Spotlights move back and forth through the crowd.

Cut to ringside where ‘The Voice of PCW’ Johnny Suave stands at the broadcast table next to Colleen Crowder.

Johnny Suave: Hello everyone! This is Political Championship Wrestling!

Crowd: PCW!…PCW!…PCW!…

Johnny Suave: I am Johnny Suave. She is ‘Low Level Reporter at the New York Times Trying to Make a Name for Herself’ Colleen Crowder. Tonight we are broadcasting tonight from the Hulman Center in Terre Haute, Indiana with an exciting evening of political wrestling!

Suave reviews what went down last week. First, he talks about the four potential challengers to Champion of the Political Universe Ray McAvay: American Patriot’s ‘Wall Street Market Analyst with a Man Crush on ESPN’s Kirk Herbstreit’ Kirk Walstreit and Charlie Blackwell, Progressive Alliance’s Blue Brand Champion ‘Mr. Hollywood’ Kevin Daniels or the Ultimate Social Justice Warrior.

Crowder, who missed most of the show, gets in her takes.

Colleen Crowder: Obviously, it should be Daniels or the Ultimate Social Justice Warrior. They would be champions that would better model the correct behavior that all of us should follow.

Suave finds it funny that Crowder mentions that and talks about the comments made on Tuesday Night’s Political Shakedown show.

VIDEO: Last Tuesday Night’s Blue Brand Political Shakedown

Extreme Attorneys Felcher and Felcher are in the ring.

R Felcher complains that part of the problem is that the Champion of the Political Universe is usually determined by someone who’s ‘better’ than everyone else. He alleges this deprives wrestlers of lesser talent from becoming the champion.

Johnny Suave: Well, DUHHHH!!!

Colleen Crowder: Shhhh. He’s making a lot of sense.

D Felcher calls it discriminatory and disenfranchises wrestlers who aren’t as good as others are.

R Felcher suggests that an enlightened ‘panel’ should actually choose the champion based on who best projects the ‘right’ image that everyone should follow.

Colleen Crowder: And what’s wrong with that?

Johnny Suave: Everything. A champion should win the title on merit inside the ring and not from a panel full of bias. But on the bright side, it was better than listening to the whining about Dawn McGill all night.

Jerrold Nadler (NY-Progressive Alliance), dressed in a suit, climbs into the ring.

Jerrold Nadler: Hello, my name is Jerrold Nadler. I am part of the Executive Committee Oversight Committee.

The fans boo.

Johnny Suave: Oops. I may have spoken too soon. Nadler was also a part of Tuesday Night’s Political Shakedown and commented on CEO of the Political Universe Donald Trump’s Security initiatives.

VIDEO: Last Tuesday Night’s Blue Brand Political Shakedown

Nadler says preventing people from entering the arenas for Blue Brand, Red Brand, and PCW shows simply because they don’t have tickets is not acceptable.

Jerrold Nadler: “Any instance where families…children…were kept from entering a venue to see a Blue Brand, Red Brand and PCW show because they didn’t have ticket will be investigated to the fullest extent. I intend to hold CEO Trump and his people accountable for these heinous actions.”

Nadler notes that he would have discussed this behind closed doors with PCW CEO Dawn McGill, but her recent behavior indicated that might not be a wise idea- referencing McGill throwing Professor McCarthy through her door out of her office.

Jerrold Nadler: I noticed people lined out outside the arena tonight who couldn’t come inside because they didn’t have a ticket. I saw families with children who could not get in. Families should be allowed into the arena regardless if they don’t have tickets because they have the right to experience PCW just like anyone else. My oversight committee will make sure this happens. My oversight committee will hold Dawn McGill and PCW accountable if they don’t allow them in.

This brings out PCW Owner Dawn McGill. She’s dressed in a black halter top, black mini-skirt, and a pair of killer heels tonight.

Oh, and she’s brought her children to the show: Eva (7 years old), and twins R.K. and Gracie (3 years old) come out with their mother.

Dawn McGill: That’s a bad argument Mr. Nadler. I signed a contract with the venue and paid a fee for us to be here tonight. I make money by charging a price for people to come here to watch the show. I don’t comp tickets to ANYONE. Including you. Including people who just think they can show up at the door and walk right in. It’s not fair to those who spent their hard earned money in order to come here tonight. It’s not fair to those who do the right thing but keep getting penalized by people like you for doing the right thing.

Undaunted by McGill’s response, Nadler makes clear that now that there’s a ‘new’ Oversight committee in charge PCW won’t be getting the free ride it was getting before.

Jerrold Nadler: You’ll either do it or else you’ll answer to me and my committee and we’ll make your life miserable.

Dawn McGill (to her children): Children. You may want to look away for a second.

The children do what they’re told.

Jerrold Nadler: What? What are you-OOOOF!

McGill drives her spiked heels into Nadler’s…er…nads. He bends over to a ninety degree angle.

Dawn McGill: I don’t answer to you; you answer to us. I don’t work for you. You work for me!

Eva: Mommy?

Dawn McGill: Not yet honey.

Dawn takes a side headlock and DDT’s Nadler to the mat.

Johnny Suave: Oooh!

Dawn McGill: You work for us…not your big money financiers…not your political cronies…for us. You work for the fans.

Crowd: PCW!…PCW!…PCW!…

McGill motions to her kids and they head to the back.

Cut to Suave and Crowder at the broadcast desk.

Colleen Crowder (angry): Dawn McGill needs anger management counseling and sensitivity training!

Johnny Suave: No, Dawn McGill has zero tolerance for political bull-*BLEEP*.

Crowder tries to argue but Suave moves along. He runs down tonight’s show:-It’s the day of reckoning for the Sports Entertainment Corporation. What will Mr. McMann do?

-Number One Contender’s Match-PCW Title: ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott vs. Jack Fraiser.

-PCW Champion Stone Chism will be in action in a non-title match.

Johnny Suave: We’ll be back right after these messages.

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**COMMERCIAL BREAK**

Brought to you by the Progressive Alliance:

[PCW Owner Dawn McGill watches the action on a monitor in her office.]

*KNOCK-KNOCK-KNOCK-KNOCK*

[She lifts her gaze towards the door.]

Dawn McGill: Enter.

[It’s Progressive Alliance Leaders Nancy Pelosi from California and Chuck Schumer from New York.]

Dawn McGill: Nancy. Chuck.

[Pelosi and Schumer approach her desk.]

Dawn McGill: What can I do for you?

Nancy Pelosi: Dawn, we’re here to offer you a golden opportunity.

[Dawn looks at her apprehensively.]

Dawn McGill: Golden opportunity?

Chuck Schumer: Yes. It’s time for the PCW to come home…to the Blue Brand.

[Dawn sits back in her chair.]

Dawn McGill: Come home to the Blue Brand.

Nancy Pelosi: That’s right. The Progressive Alliance is all about the little guy and the Blue Brand is the perfect place for them to be.

Dawn McGill: Really, now?

Chuck Schumer: Now, of course, your wrestlers will have to start all the way at the bottom.

Dawn McGill: At the bottom.

Nancy Pelosi: Well, we do have some wrestlers who are bankrolled by some of our big money supporters so they would obviously have to be pushed ahead of a newcomer.

Chuck Schumer: Plus, there’s the whole seniority thing that has to be taken into consideration.

Dawn McGill: That sounds intriguing…but I think I’m going to pass.

Nancy Pelosi: I see, you want us to sweeten the deal.

[Pelosi makes a hand gesture that denotes ‘sweetening the deal.’ McGill’s not sure what she’s doing. Even Schumer wonders what the hell she’s doing.]

Nancy Pelosi: Okay, we can throw in higher taxes, excessive regulations, artificial solutions to health care and wage stagnation-

Dawn McGill: Artificial solutions?

Chuck Schumer: Big government trickle down, economic mandates versus doing the hard work to formulate concrete long term solutions and promoting policies that create organic growth.

Dawn McGill: Ahh…gotcha.

[She’s not impressed.]

Dawn McGill: Guys, that’s a bad deal.

Nancy Pelosi: Ooooh…we’ve got a haggler here.

Chuck Schumer: Yes we do.

Dawn McGill: Um no. I’m not haggling.

[But yet, the haggling begins.]

Chuck Schumer: Okay…and I can’t believe I’m saying this…Miss McGill, we’ll even throw in political correctness…

Nancy Pelosi: …deep state bureaucrats and activist judges undermining the will of the people…

Chuck Schumer: …and maintaining the status quo for the Washington D.C. beltway elites to continue to prosper while middle America withers on the vine like they have for the past 25 years.

Dawn McGill: Really?

Nancy Pelosi: And last but not least…

[Former PCW CEO Barack Obama enters.]

Barack Obama: I’ll be the first one to welcome all of the bitter clingers to the Blue Brand!

[Dawn’s eyebrows raise.]

Nancy Pelosi: That’s our final offer.

[Dawn gets up from her chair.]

Dawn McGill: Um, no. If you’ll excuse me.

[She sprints for the door.]

Chuck Schumer: Oh…it’s the run out of the office and…

[Dawn slams the door behind her.]

Chuck Schumer: …shut the door in our face trick!

