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[chrysanthemum-gigi]

i fear i’m going to need you to expand on these “nsfw thoughts on short gf” pls 😣

(nsfw content ahead for anyone that doesn't fucks w it i guess)

oh but ⊹ ࣪ ˖ of course ⊹ ࣪ ˖ you ask and i oblige 💖:

I want to start off by saying that the sexual relationship between Luigi and his short cute little gf is one based on unconditional love that goes both ways <3 They're constantly saying words of affirmation to each other in the bedroom, checking in on each other saying "Are you comfortable?", "Are you okay?", "Can I do this?", "Do you like this?" He spontaneously developed a size kink ever since he started dating you and becoming sexually active with you. His greatest pleasure is seeing how small you look in this hands, how your delicate hands run over his pecs and abdomen, fingers grazing the v line near his groin, playing with the elastic of his boxers. Snap, snap, snap.. while you bat your eyelashes up at him, coy smile displayed on your lips. You take a peak inside the boxers and lick your lips, letting out a couple girly giggles.

Everybody and their momma knows that he's packing down there, so there's always this massive bulge whenever he's turned on by your tinkerbell antics. He's sitting down on a plush recliner, think one of those lazboy brown leather recliners, watching a national geographic documentary on crocodiles... you climb on top of him wearing one of those white ruffle lingerie sets. You quietly start to grind your satin clothed little pussy on his boxers, him quickly growing harder and harder with each grind. the precum seeping through the fabric of his boxers.. You tease him by licking and sucking on his neck, sometimes leaving some marks as parting gifts. Taking his earlobes and lightly grazing them with your teeth. You grab strand of his hair, going over the curl with your finger over and over again. You grab a tiny fistful of curls and give them a light tug as you crash your mouth onto his. Remember all of that teasing he does everyday because of your height? yeah, you tease him by threatening to use teeth when you go down on him. this guy isn't intimidated by your threat though, he smirks at you, eyes hazy with lust "Shut up and suck me Tinkerbell"

He loves to watch as his massive mushroom tipped cock stuffs your sweet, juicy pussy. The desire that consumes him as he watches his dick pump in and out of you, your delicious juices coating him. He loves to watch the abundance of white cum ooze out of your tight hole, taking his large fingers and spreading the cum over your still sensitive genitals. He sometimes grabs your tits, his hands engulfing the entire things. Kneading and flicking your nipples with his fingers, delicately tracing your ribcage.

As for favorite positions, I do think that he enjoys a good missionary but in a relationship with a much shorter partner nothing beats a short cowgirl bouncing on that larger than life dick.. Because of his spondy, he can't always lift you up and he can't always snap his hips at a blindingly fast pace (although he def does it sometimes when he's feeling extra passionate at the risk of aggravating his back). He maintains a balance between letting you have control and seeking that control himself. When you're riding him and you're too spent to do most of the work yourself, he grabs you in his arms, pulls you into a tight embrace, lift his hips up and begins fucking you. Your hair all over his face, your scent permeating his nostrils...

He loves to fuck you on the kitchen counter, since he can't always pick you up and fuck you against a wall (he sometimes does that though because he's a stubborn shit and wants you to feel good even if its at his expense). Fucking you on the kitchen counter simulates the feeling of you getting picked up so its his creative way of playing into that size dynamic without always putting his back at risk.

Not to mention he's always kissing, rubbing you up, and holding your hand during sex. He's not one of those guys who does nothing with his hands. Sometimes he looks at you while you're riding him slowly and he just... cracks a sweet smile. He loves to tease and rile up his tinkerbell but boy does he love this small, mighty, lovable woman! Her feistiness, her shyness, her laugh, her smile, her coyness, her tits, her ass, her scent, her small limbs... he's intoxicated and mesmerized 💘🥰

"Tinkerbell" "Baby" "Beautiful" "My love" "Sweetheart"

(a/n: why do i feel like i talked too much here? sorry if this is a mess, i'm still working on better verbalizing nsfw thoughts, its just not something i'm used to and i'm working on that)

[sun-tzu-says-youre-a-bitch]

Trick or Treat!!!

consider the following: smell my feet

[xxplastic-cubexx]

pov: you are charles xavier and you have been invited onto asteroid m

bonus:

[casinocarpediem]

M reader breeding deadpool with so much cum? 😩

▪︎■☆One More, Please☆■▪︎

☆ 🔞!!NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!🔞

☆ amab!bot!Deadpool / amab!dom!reader

☆ short-ish

☆ sorry for the delay~~ again-....

