#made him just for the funny he doesn't necessarily have an au connected to him he's just a guy
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one last guy, i give you a bill possessed.. Mr. Puzzles oh my days?!??! WHAT?? this is what happens when the fixations start fusing.
#bill cipher what are you doing in MY MR.PUZZLES???#smg4 mr puzzles#made him just for the funny he doesn't necessarily have an au connected to him he's just a guy#when the hyper is fixating a little too hard#pulled an all nighter again that's fun and i'm making shit in the process
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yeah speaking of the most personal instrument of death / brutal vengeful catharsis gay sex foil confrontation. the musician gets got by lo cocodrilo? respectively, give him a kiss
#bsol#obv wouldn't happen in canon for various reasons. i wouldn't ask it to nor would i even say express this via a fic w/One Change thusly#but i would express it in a post. add a layer of Hmm >:/ ah jeez And i'm gay#already dealing w/the Emotional Defeat of [lo cocodrilo's approach fails & he's known/knows it And he's been failing At It]#as per the nature of ''the conflict w/the antagonist provides a protagonist's emotional conflict w/himself in ways'' final confrontation#just also a whimsical doubling down on ''& i don't even want to kill You / won't if i can help it'' + dealing w/defeat And gay awakenings?#imagine. though also i do already hold a pinch of that re: AU where that all happened but deaths were Figurative / Emotional only#introducing you to This special little guy leaping into frame accidentally shooting you [see: figurative / emotional deaths]#in which case i have More Ideas b/c like hey i have ideas for like yeah sure everyone express themselves via gay sex here#but i just personally am not that enthused (not an understatement. nor overstatement. i just mean Not That Enthused)#about the musician / lo cocodrilo. that doesn't mean completely unengaged like yeah there they go as hero / [hero to villain] Foils. nice#the musician just as protagonist & Funny but still representing the As It Were more stoic hardass spaghetti western hero has me like Okay.#the musician / [anyone] like i'm at all engaged; processing; nodding okay like it's inevitably plot & theme pertinent lol#i'm just also not enthused. the musician has all the Factual Textual connection w/banana that is indeed entirely queer even without having#to overlook or change the more normatively premised central relationship with his wife who is kidnapped & that kicks off the plot#but wherein the musician saves banana first thing as like a parallel to saving his own wife; has the friendship song which would not need#to be altered to be a love(tm) song though that doesn't make it necessarily romantic neither/nor not friendship; considers banana living#with (or adjacently to; not made crystal clear) him as part of his ideal life; all Is What It Is like nice got it....not Married to him &#is not interested in at least certain physical intimacy as comparable to Romance Associated intimacies? well how handy#for me to rush in with toppling bowling pins sound effects & grab the funny little guys w/the Failed Efforts At Normative Married Life#wherein i do not then go ''time for their exclusive romantic relationship'' But neither of them are in one already; how helpful#also a whole other idea: in just about anything; throw around kisses on the mouth as Comma type punctuating moments willily nillily. whyn't#that note on the mysteries like there's Too Many Kisses it loses impact. sure probably part of Each Scene By Different Playwrights but#consider this. that reflects the [each scene by different groups] of original mystery cycles. also nondramatic / ''important'' kisses? sure#mwah
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Ok. So since the majority was voting on me making a crossover version of Lantern and pumpkin.
We're going to make a crossover version of Lantern and pumpkin.
So we might be asking how we were supposed to do this. Given that strained black star gave them life for a specific reason. Which is to be a service dog for blue moon. So the big problem is that we don't have a blue moon that needs service dog help. They can handle themselves pretty well being a murderer. So how am I going to handle this conundrum.
Easy. I don't need lantern to specifically be a service dog. He just needs to be a helper. The biggest question is what type of help does Black Star really need? Black Star is so safe and everything right now. He doesn't necessarily need help.
Well news flash. Black Star is still incredibly nervous for his brother. This little tidbit has kind of fallen into obscurity because Black Star doesn't necessarily need to feel this way. But black star very much indeed is still nervous about his brother going to different dimensions. I've mentioned it multiple times that he keeps track of what kind of world his brother is traveling to. He will even leave to do a quick physical check. I just don't mention it much because Blue Moony is relatively safe. But Black star still feels nervous especially given what types of worlds his brother can go into.