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PCW ON THE ROADMarch 8th – United Wireless Center / Dodge City, KS March 9th – Tony’s Pizza Events Center / Salina, KS March 10th – Hartman Arena / Park City, KS March 16th – Jamestown Civic Center / Jamestown, SD March 22nd – Silverstein Eye Centers Arena / Independence, MO March 23rd – Qwest Center Omaha / Omaha, NE March 24th – Sanford Pentagon / Sioux Falls, SD March 30th – Taft Coliseum / Columbus, OH March 31st – Mayo Civic Center / Rochester, MN April 6th – Loose Cannons Unleashed PPV @ the D.C. Armory / Washington, D.C.

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OUTSIDE THE ARENAJohnny Suave (v/o): This just took place a couple of second ago.

A pissed off Jerrold Nadler heads back to his waiting limo. He’s got a bag of ice pressed up on his forehead and he winces as he takes a stride.

Jerrold Nadler: If PCW thought they were being oversighted before, Dawn McGill hasn’t seen oversight like the oversight she’s going to get. I’m going to show her a whole new meaning of oversight.

He gets into the limo and slams the door shut.

Cut back to Suave and Crowder at the broadcast desk.

Johnny Suave: So he’s a little upset.

Colleen Crowder: He has every right to be. Dawn McGill owes him an apology for the lack of respect she showed him.

Johnny Suave: I’m sure Dawn didn’t appreciate the lack of respect showed to her by Mr. Nabler-

Colleen Crowder: Nadler.

Johnny Suave: Yeah, whatever.

Crowder winds herself up into a fit but Suave moves on before she explodes.

Johnny Suave: If you saw last Monday’s Red Brand Political Wh-arrr show, you saw Mitch Thomas-American Taxpayer uncork this…

VIDEO: Last Monday night’s Red Brand Politico Wh-arrrr

The bell is about to ring but Mitch Thomas- American Taxpayer suddenly waves it off.

Mitch Thomas: It’s bad enough when some on the Blue Brand side basically tells you they hate you, your paycheck, and each and every day scheme of ways to take a few more bucks off the top of your paycheck. They demand your blind faith and most of all they demand your money. Basically, the message is work your ass off, shut the *BLEEP* up, and pay your *BLEEP* damn taxes. But when the Red side only plays lip service to complaints about what the ‘tax everything that moves’ folks are doing and that’s all. They don’t do a damn thing about it because they’re too busy taking care of big corporations and people who already have advantages over people like us. The Red side aren’t any better so *BLEEP* this. I’m outta here.

Colleen Crowder: In fairness, the Progressive Alliance believes everyone should work their ass off, shut the *BLEEP* up, and pay their *BLEEP* damn taxes.

Crowder adds Mitch is right about the American Patriots and completely wrong about the Progressive Alliance.

Color Suave ‘not surprised’ at the skewed analysis from Crowder.

Johnny Suave: Mitch Thomas just wants a fair and even playing field. And he ain’t going to get it at either the Red Brand or Blue Brand show.

Crowder tries to tell Suave that’s not the narrative they’re going with, but Suave has already thrown it to Kimber Marshall in the ring to introduce the first match of the show.

MATCH #1 – Mitch Thomas-American Taxpayer vs. Andrew ‘The Bureaucrat’ Riley

Mitch Thomas “American Taxpayer”HT: 5’ 10” WT: 185 / HOME: Guymon, OK FIN: Pencil Sharpener

Harvey Thomas “American Taxpayer”HT: 5”11 WT: 265 / HOME: Rowland, NC

Mitch comes out with Harvey Wilson- fellow American Taxpayer. Mitch has a microphone tells the crowd they’re happy to be back in PCW.

Mitch Thomas: PCW respects us. The Red and Blue Brand does not. And it’s my opinion that the American Patriots and Progressive Alliance definitely do not.

Andrew ‘The Bureaucrat’ Riley HT: 6′ 1″ WT: 214 / HOME: Washington, D.C. FIN: The Code Red Tape

Executive Assistant Melissa leads Riley out. He too has a microphone.

Andrew ‘The Bureaucrat’ Riley: For everything in work and in life, there’s a perfectly good process to do it. Trust the process.

Melissa nods in agreement and the two walk towards the ring.

Johnny Suave: So, it’s the classic battle between the American Taxpayer versus the Bureaucrat. Usually, the Bureaucrat comes out on top. Can Mitch Thomas change that dynamic tonight?

Colleen Crowder: Probably not. And besides, we need bureaucrats to make our country work.

Johnny Suave: Yeah, we’re going to disagree on that.

*DING-DING*

Riley starts out hot taking down Thomas with a clothesline. But resilient as ever, the American Taxpayer jumped back to his feet in no time and rushes Riley. Thomas gets a little payback with a vertical suplex DDT. Cover. One…tw- Riley kicks out. Riley leverages Thomas into the corner and traps him. He delivers an assortment of high and mid kicks, building up a rhythm while Thomas tries to escape. Melissa does her part to help. Thomas throws a few punches back. After a while, Thomas finally acts as Riley is drawing back his fist to punch. Making his move, Thomas drives his knee into the midsection. He steps away from the turnbuckle and lets Riley stumble back and then double over. Thomas follows up with a back elbow to the face that has the Bureaucrat falling back into the ropes. Thomas blindly rushes in and the two end up going over the ropes and landing on the ground to the outside.

Johnny Suave: Neither man has really taking control of the match so far.

Colleen Crowder: Riley is being a good bureaucrat. He’s letting Thomas get his shots in. But in the end, The Bureaucrat knows how to get things done. I think Riley has Thomas right where he wants him.

The referee begins the count. Riley gets to his feet. So does Thomas. The two begin elbowing one another while heading for the ring to try to get the other out of the way. Thomas charges towards him and runs right into a front kick. Riley goes up top and hits a standing shooting star press to the laid out Thomas. Riley for the win. One…two…NO! The American Taxpayer stays alive. Riley prematurely celebrates and then gets completely caught off guard with a discus elbow smash. Thomas hoists Riley into the air and drives him back to the mat with a spinebuster. But before Thomas makes the cover, Melissa grabs Riley’s arm and pulls him out of the ring. Melissa gives The Bureaucrat more instructions. Once back in the ring, Riley makes a beeline for Thomas. The two begin throwing blows until Riley’s right hand makes Thomas take a step back. Melissa jumps on the ring apron and gets the referee’s attention. Riley reaches into his trunks and discreetly pulls out a foreign object. He walks over to Thomas and flattens him with the loaded right hand.

Colleen Crowder: Told ya.

Johnny Suave: Booooooo.

Riley tosses the foreign object away and pulls Thomas back up. Melissa jumps down. The referee turns in time to see Riley drop Thomas with the Code Red Tape. Cover…One…Two…THREE.

Johnny Suave: Booooooooo!

The crowd agrees.

WINNER: Andrew ‘The Bureaucrat’ Riley @ 4:30

Colleen Crowder: Again, a good bureaucrat knows how to take care of business. That’s what Andrew Riley did.

Johnny Suave: He cheated.

Colleen Crowder: Whatever gets the job done.

Harvey Wilson snatches the foreign object off the floor and shows it to the referee. The referee is unmoved and raises Riley’s arm in victory. So Wilson wraps his fist around the foreign object and pops Riley in the schnozz.

Johnny Suave: HOLY CRAP!

Riley collapses to the mat. Wilson shrugs and drops the foreign object.

Colleen Crowder: That was totally not called for!

Johnny Suave: Oh it totally was.

Colleen Crowder: That shows a complete lack of respect for Andrew ‘The Bureaucrat’ Riley.

Johnny Suave: And now you know how the American Taxpayer feels.

Crowder sputters something as we cut backstage.

BACKSTAGE Paige McGillicutty returns as PCW’s backstage reporter. She has a very angry ‘Mr. Hollywood’ Kevin Daniels with her.

VIDEO: Last Week’s Extreme Political TV

PCW Champion ‘The One Man Anti-Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism beats the holy hell out of Blue Brand Champion ‘Mr. Hollywood’ Kevin Daniels backstage.

PCW officials and Blue Brand officials swarm and try to tear the two men apart.

Blair Moise: Johnny, Stone Chism jumped Kevin Daniels as the Blue Brand Champion was backstage with his entourage.

Moise explains that Chism bulldozed his way through and nailed Daniels with a right hand. Both men then started lobbing heavy shots at each other until PCW and the Blue Brand stepped in to quell the strife.

Paige doesn’t even get two words out before Daniels begins to rant about PCW Champion Stone Chism’s attack on him last week. Daniels decries Chism’s ‘cowardly’ attack. He calls PCW backstage security a complete joke.

Kevin Daniels: When someone of importance is at your small time show, you’d think security would be increased to make sure insignificant people…like Stone Chism…can’t get to you.

Daniels vows never to set foot at a PCW show ever again because of the ‘unsafe’ working conditions.

Cut back to Suave and Crowder at the broadcast desk.

Johnny Suave: So, Kevin Daniels is a little upset.

Colleen Crowder: Can you blame him? Kevin Daniels takes time out of his precious schedule to show up at a PCW show and this happens to him?

McGILL MAKES BIG ANNOUNCEMENT Short and sweet. Dawn McGill comes out to the stage.

Dawn McGill: I am pleased to announce to all you…the PCW faithful here in Terre Haute, Indiana…that we are bringing back the PCW Television Title and the PCW Women’s Title.

The crowd applauds.

McGill further explains that the Television and Women’s champions will be determined at next weekend’s shows with the finals to be held Sunday March 10th in Park City, Kansas.

Cut back to Suave and Crowder.

Johnny Suave: Well! This is big news indeed. Things are going good under Dawn McGill’s leadership.

