#luv my cuntry

[sildenafil-the-plug]

Afternoon. luv me wife, luv me grog, luv me cuntry. Simple as.

[glugglugs]

Whoah!! Get a load of that tie! It's a different colour!

[nepalsaysrawr]

The sequal (as translated from the original spanish from the botched authobiography of Carlos II):

Hi I'm Carlos II (u guyz can call me carlitos), great grandson of this magnificent 1500s basterd. I have long strawberry blonde hair and big blue fancy orbs that shimmer in the sunlight (I HATE DA SUN SO MUCH!!!!11111) and a lot of people say I look like a fuccing butched chili pepper (yes it is, im sooo ugly). I'm not related to Inbred Jed, but I wish I wuz coz he's liek mi, inbred an all dat. im a monarch, and i rule a cuntry kalled spein and all uv its vast territrys, inclooding da filipins (luv u papa)! i live in a nice palas in madrid with my mami and brudder and wyf maria luisa. maria luisa is soooo hot i wanna maek inbred royal babiezz goood. Ppl h8 mi, cuz im an edgelord and stuff. Da reason why im an edgelord iz coz i leik to wear blk. Rite now im wering black dublet with stiff rough, blak keyp, blk breachez, whyt stkkings, and blk high hils. every1 n der modder ran away frum me.

Hi my name is Philip II the Prudent and I have short dark blonde hair that changes colour based on historical interpretation (that’s how I got my name) that’s balding and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Charles V (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to the Pope but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a Habsburg but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a king, and I lead a country called Spain (it’s the 16th century). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. For example today I was wearing a black shirt with matching lace ruff around it and a black breeches, black stockings and black boots. I was walking outside El Escorial. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of Protestants stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

[likeallbeforeyou]

was making another voice recording to send to my friends and it didn't save which im ok with because i sounded way too cuntry at some points... a bit embarrassing luv

[tabitha2]

#redo #red state red pill red girl #all-American ex-lesbian #vote for big dicks big guns #i need a hard Man in charge #Cuntry pride #love USA #i feel so damn good as my Daddy’s ex-dyke daughter #pickup truck bitch #love it cowgirl #i do it reverse cowgirl #flyover conservative bar babe #save a horse ride a cowboy #cowboy butts drive me nuts #born to be ridden #girl pride #feminine and patriotic #vote for Men #support Men #be a cheerleader in your skirts #give a holler if you love getting boned right #blast me with your love missile #fine eyes hair smile whole damn package #bigger boobs for the boys #my heroines are housewives #God and the Marines defend this house #i’m wet for Him #vote with your cunt #think what Men tell u #turned on by muscles spunk deep voices & He-Man sweat #as God intended #feminine female #Christian #conservative #Southern Baptist #cheerleader #athletic supporter #i love honor respect and obey my Husband #straight pride #proud girl #str8girl pride #hard work from strong Men built this Cuntry #stand by your Man #love all Men #be a good girl for Daddy #Big Daddy #pray praise worship obey #proud athletic supporter #go team #luv Dick #bigger the letter the tighter my sweater #He’s such a hunk #such a stud #got my vote

[tabithak]

#bit more on this #Cuntry girl #sexxy stupid #cant spell need a Man luv my Cuntry 💖💖

[ve0]

2000s pop music all over the globe! - pick one country to find songs from for all 6 populated continents-

pick one video to watch

if there are no qualifiying or avalible music choices from the country, pick the second alt choice

write a review for the song

enjoy the vibes! i mostly chose this challenge because I wanted to listen to songs like ddr songs which I haven't really found in america, and since ddr chose a lot of foreign songs mostly from eurasia, i picked those countries first, but since im really intrested in the 2000s all over the globe it would be fun to listen to everything even if it isnt like ddr anyways SLAYYYYY

North America

choices :

Dominican Republic ; ive really been intrested in the dr lately so this is obvi lol but also i remember seeing that there were pop songs from there? i was really worried with north america with this challenge since it has relatively few countries compared to others, and since the carribean is third world there would be less recorded options, but hopefully this isn't the case lol

Jamaica ; also intrested in jamaica, and since jamaican music is really popular and important to global music they would be more likely to be recorded

