#mabort that thang

[segretecose]

i support mpreg but more importantly i support mabortion

[moonshynecybin]

U can’t just drop a banger like “Marc Marquez cryptic pregnancy” and disappear.. I need to to know more

i was thinking about ways to babytrap him where he doesnt just mabort that thang for career reasons, and i think this could get the job done. i also think if its vale's (WHO ELSEEEE) that theres no way he believes that marc didnt know the entire time AND he is. as many other scholars have discussed borderline insane about marc presumably racing pregnant. i mean lbr the offseason is NOT long so he had to have been, and this is in many ways one of the keenest sharpest daggers you could drive into the soft wound of vale's injury issues wrt to marc's particular brand of psycho recklessness. like what if you had TRAUMA and you were ESTRANGED from the love of your life and he was RACING while PREGNANT with your BABY for MONTHS without TELLING YOU... okay saying that. i do realize that this is somewhat the plot of one those f1 heterosexual romance fiction novels but i stand by it!!!!!!! these guys are that level of insane anyways!!!! IDK! maybe marc gets knocked up like halfway through 2015 and has the baby at testing in february. truly maximum drama maximum soap opera marc has NO idea what is happening. its the first time loitering around the same hotel since sepang 2015, and it IS the trauma track, and marc truly thinks it is indigestion (at no point does begging off bike time happen however lol) until UH OH and the baby is there. and alex walks in on marc like on the bathroom floor with a BABY wrapped in a towel and baby goo truly more freaked out than hes ever been in his life its very soap opera. and honda is very smoke and mirrors about everything until genuinely six months later a pic of the baby leaks and its a tiny valentino rossi clone with brown intelligent eyes lol. and then vale puts the (confusing i think) dots together and the shit hits the fan

[lagunaseca2013]

Marc should get Val pregnant

hello dearest anon I’m a little drunk in my uber home from my terrible work dinner event and this is. the greatest ask I’ve ever received. I had um. too many thoughts about this so everything under the cut lol

okay I have so many questions are we still talking about omegaverse?? reverse omegaverse au where vale is the omega and STILL traps marc in a one sided bond hell yeah I say omega rights! unleashing so many new implications plot-wise and vale and marc’s specific crazy trauma-wise. that’s not even getting to the mpreg of it all………orrrr are we talking normal life but mpreg is real? bc I have to confess I am NOT shy about mpreg however I usually default to omegaverse/pussyverse bc ass babies just don’t have that je ne sais quoi. to me personally. we all have our preferences okay….for you I will allow ass babies for the sake of uhhhh diversity

anyway um yes normal life marc getting vale mpregnant would be. an impressive accomplishment for him personally in the sense that we would have to manipulate the facts of this universe so that either 1) vale regularly lets marc fuck him, or 2) vale is really fertile and the one random time marc was both topping and not wearing a condom he got knocked up. both deliciously complicated scenarios. let’s go w number two and throw in that he’s post retirement bc it’s funny to me and bc realistically 2015 vale would mabort that thang and kill marc about it.

my beloved present day old man vale hanging around the ducati garage doing whatever the equivalent of pulling marc’s pigtails would be, breaking the ice by reinstating the sexual tension (pecco is so miserable he starts spam texting luca his complaining until luca gets annoyed enough to respond and tell him to just come to his motorhome if it’s really that bad). they’re in a weird place of not apologizing or forgiving each other for everything but like. finding the humor in the absolute fucking ridiculousness of the situation. start fucking again but it’s different now. it’s nuanced sex. they do it in missionary and look into each others eyes on occasion, marc SOMETIMES tops.

thennnn marc gets the ninth and instead of the open-ended fury vale just kind of assumed was still there he’s HAPPY for him he shows up at the podium and shakes his hand!!!! the media is going wild pulling all kinds of narratives. he’s refusing to answer questions about marc for a welcome change but when they interview him about pecco’s loss he’s like quietly benevolent about it!! progress I say!! after the gala ducati is having the championship party to end all champion parties and marc and vale are ALL over over each other all night, their whatever it is that they have has always been an open secret among the grid but now it’s soooo obvious to everyone that the rumors were true! some incredibly scandalous blurry background pics of them circulate after a ducati engineer accidentally posts a few w them like dry humping each other in the back of the club lol.

marc is having all of his dreams come true, he’s soooo drunk, he and vale are TRUE EQUALS in the eyes of the motogp gods, vale LIKES HIM again this is the best night ever. vale is also wasted and so pleasantly surprised by how happy and proud he is for marc. and also marc is. soooo hot in my wildest dreams he keeps the haircut he has rn for the whole season so it’s curly at his nape and vale wants to pull on it and fuck his face and—you get it.

they go back to marc’s motorhome, they get nasty, vale gets like the craziest urge he’s had in a while and is like you should fuck me mr. world champion now that we’re equals blah blah blah. marc doesn’t have any condoms….bc vale always fucks him raw….(we’ll talk about that later) and vale is so horny and also a billion years ago his doctor told him he has like a hostile womb or something so he’s kind of always thought that even tho he’s a carrier he probably couldn’t have kids. marc is like are u sure (coochie eyes) vale is like if you don’t do something rn I’m gonna do something drastic. they both talk a big game and then it’s slow and sensual and deeply emotionally fraught. vale cums first untouched and then flips over and begs marc to finish inside him. they pass out and then marc stumbles out of bed at whatever in the morning and somewhat makes it to testing on time. pecco is eating his not eating disorder girl core breakfast all moody and judgmental (sore loser) like wow marc I did not think you would be walking around today.