Colleen Crowder: Dawn McGill didn’t build this. The Political Universe did. That’s why she should stay in her lane and get with the program.

Johnny Suave: No. The Political Universe had nothing to do with this. It’s been her hard work…and the blood, sweat, and tears of the wrestlers, and the fans who’ve made this work.

Crowder begins to respond but we cut to a commercial break.

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PCW RANKINGS

PCW Title Champion: The One Man Anti-Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism #1 Contender: Jack Fraiser #2 Contender: ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott #3 Contender: SNAFU #4 Contender: Average Joe

PCW Women’s Title Champion: TBD#1 Contender: TBD #2 Contender: TBD #3 Contender: TBD #4 Contender: TBD

PCW Tag Team Title Champion: Island of Misfit Wrestlers: Rah and Halitosis #1 Contender: The Dork Dynasty: Leonard and Sheldon Robertson #2 Contender: The Beer Bellied Softball Playing Ninja: Hank and Tiny #3 Contender: Truckin’ Average Company: Ken Worth-American Trucker and Brad Company #4 Contender: Rough Justice: D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice

PCW Television Title Champion: TBD#1 Contender: TBD #2 Contender: TBD #3 Contender: TBD #4 Contender: TBD

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VIDEO: 2/17-Extreme Political TV: Scott vs. SNAFU

Scott fireman’s carries but SNAFU slips out the back door. He whips Scott into the ropes and catches an elbow on the return. Scott springboards for the moonsault and hits it. He rolls and snatches SNAFU’s arm.

Johnny Suave: American Stars and Fujiwara Armbar!

Colleen Crowder: NOOOOO!

SNAFU’s in no man’s land and taps. Martin motions to the timekeeper.

*DING-DING-DING*

Johnny Suave: Kevin Scott taps SNAFU out!

BACKSTAGE Paige McGillicutty has ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott with her.

Paige references back to the SNAFU match two weeks ago and the comments he made concerning the Progressive Alliance’s Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez regarding stopping Amazon from placing new jobs in New York City.

…Scott can’t believe AOC is celebrating the loss of good paying jobs- especially in the city she (Ocasio-Cortez) lives. He’s sure a lot of her constituents would have benefitted greatly from the increase of jobs in the area.

Kevin Scott: But it doesn’t surprise me- it’s all about politics.

Ocasio-Cortez takes exception to the comments.

Kevin Scott: Socialism is nothing more than forced shared misery…that is, unless you’re one of the gilded few…like Bernie Sanders and his multiple houses…like you and your new digs at the Navy Yards.

The GWO stop celebrating and have their glares directed towards Scott.

Kevin Scott: Yeah, you prevented a billion dollar corporation from getting what they want. And in the process, you hurt ordinary, average Americans in your city who would have given their left nut for the high paying job that’s going to go somewhere else.

Scott mock claps which hacks off the GWO even more.

Kevin Scott (sarcastically): Well done…well done.

Kevin Scott: SNAFU was a tough opponent and Coach E.J. Flack makes him even more formidable of an opponent. As for Ms. Ocasio-Cortez and her Green World Order friends, the less said the better. I’m still convinced a lot of middle class people in New York City would have loved the jobs Amazon was bringing.

Paige changes the topic to tonight’s match with Jack Fraiser.

Kevin Scott: Jack Fraiser is another tough opponent. His Oootlander Blaire Rendell is someone you have to keep an eye on. But my focus is the same. If I win tonight, I’m the number one contender for the PCW title…check. If I then go on to defeat Stone Chism for the title…check. One step at a time.

Scott thanks Paige and heads towards the ring.

Cut back to Suave and Crowder at the broadcast desk.

Johnny Suave: ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott looking for PCW gold. Let’s send it Kimber Marshall for our next match.

MATCH #2-PCW TITLE #1 CONTENDER’S MATCH: Jack Fraiser vs. ‘American Citizen’ Kevin ScottKimber Marshall brings out the wrestlers for the next match.

*“Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue”- Toby Keith*

Kevin Scott- American Citizen– former 2 time PCW Champion and PCW Television Champion (as Starz N. Stripes). PCW’s Original ‘Rookie Sensation.’HT: 6′ 3″ WT: 250, HOME: Ottumwa, IA FIN: American Stars and Fujiawa Arm Bar

Scott comes out in his red, white, and blue wrestling tights. He acknowledges the crowd’s cheers and starts down towards the ring.

The lights go down and the video screen comes to life:

It’s 1946 in the Scottish Highlands.

On the hill of Irish na Dun, British nurse Blaire Rendell hears the tell-tale buzzing sound as she approaches the standing stones. This makes her very happy.]

Blaire Rendell (Scottish accent): Soon, I’ll be back with my true love Jamie and I will be truly happy once again in eighteenth century Scotland.

Blaire goes to the standing stones where the buzzing sound gets louder and louder. Soon she faints and falls to the ground. When she wakes up…

Blaire nearly jumps in the air when she encounters a man dressed in heavy plaid lumberjack shirt, a warm coat, and a tuque.

Blaire Rendell: Wh-who the hell are you? And where the hell am I?

Jack Fraiser: My name is Jack Fraiser. You are in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan Canada.

Blaire Rendell: Saskatoon…Saskatchewan Canada? That can’t be true. I’m supposed to be in Scotland.

[A hockey puck comes flying by just barely missing both of them.]

Blaire Rendell: What the *BLEEP*!

Jack Fraiser: Nope. This is definitely Canada.

Fraiser takes Rendell by the hand and starts down to ringside.

Jack Fraiser AGE: 24 / HT: 6”3” WT: 205 / HOME: Saskatoon, Saskatchewan FIN: Canadian National Railaway

Both men in the ring now.

Johnny Suave: Winner of the match becomes the new number one contender for the PCW Title!

Colleen Crowder: I’ll root for the Canadian guy. I love the Outlander novels.

Suave reminds Crowder that Fraiser’s valet is actually an Oootlander.

Colleen Crowder: Are you mansplaining to me again?

Johnny Suave: Never mind. The match is underway.

*DING-DING*

Fraiser has a conversation with Rendell before the match begins. Scott gets impatient and swipes at Fraiser. Finally both men are in the ring and circle cautiously. Scott shoots the leg and takes Fraiser down. Fraiser rolls away and says it’s just fine. Collar and elbow tie up. They’re even in strength, but Scott uses his experience to get a leverage advantage. Fraiser reverses into a hammerlock. Scott slips through to headlock and takeover. Fraiser gets the ropebreak and Scott lets go. Fraiser backs off and fans applaud the sportsmanship. Collar and elbow tie. Scott transitions into an arm wringer and then a snap suplex! Cover…one…two…Fraiser kicks out. Scott hits another snap suplex. Fireman’s carry. Death Valley DDT! Cover, one…two…!

Johnny Suave: A nice series of moves by Kevin Scott but Fraiser somehow kicks out!

Colleen Crowder: Jack Fraiser needs to get it in gear. Jamie Fraser wouldn’t be losing like this.

Scott keeps his focus as he drags Fraiser up. Fisherman lift…no…Fraiser lands on the other side of him. Into the ropes…roll up and over…one…two…NO!! Scott survives and hauls Fraiser up quick. Fraiser fights out of an arm bar. Scott drives a knee to the gut. Lift…vertical suplex! Cover…one…two…Fraiser gets the shoulder up. Scott drags Fraiser up again…cradle counter by Fraiser…one…two…NO! Scott escapes at the last second!

Colleen Crowder: That’s more like it! Go Jamie Fraser, go!

Johnny Suave: Um…that’s…(realizes the futility of correcting her)…yeah, never mind.

Now Fraiser in the ascendancy. Big palm strike! And another! Scott retreats. Dropkick by Fraiser. Sunset flip…cover…one…two…AGAIN, Scott gets the shoulder up!

Colleen Crowder: COUNT FASTER!

Johnny Suave: Fraiser has Scott in trouble!

Fraiser sneaks a glance at Blaire Rendell at ringside, grits his teeth, and pushes forward. Scott hits a drop toehold and drops the leg across Fraiser’s back. Scott sits down on his back to bend Fraiser’s head back but a wave of green hits the ring and dive on him.

Johnny Suave: IT’S THE GREEN WORLD ORDER!

Green World OrderValet: Peta from PETAHT: 5’ 8” WT: 123 / HOME: Los Angeles, CAGreenPeteHT: 5′ 11″ WT: 195 / HOME: Los Angeles, CA FIN: Harpoon (modified spear or gore)‘Extreme Vegan’ Brock Cole Lee HT: 6′ 3″ WT: 192 / HOME: New York City, NY FIN: The JuicerPeaceNick–HT: 5′ 10″ WT: 180 / HOME: Bremerton, WA FIN: Choroform

Peta, GreenPete and Lee triple up on Scott. PeaceNick does not take part in the violence- he actually walks around the ring with a sign decrying the inherent violence in PCW.

Also at ringside, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. She’s cheering on the GWO’s attack on Scott.

Colleen Crowder: Kevin Scott had it coming. The message here? Don’t mess with AOC!

The referee calls for the bell.

Johnny Suave: Annnnnnnd?

WINNER BY DISQUALIFICATION/NEW #1 CONTENDER FOR THE PCW TITLE: ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott @ 4:57

Colleen Crowder (shocked): WHAT?

Close up on Jack Fraiser. He can’t believe he’s just been disqualified.

