#mad hatter and march harriet awkardly looked at each other
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le-sluagh ¡ 5 months ago
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#9 Incorrect Batman: Vigilante (My AU)
Lex Luthor: There's no meeting today because Catwoman is at the police station.
Mad Hatter: She’s in jail?!
Riddler: We have to get her out!
Two Face: Jailbreak! I'm in!
Joker: I'll dress up and distract the guard!
Harley Quinn: Ooh, I'll bake some food to help distract ALL the guards!
Scarecrow: I guess I could bring my fear toxin in case-
Lex Luthor: No! Catwoman wasn't arrested! She’s undercover, taking the system down from the inside. She doesn’t need our help!
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Riddler: *Locks Scarecrow in the car.* Act like a child, get treated like a child.
Scarecrow: What? Isn't it illegal to leave a child locked in a car?
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March Harriet: Do you want some tea?
Mad Hatter: What are the options?
March Harriet: Yes or no.
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Joker: If I were a drink, I'd be Cherry Vanilla Coke. If you were a drink, what would you be?
Two Face: Bleach.
Harvey Dent: Sewage.
Joker: ...Please calm down, edgelords.
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Batman: You can't wake up if you never got to sleep.
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Joker: Don’t be sad!
Two Face: Why not?
Joker:
Joker: I don’t have a good answer.
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Scarecrow: That's ridiculous, Bane doesn't have a crush on me.
Riddler: Yes he does.
Mad Hatter: Yes he does.
Bane: Yes I do.
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Alfred, to Batman: *charging gun* Go to Bed. This is no longer a request, this is now a Threat.
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Joker: We’re going to a candy store?!
Lex Luthor: No! Plus it’s nighttime, candy stores are closed.
Joker, happily: We’re gonna ROB a candy store!!!
Lex Luthor, sighing: No-
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Mad Hatter: How are you going to carve a gigantic pumpkin?
Scarecrow: The same way I make onion rings!
Scarecrow: *grabs a chainsaw*
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