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"work wife"???? But not actual wife??
LOL no not actual wife! Both the work wife and I have actual husbands instead 🤭🤭 And my husband is JUST as crazy as I am and WILL do farther daytrips like the absolute insane mans he is! Which is one of the MANY reasons I married him--his weirdness matches my weirdness 💖💖💖💖💖
As a fun fact, the craziest day trip/road trip we have done: we went to IKEA about two ish hours away. Came home, realized upon unloading new bedframe that he had misplaced his wallet somewhere. So what did we do?
WELL IKEA was closed but you bet your ass we got BACK in the car and drove BACK to the pit stop (an hour?? ish?? away??) that VERY night and checked the trash there and asked the people inside (who were sups friendly! They checked the tapes for us and everything!) if they'd seen it. They hadn't! So, we drove BACK home and the next day, after work, we yeeted ourselves into the car and drove BACK to ikea to see if they had it
AND THEY DID!
He was so relieved and then we had IKEA hot dogs for dinner, his treat bc he had his wallet again 🤭🤭🤭 (they are pretty good but costco ones I think deffs are better!)
BUT YEAH. My actual spouse is just as unhinged as I am and I love him about it 😍😍😍😍😍😍
#dani answers#wizardshark#BUT YEAH!#anyway i get that a lot of people are like 'work spouse culture is literally insane and weird' and that is CORRECT#it CAN BE! and rest assured that we are NOT#tbh a good like 30% of our time spent together is gushing about our spouses lol#anyway she's so fucking cool it's not even funny and when i told her that she was like WHAT i am NOT cool YOU'RE cool#and i was like DING DONG YOU ARE WRONG and then friendship lol#she is very cool tho. she calls richard chard#he and i think it's fucking HILARIOUS#she's so cool and talented and i miss her bc we haven't hung out in like WEEKS bc of the horrors (i keep getting SICK)#and also bc her department moved back to the building they were in post-reno. so we didn't lunch as per the usual bc she was busy aF#and she's going on vacay for like two weeks now#she's so sweet too! she got me skin tone markers for my BDAY! i'd mentioned it off hand once or twice and this bitch REMEMBERED#her husbando is also v funny lol. gr8 cook too! and a gossipy little guy which is HILARIOUS bc so is chard lmao#anyway sorry for going off in the tags!! i have been home sick too long and am LOSING IT#if im not well enough for work tomorrow i'm gonna explode. i cant keep doing NOTHING it's driving me BATTY#(but at least I'm feeling better and resting up and such lol)
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Grabbed the last SADbois travel pass holder at the Noitamina shop and cafe. PHEW
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SLIGHTLY LONG RANT BECAUSE I CURRENTLY HATE EVERYTHING AND BECAUSE I'M STARVING 🥹🥹🥹
Because i finally have the courage to post it bunny needs help 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
Hello friends, it me after two years since I last posted (i guess 🤔) but I've been struggling a lot lately. The reason i temporarily quit drawing for my 99+ husbandos is because I'm working part time job day and night and hell i never felt so depressed and stressed, like ahhhh i want to run away especially when I heard my parents that there's almost nothing left in ther wallets and my dad's bank account plus they still have loans (because of my college) 😭😭😭 gosh real world os scaryyyy especially when you have no moneyyyy and i still have a solid 22k pending on my account in the university *cries, punches the ground and kicks Gilbert's ass* i couldn't enroll unless i paid it but my parents didn't have and i couldn't focus on my commissions, too 😭 my measly 300 daily salary is not enough and everything is just so freaking expensive i couldn't even afford my own lunch anymore 🥹🥹🥹🥹 I'm sticking with water, my salary is not enough to cover my daily expenses, my food, and transportation, plus part time hiring jobs ARE FREAKING SCAMMMMMMMM!!! THEY ALMOST GOT ME I'M SO ANGRY!! I thought they're putting me in a cafe to work but its a DAMN NETWORKING and forcing me to PAY 14,000 SOMETHING WHEN I LITERALLY GOT NOTHING. THEY WON'T LET ME OUT OF THE OFFICE UNLESS I SAY YES AND JOIN THEM BUT THANKFULLY I GOT OUT ALIVE (i told them I'm going to ask my parents for money and left, but i never came back 🤣) 😭😭😭😭 my last fare was spent for nothing 🗿*sniffs* and here i am tonight, asking for a little help 🥲 I've never done this before and I'm super duper embarrassed but i have no choice, all of this will go to my tuition fees, my rent (my roommate left and quit 😞 now i only have my cat emma with me) every single dollar will help me and my family. The rest I'm going to give them to my parents while i still continue working and study at the same time 🥹🥹 i didn't add more amount, I'm too embarrassed to do it, its almost 30k and majority will go to my college fees andm rent and cat food, the remaining will go to my parents especially my mom