Johnny Suave: In a classic case of losing the battle but winning the war. Kevin Scott is the NEW number one contender for the PCW title!

Fraiser and his Oootlander Blaire Rendell climb back into the ring and attack the GWO.

Colleen Crowder: WHAT ARE THEY DOING?

Johnny Suave: The GWO just cost Fraiser a shot at the PCW title! I’d be pissed too.

Colleen Crowder: Sorry Jack! Sometimes you have to make a sacrifice for the greater good!

Johnny Suave: The GWO had no right to make that call at Jack Fraiser’s expense.

Professor McCarthy comes out to the stage directs the rest of his Flock to attack Jack Fraiser and his Oootlander. Professor McCarthy’s Flock (GWO, The Young Jerks: Zenk Cryger, James Idahola, and their screechy, profane valet Anna, Codee Pink, Emily S. List) jump Fraiser and Rendell.

Johnny Suave: IT’S NOW NINE AGAINST THREE!

Colleen Crowder: That’ll teach them a valuable lesson.

Professor McCarthy climbs into the ring. Fraiser and Rendell are laid out on the floor. Codee Pink glitter bombs Scott and he’s blinded. The Flock are now pummeling the living hell out of Scott.

Professor McCarthy: Again, if you’re not with us- you’re against us. If you don’t say what we want you to say- we will shout you down. If you don’t believe what we want you to believe- we will shut you down. If you don’t conform to the politically correct things listed in this book- we will destroy you.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: Or I’ll put you on my list!

Professor McCarthy: Or she’ll put you on her list.

Johnny Suave: List? What list?

Ocasio-Cortez gets on the microphone in the ring.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: I am putting everyone at PCW on notice. Anyone who doesn’t agree with me and who doesn’t support my views…

AOC holds up a clipboard with notebook paper and a pen attached to it.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: …I am putting your name on this list!

Johnny Suave (voiceover): Wait a sec? Wasn’t this done before?

Colleen Crowder (v/o): What?

Johnny Suave (v/o): I could swear that this is been done before.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: So you all had better get with the program. We are in charge now and-

Air raid sirens start going off.

Johnny Suave: WAIT A MINUTE!

Crowder becomes confused.

’Hit Me Like a Bomb’- Third Day

The youngest sister of the Bomb family, Ensen DeAirey-Bomb aka…I-Bomb comes out pulling a wagon with the life size wooden statue of General George S. Patton carved out a hickory tree inside.

Johnny Suave: HOLY CRAP!…It’s the NEW Advocates of the American Military Complex!

Weapons of Mass Destruction II MGR: Ensen DeAirey-Bomb aka…I-BombHT: 5’ 6” WT: 112 / HOME: Alamogordo, NM / FIN: Incendiary Powerbomb Newt Tron Bomb…N-BombHT: 5’ 11” WT: 190 / HOME: Alamogordo, NM / FIN: Silent, But DeadlyFrank Bomb aka…F-Bomb HT: 6’ 2” WT: 200 / HOME: Alamogordo, NM / FIN: F BombSUBGROUP: General George S. Patton (Deceased)

AOC hides behind Professor McCarthy.

Codee Pink charges WMD. I-Bomb kicks her in the gut. Spin. Lift. Incendiary Powerbomb on the floor.

Emily S. List. Kick. Spin. Lift. Incendiary Powerbomb.

Cryger charges F-Bomb. Kick. Spin. Lift. F Bomb.

Idahola charges F-Bomb- kick. Spin. Lift. F-Bomb.

Brock Cole Lee- kick. Spin. Lift. F-Bomb.

GreenPete- kick. Spin. Lift. F-Bomb.

Peta? She hides behind PeaceNick. PeaceNick edges towards the ropes planning his escape.

Newt Tron Bomb then climbs onto the apron and up on the turnbuckle. He turns and faces the crowd. Then he crouches and points his butt towards Professor McCarthy, AOC, PeaceNick, and Peta.

Colleen Crowder: What is he doing?

People in the front rows frantically put gas masks over their faces.

Frank Bomb and Ensen DeAirey-Bomb put on gas masks.

Colleen Crowder: Okay, why is everyone putting gas masks on?

Johnny Suave: Think Halitosis’s breath with a larger blast radius.

Colleen Crowder: Huh? What?

Too late. Suddenly, Professor McCarthy clutches his throat and tries to cover his nose.

Johnny Suave: SILENT BUT DEADLY! SILENT BUT DEADLY! (out of the side of his mouth) Oh…geez. What the hell did he eat earlier?

Colleen Crowder: What? (Then she gets it) Ohhhhhhh……..(THUMP)

Crowder’s head lands on the broadcast desk.

McCarthy, AOC, PeaceNick, Peta- all down and out.

Several people in close proximity to the ring not wearing gas masks- down and out.

Johnny Suave: Newt Tron Bomb clears the ring…(Suave checks on Crowder- she’s down and out)…and our broadcast desk. I’m sure he, F-Bomb, and I-Bomb will now make Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s list of deplorables.

Newt then gets on the microphone. N-Bomb says they’ve been sent to PCW for a purpose.

Newt Tron Bomb: Last week, Dawn McGill cost our brothers a match. We are here for payback for the best tag team that’s ever graced a PCW ring. We are also here to make sure that the Advocates of the American Military Complex continue to have a strong presence in PCW.

Johnny Suave: Oh, they’ve had a ‘strong’ presence here all right.

N-Bomb warns the Island of Misfit Wrestlers…Rah and Halitosis…their days as PCW Tag Team champions are limited.

N-Bomb drops the mic and WMD head to the back.

The PCW clean-up crew head to ringside to revive a few people.

Johnny Suave: While they get the ring cleaned out, we’ll be back after these messages.

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**COMMERCIAL BREAK**

Brought to you by the American Patriots:

[PCW Owner Dawn McGill watches the action on a monitor in her office.]

*KNOCK-KNOCK-KNOCK-KNOCK*

[She warily gazes at the door. She knows who’s there.]

Dawn McGill: Come in.

[It’s American Patriot Leaders Kevin McCarthy from California and Mitch McConnell from Kentucky.]

Dawn McGill: Kevin. Mitch. What a surprise.

[McCarthy and McConnell approach her desk.]

Dawn McGill: What do you have on your mind?

Kevin McCarthy: Dawn, we’re here to offer you a golden opportunity.

[Dawn knew that already but she humored the pair.]

Dawn McGill: Golden opportunity, you say?

Mitch McConnell: Yes. PCW should come home…to the Red Brand.

[Dawn sits back in her chair.]

Dawn McGill: Come home to the Red Brand.

Kevin McCarthy: That’s right. The American Patriots are the faction of Abraham Lincoln. The Red Brand is the perfect place for you to be.

Dawn McGill: I see. And where would our wrestlers start?

Mitch McConnell: Of course, your wrestlers will have to start at entry level.

Dawn McGill: Entry level?

Mitch McConnell: The pay isn’t great but it’s better than it used to be.

Kevin McCarthy: And we also have some wrestlers who are bankrolled by some of our big corporate supporters. They would have to be pushed ahead of all the newcomers.

Dawn McGill: I’ve heard that.

Mitch McConnell: Plus, there’s the whole corporate branding of the characters that would have to be done.

Dawn McGill: Well, as much as that sounds intriguing (turns facetious)…and it does…I think I’m going to pass.

Kevin McCarthy: I see, you want us to sweeten the deal.

[McCarthy makes a hand gesture that denotes ‘sweetening the deal.’ McGill’s knows what he’s doing and wonders why the hell he’s doing it.]

Kevin McCarthy: Okay, we can throw in advocating lower taxes without demanding reduced spending, laissez faire regulations that favor corporations, health care and wages that again favor big business at the expense of ordinary workers.

Mitch McConnell: Let’s not forget big business trickle down economic policies that also favor large employers and leave middle America behind.

Dawn McGill: Ahh…gotcha.

[Yeah she’s not impressed with them either.]

Dawn McGill: Guys, that’s a really bad deal.

Kevin McCarthy: Ooooh…we’ve got a negotiator here.

Dawn McGill: Um no. I’m not negotiating.

[But yet, the negotiating begins.]

Mitch McConnell: Okay…and I can’t believe I’m saying this…Miss McGill, we’ll even throw in a half assed promise to root out deep state bureaucrats and keep out activist judges who undermine legislate from the bench and thwart the will of the people…

Kevin McCarthy: …while maintaining the status quo for the Washington D.C. beltway elites to continue to prosper while middle America withers on the vine like they have for the past 25 years.

Dawn McGill: Really?

[Dawn’s eyebrows raise.]

Kevin McCarthy: That’s our final offer.

[Dawn’s cell phone rings.]

Dawn McGill: Um, no. If you’ll excuse me.

[She answers her phone.]

Dawn McGill: Hello?

[Dawn becomes alarmed.]

Dawn McGill: WHAT? (pause) I’ll be right there.

(She ends the call.)

Dawn McGill: Sorry guys…duty calls.

[Dawn sprints out of the office and slams the door behind her.]

Kevin McCarthy: Ah, the old pretend an emergency has come up and shut the door in our face trick!

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Cut back to Suave at the broadcast desk.

Suave informs everyone that the ring’s been cleared and everyone’s okay.

Johnny Suave: Without further ado, let’s go to Kimber Marshall in the ring for our main event.