°○☆NSFW under the cut☆○°

"Holy- fucking– SHIT" Wade sobs. Your fingers having to stuff his mouth to get him to shut up because goddamn is he loud! And you're not planning on getting yelled at by your land lady by tomorrow.

It's not his fault, really. Not when you have your dick buried inside him. Warm and wet and Jesus christ, whyd you have to be so big? Your cock was rubbing up against spots he never knew he thought would still work like it used to. He's not complaining, not at all. When he pushes his ass to get a little more of your girth inside of him. Slamming his prostate repeatedly in the process. Wade's cock rutting against the sheets, in rhythm to your own rough movements.

He's panting like a dog with half of his face buried into the pillow. Screaming like a little bitch even with your fingers seldomly choking him. ("Just the way he liked it" Wade reassures you beforehand almost all the time).

The more you move the more he feels another wave, euphoria crashing down like a 7.0 magnitude of an earthquake. He shivers when he cums. Screams while having a death grip on the poor poor sheets. Coating the material in his liquid again. And again... and again... you had the stamina, he had the sex drive. The 4th time he cums, you joined him in harmony. Filling him to the brim again. And a certain amount also flowing out of his hole and sliding down his thighs.

When your dick leaves his cum stuffed body, Wade shivers when he feels even more of your fluids drip down his thighs and onto the sheets. Trying to use the rest of his energy to bring his ass even higher and present himself to you.

"Cmon... one more one more pretty pleaseeee" He'll whine. Just like last time. He isn't stopping until either of you tap out.

[iceunhie]

JUST HAD A BRAINROT WHERE JIAOQIU CONVEYS SECRET MESSAGES WITH HIS FAN TO HIS LOVER. yk those fan signals / signs that hold messages?? like the victorian times things?? he would so do it w his lover bc trust me!! he just would.

mika im starting to think ur hoyoverse in disguise bc this is so canon jakssjssjsjswhd I CANNOT RESIST THE JIAOQIU AGENDA-

imagine jiaoqiu who knows exactly how to maneuver his fan in the way other foxians can acutely tell that this is his lover, so back off.

it took me quite a while to understand the exact concept of fan signals I'll be honest ijbol BUT i like to think that jiaoqiu would definitely draw his fan across his cheek (which, in fan language, means i love you!) whilst pining for you.

also also, him doing the little fan signals unconsciously when he starts getting “interested” in you is also a carnal need for me acckkk,,,,,, congratulations you have successfully infiltrated ur brainrot into my brain. will not stop thinking about this for an indefinite time now skdksjjfej

[awearywritersworld]

I would be obsessed with a prince!au Sukuna 👁️👁️ him being the cold ruthless prince but then reader comes and he's not to ruthless anymore haha 🤭

Going back to my previous ask with reader eating a finger, that would be so juicy 👀 the angst of it all sukuna and yuji would be devastated 😭

I hope you've been good Mona🩷

-☁️

prince!sukuna's change in demeanor would creep up on you. he's made it clear he's not interested, so you try your best to steer clear of him.

but he watches you from afar. he hears whispers of your benevolent nature, regardless of whether you're interacting with the royal court or the common folk.

even if you avoid him, you still treat him cordially when duty demands you share one another's company. his wickedness is well known, and yet, it doesn't deter you.

he admires that. though it's a secret, even to himself.

one night as you share your evening meal together, a generally new occurrence, small talk passes between the two of you.

when there's a lull in the conversation, you point out. "you're different now."

this confuses him. "because i inquired as to whether you like the duck?"

you nod, doing little to hide the tug at the corner of your mouth. "three moons ago, you'd have been happy to see me choke on it."

"that's... not true."

"oh? were your sharp remarks meant to convey your fond regard for me?"

it's only when he raises his brow at you that you realize you've gone too far. you inwardly scold yourself for displaying such irreverence.

"my apologies, my prince. i meant no—"

"no matter," he cuts you off. "it... pleases me... to hear you speak so freely."

[skullsemi]

MY turn for an ask, buddy! So with Gladstone and Mortimer you have the makings of another trio— someone who is friends with both of them (begrudgingly or otherwise) so I’m curious! Who would be their Goofy?

That is a great question, and honestly? I can't really see anyone that would fit the bill and I think that is because these two have so many things in common already that it's hard to find someone else just alike

[canisalbus]

So i remember an ask mentioning your mortal enemy, Felis Atra and their cats, and i thought it'd be fun to draw what Felis Atra's version of your italian dogs would be.