Here's the link. It's the only fundraising website i found available in our country 🥹 recommended by my fellow struggling artist @rhodolitianarchduchess 🥹. I'm still embarrassed to do this, I've never done this before. Friends, you're all encourage to donate, any amount is fine for me friends. My fellow wives of ikemen guys and besties 🥺🥺❤️ I'm going to list all of your names and show it to my parents that there are still good hearted people out there 🥺
https://gogetfunding.com/please-help-me-for-my-tuition-fee-a-little-help-is-big-enough-for-my-dreams/ 🥹
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Brother vs Sister
C/w: Unhealthy behavior, probably OOC Ayato Kamisato, yandere Ayato Kamisato, some Ayaka takes over in the meantime, fem reader A/n: So this part technically happens before Fear of Cucumbers, as evident by how you address your blue-haired husbando in this series :3 Basically, you have been wanting to meet your sister-in-law for a while now, and unbeknownst to you, she has been wanting to meet you as well~ Masterlist
It is often noted that the daily affairs of the Kamisato clan are usually kept under wraps for privacy reasons, and not to mention, for safety reasons. However, there are rumors among the servants that even the internal affairs are privy but to a select few.
“It is said that in marriage, one is not only married to their spouse but to their family as well,” you eloquently say as you place pieces of the various entrees on the table onto your bowl of rice. “When should I expect to be meeting your sister, Husband?”
“All in due time, my dear,” your husband answers, copying your actions. “And please, do address me as Ayato when we are in private at least.
And for the few months into your marriage now, that is how your conversation would go whenever the topic of siblings came up over your breakfasts, lunches, and dinners. Nowhere.
You, who have been born and raised as a single child, have never desired a sibling since you’ve the luxury of getting along with your many cousins from the other branches. Nevertheless, you possessed the knowledge of the existence of a sibling of your husband (who you’ve only had a glimpse of at your wedding ceremony), and considering she is the only family he has left in the Kamisato clan, wouldn’t it make sense for the wife to at least be acquainted? Especially since you and her are both the only women of the Kamisato clan now, after all.
“Is that so, Husband?”
“It is so, Wife. My apologies, I will let you know when the time is right.”
As much as you want to prod and provoke your husband until he gives up the details, you have kept your place in fear of accidentally breaking the role of playing the obedient and quiet wife. You could go see her yourself, since she does just live on the premises on the other side of the Kamisato Estate, but first impressions are extremely important and you would not like to embarrass yourself in front of the esteemed Lady Kamisato.
“Alright,” you acquiesce, keeping in mind not to click your tongue in annoyance.
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The Yashiro commissioner and young lord of the Kamisato clan remains a mysterious figure to the public, unlike his sister, known as the beloved Shirasagi Himegimi, who maintains both the internal and external affairs. Her public image is the model of perfection, one who trains well both in the matters concerning the blade and the brush with the elegance of an egret.
Ching! Clash! Swoop! Clang!
A sword goes flying backwards and lands on the dirt.
“It seems the white heron is distracted,” Ayato teases, pointing his sword at his defeated opponent. There is not a drop of sweat on him to be seen.
Ayaka reaches down and grabs her fallen sword, brandishing towards him with vigor and determination. Beads of sweat lay on her forehead, though it only adds a dewy essence to her dignified appearance. “It seems I am, would you like to know why?”
His eyes widen as he tilts his head in curiosity, his sword lowering. “I do. What is the matter?”