MAIN EVENT/NON-TITLE MATCH: PCW Champion ‘The One Man Anti-Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism vs. Jack from State Barn Insurance Kimber introduces Jack from State Barn Insurance who’s already in the ring dressed in his bright red polo shirt and khaki pants.

Then…

*‘No Smoke Without a Fire’ – Bad Company*

Johnny Suave: Here comes the PCW Champion!

‘The One Man Anti-Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism–former PCW Champion and 2 time PCW Television ChampionHT: 6′ 2″ WT: 225 / HOME: Hollywood, CA FIN: Anti-Hollywood Blockbuster

Chism comes out to the stage holding up the PCW Title belt.

Johnny Suave: So, with Kevin Scott’s win earlier tonight, the Chism vs. Scott showdown for the title is definitely in the horizon.

Chism decides to talk first before going to the ring. He says Stone Chism is the PCW champion in spite of all the Hollywood folks no longer supporting him! He gets that the Progressive Alliance wanted Chism to lose to ‘Mr. Hollywood’ Kevin Daniels…so to put the icing on the cake, to get rid of all the doubt, and to stick to them again- Chism defeated Daniels, again.

Stone Chism: The Progressive Alliance probably has it in their minds that I can’t beat their big wrestlers…the Ultimate Social Justice Warrior, The Massachusetts Bluebloods Jay F. Kennedy and Ray F. Kennedy, or Bobby Dahlman. I’m sure the American Patriots think Kirk Walstreit, Charlie Blackwell, or even Magnum PO’d can beat me. And now, here in PCW it’s Kevin Scott who thinks he can beat me. Kevin Scott is good. Kevin Scott is really good.

Chism shrugs. Chism says Scott’s wrong and they’re all wrong- he can beat them all and he’s going to prove it starting tonight with Jack- from State Barn Insurance. Chism drops the mic and raises the title. Then he starts walking towards the ring.

Then out of nowhere, three men hit the ring and blow up Jack from State Barn Insurance.

Confused, Chism stops in his tracks and looks around.

Johnny Suave: What the hell? Who are those three men?

Suave realizes who they’re wrestling for when Phil Finebaum and then ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann come out.

McMann takes the microphone.

Mr. McMann: Ladies and gentlemen of PCW. The house has been swept. New blood has been brought in. Please welcome the new and improved Sports Entertainment Coalition.

Sports Entertainment Coalition‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson “The 330 Pound Southern Brawler”AGE: 37 / HT: 6′ 1″ WT: 330 / HOME: Troy, AL FIN: High Crossbody into a Powerbomb‘Dastardly’ Dave MillerAGE: 28 / HT: 6’ 0” WT: 240 / HOME: Columbus, GA FIN: Southern Cross‘Dangerous’ Dan WilliamsAGE: 42 / HT: 6’ 2” WT: 252 / HOME: Wemberly, TX FIN: Devil’s Triangle (Triangle Choke)

McMann states Dickinson is gunning for the PCW title. Miller and Williams have their eye on the tag belts. He has a special message for Jill Berg Enterprises, though.

Mr. McMann: I haven’t forgotten about you. I haven’t forgotten about Charlie Blackwell either. But right now, you all seem to have forgotten the fact that the SEC is the pre-eminent faction in PCW.

Phil Finebaum: My faction is better than your faction and the SEC is the best of the best. That’s why Dickinson, Miller, and Williams were brought in. That’s why soon, the SEC will control the two biggest belts in PCW.

Male Voice: And I certainly haven’t forgotten about you.

Suave is shocked at who he sees.

Johnny Suave: HOLY CRAP! HE’S BACK!

William Daniels Bryan– ‘The Prairie Populist’-3 time PCW Champion. Former PCW Television Champion HT: 5’10″ WT: 180, HOME: Platte, Nebraska FIN: Cattle Mutilation/Crane Kick

Johnny Suave: William Daniels Bryan has been out since mid-October of 2018. That’s when the Antifa broke his leg at a house show in Rolla, Missouri and put him out of commission.

Suave adds that no one has seen or heard anything from Bryan in a few weeks.

Johnny Suave: We knew he was working hard to get back. He looks fantastic.

On the stage, Bryan looks tanned and rested.

Johnny Suave: The title race may have just been turned completely upside down with the addition of ‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson and the return of William Daniels Bryan to the mix. We are out of time. That’s all for tonight’s show. I’m Johnny Suave. See you next week.

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hammadrsamana · 7 years ago

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All I want to know is how does a Crusader working for money works for an Enterprise that is built upon separation of Church and State. Must be Bush BULLSHIT! Like the WMD. LIKE 911. BUSH ADMINISTRATION KILLED AMERICANS FOR RELIGIOUS WARFARE. (at Mae Fah Luang University)

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literatelobstersareliterate · 8 years ago

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Our American Pravda | The American Conservative

Our American Pravda

The major media overlooked Communist spies and Madoff’s fraud. What are they missing today?

[ARTHROPOD ARCHIVIST’S NOTE: Despite the generally lefty leanings of the circles I run in (n.b. I’m radical center myself, and often disagree with both sides) and the publication’s name, The American Conservative often manages to surprise me with very good, thought-provoking, not-necessarily-partisan commentary. This piece uses a history of major stories the American media did not cover to make the argument that we don’t have an adequate investigative press. I agree.]

By Ron Unz, April 29, 2013

In mid-March, the Wall Street Journal carried a long discussion of the origins of the Bretton Woods system, the international financial framework that governed the Western world for decades after World War II. A photo showed the two individuals who negotiated that agreement. Britain was represented by John Maynard Keynes, a towering economic figure of that era. America’s representative was Harry Dexter White, assistant secretary of the Treasury and long a central architect of American economic policy, given that his nominal superior, Secretary Henry Morgenthau Jr., was a gentleman farmer with no background in finance. White was also a Communist agent.

Such a situation was hardly unique in American government during the 1930s and 1940s. For example, when a dying Franklin Roosevelt negotiated the outlines of postwar Europe with Joseph Stalin at the 1945 Yalta summit, one of his important advisors was Alger Hiss, a State Department official whose primary loyalty was to the Soviet side. Over the last 20 years, John Earl Haynes, Harvey Klehr, and other scholars have conclusively established that many dozens or even hundreds of Soviet agents once honeycombed the key policy staffs and nuclear research facilities of our federal government, constituting a total presence perhaps approaching the scale suggested by Sen. Joseph McCarthy, whose often unsubstantiated charges tended to damage the credibility of his position.

The Cold War ended over two decades ago and Communism has been relegated to merely an unpleasant chapter in the history books, so today these facts are hardly much disputed. For example, liberal Washington Post blogger Ezra Klein matter-of-factly referred to White as a “Soviet spy” in the title of his column on our postwar financial system. But during the actual period when America’s government was heavily influenced by Communist agents, such accusations were widely denounced as “Red-baiting” or ridiculed as right-wing conspiracy paranoia by many of our most influential journalists and publications. In 1982 liberal icon Susan Sontag ruefully acknowledged that for decades the subscribers to the lowbrow Readers Digest had received a more realistic view of the world than those who drew their knowledge from the elite liberal publications favored by her fellow intellectuals. I myself came of age near the end of the Cold War and always vaguely assumed that such lurid tales of espionage were wildly exaggerated. I was wrong.

The notion of the American government being infiltrated and substantially controlled by agents of a foreign power has been the stuff of endless Hollywood movies and television shows, but for various reasons such popular channels have never been employed to bring the true-life historical example to wide attention. I doubt if even one American in a hundred today is familiar with the name “Harry Dexter White” or dozens of similar agents.

The realization that the world is often quite different from what is presented in our leading newspapers and magazines is not an easy conclusion for most educated Americans to accept, or at least that was true in my own case. For decades, I have closely read the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, and one or two other major newspapers every morning, supplemented by a wide variety of weekly or monthly opinion magazines. Their biases in certain areas had always been apparent to me. But I felt confident that by comparing and contrasting the claims of these different publications and applying some common sense, I could obtain a reasonably accurate version of reality. I was mistaken.

Aside from the evidence of our own senses, almost everything we know about the past or the news of today comes from bits of ink on paper or colored pixels on a screen, and fortunately over the last decade or two the growth of the Internet has vastly widened the range of information available to us in that latter category. Even if the overwhelming majority of the unorthodox claims provided by such non-traditional web-based sources is incorrect, at least there now exists the possibility of extracting vital nuggets of truth from vast mountains of falsehood. Certainly the events of the past dozen years have forced me to completely recalibrate my own reality-detection apparatus.

Thoughtful individuals of all backgrounds have undergone a similar crisis of confidence during this same period. Just a few months after 9/11 New York Times columnist Paul Krugman argued that the sudden financial collapse of the Enron Corporation represented a greater shock to the American system than the terrorist attacks themselves, and although he was widely denounced for making such an “unpatriotic” claim, I believe his case was strong. Although the name “Enron” has largely vanished from our memory, for years it had ranked as one of America’s most successful and admired companies, glowingly profiled on the covers of our leading business magazines, and drawing luminaries such as Krugman himself to its advisory board; Enron Chairman Kenneth Lay had been a top contender for Treasury secretary in President George W. Bush’s administration. Then in the blink of an eye, the entire company was revealed to be an accounting fraud from top to bottom, collapsing into a $63 billion bankruptcy, the largest in American history. Other companies of comparable or even greater size such as WorldCom, Tyco, Adelphia, and Global Crossing soon vanished for similar reasons.

