#madara uchiha shit right here😂

[toreii]

Idia: “Hm? Something is ringing.”

Malleus: “Ah…it’s this fellow.”

Malleus: “Apparently, it’s hungry. Now then, what kind of food should I give it today…”

Idia: “WOAH!!!! THAT’S GAO GAO DRACON-KUN! FIRST GEN!!”

Malleus: “Oh, you know of this?”

Idia: “I know about it, but I played the generation that had color LCDs.”

Idia: “Wow, first generation model. There are still people playing those.”

Malleus: “…Yeah. It broke a few times, but I’ve had it repaired.”

Malleus: “I won’t neglect its maintenance……I will cherish it for a long, long time.”

Idia: “Aaah, if Dracon-kun is well cared for, it will be very happy.”

Malleus: “……Hehehe. I hope everyone feels the same.”

Idia: “Huh? Everyone…?”

[pachu09]

I posted this on Discord first...I'll try to copy most of the other members who gave their delightful two cents..

MadaTobi somehow a snippet that turn to mini RP.

Tobirama striding inside the newly constructed Ninja Academy made the teachers and the Principal nervous. What could the Senju Heir would want in their little school?.

Tobirama walking inside the last room in the second floor made the gaping witnesses shuddered. They threw a silent goodluck to the Sensei assigned at that room.

The Nin instructor stuttered as she saw Tobirama step inside her classroom.

Tobirama: " Good afternoon. "

Teacher: " Ah, Good afternoon, Senju–san?. Do you need me for anything?. "

Tobirama: " No. I am here as Uchiha Kagami's substitute parent. "

Teacher: " Uhhh, give me a moment. "

She side eye the Uchiha child who look giddy in his seat seeing the Senju Heir standing inside their room. She gave the man a paper ( that would outline her lessons for today ) and gestured for him to sit at the back of the room where the other parents are. She silently muttered a goodluck to the nervous parents that eyed the Senju Heir.

As soon as she opens her mouth to start her lessons. She choked in her words when the Uchiha Madara jump into the room and starts screaming at the stoic Albino who sat docile in his seat.

Madara: " How dare you try to stand in as Kagami's parent!. He doesn't need you here, Senju. Get out! I'm the one he needs in here, not you!. "

Tobirama: ignores the screaming Uchiha Clan Head, looks at Kagami's direction and asks " Do you not want me here, Kagami–kun?. Would you like your Clan Head to be your stand in, in this conference?. "

Kagami: shakes his head in denial " NO!. I want Tobi–Sensei here not Madara–Shishō!. "

Madara: felt instantly dejected " Buut...why would you want him of all people here!..."

Kagami: tilts his head cutely " Because I don't have a Mama anymore and Tobi–Sensei is like a lot like my Mama. He cares for me like a Mama does!. "

Madara, the teacher and the other parents stares dumbfounded at the gently smiling Senju Heir.

( Their reactions are like that because they saw Tobirama shining...)

Rough sketch Fanart for this snippet..

Grimnyr: Kagami probably fawning too with that look!

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Eris: Kagami definitely looks at his sensei twice.

Senju Tobirama having the Uchiha Clan wrapped around his long elegant finger:

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Me: Amen to that.

My art lines are shit because I'm supposed to be sleeping now but that will have to wait. I need to fucking finish *Who made me a Princess manhwa*. 😅

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Eris: I love the eye and cheekbone lines though. He looks so soft.

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Commander_Chew: "Senju, where the hell do those sparkles come from????"

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Me: The teacher and the parents: " You have seen the sparkles, Uchiha–sama?." *astonished and relieved that they're not alone in seeing things*

Tobirama: " What the hell are you talking about, Uchiha?!. " *glowers darkly at Madara*

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Eris: “Is he high again?”

“What so you mean high? I have never been high in my entire life!”

“No no, I think we’re collectively hallucinating.”

*besotted looks all over*

“What is going on?”

“I think Tobirama put us into a genjutsu.”

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Commander_Chew: " I most certainly did not. If I did, you'd shut up. "

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Me: Kagami piping up: But...Sensei said he's not really good at Genjutsu?. *confused puppy look*

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Eris: “I think he pulled another justu out of his ass and this is result. Sparkles no jutsu is scary.”

“Sparkles… no jutsu?”

“Yeah. That’s the shit you have around your face right now. It makes you even look pretty.”

..........

“I need a drink.”

“I think we all need one.”

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Me: I can easily imagine Madara complaining to Izuna that Tobirama invented a new jutsu and its making him distracted so much...🤣😂

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Eris: He’s like: “I can’t work. He swings back and forth with that stupid face in his stupid fitted clothes and I have to pretend that nothing is going on when I end up bumping into walls? He has performed a subtle genjutsu and he’s fucking with my head. I know!”

And Izuna looks at him because he has it *so bad*

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Commander_Chew: Izuna: That's not a jutsu. Looks like your sight is back to normal

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Eris: “What do you mean *normal*?!”

“Exactly what I said. He always looks like that. You just had ham plastered all over your eyes this entire time.”

“Do you know how many people here have a crush on him? Every single one. Every single person you ask, has, had or will have a crush on the Senju. You’re not immune.”

Madara proceeds to stubbornly deny as he blushes thinking about how pretty Tobirama’s hands are.

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Commander_Chew: Madara is instantly suspicious

"You... even you?"

"Have you ever heard him speak?"

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Me: Because Izuna only wave away Madara’s concerns. He desperately went complaining to Hashirama.

Madara: kicks the door open to the Hokage's office Oi, tree brain!. I need you to command your goddamn brother to stop using Genjutsu on me!.

Hashirama: surprised at his bestfriend's entrance* What did Tobirama do this time?.

Madara: I saw him sparkling!!! kicks a chair away

Hashirama: Spark— Ohhhhh....you saw Tobi smiling did you?

Madara: and what of it?...still fuming

Hashirama: That's not a Genjutsu my friend. We really don't know what it is but the sparkles, bubbles and hearts only pops out when Tobi smiles genuinely!.

Madara: dumbfounded again

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Commander_Chew: (that's why Madara wanted to leave Konoha - at least go on vacation - because he felt like everyone was trolling him)

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Eris: “Oh lord, he has got the treebrain too!. Fuck, this is a conspiracy!.”

Hashirama, laughing: “You’re not the first one to think that. But it’s just his natural appeal! You’ll get used to it in no time my friend.”

*four months later*

“Why the fuck are there still sparkles floating around?”

“I think you’ve got a problem there, buddy.”

“Only one?”

Yeah, this is one of a Hell of a snippet...😆😅