Ayaka follows his lead by lowering her own sword before clearing her throat. “Brother. When, oh when, will I finally get to meet my dear sister-in-law?”
Crack.
There it is again, Ayaka notes as she watches her brother. The calm mask of her brother cracks whenever anyone mentions his wife, no matter who it is. Isn’t it strange how he seems to hide her away from the outside world by utilizing every method in the book?
Ayaka thinks so, and thus this mysterious lady in her brother’s personal life has led her to come up with a couple of theories.
The first one requires you to be one of those shy wives who is scared of everyone, but then that sort of person would be too soft for Ayato and also unbefitting of a daughter of the Holy Dogs. Theory debunked.
The second one entails that you must be a wicked vixen who has somehow charmed your way into Ayato’s heart and is simply manipulating him into having the west wing all to yourself before taking over the entire estate eventually! This also goes with the odd fact that he’s personally reduced the staff— which means you can play behind his back as you please!
There are two things wrong with this theory. If you were playing behind his back, since you’re not allowed out of the estate, it would make more sense for you to have an all-male staff at your fingertips instead of a small all-female entourage. Unless you liked girls… but if you could charm Ayato then Ayaka was sure there would be rumors.
Secondly, if not men then perhaps she would have caught wind of some ridiculously high purchases you’ve made without permission or perhaps some complaints from the staff themselves, or Thoma! But no, everything is running smoothly as per usual. And above all, Ayaka knows better than anyone that Ayato completely dislikes someone with a manipulative personality (like him). So you couldn’t be like that…
What the young miss of the Kamisato clan wants to know above all else is what kind of qualities led to this mischievous brother of hers to hand-picked you himself out of the hundreds of viable brides that many branches had thrown at them? You both live in the same estate, after all! How is it possible that she hasn’t been able to encounter you at least once??? It has been months since you’ve been married to Ayato!
“As I have said before, (Y/n) is still getting used to living with us. I fear a one-on-one meeting may be too much for her at the moment,” Ayato explained calmly. “That is why I have secluded the west wing for her.”
She pouts before an idea pops into her head. “Oh! Then, you should join us during our meeting, Brother! That way, she’ll feel comfortable with me, won't she?”
He shakes his head. “She is still getting used to my presence. Do understand. I will let you know when she is ready.”
“Oh… alright,” Ayaka said.
Little did Ayato know, the young miss would not take this answer lying down.
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The soft bristles of your hairbrush glides down each and every strand of your hair, like a calm waterfall flowing over a cliff. You take a breath every time you lift the brush and release upon the end of your hair, allowing only tranquil thoughts to fill your mind.
The best locations for finding the best onikabuto are in Inazume City, Kujou Encampment, the Sacred Sakura Shrine, the Serpent’s Head and High Village, Seirai Village, and Tatarsuna. Hm, those places are too far from here. Should I start a beetle farm on the estate…?
Knock! Knock! Knock!
“Lady Kamisato, may we come in?”
You place down the brush and turn towards the sliding doors of your personal room. “Who are ‘we’?”
“A maid and your new lady-in-waiting.”
Oh. Your lady-in-waiting. You pat your heated cheeks as you remember the bridge incident from several days ago. Ever since the day you suddenly found your husband’s hands to be… scandalous, you’ve avoided his presence, even during the times you’d join for eating. Of course, your husband has found this predicament to be less than satisfactory (oh, if only you knew how much). Unfortunately for him, he’s been swamped with governmental duties regarding the upcoming festivals and other events. And thus, through blackmailing as per usual, he has assigned a personal attendant to watch over you in his stead.
“Come in.”
The two ladies come in, closing the door behind them. One of them you recognize by face, with brown hair neatly tucked into a bun underneath the maid headdress and overall, ordinary features. The other a complete stranger, with grey-blue eyes and loose strands of light blue hair poking out of her maid headdress. While the former is holding her head up with confidence as a Lady’s maid should, the latter is holding her head down like she has something to hide.
“Permission for introductions, Lady Kamisato,” asks the maid you recognize.
Your eyes slightly narrow. “Yes, you may.”