Part of Krugman’s argument was that while the terrorist attacks had been of an entirely unprecedented nature and scale, our entire system of financial regulation, accounting, and business journalism was designed to prevent exactly the sort of frauds that brought down those huge companies. When a system fails so dramatically at its core mission, we must wonder which of our other assumptions are incorrect.

Just a few years later, we saw an even more sweeping near-collapse of our entire financial system, with giant institutions such as Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac, Bear Stearns, Lehman Brothers, Wachovia, and AIG falling into bankruptcy, and all our remaining major banks surviving only due to the trillions of dollars in government bailouts and loan guarantees they received. Once again, all our media and regulatory organs had failed to anticipate this disaster.

Or take the remarkable case of Bernie Madoff. His colossal investment swindle had been growing unchecked for over three decades under the very noses of our leading financial journalists and regulators in New York City, ultimately reaching the sum of $65 billion in mostly fictional assets. His claimed returns had been implausibly steady and consistent year after year, market crashes or not. None of his supposed trading actually occurred. His only auditing was by a tiny storefront firm. Angry competitors had spent years warning the SEC and journalists that his alleged investment strategy was mathematically impossible and that he was obviously running a Ponzi scheme. Yet despite all these indicators, officials did nothing and refused to close down such a transparent swindle, while the media almost entirely failed to report these suspicions.

In many respects, the non-detection of these business frauds is far more alarming than failure to uncover governmental malfeasance. Politics is a partisan team sport, and it is easy to imagine Democrats or Republicans closing ranks and protecting their own, despite damage to society. Furthermore, success or failure in public policies is often ambiguous and subject to propagandistic spin. But investors in a fraudulent company lose their money and therefore have an enormous incentive to detect those risks, with the same being true for business journalists. If the media cannot be trusted to catch and report simple financial misconduct, its reliability on more politically charged matters will surely be lower.

The circumstances surrounding our Iraq War demonstrate this, certainly ranking it among the strangest military conflicts of modern times. The 2001 attacks in America were quickly ascribed to the radical Islamists of al-Qaeda, whose bitterest enemy in the Middle East had always been Saddam Hussein’s secular Baathist regime in Iraq. Yet through misleading public statements, false press leaks, and even forged evidence such as the “yellowcake” documents, the Bush administration and its neoconservative allies utilized the compliant American media to persuade our citizens that Iraq’s nonexistent WMDs posed a deadly national threat and required elimination by war and invasion. Indeed, for several years national polls showed that a large majority of conservatives and Republicans actually believed that Saddam was the mastermind behind 9/11 and the Iraq War was being fought as retribution. Consider how bizarre the history of the 1940s would seem if America had attacked China in retaliation for Pearl Harbor.

True facts were easily available to anyone paying attention in the years after 2001, but most Americans do not bother and simply draw their understanding of the world from what they are told by the major media, which overwhelmingly—almost uniformly—backed the case for war with Iraq; the talking heads on TV created our reality. Prominent journalists across the liberal and conservative spectrum eagerly published the most ridiculous lies and distortions passed on to them by anonymous sources, and stampeded Congress down the path to war.

The result was what my late friend Lt. Gen. Bill Odom rightly called the “greatest strategic disaster in United States history.” American forces suffered tens of thousands of needless deaths and injuries, while our country took a huge step toward national bankruptcy. Economics Nobel Laureate Joseph Stiglitz and others have estimated that with interest the total long-term cost of our two recent wars may reach as high as $5 or $6 trillion, or as much as $50,000 per American household, mostly still unpaid. Meanwhile, economist Edward Wolff has calculated that the Great Recession and its aftermath cut the personal net worth of the median American household to $57,000 in 2010 from a figure nearly twice as high three years earlier. Comparing these assets and liabilities, we see that the American middle class now hovers on the brink of insolvency, with the cost of our foreign wars being a leading cause.

But no one involved in the debacle ultimately suffered any serious consequences, and most of the same prominent politicians and highly paid media figures who were responsible remain just as prominent and highly paid today. For most Americans, reality is whatever our media organs tell us, and since these have largely ignored the facts and adverse consequences of our wars in recent years, the American people have similarly forgotten. Recent polls show that only half the public today believes that the Iraq War was a mistake.

Author James Bovard has described our society as an “attention deficit democracy,” and the speed with which important events are forgotten once the media loses interest might surprise George Orwell.

Consider the story of Vioxx, a highly lucrative anti-pain medication marketed by Merck to the elderly as a substitute for simple aspirin. After years of very profitable Vioxx sales, an FDA researcher published a study demonstrating that the drug greatly increased the risk of fatal strokes and heart attacks and had probably already caused tens of thousands of premature American deaths. Vioxx was immediately pulled from the market, but Merck eventually settled the resulting lawsuits for relatively small penalties, despite direct evidence the company had long been aware of the drug’s deadly nature. Our national media, which had earned hundreds of millions of dollars in advertising revenue from Vioxx marketing, provided no sustained coverage and the scandal was soon forgotten. Furthermore, the press never investigated the dramatic upward and downward shifts in the mortality rates of elderly Americans that so closely tracked the introduction and recall of Vioxx; as I pointed out in a 2012 article, these indicated that the likely death toll had actually been several times greater than the FDA estimate. Vast numbers Americans died, no one was punished, and almost everyone has now forgotten.

Or take the strange case of Bernard Kerik, New York Mayor Rudolph Giuliani’s police commissioner during 9/11, later nominated by President Bush to be America’s first director of national intelligence, a newly established position intended to oversee all of our various national-security and intelligence agencies. His appointment seemed likely to sail through the Republican-controlled Senate until derailed by accusations he had employed an undocumented nanny. With his political rise having been blocked, the national media suddenly revealed his long history of association with organized-crime figures, an indictment quickly followed, and he is currently still serving his federal prison sentence for conspiracy and fraud. So America came within a hairbreadth of placing its entire national-security apparatus under the authority of a high-school dropout connected with organized crime, and today almost no Americans seem aware of that fact.

Through most of the 20th century, America led something of a charmed life, at least when compared with the disasters endured by almost every other major country. We became the richest and most powerful nation on earth, partly due to our own achievements and partly due to the mistakes of others. The public interpreted these decades of American power and prosperity as validation of our system of government and national leadership, and the technological effectiveness of our domestic propaganda machinery—our own American Pravda—has heightened this effect. Furthermore, most ordinary Americans are reasonably honest and law-abiding and project that same behavior onto others, including our media and political elites. This differs from the total cynicism found in most other countries around the world.

Credibility is a capital asset, which may take years to accumulate but can be squandered in an instant; and the events of the last dozen years should have bankrupted any faith we have in our government or media. Once we acknowledge this, we should begin to accept the possible reality of important, well-documented events even if they are not announced on the front pages of our major newspapers. When several huge scandals have erupted into the headlines after years or decades of total media silence, we must wonder what other massive stories may currently be ignored by our media elites. I think I can provide a few possibilities.

Consider the almost forgotten anthrax mailing attacks in the weeks after 9/11, which terrified our dominant East Coast elites and spurred passage of the unprecedented Patriot Act, thereby eliminating many traditional civil-libertarian protections. Every morning during that period the New York Times and other leading newspapers carried articles describing the mysterious nature of the deadly attacks and the complete bafflement of the FBI investigators. But evenings on the Internet I would read stories by perfectly respectable journalists such as Salon’s Laura Rozen or the staff of the Hartford Courant providing a wealth of additional detail and pointing to a likely suspect and motive.

Although the letters carrying the anthrax were purportedly written by an Arab terrorist, the FBI quickly determined that the language and style indicated a non-Arab author, while tests pointed to the bioweapons research facility at Ft. Detrick, Md., as the probable source of the material. But just prior to the arrival of those deadly mailings, military police at Quantico, Va., had also received an anonymous letter warning that a former Ft. Detrick employee, Egyptian-born Dr. Ayaad Assaad, might be planning to launch a national campaign of bioterrorism. Investigators quickly cleared Dr. Assaad, but the very detailed nature of the accusations revealed inside knowledge of his employment history and the Ft. Detrick facilities. Given the near-simultaneous posting of anthrax envelopes and false bioterrorism accusations, the mailings almost certainly came from the same source, and solving the latter case would be the easiest means of catching the anthrax killer.

Who would have attempted to frame Dr. Assaad for bioterrorism? A few years earlier he had been involved in a bitter personal feud with a couple of his Ft. Detrick coworkers, including charges of racism, official reprimands, and angry recriminations all around. When an FBI official shared a copy of the accusatory letter with a noted language-forensics expert and allowed him to compare the text with the writings of 40 biowarfare lab employees, he found a perfect match with one of those individuals. For years I told my friends that anyone who spent 30 minutes with Google could probably determine the name and motive of the likely anthrax killer, and most of them successfully met my challenge.

This powerful evidence received almost no attention in the major national media, nor is there any indication that the FBI ever followed up on any of these clues or interrogated the named suspects. Instead, investigators attempted to pin the attacks on a Dr. Steven Hatfill based on negligible evidence, after which he was completely exonerated and won a $5.6 million settlement from the government for its years of severe harassment. Later, similar hounding of researcher Bruce Ivins and his family led to his suicide, after which the FBI declared the case closed, even though former colleagues of Dr. Ivins demonstrated that he had had no motive, means, or opportunity. In 2008, I commissioned a major 3,000-word cover story in my magazine summarizing all of this crucial evidence, and once again almost no one in the mainstream media paid the slightest attention.