So there's nothing saying that a certain dimensional mishap could trigger him into making a lantern. It could possibly be some sort of guilt over Blue Moon getting hurt. Say Blue Moon goes to a dimension and Black Star pops in for a second. Everything seems to be going fine and seems to be hunky Dory. The dimension either feels regular or just good. So Black Star leaves and doesn't keep track of his brother. Only to have blue moon come back absolutely scarred because of something that happened. Probably random and not anything they caused. But black star would probably feel guilty for just thinking it was okay when it wasn't.
So in a state of eternal panic and guilt. He would just be suddenly building lantern. He knows that his dimensional parents and brothers would probably be attempting to stop him, because he's making a random thing for a mistake that he didn't even have a part of. So he's probably going to keep a hidden. Either going to the Ralph in @digi-sams-au-hell LB, and he might attempt to get help from @sigery RLE Pride as long as they don't tell Chaos. Most of his other help will be coming from Cygnus. As they are the most adept at building that isn't connected to a family.
And so crossover lantern will be born. Suddenly thrust into whatever crossover AUs he has, and following Blue Moon around like a puppy. Again slapped with the impossibly advanced cube leaching dimensional travel. Which while I haven't really mentioned it. It's very very hard to do. Dimensional trackers are easy and not connected to the cube. But something that actually teleports somebody along with the cube without touching Blue Moon is incredibly advanced. Something that black star can't quite explain, But is incredibly useful in whatever circumstances exists. And now everyone is probably going to be asking Blue Moon, who the hell their little buddy is. And Blue Moon's just going to tell them it's something Blackstar gave them.
And don't worry about pumpkin. Pumpkin is an entirely repeatable circumstance. It's a sad Jack-o-moon missing his solar dad. And the lantern deciding that he can make just as good as a solar dad with his dad. He exists not because Blackstar made him, But because Lantern felt bad. So it's very easy for pumpkin to exist. Hell I don't even necessarily need a lantern for them to exist. And but I find it funny them being twins.
But either way. There is your crossover lantern and pumpkin!
Now another thing to note. Lantern is going to be slightly different design wise. Now not entirely different. But he's going to be missing those little blind stick harness attachments. Which was the main feature of after story Lantern. So he might get a unique marking on his sides. But the harness attachments won't be there. He's still not going to have a hat, and definitely looks more standard jack o Moon than Tsams jack o Moon like normal. Having the more expressive rays. But otherwise he looks normal. Just a slightly off Jack.
And there you go! Black Star created lantern in secret. Triggered by some sort of unfortunate dimensional mishap with Blue Moon. Lantern starts following around Blue Moon and probably confusing everyone. And then one day lantern picks up pumpkin out of the ether and hands him over to his dad. And now Black Star has two sons in the crossover universe. Yay.
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Ghost hunters AU (saiouma)
First shared in The Saiouma Pit discord server, parts said by others start with their name. I jumped on that one a little late, but fully took over (just in the nick of time to save it from Hina angsting it)
Beez: human with a ghost roommate but throw in a ghost hunter neighbor for flavor [the starting prompt]
Beez: oh yeah to clarify saiou r not the roommates, they're the human/hunter
Hina: Is the ghost hunter good at their job or pathetic
Dra: Pathetic pathetic pathetic/hj
Beez: shuichi ghost hunter it is then
Beez: i just think. new neighbor shuichi moving in and kokichi helping him out bc friendly neighborly thing to do and he notices all this weird equipment so he asks hey whats this for and shuichi just drops the "oh im a ghost hunter" and kokichi just chokes on nothing
Dra: Ok now the question is who is the ghost and how it is probably Rantaro/hj
Beez: taro or miu would be fun
Hina: Okay what if Ghost Gang DICE
Hina: Can all humans see ghosts or is Kokichi just quirky
Dra: Quirky
Beez: shuichi has to hunt them if he could see them his job would be so much easier
Hina: Kokichi when he hears Shuichi is a ghost hunter and thinks he can see them So he tries to hide this huge ghost gang Only for bro to pull out a ghostinator 3000 And Kokichi realizes he's putting in too much effort
Beez: they [ghost DICE] were inhabiting the building and said we like this guy specifically i think it would be funny if shuichi was just like. not necessarily a threat per se but "ghost hunter" did not sound pleasant to kokichi so he automatically assumed the worst and tries to hide dice from him he tries to keep him away from the building by going like oh since ur new why dont i show you all the sights and fun places
(finally me) so basically Shuichi is a boogara "I want to believe" and Kokichi is a real medium?