The speaking maid presents the shy maid with a slight push from the back, forcing the shy maid to take a step forward. She finally lifts her head and your eyes widen.
She’s… very cute. Clear skin, round silver-blue eyes, delicate features— if you weren’t the wife of Ayato Kamisato, you would have immediately bowed before the princess-like woman and begged her to let you take a picture of her for you to keep. Except that you are, and such behavior would be frowned upon, so you simply cover the bottom half of your face with a fan.
Ayaka, disguised in a maid’s uniform she snatched from one of the laundry baskets, examines you fully. Hiding behind a fan… must be a sign of possessing hidden intentions, she thinks. She purses her lips and curtsies before you. “Pleased to meet you, Lady Kamisato. Br- Your husband has assigned me to be your Lady-in-Waiting.”
You nod. “Pleased to meet you. And what is your name?”
“Aya- mi. Ayami!” Ayaka stutters, hoping you didn’t notice.
You don’t notice, even with the sight of her light-blue hair peeking out of the maid’s hat. “Ayami,” you repeat, politely smiling. “Call me, (Y/n).”
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Crash!
“Oh no! I-I’m so sorry!”
You turn from the window and look in surprise at the cracked bowl. “Are you alright, Ayami?”
“Yes, Lady Kamisato…” Ayaka nods, choking back her tears as she kneels down and carefully cleans up the mess she’s made.
Being a lady and being a maid are two opposing roles one does not usually find oneself playing in this society. Being the elegant and socially-adroited young miss of the Kamisato clan, she has had no problems negotiating with potential partners or dealing with difficult nobles. Helping a lady dress, balancing a tray with a bowl of rice and miso soup, maintaining silent footsteps at a consistent pace from the door towards your personal dining table, are more difficult and frustrating tasks than any target she has ever swung a sword at.
“Ouch!”
Noticing the young maid accidentally knick herself with a piece of porcelain, you quickly rush over from the window and kneel nearby, careful of the cracked mess, and hold her hand. “Don’t mind the mess, come here.”
You take her to your makeup table, pull open a drawer, and take out a bandage roll small enough to wrap around her injured thumb.
“Thank you, Lady Kamisato…” Ayaka says, looking between her thumb and you bashfully.
“You’re welcome,” you politely smile, patting her hand. “Take your time, okay? There’s no rush.”
How can a maid be so clumsy? Is she really just a maid? you think.
Ayaka nods. “Mm.”
Is she just pretending to be nice or is she saving face because she knows Brother is watching her? she thinks.
You go back to looking out towards the window, which prompts Ayaka to offer to go outside, which makes you perk up.
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Dressed in your outgoing attire, you click your tongue and cross your arms.
“Lady Kamisato? Is something the matter? What are we looking at, if I may ask?”
“Indeed,” you confirm under your breath, glaring at the wall. “It seems my husband is far more evil than expected.”
Evil? Brother? “Whatever do you mean, Lady Kamisato?” Ayaka probes.
You had accidentally spoken aloud but considering she’s your lady-in-waiting under Ayato’s command, then you might as well pass along the message. You look towards her with a pout and point at the wall. “That’s right! See this! This wall used to be covered in vines! And now he’s burned it all away. For no good reason! Ayato is a bad man! A bad man!”
Childish? Yes. Warranted? Oh, absolutely.
According to Ayato, the main reason the vines on the furthest wall of the Kamisato Estate’s garden was burned and cut down was because it proved far too dangerous. Assassins and other hired attackers could easily access the gardens through this area. And Ayaka makes a point to explain this to you.
To which you politely reply, “That is some dog poop.”
“Eh?”
“You must’ve heard from him, right?” you accuse. “How I keep trying to escape this place? That’s why he sent you to keep a watch over me.”
Eh, really? “Why- I mean, isn’t that a good thing? Br- Lord Kamisato making sure you’re safe?”
You place your hands on your hips. “In a way, yes. But also no. Truth be told, Ayami. Your boss, my husband, is keeping me trapped here.”
“Trapped?”
