muscle-wank-bank

[yaboirezzy]

At last...someone else who understands the RGB Team /hj

[thecosmosproject]

Akko: Guys guys!! I found something!

{Rgb team looks over at Akko who's holding a very deadly creature}

Amanda: Akko.... WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?

Akko: His name's Jersey and I found him in the trash!

Lotte: A-Akko that isn't something that you should be picking up!!

Akko: He's friendly! Look at his adorable little face!!

Diana: Akko I advice you to place that down and back away slowly...

Akko: But- he's cute!! Jealous that I have a new pet?

Hannah: WE'RE SCARED FOR OUR LIVES YOU NITWIT!!

Barbara: Akko do as Diana says!!

Akko: Ugh, you people are so dramatic!

Constanze holding stanbot: That's a poisonous and chaotic creature Akko, drop it.

Akko, sticking her tongue out and hugging the creature: You guys are just jealous!

{In the next week Akko is in the nurse's office recovering from the poison}

Rgb team: ....

Akko: ....

Akko: It was so worth it

Diana: Oh my Beatrix..

Amanda: You mother f-

Lotte took off her glasses and pinched the bridge of her nose: Akko...

Sucy: Dumbass.

Hannah + Barbara: This is why we hate you.

[eepyism]

day 4! i decided on a road trip bc i love that trope way too much

[belivinginyourselfistherealmagic]

What if diakko apocalypse au needing to survive in an abandoned mall

Finding it's not so abandoned and finding the rest of the rgb team protected by a suspicious mentor called Ursula

That may or may not have started the apocalypse with a spell gone wrong

With the help of Croix

Feel free to add to this

[yumiyamazki]

*in RGB group chat*

Akko: guys, I think I have in some near

Hannah: you think you have what?

Akko: in some near

Hannah: the heck Is this?

Akko: you know when someone can't sleep?

Hannah: insonmia?

Akko: wait that's How you spell It?

Amanda: LMAO XD

Sucy: -_-

*Hannah left the chat*

Diana: tomorrow you'll have some lessons in my dorm

[achoirnevercomplete]

Good afternoon, I came across your post about the apocalypse of AU and was interested in what is happening with the rest of the members of the RGB teams? What do spirits do? Does it turn out that the spirits and the creature have become more dangerous and more evil (possessed by spirits will become more dangerous (like Jasminka?)) Will they create any organization to eliminate the creatures?

OMG TY FOR ASKING ABT THIS I LOVE THIS AU SM ANYWAYYS

lotte and sucy are currently doing most of the medical and childcare work in the group. whilst in the coma akko was with sucy for about 3 weeks until she was moved to a vacant dorm that was gaurded periodically. she would remain there for another month before she woke up.

amanda works in defense, she mostly gaurds akko while shes defenseless. jasminka handles most of the cooking, and her demon is only slightly stronger. it seems that so long as shes eating something its satisfied. constance handles technology. she found a way to get electricity at the bass and is currently working on getting cell towers functioning again.

hannah and barbara do scouting, turns out theyre very competent at finding resources. theyve spent some time looking for diana but to no avail. they wonder if shes even alive at this point.

spirits! the spirits are anybody who died to a creature or the missile, theyre restless and aggressive. there are a few at base who like to knock things over and move them around. they are connected to whatever they see is at fault for their death and wont be able to move on until they find peace.

i also wanna take some time to explain the creatures. since the missile, luna nova is gone. its replaced by this big mass of negativity. anything that goes near it is sucked in and either killed, or mutilated. it makes anything that goes near it an abomination, one that tries to kill anything it sees. this can be reversed, but the creature wont remember anything from its previous life. all it will do is sit and stare at the sun until it passes away from starvation, exhaustion, or dehydration.

on that note, pre-existing demons are either the same or only a little bit stronger. jas seems to be fine but they still have safety measures in place in case her demon takes over.

the group they have is more focused on survival, but getting rid of the creatures is definitely a priority

[lavmana]

Dianakko week 2021 let’s go!!!!

I’ve got chapters prepared for every day! And let me tell you, what I wrote for day 6 had GOT to be my absolute favourite. I don’t blame you for not reading it all, but if you read any chapter. Make sure you check me out on day 6!

If you want to check out everyone else’s amazing work, go follow @dianakko-week. They’re amazing and put a lot of effort into all of this.

you can find the first chapter of my series of one-shots here!  I love you all and can’t wait to see what everyone else has made. Let’s do this! ^^

[believingheart625]

What type of m i L k do the rgb members like

Please don’t skim by this post i’ll get straight to the pint. This is my first real ask of the rgb teams… Woohoo! I may lactose abilities of other writers but i will make up for it by using a whole lot of puns!!

Akko- Miruku. Do NOT question her. She will always tell you it’s 100% real milk.

Lotte- Strawberry Milk. let her be basic.

Sucy- unpopular opinion: milk is gross.

Amanda- yeehaw Borden’s Blueberry Cobbler Whole Milk.

Jasminka- c o n s u m e s   m i l k

Constanze- Caramel Milk is real.

Diana- Don’t let her fool you. She may try to explain why she does not drink milk because of scientific hoopla but in reality she drinks TruMoo any chance she gets! She can’t help but chuckle over the cow jokes/puns on the mini cartons. btw she drinks it with her dino nuggets

Hannah- *adds milk to tea* (she secretly likes to try and create milks such as Chocolate Marshmallow Milk)

Barbara- Tries Peep flavored Milk. Pretends she dislikes it. Absolutely loves it and chugs it whenever she can get her hands on it in private.

[dailydianakko]

What do the leaders of the RGB Teams like to do when they're either grouped together or just away from their teammates? (srry for spamming ur ask bx, ur one of few lwa blogs tht r really active ;v; )

No!!!! I love answering your asks! Part of my goal now is to get the LWA fandom wide awake again lol I just wish I had better skills than what I’m offering!

All three team leaders being together is usually damage control on Diana’s part, just pure damage control. Akko gets into trouble a lot and Amanda eggs her on, so both together is chaos. They raid the kitchens with Diana sprinting after them. But when Akko and Amanda both challenge Diana interesting results occur. Neither Amanda nor Diana can back down from a fight and both are super competitive. Akko regrets a lot when the fuse is lit.

Diana has stolen every single chair in Luna Nova just becuase Amanda has dared her. 47% of them are still in the basement of the school hidden. Amanda has sprinted up the highest tower with no magical assitance becuase Diana told her she couldn’t possibly make it. She ended up falling down half the tower stairs when she took a tumble near the top step. Akko is (to everyone’s surprise) the one who is the Voice of Reason when these two are at it. Rumor has it Professor Finnellan had a stroke when she saw Akko being responsible.

When they’re alone, Amanda goes broom flying and practices her tricks, Diana studies or helps professors (how thrilling), and Akko steals from the kitchens or makes things explode practices magic. Honestly being separated from their teams and having alone time is a rarity.

[bittertomato]

Tomato’s Fic Masterlist

It turns out that I’ve written more than I realize in this past year. So... here’s a masterlist of the main fics that I have and will have! I’ve even included a relative timeline. Format is subject to edit.

Mending Hearts series

RGB Team Second Year at Luna Nova

Heart of Iron {complete} - [ FFN ] [ AO3 ]

Heart of Steel {complete} - [ FFN ] [ AO3 ]

RGB Team Third Year at Luna Nova

smile for you {complete} - [ FFN ]  [ AO3 ]

Heart of Titanium {WIP} - [ FFN ] [ AO3 ]

RGB Team Fourth Year at Luna Nova

The Greatest Wish {complete} - [ FFN ] [ AO3 ]

Dianakko Week

Kaleidoscope {complete} - [ FFN ] [ AO3 ]

Timeless Oath {incomplete} - [ FFN ] [ AO3 ]

Miscellaneous

The Case of a Succubus {complete} - [ FFN ] [ AO3 ]

Holy Witch War (the one that never happened) {WIP} - [ FFN ] [ AO3 ]

Crossover with the Fate series

Collab with @idunscrewedup

The Prince and the Mouse {complete} - [ FFN ] [ AO3 ]

Hoping For a Christmas Miracle {complete} - [ FFN ] [ AO3 ] [ Tumblr ]

Secret Santa for Quantum for the LWA Secret Santa 2018

Leap Before You Think, Fall Into the Abyss {complete} - [ FFN ] [ AO3 ]

Secret Santa for Eliln for our personal Frands from Tungle group 2018

Tumblr Only

“Please I don’t know what I’d do without you” with Diakko

“I thought I lost you.” *hugs* with Chariox

NOT LWA

Loaded For Giraffe (when stars ignite firearms) {complete} - [ FFN ] [ AO3 ]

Shoujo Kageki Revue Starlight police!AU. Romance is present but not the main focus.

“Bandaging each others’ wounds” with Ace and Queen

Misaka Mikoto x Shokuhou Misaki from To aru Kagaku no Railgun

“Losing mind when partner is killed and charging in recklessly” with Hollstein

Laura Hollis x Carmilla Karnstein from Carmilla the Web Series

Chaldean Adventures: A Support Story {incomplete} [ 1 | 2 ]

Fate/Grand Order shenanigans

Collab with @the-wandering-quill

[cadoized]

tag thing

tagged by @in-a-state-of-trance thnk u bb

Rules: tag 20 (or so) people you want to get to know better

Nicknames: online? caddy. i have countless irl  Star sign: Pisces

Height: been a few months since i checked but last checked i was 5′2″ 

Last thing I googled: german words starting with f

Favourite music artist: dont have a single favourite, but i’ve been a fan of P!NK for years

Song stuck in my head: well now its ‘raise your glass’ gdi 

Last movie I watched: watched LWA again last night with mum. she liked it!

Last TV show I watched: the first episode of asoue, but i didnt like it that much

What are you wearing right now: blue jeans and a “people like grapes” shirt

When did you create your blog: cousin convinced me back in 2011

What kind of stuff do you post: general shitposting, fandom stuff, idk

Do you have any side blogs: one nsfw one 

Do you get asks regularly: not really, no. only on tpoh-confessions which i mod

Why did you choose your URL: A=1 B=2. you figure out the rest

Gender: female

Hogwarts house: in the official tests ive always been a slytherin

Pokemon team: mystic bc i like blue. though they seem to be rather snobby =V

Favourite colour: blue/grey

Average hours of sleep I get: on a good night? maybe 6-8. but most of the time its 4-6

Lucky number: uuuh...i had a good time when i was 14 so probably that

Favourite characters: Alfendi Layton, Souda Kazuichi, Guzma, Wheatley, Schierke, Guts, RGB, Hero, Undyne, Flowey, QROW, Jaune, lots of others probably

How many blankets do you sleep with: one doona. i overheat really easily.

Dream job: wildlife rescuer/animal rescue in general, or character designer/concept artist/animator/voice actor

Following: 404 people

wont tag too many people cause i dont wanna be a nusiance: @nacklenore @cynwrig @ommanyte @the-soul-eater-alchemist

[yaboirezzy]

Rare LWA Poster someone found

[thecosmosproject]

Amanda: Hey, let’s mess with Sucy , guys!

Amanda: Hey, Sucy , your momma so fat-

Sucy: My mom committed multiple war crimes and is now locked in solitary confinement in a Bolivian prison.

Hannah: Well, uh- your dad-

Sucy: My father left when I was two to be captured and consequentially sacrificed by a group of feral ferrets.

Akko: The fuck-

Amanda: Well then...

Hannah: Stop, Amanda!

Amanda: Your grandparents so-

Sucy: My grandmother floated into the sky like a balloon with too much helium when my grandfather spontaneously combusted.

Sucy: You cannot best me, mortals.

[yaboirezzy]

rgb team propaganda for my cousin who hasn't seen the show

[yaboirezzy]

The Official LWA Fandom Documentary

[yaboirezzy]

rewatching little witch academia and the madagascar franchise at the same time is a mistake