Kokichi becomes his teammate specifically to make sure Shuichi doesn't discover ghosts
Hina: Okay but this and he starts trying to fuck up Shuichi's equipment
they start to visit other places in the area and Kokichi just warns the ghosts not to show signs to Shuichi and then makes sure it sounds like he's lying when he says he did see things himself (Shane behavior bc the mention of the equipment immediately connected the au in my mind to them)
doesn't have to fuck it up, it's all just those radio waves & temperature reacting trinkets
Hina: Does Kokichi try and talk them down?
the ghosts? usually he doesn't have to, his friends know how to stay hidden, but when stranger ghosts notice he's a medium that's a problem, so he exaggerates things to make it seem for both Shuichi and the ghost that he only accidentally got a few replies in to make it sound like he was holding a conversation with a ghost and starts spewing bullshit, telling the ghost to kill them (again projecting Shane behavior) doesn't want to get roped into helping out a troubled soul or give Shuichi proof he wouldn't mind helping if it was doable but a lot of the time it isn't and ghosts just get angry & it's just a dangerous business as a whole
Oh! what if, what if the only reason they became a team is that Kokichi made a bet with him, "Show me that this works, prove that there are ghosts out there and I'll let you do that ridiculous investigation in my apartment, I don't want a fake ghost hunt taking up space in my living room"
literally just picture Kokichi in his place except the joke is that he knows the ghosts are there and just don't have the power to do that shit
also oftentimes the scary places Shuichi picks out have no ghosts so he can go all out on this act, meanwhile normal places they go to eat at, or grocery stores always have some wandering, but Shuichi doesn't expect them there so he can in turn ignore them
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Reverence — [Y/N's Friend Group]
[scaramouche/kunikuzushi streamer social media au]
[kuni's friends] [return to masterlist]
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— Y/N,
470k. Has been around for pretty long, slowly grew into their friend group from looking for people to collab with. They're well known, but not as often watched by most people, hence the lower follower count. They play many different kinds of games, sometimes even visiting very old games they grew up with. Has a really good established connection with their chat, loves having conversations with them instead of paying attention to the actual game.
— CYNO,
500k. He really likes streams where he shows his hands? He often draws on stream because of that. He's known for liking Final Fantasy, especially because he kins Cloud. Yes, he has a donation goal to cosplay Cloud. Sarcastic humor. Tends to be a bully for fun but in the way that’s actually less rude and more funny.
— EI,
1m. She's known for being rich, living in a penthouse, and absolutely destroying people in FPS. She'll always say she prefers calmer games though. She’s been friends with Y/N for a very long time now. Gifts her friends stuff in games, you could basically call her a sugar mommy. She is so obviously gay and tends to be very teasing. Refuses to play horror games. Maybe her crush Yae will force her one day, who knows.
— AYAKA,
700k. Calm, ASMR streams. She likes gaming a lot, but doesn't necessarily make it super obvious. She's an insanely good liar, almost never caught as an imposter in among us. Spent too many hours in Animal Crossing NH. Loves showing off anything her fans have built in multiplayer games. Gets super sensitive when gifted donations. Ayaka streams singing sometimes. She also loves going ice skating and is pretty talented at figure skating.
— KAZUHA,
720k. He has a monster energy shelf in the back of his streaming setup, including the monster gun he made on stream before. He will get off stream for like 20 minutes without warning and his chat just talks while waiting. Super irregular streamer, doesn't have a schedule. He's always doing something though, even if you don't see it. He chews on a leaf at least once per every stream to help him focus. Of all things he could choose, a leaf.
— DEHYA,
1.3m. Whale. She gets distracted pretty often during streams and will be surprised when the game kicks her out because she was AFK for too long, her chat just laughs at her. She uses push ups or other workouts as a punishment during games. Will not accept incel men ever in her stream. Big on body positivity! Loves working out, sometimes posts workout routines. Canon lesbian. Talks about dates that went wrong on stream. She plays the electric guitar and brings it out on stream sometimes.