An even more egregious case followed a couple of years later, with regard to the stunning revelations of Pulitzer Prize winner Sydney Schanberg, one of America’s foremost Vietnam War reporters and a former top editor at the New York Times. After years of research, Schanberg published massive evidence demonstrating that the endlessly ridiculed claims of America’s Vietnam MIA movement of the 1970s and 1980s were correct: the Nixon administration had indeed deliberately abandoned many hundreds of American POWs in Vietnam at the close of the war, and our government afterward spent decades covering up this shameful crime. Schanberg’s charges were publicly confirmed by two former Republican House members, one of whom had independently co-authored a 500 page book on the subject, exhaustively documenting the POW evidence.

Although a major focus of Schanberg’s account was the central role that Sen. John McCain had played in leading the later cover-up, the national media ignored these detailed charges during McCain’s bitter 2008 presidential campaign against Barack Obama. One of America’s most distinguished living journalists published what was surely “the story of the century” and none of America’s newspapers took notice.

In 2010 Schanberg republished this material in a collection of his other writings, and his work received glowing praise from Joseph Galloway, one of America’s top military correspondents, as well as other leading journalists; his charges are now backed by the weight of four New York Times Pulitzer Prizes. Around that same time, I produced a 15,000-word cover-symposium on the scandal, organized around Schanberg’s path-breaking findings and including contributions from other prominent writers. All of this appeared in the middle of Senator McCain’s difficult reelection campaign in Arizona, and once again the material was totally ignored by the state and national media.

An argument might be made that little harm has been done to the national interest by the media’s continued silence in the two examples described above. The anthrax killings have largely been forgotten and the evidence suggests that the motive was probably one of personal revenge. All the government officials involved in the abandonment of the Vietnam POWs are either dead or quite elderly, and even those involved in the later cover-up, such as John McCain, are in the twilight of their political careers. But an additional example remains completely relevant today, and some of the guilty parties hold high office.

During the mid-2000s I began noticing references on one or two small websites to a woman claiming to be a former FBI employee who was making the most outlandish and ridiculous charges, accusing high government officials of selling our nuclear-weapons secrets to foreign spies. I paid no attention to such unlikely claims and never bothered reading any of the articles.

A couple of years went by, and various website references to that same woman—Sibel Edmonds—kept appearing, although I continued to ignore them, secure that the silence of all my newspapers proved her to be delusional. Then in early 2008, the London Sunday Times, one of the world’s leading newspapers, ran a long, three-part front-page series presenting her charges, which were soon republished in numerous other countries. Daniel Ellsberg described Edmonds’s revelations as “far more explosive than the Pentagon Papers” and castigated the American media for completely ignoring a story that had reached the front pages of newspapers throughout the rest of the world. Such silence struck me as rather odd.

Philip Giraldi, a former CIA official who regularly writes for this magazine, suggested he investigate her charges. He found her highly credible, and his 3,000-word article in TAC presented some astonishing but very detailed claims.

Edmonds had been hired by the FBI to translate wiretapped conversations of a suspected foreign spy ring under surveillance, and she had been disturbed to discover that many of these hundreds of phone calls explicitly discussed the sale of nuclear-weapons secrets to foreign intelligence organizations, including those linked to international terrorism, as well as the placement of agents at key American military research facilities. Most remarkably, some of the individuals involved in these operations were high-ranking government officials; the staffs of several influential members of Congress were also implicated. On one occasion, a senior State Department figure was reportedly recorded making arrangements to pick up a bag containing a large cash bribe from one of his contacts. Very specific details of names, dates, dollar amounts, purchasers, and military secrets were provided.

The investigation had been going on for years with no apparent action, and Edmonds was alarmed to discover that a fellow translator quietly maintained a close relationship with one of the key FBI targets. When she raised these issues, she was personally threatened, and after appealing to her supervisors, eventually fired.

Since that time, she has passed a polygraph test on her claims, testified under oath in a libel lawsuit, expanded her detailed charges in a 2009 TAC cover story also by Giraldi, and most recently published a book recounting her case. Judiciary Committee Senators Chuck Grassley and Patrick Leahy have publicly backed some of her charges, a Department of Justice inspector general’s report has found her allegations “credible” and “serious,” while various FBI officials have vouched for her reliability and privately confirmed many of her claims. But none of her detailed charges has ever appeared in any of America’s newspapers. According to Edmonds, one of the conspirators routinely made payments to various members of the media, and bragged to his fellow plotters that “We just fax to our people at the New York Times. They print it under their names.”

At times, Congressional Democratic staff members became interested in the scandal, and promised an investigation. But once they learned that senior members of their own party were also implicated, their interest faded.

These three stories—the anthrax evidence, the McCain/POW revelations, and the Sibel Edmonds charges—are the sort of major exposés that would surely be dominating the headlines of any country with a properly-functioning media. But almost no American has ever heard of them. Before the Internet broke the chokehold of our centralized flow of information, I would have remained just as ignorant myself, despite all the major newspapers and magazines I regularly read.

Am I absolutely sure that any or all of these stories are true? Certainly not, though I think they probably are, given their overwhelming weight of supporting evidence. But absent any willingness of our government or major media to properly investigate them, I cannot say more.

However, this material does conclusively establish something else, which has even greater significance. These dramatic, well-documented accounts have been ignored by our national media, rather than widely publicized. Whether this silence has been deliberate or is merely due to incompetence remains unclear, but the silence itself is proven fact.

A likely reason for this wall of uninterest on so many important issues is that the disasters involved are often bipartisan in nature, with both Democrats and Republicans being culpable and therefore equally eager to hide their mistakes. Perhaps in the famous words of Benjamin Franklin, they realize that they must all hang together or they will surely all hang separately.

We always ridicule the 98 percent voter support that dictatorships frequently achieve in their elections and plebiscites, yet perhaps those secret-ballot results may sometimes be approximately correct, produced by the sort of overwhelming media control that leads voters to assume there is no possible alternative to the existing regime. Is such an undemocratic situation really so different from that found in our own country, in which our two major parties agree on such a broad range of controversial issues and, being backed by total media dominance, routinely split 98 percent of the vote? A democracy may provide voters with a choice, but that choice is largely determined by the information citizens receive from their media.

Most of the Americans who elected Barack Obama in 2008 intended their vote as a total repudiation of the policies and personnel of the preceding George W. Bush administration. Yet once in office, Obama’s crucial selections—Robert Gates at Defense, Timothy Geither at Treasury, and Ben Bernake at the Federal Reserve—were all top Bush officials, and they seamlessly continued the unpopular financial bailouts and foreign wars begun by his predecessor, producing what amounted to a third Bush term.

Consider the fascinating perspective of the recently deceased Boris Berezovsky, once the most powerful of the Russian oligarchs and the puppet master behind President Boris Yeltsin during the late 1990s. After looting billions in national wealth and elevating Vladimir Putin to the presidency, he overreached himself and eventually went into exile. According to the New York Times, he had planned to transform Russia into a fake two-party state—one social-democratic and one neoconservative—in which heated public battles would be fought on divisive, symbolic issues, while behind the scenes both parties would actually be controlled by the same ruling elites. With the citizenry thus permanently divided and popular dissatisfaction safely channeled into meaningless dead-ends, Russia’s rulers could maintain unlimited wealth and power for themselves, with little threat to their reign. Given America’s history over the last couple of decades, perhaps we can guess where Berezovsky got his idea for such a clever political scheme.

Major References in The American Conservative:

Christopher Ketchum: The Anthrax Files, August 25, 2008

Ron Unz: Was Rambo Right?, July 2010

Sydney Schanberg: Silent Treatment, July 2010

Sydney Schanberg: McCain and the POW Cover-Up, July 2010

Philip Giraldi: Found in Translation, January 28, 2008

Philip Giraldi: Who’s Afraid of Sibel Edmonds?, November 2009

[Erratum: In my text I mentioned that Bernard Kerik, Mayor Rudolph Giuliani’s New York City police chief during the 9/11 attacks, was a high school dropout with ties to organized crime, who is currently still serving his federal prison sentence on related charges. This was correct. However, President George W. Bush had nominated him to run America’s Department of Homeland Security rather than to be America’s Director of National Intelligence.]

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Lots of Unhappy People After Extreme Political TV: PCW Newsline

2/28/2019 PCW NEWSLINE -Review of last week’s Extreme Political TV. -Unhappy folks from the Red and Blue Brand shows are upset about Dawn McGill. -An unhappy Jerrold Nadler (NY-Progressive Alliance) is upset about Trump’s Security Enhancements. -An unhappy Mitch Thomas-American Taxpayer joins PCW because he’s upset about the Red Brand doing nothing. -PCW brings more wrestlers in. Hopefully, some of them will be happy. -McMann really unhappy as the Sports Entertainment Corporation loses another wrestler- now what?

