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#9 Incorrect Batman: Vigilante (My AU)
Lex Luthor:Â There's no meeting today because Catwoman is at the police station.
Mad Hatter:Â Sheâs in jail?!
Riddler:Â We have to get her out!
Two Face:Â Jailbreak! I'm in!
Joker:Â I'll dress up and distract the guard!
Harley Quinn:Â Ooh, I'll bake some food to help distract ALL the guards!
Scarecrow:Â I guess I could bring my fear toxin in case-
Lex Luthor:Â No! Catwoman wasn't arrested! Sheâs undercover, taking the system down from the inside. She doesnât need our help!
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Riddler:Â *Locks Scarecrow in the car.* Act like a child, get treated like a child.
Scarecrow:Â What? Isn't it illegal to leave a child locked in a car?
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March Harriet:Â Do you want some tea?
Mad Hatter:Â What are the options?
March Harriet:Â Yes or no.
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Joker:Â If I were a drink, I'd be Cherry Vanilla Coke. If you were a drink, what would you be?
Two Face:Â Bleach.
Harvey Dent:Â Sewage.
Joker:Â ...Please calm down, edgelords.
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Batman:Â You can't wake up if you never got to sleep.
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Joker:Â Donât be sad!
Two Face:Â Why not?
Joker:
Joker:Â I donât have a good answer.
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Scarecrow:Â That's ridiculous, Bane doesn't have a crush on me.
Riddler:Â Yes he does.
Mad Hatter:Â Yes he does.
Bane:Â Yes I do.
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Alfred, to Batman:Â *charging gun* Go to Bed. This is no longer a request, this is now a Threat.
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Joker:Â Weâre going to a candy store?!
Lex Luthor:Â No! Plus itâs nighttime, candy stores are closed.
Joker, happily:Â Weâre gonna ROB a candy store!!!
Lex Luthor, sighing:Â No-
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Mad Hatter:Â How are you going to carve a gigantic pumpkin?
Scarecrow:Â The same way I make onion rings!
Scarecrow:Â *grabs a chainsaw*
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