#genshin#genshin impact#hoyoverse#genshin impact smau#genshin smau#scaramouche genshin x reader#scara#scaramouche smau#scaramouche x reader#scaramouche#kunikuzushi x reader#kunikuzushi#the wanderer#streamer au#genshin x reader#genshin streamer au
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made an mx ouran au on the spot while chatting with noxia and i Must share
jooheon: hani. listen. yes its about the name but jooheon DOES love his aegyo doesnt he? HE'D FIT THE ROLE. and like hani he also has the power to commit murder so it all adds up.
minhyuk: tamaki. i just dont think anyone can match tamaki's loud energy as much as minhyuk. he'd be very enthusiastic about it.
shownu: mori. like, mori is quiet but to me he has this oddly calm energy to him, he doesnt feel intimidating the way other quiet types do, so i think that works for him.
hyungwon: haruhi. listen. i just find it funny.
changkyun/kihyun: the twins. yknow how some ppl say they look like each other? that is the logic of this, thats it.
wonho: the only other host club member left is kyoya but no. wonho is renge. not technically a part of the main group but still there in spirit. this is the one role im protective of, im willing to change the others but wonho HAS to be renge.
other alternatives:
kihyun as kyoya. listen. its abt the money. plus i like kihyun being a little bit mean.
hyungwon and kihyun as the twins but in an au where they hate each other. that'd be funny.
jooheon and changkyun/minhyuk as the twins. i just think they'd be able to capture the homosexuality of it all.
Help, why do ppl say that changkyun and kihyun look like each other, they look nothing alike 😭😭😭
It's so funny to me that the alternative option u gave for kihyun was kyoya SPECIFICALLY bc of the money...kihyun is never going to live down the young flexer joke is he
I think hyungwon fits as haruhi but I want to see hyungki as the twins, so I propose that changkyun gets to be haruhi. Listen I just think his poker face fits. Like everyone thinks he's well-adjusted and the "regular guy" from this bunch and he turns out to be equally weird. But also I like the idea of joohyuk as the twins.........what if kihyun was tamaki and hyungwon was kyoya (and changkyun can be haruhi as mentioned above). Kihyun doesn't necessarily have the puppy energy but I think the hyungki dynamic would fit here (like the "I'm better than u" banter but also the kihyun wet meow meow energy we've for some reason adopted for him in mx aus). I'm so sorry to kihyun for doing this to him but the connection is there
But that leaves us w no hani and jooheon would've been perfect for the role. This is so hard to coordinate 😭. Also don't think I didn't catch the showheon subtext in here 🧐
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Can I make a request? Jaehyun x reader high school rivalry au. In which Jaehyun & reader are rivals in school when it comes to academics but one day they were informed they had to team up for a quiz bee against other schools. Some sort of enemies to lovers au I guess? 😅 THANK YOUUU!!
a/n: ugh I imagined Jaehyun in glasses throughout this entire thing and it killed me 😅 also, to include the academics and quiz bee part I wrote this based around debate team, that wasn’t exactly what you asked for but I hope it’s okay!
(warning: mentions of doyoung, jungwoo, and sicheng /swearing / y’all make out a bit in the end)
alright so let me tell you about your high school’s debate team
the team is as old as the school itself, but during doyoung’s sophomore year, he was given the title of president of the debate team
(the first time a sophomore has been given the position, and he made sure everyone knew about it too dfbhjh)
every since then, the team has TAKEN OFF and made some amazing accomplishments
doyoung crafted the team into what it is today
sicheng as head of research (and official tea-spiller of the team)
jungwoo as doyoung’s assistant (a.k.a. doyoung’s emotional support boy)
…and you and jaehyun, some of the best debaters doyoung has ever seen
your passion paired with jaehyun’s charisma and mixed in with both of your quick mouths was a sight to behold for judges
despite this, doyoung was very unwilling to let both of you stay on the team
because you fucking HATED each other
despite the amazing skill of teamwork you both possess on stage, the debate team meeting room was a nightmare
screaming matches every other day
snapped in half pencils
many, many, MANY disagreements
and how did it start?
