#lydia lulamoon takahashi

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lydia , hiding a box behind her back : ok..i know you said no pets-

megatron : if theres an animal in that box , young lady-

lydia : SOUNDWAVE AND SHOCKWAVE CAN HAVE PETS WHY CANT IIIII?

megatron : their pets dont SHIT ON MY FLOORS-

lydia : THEN WHAT DID I STEP IN LAST WEEK HM?

smokecreen , sneaking around using the phase shifter getting stuck watching a tired dad and his emo daughter argue : ...

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if i posted a one shot to my a03 with kai and lydia using the prompt “two best friends go as a date to an event and they both actually like eachother” would u read it...just curious

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lydia and harumi : *beating the shit out of eachother*

lloyd : can i please get a waffle?

lydia and harumi : *STILL BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF EACHOTHER*

lloyd : CAN I PLEASE GET A WAFFLE

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this just...happened ok-

morro : you ninja and!-...im sorry who..?

lydia : im the hot one-

kai : no im the hot one but youre in second place, lyds

nya : you're both awful you know that right?

lydia : very much-

kai : i prefer to pretend im not- look she's-

cole : kai's girlfriend!

kai : NO-

lydia : cole what the fuck-

cole : oh...you're not...? i misread that entire situation

morro : so she's?

jay : our nuisance-

lydia : HEY-

morro : ok well nuisance im here for them so...scoot please

lydia : fine fine I'll just organize the ginsing in the back , dickheads

zane : wait you're not gonna help?

lydia : no this is your bullshit- or is it wu's? i dont care

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ninjago + lydia as dsmp quotes

kai : NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY KAI NEVER DIES

jay to lloyd when hes still 8 : dont ask questions lloyd the adults are speaking-

zane talking about skylor : ya know a lesbian told me i was actually pretty funny once-

lydia : officer! i drop kicked that child in self defense!

kai : lloyd dont be scared- *points at pythor* he doesnt have no house

cole as a ghost : when the world needed him most-*turns invisible* he vanished

echo , told by lydia to lie to garm: UH- MR.G...PROBLEM THERE NO IS NOT-

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jay , getting his ass kicked in bed wars by lydia : *calls edna* hey mom- lydia keeps killing me can u tell her to stop

lydia : what the fu-

edna : my goodness dont hurt my boy! stop that!

lydia : yes understood mrs.walker-

jay : bye mom love u :D *hangs up*

lydia , IMMEDIETLY : FUCK YOU GINGER- *HITS HIM OFF A TOWER*

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lydia: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.

soundwave, not looking up from their book: Spear.

lydia: BLOCKED.

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starscream after about an hour of connect mulch : i hate this- connect mulch? what type of fucking corporate fucks are sitting in a meeting and theyre like-oh what will thw kids like? lets have little fuckin pieces of blob CONNECT MULCH THEYLL LOVE IT-

knockout : *shares a concerned look with megatron*

starscream : THE KIDS LOVE IT- MY DAUGHTER LOVES IT

lydia : ur just mad ur losing

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lydia reading what she types- still playing bin weevils : hey...can one of you..pedophiles on this game-

knockout : *DROPS SOME EQUIPMENT IN THE BACKGROUND WITH A SHOCKED FACE*

starscream : *just hiding his face in his hands at this point*

soundwave : *desperatly trying to get to level 3 fo emotes*

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starscream , still playing bin fuckin weevils with the group : what- who the fuck is starscreamsapussy69?

soundwave : *playing connect mulch with someone*

starscream : lydia is that YOU-

lydia : who the fuck else would be named that- no its not me

soundwave : ....*its him alright*

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smokescreen: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

lydia: I'm a knife.

knockout, from across the room: They're the little spoon.

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lydia: ratchet, my old arch enemy.

starscream: ... I thought I was your arch enemy?

lydia: I have a life outside of you, star.

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lydia: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, soundwave?

soundwave: … *shakes head no*.

starscream: I do!

lydia: I know, star.

starscream: I’m insecure!

lydia: I know, star.

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lydia: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.

bumblebee , in beeps: You and me!!!

lydia, tearing up: Okay.

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lydia: Am I in trouble?

megatron: Take a guess.

lydia: No?

megatron: Take another guess.

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lydia: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things.

*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*

starscream: *Out of breath* SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS.