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crimeronan · 1 year ago

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i'm very unlikely to be able to make this work which is why i'm posting about it instead of writing it but. i DESPERATELY want a bit in a princess luz AU fic wherein amity is just kinda like listen. luz. look. i honest to god don't care if you killed your dad. it's FINE. we ALL want to murder our parents sometimes. and i'm not just saying that because i don't want you to kill me too even though it would be so awesome for you not to kill me too

and luz, who is still in friendly princess-empress mode, which is VERY DIFFICULT for her to turn off in front of anyone other than hunter, is like whaaaat!! noo haha :) why would i do that :) i had an extremely normal well-adjusted childhood alongside my hunter :) i'd never Need to kill my dad :)

and amity is like. [head in hands] luz. listen. people who had normal well-adjusted childhoods don't openly have panic attacks every time their hunter is further than a whole entire two hallways away,

#if hunter's around he immediately cuts in with 'how would you know that. you're not exactly a model of well-adjusted childhood yourself'#which has a 50/50 chance of pissing amity off enough to distract her and make her forget what they were originally talking about #STUNNING use of diplomacy and manipulation. that said i don't think amity ever WOULD bring it up in front of hunter #it would have to be a private moment when she doesn't feel like the convo would be an uphill battle #i can't find a place or circumstances to make this work exactly. But I Want It #toh #princess luz au #shitty idiot repression gang #horrible mindscape trauma pals #and who is that other witch #lumity #luz pretending she hasnt done murder to both of her endgame life partners who FULLY know she did murder #remains so compelling and occasionally hilarious to me. babygirl give it up it's OKAAAYYYY

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