during freshman year, your first class in your first semester of school was math- your teacher seated you next to jaehyun :)
every morning at 8am you had to deal with his whining about being tired or how the material was “too easy” :)
and then when you got your first tests back, your grade was one (1) point lower than his :)
and jaehyun says :)
“oh man, that sucks. you should’ve taken up that tutoring offer I gave you”
:))))))))))
and ever since then, you couldn’t stand his big head with his too-clear-to-be-natural skin and his smile that he sent you every time doyoung agreed with something he said instead of one fo your ideas
but you loved debate team, you were all such close friends (despite someone who liked the act up) and those big dumbos were your everything :’)
now, it was the beginning of doyoungs senior year
as the debate team teacher sponsor quietly cried at the thought of doyoung leaving, doyoung was more focused on who would take his spot next year
jungwoo and sicheng were both great candidates, but everyone knew that the only people who could even come close to filling doyoung’s shoes were you or jaehyun
and when doyoung told you both this after a debate team meeting, the tension between you two quickly escalated
“now, I expect both of you to get along; at least respect each other. if one of you is the captain then you have to be able to listen to them and right now…. the last thing you do is listen to each other” doyoung explained
with that thought, you and jaehyun made your way out of school
“ya know if you could just listen to my ideas every once in a while maybe we wouldn’t be in this kind of mess” jaehyun pointed out as you walked down the empty halls
“I could say the same thing to you” you snapped back and he suddenly stopped walking
“… is this what doyoung is talking about? I think… we both love debate so much, that we just don’t know when to stop” jaehyun laughs and you feel slightly uncomfortable with this seemingly truthful side of jaehyun
he legit doesn't seem like he’s about to laugh at your face
he just seems like he wants to stop arguing
he does, he’s actually really tired of arguing with your cute face everyday :(
you don’t know how far you can trust jaehyun, but you’ve spent years working by his side
there has to be some sort of connection between you two that allows both of you to work together so successfully
after you tell that to jaehyun, he slowly agrees
“how about this….” you start “after team meetings, we can go to the library and try to… not hate each other”
jaehyun scrunches his face
“the library? how about… the cafe two blocks down?”
you were about to snap at him about “what’s so wrong with the library? huh?” but you took a deep breath in and out
if you were going to stop fighting, change had to start somewhere
“okay, let’s go”
so you and jaehyun hang out at this hole-in-the-wall cafe after debate team meetings for a few weeks
you didn’t necessarily make your meet ups known to the other team members but…
you didn’t really want to have the whole team freak out over what could possibly be perceived as dates
cuz trust me
they TOTALLY looked like dates
jaehyun would buy your drink for you
(until one day he confessed that you drink was hella expensive and you rolled your eyes and started buying his drink from then on)
in return, he would help you on all the math concepts you didn’t fully understand
(you had flashbacks to the first class you had with him when he offered to tutor you but you shook that off)
and when your your brain was completely fried, he would listen to you talk about anything and everything
or if on one particular day you weren’t in the mood to talk, he would fill up the cafe with his low laughter and stories of the stupid things he and his friends do
(when the baristas found out y’all weren’t dating they started making bets on when one of you would confess ewfheb)
your relationship with jaehyun changed from snappy and argumentative to something like a friendship
and this was obvious to the rest of the debate team members
they were soooo relieved that y’all weren’t fighting everyday
and that they could spend the meetings getting prepared for competitions rather than settling your arguments
but of course, sicheng was a little too curious about the sudden change in behavior from you two
and he followed you guys after a meeting one day
he watched from outside of the cafe where neither of you could see him
he was shooooook
you guys looked so,,.., weird when you don’t fight but it was even weirder to see you laughing at something jaehyun said and leaning into him as you looked at his papers
he was ssososososoos sure you were dating
(although sicheng was awesome at researching stuff, he seems to have forgotten to confirm his sources on this one…)
(because you were not dating at all)
(yet…)
sooooooo fast forward to the next weekend, there was a debate team competition a few cities away
the school allowed the team to travel and stay over night at a hotel in that city
so the team packed up their things and took the long bus ride and settled into their hotel rooms once they got there
you were flipping through the tv channels in your room when your phone vibrated
with a text from jaehyun
“come meet me in my room”
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) hehe
it was against the rules that your teacher sponsor set before you left for the trip
but you were sure the teacher was already passed out in their own room and that if you were quiet and careful, the other team members wouldn’t hear you walking out of your room and into jaehyun’s
jungwoo, doyoung, and sicheng already broke the rule that the teacher had set for them
they were chilling in doyoung’s room, finished take out on the floor between them and face masks on as they relaxed
“I keep texting jaehyun to come join us, but he’s not picking up” jungwoo frowned and sicheng snorted at that
“what’s so funny?” jungwoo asked
“we’re on a trip away from home with our own hotel rooms and little to no supervision,..,.. don’t you think jaehyun and y/n would take this opportunity to mess around?”