I think they would be called Butter Knife and Flamengo! Butter Knife is not his real name, it's an nickname given by his peers because of how harmless he is. I choose Flamengo because that's the name of Vasco's rival football team here in Brazil, so i thought that was the perfect name :)

Cat Machete was slightly inspired by the Oriental Shorthair cat because of their long noses and thin head shape.

Cat Vasco was inspired by the Scottish Fold cat, because FLOPPY EARS. I gave Flamengo longer ears and orange fur to make him more like his look-alike.

The last doodle is a reference to this ask (https://canisalbus.tumblr.com/post/728923918314946560/me-i-am-machete-ear-fan-number-1-those-ears) and contains the tumblr ask stand-in dog, whose cat version was inspired by the American Curl cat! They have round ears that are slightly floppy outwards.

Final notes: I know cardinal clothes don't come in vibrant blue, but i was ADAMANT on switching Machete's and Vasco's clothing color patterns. I would draw the rest of Butter Knife's and Flamengo's clothes, but i suck at designing cool outfits.

Speaking of outfits, for Machete's iconic void outfit, i figured it would be fun to make it more baggy for Butter Knife, in contrast to Machete's, that looks very tight-fitted. I think it's cute, it kinda looks like a sweater. Also i can't imagine a Machete doppelganger without high heels boots, so those HAD to stay.

Oh, and just to be clear, i'm not like, claiming ownership of these guys or anything. I just thought it would be a fun exercise. Hope you like them!! I love your art and your characters.

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[silentstyx]

ouat peter pan x reader hurt/comfort? please please 🙏

maybe something where the reader is really insecure and then misunderstands something he said that wasn’t actually meant to be mean and then he comforts them?

"Say You Like Your Shirt Soggy"

tw! insecurities, cursing, reader has like an anxious attachment style, Pan lwk ooc

heheheheh conan gray heheheh

You and Pan have been friends for a while, you also somewhat recently started dating. He was a good boyfriend. Protective, kind, listens, and all that jazz. Though, Pan got annoyed very easily.

You woke up in yours and Pan's shared tent alone. This wasn't anything out of the ordinary, he was in charge of everything at Neverland and had to make sure all of the Lost Boys were okay, he also just naturally woke up earlier than you.

You got up and got ready for the day, once you left the tent you went on your short quest to find Pan. You find him talking to some lost boys. You go behind him, wrapping your arms around his waist.

Pan was in the middle of talking when you did this, he sighed and took your arms off of him. Your brows furrowed but you took the hint and just sat next to him. You looked up at him as he spoke.

You gently grabbed his hand as they talked, he immediately jerked his hand away. Why is he being weird? He's usually fine with you being affectionate? You instead opt his hand for just interlocking pinkies.

You see him roll his eyes and sigh as the lost boy talks, yet he doesn't drop your pinky.

Soon enough the conference is over and immediately Pan's gaze is on you. Yet, it wasn't the soft stare with a sweet smirk like normal. No. This time it was a mean glare.

"Did you have to be all over me? That was a damn important meeting." He said with an annoyed undertone.

Your eyes widened harsh tone, "Babe- I'm sorry I didn't know-"

He snaps, jerking his hand away from you, "God, you never know do you?! Your always just up my ass at the worst times!"

You don't know how to respond, so you just stare at him silently. No movement.

He lifted his brows, "Oh now you're not gonna be all over me? Now that I'm yelling at you you're done interacting with me?!"

All you could do was look down, you could feel the lump in your throat as he scolded you. The worst part about this was that he never raised his voice, just the harshness in his voice growing rougher and rougher.

"This is so fuckin annoying.." He grumbles.

Your bottom lip involuntary trembles, voice whiny and sad, "baby, m sorry didnt mean- I can just go."

You got up and went back to the shared tent. You sat in there on your bed alone, tears didn't fall out but instead blurred your vision. You should've used common sense, obviously when he's talking to someone else you shouldn't be all over him. What went through your head when you went up to him and wrapped your arms around him?! Ugh.

The tent then opened up, showing Pan. He had a sorry expression on his face.

"My love? Look-" he hisses, "you're not annoying okay? That meeting was just... difficult, mkay? I was mad at that not you."

You look at him with a hurt expression, looking up at him through furrowed brows.

"I know you hate getting called annoying and I was purposefully pressing buttons, you're not annoying. Okay?" He says with a soft voice.

You nod softly, yet that wasn't enough for him.

