#mad hatter and march harriet awkardly looked at each other

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#9 Incorrect Batman: Vigilante (My AU)

Lex Luthor: There's no meeting today because Catwoman is at the police station.

Mad Hatter: She’s in jail?!

Riddler: We have to get her out!

Two Face: Jailbreak! I'm in!

Joker: I'll dress up and distract the guard!

Harley Quinn: Ooh, I'll bake some food to help distract ALL the guards!

Scarecrow: I guess I could bring my fear toxin in case-

Lex Luthor: No! Catwoman wasn't arrested! She’s undercover, taking the system down from the inside. She doesn’t need our help!

*****

Riddler: *Locks Scarecrow in the car.* Act like a child, get treated like a child.

Scarecrow: What? Isn't it illegal to leave a child locked in a car?

*****

March Harriet: Do you want some tea?

Mad Hatter: What are the options?

March Harriet: Yes or no.

*****

Joker: If I were a drink, I'd be Cherry Vanilla Coke. If you were a drink, what would you be?

Two Face: Bleach.

Harvey Dent: Sewage.

Joker: ...Please calm down, edgelords.

*****

Batman: You can't wake up if you never got to sleep.

*****

Joker: Don’t be sad!

Two Face: Why not?

Joker:

Joker: I don’t have a good answer.

*****

Scarecrow: That's ridiculous, Bane doesn't have a crush on me.

Riddler: Yes he does.

Mad Hatter: Yes he does.

Bane: Yes I do.

*****

Alfred, to Batman: *charging gun* Go to Bed. This is no longer a request, this is now a Threat.

*****

Joker: We’re going to a candy store?!

Lex Luthor: No! Plus it’s nighttime, candy stores are closed.

Joker, happily: We’re gonna ROB a candy store!!!

Lex Luthor, sighing: No-

*****

Mad Hatter: How are you going to carve a gigantic pumpkin?

Scarecrow: The same way I make onion rings!

Scarecrow: *grabs a chainsaw*