the room suddenly went very quiet as jungwoo and doyoung stared at sicheng with wide eyes
“…what?” doyoung asked lowly
“oh come on…. you guys seriously can’t tell me you haven’t seen how much closer they’ve gotten-”
“that’s because I told them that one of them would have to be president next year and they need to get along” doyoung defended
“yeah, that’s why they were getting real cozy with each other in a cafe after one of our meetings” sicheng absentmindedly stated, looking at his reflection on his phone as he tapped around his face to settle the mask in
tea? spilled
sicheng’s job? completed
jaehyun and you? in trouble
back in jaehyun’s room, you quietly close the door behind you as you make your way in
jaehyun lays on his bed with only the light from the bedside lamp illuminating his face
his pajamas have little clouds and sheep on them and you take a moment to tease him about it as you come closer
he grabs your hands and pulls you onto the bed next to him and you both settle down to watch tv
both of your hearts are pounding so loud you think the other can hear it and you squeeze your hand into a fist to keep yourself from physically freaking out
jaehyun was right there… right next to you
if you turned your head, he would be only a few inches away
“there’s nothing to watch?” you ask, trying to get your mind off of your thoughts
“nothing seems interesting… let’s do something else instead”
and that’s how you end up making out with Jaehyun :-)
your lips are moving against each others and your hands are gliding down to wherever you can touch
he rubs your sides and when you react with a small moan he pushes you down and the kiss turns from a “wanting” type of kiss to something slower
like jaehyun wants to savor this moment of your kiss pressed to his for the very first time (it wasn’t the greatest setting or situation for a first kiss but hey, y’all take what you can get)
you barely notice doyoung, jungwoo, and sicheng storming into the room, turning on all the lights and standing in front of the bed, hands on hips or crossed in front of their chest, their face masks still on and frowns settled underneath
you and jaehyun separate from each other in fright, awaiting to be yelled at by doyoung, but instead you break out into laughter at the appearance of the three of them standing in front of you
“when I told you guys to get along, this is NOT AT ALL what I meant”
#jaehyun#nct jaehyun#jaehyun fluff#nct soft hours#nct x reader#nct scenarios#nct imagines#nct au#nct drabbles#jaehyun scenarios#jaehyun imagines#jaehyun au#jaehyun drabbles#jaehyun x reader#nct fluff#jaehyun soft hours#enemies to lovers au#bulleted au
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Introduction
Ok so a bit of explanation just so some of the things here would make sense to someone looking from the outside.
We are a disabled queer couple who use roleplaying and creating fanart as a means of therapy. Through our characters we get to experience emotions and express ourselves in ways we otherwise have a hard time doing.
Currently, we are doing about a million AUs and a million iterations of Sirius and Remus, meeting in different worlds just to fall in love over and over again.
In our version, the timelines, events and circumstances vary vastly, but the two characters remain largely the same in appearance and personality, albeit a bit shaped and changed by their respective histories in the given universe.
The world these stories take place in is loosely based on the wizarding world of JKR, and both the characters and the story have been altered to a point of non-recognition. This is a choice we made because through these characters we are telling our own stories, dealing with issues that are relevant or parallel to our own life challenges, and because we don't necessarily want to cater to any particular audience other than ourselves.
A word of warning. Since we are a couple and sexual intimacy is part of our relationship, this is also somewhat true to our characters. There will be explicit sex scenes in both our writings and visual art, and even though Tumblr doesn't allow this type of content anymore, we are going to link to images and stories that do contain explicitly sexual content. We are going to attempt to appropriately tag all sexual content, but we won't remove posts or stop posting these. Please, be advised.