Canada ; ok so if both are a flop then Canada, ms gworl produced a noteworthy amount of pop and pop punk artists during y2k so i know that there would be SOMETHING like ofc Avril. if i do have 2 pick it i hope that i can find off the radar female artists like back of a degrassi or flop 2000s movie filmed in toronto artist

2. South America

choices (this was rlly hard GURLLLLLLL also fuck paraguay i didnt even know yall had internet access)

brazil ; ok so i picked brazil bc i knew that besides columbia it was the option that would probably have the most recorded music since its one of the biggest cuntries in south america, thats basically it lol this might be a flop but im praying also hoping 4 afrolatina JINSOUL LATINA also festivale music

Venezuela ; gurl i didnt even KNOW venezuela did liek anything movies tv music wise bc i thought it was like a wasteland of modern art SORRY THAT SOUNDS SO RUDE BUT I DIDNT KNOW THEY COULD LIEK DO THAT LIKE I THOGUHT AT MOST THEYD IMPORT SHIT but on imdb i saw they made telenovelas so im curious so even if brazil comes up with stuff which i think it will i still wanna see venezuela like im curious mamas lets research

argentina ; this was between argentina chile or columbia but i chose argentina bc its pretty big and i think luisa is argentinian and i think she mentioned a rebelde series being released there soooooo yeah im curious

3. Africa

choices (also this was literally the photo used in like taylor tots LMAO)

Nigeria ; for a while i've been intrested in nigeria in the 2000s like nollywood and stuff so i hope i can find music online, Africa is one of the hardest continents for me to research bc so much i think wont be online or there wont be pop music but #trust

egypt ; i rlly didnt want 2 do egypt because sources might be rlly muddied but oh well girl also i wanted like niche curly headed arab girl i thot was a twink y2kunt vibes but i need to like not focus on vibes too much like vibes r ruining my life gurl

angola ; gurl idk what angola is i just wanted a southern african country i miight not even pick it tho like ACTUALLY i will tho idk

4. Europe

choices (no comments bc yt ppl piss me off)

germany ; 90s german rave but i hate the 90s so y2k geran wave carameldansen vibe

sweden ; j**meela and carameldansen idk i luv the europop y2k vibe so ddr so pussystunt as play is swedish

Romania LITHUANIA or Finland (flip a coin) ; for romania its like the ran dan weaboo in eastern europe white woman in dreads winx club venezuelan dollar store music vibe and for finland it was VIBESSSSSSSSSS might be too similar to sweden tho so idk (ok so like since idrk bout Romania for this like not in like general but for this specific thing journey idk girl I picked Lithuania! even if theres nothing itll still be fun 2 look! also i remember there being something else I wanted to see but I can't for the life of me remember and im not even that bothered like I am Europe-d OUt rn)

5. BLASIA

choices (i wanted 2 pick like countries from all over thats all i have to say gurl)

Thailand ; the OGGGGGG ill watch the video i saved im like super excited for this girl also hope to see a les deaux boy

kahzakstan? + Taiwan ; there genuinely might be like NOTHING but i hope there is like it seems fun! I've had Taiwan down for literally so long i should've added it a LONG time ago! anyways not too many thots but since im still really not sure is Kahzakstan will have anything I think Taiwan is more likely to be fruitful

malaysia + Indonesia ; ok there might also be nothing butttttt i hope so lol girl idk if theres nothing ill add bangladesh - ok since I think I meant Indonesia in the first place and that I want to learn some Indonesian im adding it - also not sure if Bangladesh willl have anything but if it does SLAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

6. Oceania

choices (ok so for wuhu island ill narrow it down bc theres less countries and most of them dont have like the first world culture and access so ill have like,,,,, two? if i add more than like idk girl like idk)

Australia ; ok so i worried about like idk what to do girl likkkeeeeee theres not a lot of options and i dont want to pick obvious aussie land but girl idgaf anymore!!!!!!!!!! im super intrested in 2000s australia and im tired of niche y2k shit like i love the decade so much and i want 2 explore as much of it as i can anyways i think the veronicas are aussie and another one but thats rlly all i have so im curious also rose naurrrrr cleaurrrrrr

new zealand (maybe) ; idk how to feel about this bc i might not find much but i dont think ill even limit it 2 y2k songs like im just curious

guam, samoa ; since the countries in oceania besides aussie and kiwi are so small i dont think ill find much but i also dont think ill limit it to 2000s also i wanna ask around for music recs like im so intrested in oceania like slayyyyyyyyyyy

AND IM FINALLY DONE GIRL

ok so anyways i hope i have as much fun as possible with this and ill make an essay for each continent and i think its too late to do all of them but ill try! k thanks bye

[vviciously]

i luv playing classy because it suits me until i open my mouth n im just a cuntry idiot

[i-wanna-fly-away]

Sooo I've been tagged and I didn't know so like sorry😭😭👌😅

Anyway I saw it like todayand i spent on this post more thime than i do outside anyway I was like FUCK IT might as well anwser it cuz otherwise it's gonna bother the living shit out of me

Nicknames:

Don't really have them the only ones I have is from my soulmate he likes to call me little pumpkin and drew a small pumpkin for me

Zodiac:

I'm a gemini born 28/5/

Height:

168cm(idk how much that is in feet?)

Time:

8.11pm

Fav band/artist:

Twenty-one pilots hands down + bts

Song stuck in my head:

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Last movie I saw:

Alex Strangelove

Last thing I googled:

My school website cuz I needed to make sure about time and date of stuff

Other blogs:

/

Do I get asks:

Nope would want some tho

Why did I choose my username:

I love the name and it sounds like Mayah or may(the month I was born) and I really like those names and the number is the day my birthday is so..

Following:

1804 blogs

I know I have a problem so don't even comment on it and the number will likely change cuz this shit is taking me forever

Average amount of sleep:

I try 8 hours or 7 but realistically it like 5-4 hours and on school days is even less and on the weekend I sometimes get a little bit of sleep or none

Lucky number:

0, 2, 4, 5, 6, 8, 28

What I'm wearing;

A big black hoodie with the hood on, black leggings and black socks(I love to wear black ok)

Dream job:

Something to do with art, history, traveling, chemistry, geography, philosophy,music( it doesn't have to have everything I just listed but at least have one aspect of it would be cool)

Dream trip:

Japan,south Korea,China(basically all the Asian cuntries),Russia,U.S., Canada, Africa

Everywhere really I like to travel but I still can't cuz I have don't have the money and I would like to first finish what I'm studying and then maybe go abroad and learn there more just gain more experience and knowledge

Fav food:

Noodles, pizza, kebab,uhhhhh idk really I'm not really picky

But the only way you're gong to make me eat fish is with a lot of ranch and I mean A LOT of it

Play any instruments:

Piano 2 years would really like to learn guitar and maybe start learning the piano again

Hair colour:

Sandy blond but I have coloured my hair in to like a real colour but the colour haired so I'm going just on blue idk what shade yet

Eye colour:

Gray but it really depends on the lightning cuz sometimes it looks blue sometimes it's like green-blue-ish and shit idk really it's fucking annoying to figure it out

Fav song:

Fuck there are to many of them so idk man like

Charli xcx-i need ur luv,famous....

Lorde- the loveclub..

Nail horan- slow hands

Bts-run,save me, first loves ,cypher part2....

Troye silvan-youth, wild, happy little pill,...

HYUKOH- panda bear,LOVE YA!(really good song btw) citizen Kane,MASITNONSOUL,Wi Ing Wi Ing....

Uhhhh to many artist I like and listen to them I could make a separate like post about the bands/artists I listen to.... would be a long like A LONG ASS FUCKING LIST THO

Languages u speak:

Slovenian(native),english,german(crap at it tho-> at school we are required to learn it/it's killing me tho) and just random stuff from other languages that I won't bother to tipe them all soo fuck that

Random fact:

I love to read and by that I mean I'm OBSESSED and I have a problem because of it.