cue people making sly little comments or teasing marc about getting dicked down by vale allll day lol. even bez (who has spent the entire season resenting the reconciliation) is like chilling w vale who has sunglasses on bc old men get hangovers and ribbing him like you should’ve fucked him harder last night, how is he still on top of the timing board after the show you guys put on at the club? vale is like sinking lower and lower into his chair barely comprehending what’s going on around him, fucked out and sore and getting sense memories about how stretched out he was on marc’s giant cock. ahem.

in this fantasy scenario it’s all fine but they still don’t talk about it for a while and also vale thinks he’s like contracted a mystery illness bc he can’t keep any food down but he’s horny as fuck all the time?? his nipples are sore, he’s randomly getting PIMPLES at age 47, etc. marc is doing his excessive offseason travel and like sending him yacht nudes from jamaica or whatever the fuck. vale looks like death and is also maybe becoming the first man to die from jacking off so much so he keeps avoiding sending pics back by calling marc and like talking him through getting off. they miss each other SO BAD and won’t acknowledge it at all until vale who is isolating from the academy and miserable alone bc he doesn’t want to get anyone sick and also vulnerability makes his skin crawl just kind of crumbles and is like….when you’re done with your vacations….you should come to the ranch….they’re both equally horrified and attached to the idea. they both know it’s probably going to make or break their fragile little truce!

except the day before marc is set to come luca forces him to see a doctor, the doctor runs a full panel of bloodwork bc he thinks vale has like a fungal infection or something. surprise! it’s a parasite! due in seven months! vale immediately panics and like is so close to saying something horrible to marc to stop him from coming but luca, longtime witness to vale’s self destruction, takes his phone and talks him down. I’m imagining an awesome speech where he basically tells vale he has to stop destroying his relationships just bc his parents didn’t work out. and then he leaves him alone in his house to tell marc the news……..they live happily ever after the end.

okay now let’s do it omegaverse style! uccio voice someone claiming to be your [alpha] would never [knot you] like that

moment of silence for omega vale au of omegaverse au where vale somehow manages to one-sided mate marc AND get knocked up all in the same heat. IN THE YEAR 2015! they would be soooo messed up about that forever. the only way vale is keeping it is if he has like a semi-cryptic pregnancy and finds out when it’s way too late. which ofc triggers him so bad bc he’s been RACING this whole time which he views as morally wrong thank you graziano and also punishing marc for uhhhh letting himself get bitten by vale. okay sure.

so he’s pregnant he HAS to keep it and his baby daddy is……..let’s be realistic marc is going INSANE here he can FEEL how bad vale wants and needs him and also this umm vague presence (baby) that he maybe is dumb enough to think is like the literal hand wavey omegaverse spiritual manifestation of their love or whatever. I’m losing the plot. so. I’m gonna be crazy and say a baby could fix this. no wait let me explain.

let’s say vale finds out during sepang! he just dragged marc’s name through the dirt and also for the first time in his life sort of pulled the omega card (it’s 2015, alpha shaming could be a little in! think white woman feminism around that time) which is crazy bc vale has mostly slid under the radar as an undefined androgynous charismatic freak who has never answered a single question about his secondary gender. he doesn’t actually say he’s an omega ofc he just makes allusions to marc’s toxic alphalinity in a way that separates himself from it and subtly implies that he’s at a biological disadvantage. okay girl let’s weaponize gender essentialism bc we’re having a mating crisis! so.

he does and says that. then he gets on the bike and pulls a move that could seriously harm himself AND marc. ik he didn’t actually get hurt but let’s say motogp cares about safety a little bit and forces him to go to medical anyway. he’s fuming, he gives his phone to uccio bc it’s blowing up, he’s getting an ultrasound bc my background is f1 and that’s what they do to them when they absorb too much gforce or whatever, and the doctor like drops the wand in shock and they’re both staring at each other like. why the fuck does that sound like a heartbeat and look like an embryo. and now all the FUN can begin :)

[cherrari]

what happens if we're all eating each other charles gets pregnant

is he maborting that thang or is he contractually obligated to keep it

is max gonna babytrap him, bc it feels on theme w that fic a little

i don't think max would baby trap him but maybe they're less diligent about protection and eventually. inevitably. this has consequences lmao. it's in both of their best interests to keep the other tied to them so in a way they have the same goal...?

charles definitely wouldn't be contractually obligated to keep it but in this world there's nothing really stopping him from going through with it other than his own pride <- that said i do think he would get rid of it unless we're talking in the distant future for them

[g-l-o-w-y-l-i-g-h-t-s]

Mpreg this mpreg that. What bout mabortion? Man B? Let him abort that thang. As a treat. He would not fucking want to give birth.

[lesbiansanemi]

I'm convinced you're actually the funniest person I know

😭

LMAO Tbh I don't think of myself as a very funny person, so it's always a little amusing and confusing to me when people say I am, but I will take it

But also I STAND BY IT!!!!! Like truly I have no issue with mpreg as a concept (because in a more serious sense, men can get pregnant so I think treating it like it's this insanely weird/gross thing is Not Great) but I do also think it's a bit funny to make silly little jokes about it in a fandom sense just because of the insane things fandoms do for/with mpreg lmao

But also. So sorry. 95% of the men you are impregnating via fanfic would just simply Not Do That. Sure, he can get pregnant. Is he having that kid? Absolutely not. He realizes he's pregnant and we are immediately Aborting That Thang with no deliberation. Sorry if this throws a wrench in the kid fic plans but I just don't think he would

So yes. I support mpreg. But more importantly I support mabortion. Remember kiddos, it's always an option!

[meelonkurb]

sister for everyone's sake please mabort that thang like marc, who has most likely been doing that for the last 10 years

WHAT

[segretecose]

fernando alonso mpreg

he wouldn't even mabort that thang he would deliberately drive into a wall and let that do the trick