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Sirius is strong, firm, reassuring, a well-meaning buffoon, a bit thick in the head and thick in the ass. He is haunted by his family's legacy and in some worlds, the loss of his brother. Sometimes a pervert, sometimes a sex worker, often a queer biker wet dream... He's funny, and charming if you can see past the absolute cluelessness and the speak-first-think-never attitude. He might pretend that he's all that but deep down he's convinced that he's just not Good Enough for Perfect-Beautiful Remus. He's a lovesick puppy but he can pack a hard bite. He's the first to jump to catch Remus and hold him, steady him, ground him and help him come back from the edge of a breakdown, but more often than not, he's also the one that ends up crying on his boyfriend's lap.
He's a natural top, although he definitely is bottom-curious (albeit massively embarrassed about it). People assumes he sleeps around but in fact in most worlds he's a total virgin.
Visually, he's a gorgeous hunk with a dark complexion, ethnically ambiguous, but certain features of him point to native American origins. He has long hair, dark eyes, a hawk nose and a mass of tattoos, mostly commemorating his fellow marauders.
Remus is a quintessential cinnamon bun. He's a ball of guilt and angst, but he also carries himself with immense dignity and he's proud to a point of self-destruction. He wants to be seen and recognised and held and taken care of, but at the same time he's unable to receive the love and compassion of his peers... Except, maybe, for Sirius. He cares deeply about the injustice of the world, he's bookish and brooding, with stormy moods and fancies. He has a tendency to always jump to the worst conclusions, which can barely be balanced by Sirius' easy-going always look on the bright side-attitude. He has terrible self-esteem issues and he's given up on any chance of romantic connection due to his condition... That is, until he hasn't.
Secretly, Remus is a huge perv with very particular, very kinky fantasies, he's a power bottom who doesn't shy away from shamelessly going for what he wants. He's openly gay and a huge proponent of transparent communication, which is definitely definitely needed to compensate for Sirius' utter inability to verbalise feelings or desires.
Visually, he's the opposite of Sirius. He has a slight build and a frail frame. He's pale-skinned, brown-eyed, freckled and lean. He also has long hair, originally auburn, but by his early twenties, he's gone completely grey.
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About the world.
Generally speaking, most of the stories take place in the characters' late teens and twenties. Regardless of the specific AU, we've established a world where neither Voldemort nor Harry has ever happened, and instead the story focuses on the characters' personal development, life events, etc. Furthermore, the Marauders include Lily as well, while Peter slowly drifts away from the group by the end of their time in Hogwarts. They don't part on bad terms, but they mutually let the friendship fade away.
Further Characters:
James Potter - he's a black transman with ADHD and a family who just doesn't have it in them to really care about him. It's not that they disapprove of him as much as they are just too busy making the family fortune.
Lily Evans (Potter) - a spunky redhead punk with a huge heart. She started dating James before he came out and helped him through the rough of transitioning. She is an amazing friend and a vicious advocate for social justice and equality. Her family is overly supportive, almost annoyingly so, and while they can be overly enthusiastic and miss the beat sometimes, they have also taken care of James as if he was their own son.
In some of the dark AUs James and Lily plan to have a baby and undergo fertility treatments, but Lily miscarries the baby.
Severa Snape - Zhe is a non-binary nerd with a beautiful redemption arc behind hir back. Zhe started out as a pure-blood supremacist but later came around and today zhe is a strong ally to the marginalised minorities. Regardless, Sirius hates hir and he can't get past some of their earlier confrontations over Severa's treatment of James and Regulus, while he's also deeply ashamed of his own treatment of hir.
Regulus Black - They are a gorgeous sunshine child with a larger than life personality. Originally planning to become a professional dancer, their life comes tumbling down when an accident leaves them in a wheelchair. Instead of crashing and burning though, Regulus decides to channel their energy into finding another artistic pursuit and showing the world how nothing can ever bring them down.
In some of the dark AUs Regulus dies in the accident that crippled them.
#character intro#world intro#death //#sex //#readme#long post#severe injuries //#miscarriage //#racism //
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