CURRENT CHAMPIONS OF THE POLITICAL UNIVERSE: Universal PCW Champion: ‘Red Solo Plastic Cup’ Ray McAvay (Independent/Les Miserables) Universal PCW Tag Team Champions: Jill Berg Enterprises: P.M.C. Banks and Kirk Walstreit (American Patriots) Universal PCW Women’s Champion: ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin (Independent) PWF Red Brand Champion: Kirk Walstreit- the Wall Street Market Analyst with the Man Crush on ESPN’s Kirk Herbstreit PWF Blue Brand Champion: ‘Mr. Hollywood’ Kevin Daniels

PWF Red Brand Tag Team Champions: Banks and Walstreit PWF Blue Brand Tag Team Champions: Union Jack Taylor and the Ultimate Social Justice Warrior

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LAST WEEK ON EXTREME POLITICAL TV: More on Bernie Sanders (VT-Progressive Alliance) jumping into the 2020 CEO of the Political Universe contest. Plus, a replay of Sanders’s match against Hillary Clinton (NY-Progressive Alliance) in 2016.

‘The Voice of PCW’ Johnny Suave discusses the lawsuit filed against the Washington Post by the Covington, Kentucky teenager and the Jussie Smollett fiasco with the Guild of Low Level Reporters Trying to Make a Name for Themselves.

Then it’s ‘Mr. Hollywood’ Kevin Daniels turn. Daniels says he’s ‘not as extreme as some of the others’ and he’s the one to ‘wrestle’ the title away from Ray McAvay.

PCW Tag Team Champions Rah and Halitosis aka The Island of Misfit Wrestlers get a huge win over the former champions Weapons of Mass Destruction (A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb) in a non-title match. The Red Brand sent WMD to defeat the reigning PCW Tag champions and WMD, who left PCW right the day of the D.C. Armory supershow, wanted the match because of ‘unfinished business.’ But PCW Owner Dawn McGill thwarted their plan with a well time intervention to throw the match back to the champions.

The show ends with the Coke Brothers (financiers of the American Patriots) and George Moros (financiers of the Progressive Alliance) very unhappy with the turn of events.

JUST HOW UNHAPPY WERE THEY? Well, at the Red Brand’s Politico Wh-arrr show Monday night, A-Bomb and H-Bomb of Weapons of Mass Destruction went off on PCW Owner Dawn McGill for interfering the match. A-Bomb says McGill knew Rah and Halitosis couldn’t beat them in a fair fight so she made sure her guys won. H-Bomb accused McGill of acting ‘petty’ over their departure.

Charlie Blackwell of Main Street USA and ‘Wall Street Market Analyst with the Man Crush on ESPN’s Kirk Herbstreit’ Kirk Walstreit (Jill Berg Enterprises) are jockeying hard for position to be the American Patriots top candidate to challenge McAvay for the Political Universe title. Berg is throwing her influence (and money) behind Walstreit to give him an extra edge over Blackwell.

The Never Trump contingent blame the CEO of the Political Universe Donald Trump for ‘allowing’ PCW unfettered executive oversight over its show. Or as one American Patriot opined, “The inmates are definitely running the show over there.”

The Never Trumpers also want one of their own to take the title from Ray McAvay because it would be ‘better for business.’

The next night on the Blue Brand’s Tuesday Night Political Shakedown show, Professor McCarthy led a parade of Progressive Alliance personalities slamming Dawn McGill all night long for allowing PCW Champion Stone Chism to attack the Blue Brand Champion ‘Mr. Hollywood’ Kevin Daniels.

Peta from PETA also criticized McGill for letting the Irwin family in to attack her for sticking up for wild animals all over the planet declaring once again: “Animals are people too!”

McCarthy also called for the removal of Ray McAvay as the Champion of the Political Universe and the installation of someone more ‘worthy’ of the title.

Extreme Attorneys Felcher and Felcher complain that part of the problem is that the Champion of the Political Universe is usually determined by someone who’s ‘better’ than everyone else. The Felchers allege this deprives wrestlers of lesser talent from becoming the champion. D Felcher calls it discriminatory and disenfranchises wrestlers who aren’t as good as others are. R Felcher suggests that an enlightened ‘panel’ should actually choose the champion based on who best projects the ‘right’ image that everyone should follow.

R Felcher asks “besides, hasn’t Ray McAvay been champion long enough? Maybe it’s someone else’s turn. Someone more befitting of the role champion.”

HOW UNHAPPY IS JERROLD NADLER (NY-PROGRESSIVE ALLIANCE) ABOUT TRUMP’S SECURITY PLAN? Nadler spoke at Tuesday Night’s Political Shakedown show about the ongoing controversy surrounding CEO of the Political Universe Donald Trump’s security enhancements at all house shows. Nadler said that preventing people from entering the arenas for Blue Brand, Red Brand, and PCW shows simply because they don’t have tickets is not acceptable. As for families, Nadler took it a step further declaring: “Any instance where families…children…were kept from entering a venue to see a Blue Brand, Red Brand and PCW show because they didn’t have ticket will be investigated to the fullest extent. I intend to hold CEO Trump and his people accountable for these heinous actions.”

Nadler intends to appear at this weekend’s PCW show at the Hulman Center in Terre Haute, Indiana to confront owner Dawn McGill.

We wonder if Nadler’s seen the various videos of McGill literally throwing people through her office door?

SPEAKING OF UNHAPPY, MITCH THOMAS- AMERICAN TAXPAYER WALKS OUT OF RED BRAND SHOW PCW may have picked up another talent when long time veteran Mitch Thomas- American Taxpayer, frustrated at the way he’s been treated by the Red Brand, stopped his match before it started and delivered this blistering screed:

Mitch Thomas: It’s bad enough when some on the Blue Brand side basically tells you they hate you, your paycheck, and each and every day scheme of ways to take a few more bucks off the top of your paycheck. They demand your blind faith and most of all they demand your money. Basically, the message is work your ass off, shut the *BLEEP* up, and pay your *BLEEP* damn taxes. But when the Red side only plays lip service to complaints about what the ‘tax everything that moves’ folks are doing and that’s all. They don’t do a damn thing about it because they’re too busy taking care of big corporations and people who already have advantages over people like us, the Red side aren’t any better. *BLEEP* this. I’m outta here.

Mitch Thomas –“The American Taxpayer” HT: 5’ 10” WT: 185 / HOME: Guymon, OK / FIN: Pencil Sharpener

OTHER ADDITIONS/SUBTRACTIONS Spurred on by the ‘poor treatment of A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb this past weekend, Weapons of Mass Destruction has rejoined PCW…albeit it in a slightly different form…to ‘avenge’ their older siblings.

Weapons of Mass Destruction II MGR: Ensen DeAirey-Bomb aka…I-Bomb HT: 5’ 6” WT: 92 / HOME: Alamogordo, NM / FIN: Incendiary Bomb Newt Tron Bomb…N-Bomb HT: 5’ 11” WT: 190 / HOME: Alamogordo, NM / FIN: Silent, But Deadly Frank Bomb aka…F-Bomb HT: 6’ 2” WT: 200 / HOME: Alamogordo, NM / FIN: F Bomb

A-Bomb and H-Bomb’s younger brother Newt Tron Bomb and Frank Bomb and younger sister Ensen DeAirey-Bomb join PCW as the new Advocates of the American Military Complex.

Also joining…

Ashton Flowers –Man of International Mystery…man AGE: 33 / HT: 5’ 10” WT: 209 / HOME: The 1960’s / FIN: Judo Chop

‘The Bureaucrat’ Andy Riley HT: 6′ 1″ WT: 214 / HOME: Washington, D.C. / FIN: The Code Red Tape VALET: Executive Assistant Melissa

SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT CORPORATION (SEC) UPDATE With the defection of ‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell last weekend and news breaking that ‘Canadian Bad Boy’ Justin Beaver and Miley Vyrus are joining up with ‘Mr. Hollywood’ Kevin Daniels to form a new faction at the Blue Brand, the SEC now officially has zero wrestlers in their stable.

‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann and the ‘Mouthpiece of the SEC’ Phil Finebaum reiterated to Corporate Sports (Entertainment) Programming Nation aka CSPN’s Reese Anderson and Rebecca Morris today that the situation is well under control.

“The SEC will continue on,” Finebaum promised. “Change is inevitable.”

What does that mean? Stay tuned.

PCW RANKINGS

PCW Title Champion: The One Man Anti-Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism #1 Contender: Jack Fraiser #2 Contender: ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott #3 Contender: SNAFU #4 Contender: Average Joe

PCW Tag Team Title Champion: Island of Misfit Wrestlers: Rah and Halitosis #1 Contender: The Dork Dynasty: Leonard and Sheldon Robertson #2 Contender: Truckin’ Average Company: Ken Worth-American Trucker and Brad Company #3 Contender: Rough Justice: D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice #4 Contender: TBD

PCW ON THE ROAD March 1st – Genesis Convention Center / Gary, IN March 2nd – Hulman Center / Terre Haute, IN March 8th – United Wireless Center / Dodge City, KS March 9th – Tony’s Pizza Events Center / Salina, KS March 10th – Hartman Arena / Park City, KS March 16th – Jamestown Civic Center / Jamestown, SD March 22nd – Silverstein Eye Centers Arena / Independence, MO March 23rd – Qwest Center Omaha / Omaha, NE March 24th – Sanford Pentagon / Sioux Falls, SD March 30th – Taft Coliseum / Columbus, OH April 6th – Loose Cannons Unleashed PPV @ the D.C. Armory / Washington, D.C.

THIS WEEK ON PCW EXTREME POLITICAL TV -Jerrold Nadler shows up at Extreme Political TV -It’s the day of reckoning for the Sports Entertainment Corporation. What will Mr. McMann do? -Number One Contender’s Match-PCW Title: ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott vs. Jack Fraiser. -PCW Champion Stone Chism will be in action in a non-title match.

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