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[wagner-felll]

The way I keep sending asks to your old account because I keep forgetting you're locked out😭

😭😭😭

No bc I MISS MY OLD ACCOUNT SM

Tumblr, when I find who did this, istg-

[the-kr8tor]

Just because i did this i got to imagine this

Hobie finds you contacting a hotline for help, after all that gets done. He communicates to you and tries cheering you up. Telling you that you can always come to him and he does his best to make you happier and help you mentally.

(Yes if you ask im okay, this thought of hobie comforting you after finding you at one of your weakest parts makes me happy)

Oh angel I hope you feel a lot better ❤️ and yes Hobie would definitely do his best at cheering you up and hugging all the sad out of you ❤️❤️❤️

[wagner-fell]

Wagner, you have the last guess

And I'll give you another hint

I met the voice actor who played the mc of the show

HOW IS THAT A HINT 😭😭

Uuhhhhhhhh

Fuck

Phineas and Ferb?!??

[nart-is-a-monster]

Azure, basil, mindaro, viridian, lilac!

:3333

I just ate food and drank water so self care was also accomplished:3

[thepictureofsdr]

Imagine Alec finding Alastair's old ideas in buried clave documents and starts to build on the foundation if those ideas

*bonus points if Kit helps him bc he also found some of Alastair's old journals with good ideas and also maybe bc I'm obsessed with Alastair/Kit parallels-

THISIIIIISISI THIS THIS THIS

the time period would NEVER allow for what consul alastair would want but i know damn well hed have the battle plans laid out i can see thomas writing things down as alastair talks at the speed of light so clearly in my head. HEAR ME OUT theyre stored somewhere safe in the London Institute and one day kit is there for A Reason and he finds all these documents and theyre all signed a. carstairs so immediately kit is FASCINATED bc family but then he starts reading through them and theyre SO AHEAD OF THEIR TIME so he runs back home for an explanation. thats when tessa and jem explain who alastair is and what he did and what he wanted to do and kit feels so much solace knowing there was another carstairs a century ago who had a shitty dad and was raised with mundanes and was in love with a boy and wanted everyone to heal. THEYRESO :,)

and then kit brings them to alec and helps him sort through them and then magnus comes in with this sad smile telling stories about that idiot who got elected against his will, and hes sad to remember the loss but hes overjoyed that alastairs wishes are finally coming to fruition at the hands of another lightwood husband over 100 years later IM GONNA CRY THIS ISNT EVEN CLOSE TO CANON BUT :(

[lilacerull0]

🎵 (excited)

HEY MAIS 💜

malibu - hole

champagne problems - taylor swift

no surprises - radiohead

subterranean homesick blues - bob dylan

brain damage - pink floyd

Send me a “♫” and I will put my music on shuffle and give you a 5 song playlist

[fishyfishyfishtimes]

Deep sea benthic Miku

[river--ghost]

work all night on a drink of rum

daylight come and me wan go home

stack banana til the morning come

daylight come and me wan go home

come mr tallyman tally me banana

daylight come and me wan go home

come mr tallyman tally me banana

daylight come and me wan go home

lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch

daylight come and me wan go home

six foot seven foot eight foot bunch

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say day

me say day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

a beautiful bunch of ripe banana

daylight come and me wan go home

hide the deadly black tarantula

daylight come and me wan go home

lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch

daylight come and me wan go home

six foot seven foot eight foot bunch

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say day

me say day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

come mr tallyman tally me banana

daylight come and me wan go home

come mr tallyman tally me banana

daylight come and me wan go home

dayo

dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say day

me say day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

[inbabylontheywept]

my grandpa was a good man. and it really wasnt his fault - recreationally lying to kids is a proud family tradition - but he told me, once, that cutting a worm in half resulted in two worms.

i think he said it so i'd be more morally okay with fishing? i actually dont remember the context.

point was, he told me this, and he understimated (by a very large margin) how much i liked worms. i was a worm boy. very wormy. and after hearing that, i went home, and i dug through the garden, flipped over every rock, did everything i could to gather as many worms as i could, and then i uh.

i cut them all in half. every worm i could find. all of them. with scissors.

i then took this pile of split worms, and i put them in a box with a bit of lettuce and some water and stuff and went to bed expecting to double my worms overnight. i have math autism, so i had a vague understanding that if i did this just a few times in a row, i would eventually have a completely unreasonable amount of worms.

i was very excited to become this plane's worm emperor.

(i think i was...six?)

anyway, i did not become the inheritor of the worm crown. i instead woke up to a box of dead worms and cried. a lot. i got diagnosed with panic attacks as a teenager, but i think i had them as a kid, i just had no idea what they were. i was kind of processing that a.) i had killed what i had assumed was every single worm in my yard, and thus would have no more worms, and b). i was going to like, worm hell.

(six year babylon spent a lot of time worrying about god.)

so i kind of freaked out, and i climbed a tree, because god can only smite you if you're touching the ground (?) and i sat up there mostly inconsolable until my mom came out and asked, hey, what's up? what happened?

so i explained to her that i had killed all of the worms, forever, and was also Damned, and she took me to the compost pile, and we dug for all of five seconds and found like twenty more worms.

the compost pile was full of worms.

she then told me that a). there were more worms, and we could put them back under rocks and stuff and recolonize our yard and b). that one day, i would die, and go to heaven, and be able to talk to the worms face to face. that i'd be able to tell them all that i was very sorry, and that i killed them on accident, driven only by excessive Love, and that she was positive they would forgive me because worms have six hearts and no malice.

at that point, i think i was sixty percent tear-snot by weight, and i had no choice but to gather enough worms that i could hug them. which my mom helped with. and then after that she helped me put some worms back under each rock.

and for my epilogue: i spent a significant portion of my childhood in trees. and for many years after, even when my mom didnt know i was watching, i would catch her giving the space under the rocks a light spritz with the hose. not because she loved worms.

but because she loved me.

[apollos-boyfriend]

i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.

[mejkosmos]

whichever madman pointed out that the new rift on bill's body in the theraprism is meant to parallel ford's cracked glasses after he emerges out of the portal,,,, MY SOUL IS YOURS TO TAKE ANYDAY MY GOSH

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bonus !!

ford about bill:

bill about ford:

[assiraphales]

ryan reynolds: I want deadpool and wolverine to fuck

disney: no

ryan reynolds: I REALLY want deadpool and wolverine to fuck

disney: no

ryan:

disney: the bartender asks if they’re going to fuck or fight, there’s two intimate fight scenes including a car sex squabble where they stick their swords into each other all night long, there’s a joke about wolverines dick being in deadpools mouth, wolverine becomes deadpools live in boy toy & while he does help wade get back w his gf, he probably watches. and u get to make a pegging joke

ryan: SOLD!!

[etherealspacejelly]

me when the disability disables me: oh what the fuck? this sucks. what the hell man!

[wagner-fell]

If I was going to do anything in the bs that is the us military it would medical reserve because like, I could never live with the guilt of being a soldier

And yeah I'd only ever do it as a last resort for college money and only for the college money

Oooohhhhh okay i gotchu

Yeah I wasn’t saying that you were like some horrible person for considering going into the military, I know first hand how college debt can be debilitating, but I was just agreeing with Jaimie that the military system is shit and it’s crazy you have to consider joining it to afford college to help ppl

[mikufanclub]

ohhhhh okay