"[reader] I need a verbal response. You're not annoying, ya know that?" His voice was firm, he was not joking.

You roll your eyes with a soft chuckle, "I know..."

"Cmere..." He whisper as he brings you into a soft hug, "love you honey.."

[chrysanthemum-gigi]

Hey darling! Would you be interested in romantic husband lulu? Im thinking being postpartum and him wanting to take care of everything after not being able to do anything on the pregnancy stage (it drove him insane). He would insist on waking up everytime at night and bring the baby to your bed, and even make sure you are so comfortable breastfeeding, even though he would have to go to work super tired

first off, HI!! 🥰 thank you for being my first ask!

lu was raised to be the most gentlemanly husband of the face of the earth, the guy is so so considerate. you were so adamant about doing everything yourself up until the moment you gave birth. he admired your strong sense of independence and completely respected your decision to keep doing things yourself. but after you gave birth and seeing firsthand the pain you went through giving life to that tiny human, his child, something instinctively woke up in him. This man does not want you to lift a single finger and naturally you protest. His will is a strong one and unfortunately that's not a battle you're going to win.

He wakes up at 3am with the baby crying on the baby monitor. The cries are so loud and piercing that they wake you up too. Groggy from sleep, you begin to stir out of bed, preparing to soothe the baby. He puts a hand on your shoulder "No babe, stay here. I got it", he's saying this in the most tender and delicate voice, still laced with gruffness that comes from being asleep. He goes to the nursery to scoop the crying baby into his protective arms, rocking the child in rhythmic motions until the crying begins to calm down. He's gotten the job done but he's still thinking of you and how you wanted to help soothe the baby. He brings the child into the bedroom you and he share. You're lying in bed, reading something on your phone, patiently waiting for Luigi to come back to bed when you see him crying the small baby in his arms.

He gestures you to open your arms and you take the much calmer baby into your arms. You rock, soothe and sing to the baby until it's fallen completely asleep. Once everything has quieted down, Luigi gets back up from bed and places his child back in its crib. He didn't want to ignore your maternal instinct kicking in but he wanted to be the one to bear the brunt of it. It's about 4am at this point and Luigi is admittedly very tired.

"Luigi, you really didn't have to do all that. I could've handled it." you chide him

"What do you mean 'I didn't have to do all that'? Of course I had to 'do all that'. I'm your husband and I'm (baby's name)'s father, what kind of father or husband would I be if I just slept here while you figured out what to do?"

You blinked and nodded your head in gratitude. He enveloped you in an embrace as you two fell back asleep. Luigi would have to get back up in two and half hours to get ready for work, he knew as he started to fall back asleep that he'd be sporting eye bags to work later but he didn't care, anything to lend a hand to the strongest woman he knew.

[sun-tzu-says-youre-a-bitch]

Are you still alive?

yeah lol

i went on vacation for 2 weeks and didnt have any access to tumblr thats all :)

dont fear im now back and i can spam yalls dashes again

[salarymanwaka]

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[bebx]

So Loki, the God with the silver tongue ... stammers when talking to a middle-aged, midwest, single-father jet ski salesman.

...right.

insane that Don the Mustached Jet Ski Salesman is the first and the only person to ever get Loki the God of Mischief, Odinson, Prince of Asgard and the Rightful King of Jotunheim to blush and stutter like a lovesick schoolboy trying to ask his crush out on a date

[starbluethunder]

we all know the worst thing you can ever be is a minor and a furry

[castiels-slinky]

M*A*S*H Headcanons :3

Klinger gets invited to girls' nights.

Hawkeye is the #1 guy to go to if some general is being weird. He can and will pretend to be your bf! (He ends up just flirting with the creep.)

Both Hawkeye and Klinger are Jewish.

Father Mulcahy is unaware of just how built he is. He goes, "Oh, this isn't heavy at all! :)" while carrying a giant stack of files that's most definitely heavy.

Radar hardly responds to his actual name.

Hawkeye is hypersexual, but doesn't talk about it to most people; he just lets them think he's a pervert to avoid opening up about it.

Klinger has made an outfit for each of his friends!

Father Mulcahy wanted to box professionally before he decided that he wanted to be a priest.

They make s'mores together. :)

They also have done little cabaret nights. Hawkeye gets SO INTO IT (he's a theatre kid).

[buttermilk2004]

Idkk how to explain but this feels like I'm saying hi to my favorite hero when little cuz getting noticed by your favorite content creator is literally the best thing evers

@bunnelbaby