Also I'm pale as fuck like PALE like the unhealthy kind the one were in like vampire stiries are like

'He was pale as paper but hot as fuck tho'

Or something like that

Describe your fantasy:

Idk what this implies but I have no idea how to write so I'm not gonna even try cuz this post is like long as fuck already it doesn't need to be longer

I tag:

@jake-sol @gentle-art @accio-shitpost @nicokont @imjustbandtrash22 @twentzy--dun--fandoms @thatblobfishfeel @phan-killjoy-emo-trash @the-last-avenger @bookworm3741 @suga-jaguar @tornadoxx @colourless-colourr @ship-army @meisyree @mamaopal @slytherin-theanxiety-pickle @preciously-precocious @the-kitsune-kid @sunshine-flipside

Uggg idk man I literally tagged at the people who lied/rebooted my post doo like idk 😅😅😂😂

I'm an idiot

Thanks again for tagging me @snazzy-rc sorry I didn't do it sooner.. really really sorry and for the LONG ASS POST BUT IDFK

About Me Tag

I haven’t been keeping up with my tags but I noticed I was tagged so I decided why not? Thank you, @sweetymutant for tagging me!

Rules: answer these questions then tag 20 blogs you’d like to know better

Nickname: I dont really have a nickname because my name is so short but my family calls me Fuffy because of my big, poofy hair and some friends will joke and say “Reh-nah”

Zodiac: I’m a Leo. Born August 2

Height: ABout 5′6

Time: 2:56PM

Fav band/artist: I Love Panic! At the disco

Song STuck in my head: Saturday Night by Panic! I also had High Hopes stuck in my head this morning

Last Movie I saw: I dont watch movies often so I really don’t know but I want to say The Interns

Last thing I googled: “French pronounciation so hard pls help” and honestly this could not reflect my personality more

Other Blogs Ive had several blogs but I deleted my last two sides blogs then made them again but haven’t posted anything yet

Do I get asks: Once in a blue moon

Why did I choose my username: Ive changed my username so many times but I chose this one because I’d say snazzy a lot and my first and middle initials are rc 

Following: 266 blogs. I followed about 1,000 on my last bog

Average amount of sleep: Since it’s summer i’ll base this on the amount of sleep I get duRing the summer which is about 8 hours

Lucky number: 3 or 7

What I’m wearing: I’m still in my pjs: boxer shorts and a t-shirt

Dream Job: Someone who travels the world or a language professor

Dream Trip: Currently (cuz it changes all the time) either to Paris or Amsterdam

Fav food: Enchiladas!

Play any instruments: Alto sax but I’d love to learn how to play piano and soprano sax

Hair coulour: Brown but on the darker side. My parents say my hair is blonde but it’s so thick the only way it looks blonde is when it’s  an individual strand in the sun and then it looks more red

Eye Colour: Blue

Fav song: Currently, High Hopes by panic

Languages you speak: English (native) but I’m learning Spanish and French and Italian and Swedish low-key

Random Fact: I look very white even though I’m Mexican because my dad is super duper white and my mom is Mexican so I kinda grew up with the Mexican culture but kinda not…

Describe your fantasy: snow falls like a blanket over the ground, it crunches under your feet as you walk through the woods and snow flakes land in your hair. When you return home it is dark but the lights inside emit a warm glow and the fire crackles in the fireplace. You take off your coat and snow boot as the snow in your hair melts and relish in the warmth of the room with soft yellow walls. You pick up your book and lean against the couch. Your cat curls up in your lap and you read. This is peace.

I tag: @multilingual-musings @rhysandsrevenge @acourtofabsandillyrians @darksoulessmonster @romanthewriter @mei-chan28 @procrastinating-polyglot @peachyboy-studies @spanishbookworm @mellowshell @rhysand-highlord @kittensartsbooks @asian-high-faerie @sannisideup

[tabitha2]

#fat Tabi #thxgiving piggy #hot fat dumb fun #ex-lesbian rapebait #assfuck hucow #slow holes #hardfucked licktard #disgraced dyke #fuck me right there at the table #big cow tits out for all to see #pound me like the meat i am #cumslut #covered in Man gravy #i luv 2b dum #turned on by rough use #molest me #fuck me straight #bang out my feminism #obese holes #asking for Real Men to degrade me lower me use me to breed the next generation of sluts #i am so embarrassed to come out to my family as str8 stupid fat white trash #Cuntry values