“That’s right! I don’t know what is wrong with that man. He won’t leave me alone, he- he-” The memory of how his arms felt while carrying you in a princess hold floats into your mind. You immediately shake your head and rid yourself by bringing up another related topic. “And he won’t let me meet his sister at all for some reason! I’ve asked every single maid on my staff and none of them can give me a straight answer! Is she so scary that no one wants to talk about her? Am I too inadequate to meet her?”
Ehhhh??? You’ve been wanting to meet me? Ayaka thinks. She clasps both of your hands together in her hands and beams. “Not at all, not at all, Lady Kamisato! In fact, I- she has been wanting to meet you as well. However, Lord Kamisato has been telling her that you were not ready.”
You grit your teeth. “Damn bastard. I’VE BEEN READY! When, oh when, will I finally get to meet her…?”
After that exchange, in which the two of you parted ways at your personal room, Ayaka walks through the house while contemplating your words versus her brother’s when she accidentally bumps into someone.
“Oh!” “Huh?”
Taking a step back, Ayaka starts to quiver.
“Ayaka…?”
#genshin impact#genshin ayato#genshin impact ayato#ayato kamisato#yandere ayato kamisato#yandere#yandere male#yandere x reader#male x female#reader insert#fem reader#deuxcherise writes
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hear me out— but this has been in my mind and it's killing me. so, may i present to you and request, bonten with a himbo malewife husband! this has to be the softest thought ever :(( imagine the husbando cooking for them, being very supportive, and giving them all the loving that they deserve. and they're just so soft for their husband and they will protect him from everything and spoil him in return!!
Fuck it
Let's do it
Bonten didn't know how they managed to get such a fucking angel of a man.
(Name) was everything and more, a total himbo with the muscles and everything and such a kind smile.
God he was just perfect, especially in that pink apron that barely covered his chest.
"I made you guys lunches!" (Name) said sweetly while holding the bags as if they weighed nothing but Bonten knew that (name) packed a bunch "gosh working in trade must be exhausting from now much you guys eat"
Oh yeah, Bonten had lied to (name) about their profession and thank god their husband was pretty as he was dumb.
Don't get them wrong, they love him deeply but he wasn't the brightest but no worries he made up with his sweet smile and strong arms.
"We have a late meeting so go to bed without us yeah?" Mikey said pulling (name) down to kiss him, the himbo kissing them all sweetly "good luck today guys! I know you're gonna crush it!"
When Bonten opened their lunches they saw the cute hand written notes with a little smiley face on it and a heart "god he's so wonderful"
The following morning they came home, during the night they saw a wonderful set of shorts and shirt that would cover their husbands muscles perfectly...what? Can they not admire how hot their man was?
"He fell asleep on the couch" Rindō commented "when will he learn to not wait up for us"
"Oh well" Sanzu said removing any hard bits and crawling on (name), cuddling into his chest "god he's so comfy"
#tokyo revengers x reader#tokyo revengers x male reader#tokyo revengers fluff#bonten x reader#male reader
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Hellloooo Haitch!
I hope your day is going great so far. I’m all tapped out, after a loooong day of back to back classes, mock dissertation interviews, and no lunch. I made myself a snack a few moments ago, and now I’m breathing.
I had a little question,
1)Do you like listening to audiobooks or podcasts?
2) I believe there are different narration types, are you partial to any particular narration type?
3) Your favorite podcast? (Mine would be Scare you to sleep by Shelby Novak, I personally cannot multitask so I love her reading style, particularly suitable to kick back and relax)
That was all!
Loveeeeee xxx
Helloooooo! I've had a fairly hard day, but I'm a-okay. Looking forwards to the husbando getting home. Well done for your difficult day! Have a good meal, and decompress. Do you know yet how your mock interviews went?
I don't particularly. I have limited free time anyway, and I prefer listening to music and reading physical books.
I usually use the Omniscient or the Unreliable narrator for fanfiction. For the novel I'm working on, it's 3rd Person for the main character and only Fly on the Wall commentary for sections without her. I prefer Omniscient narrator for fanfiction, as you can fit more feeling in a relatively shorter piece.
I don't have one...I'm sorry! 😑
Love,
-- Haitch xxx
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I’d love to invite Rowan out to lunch or something! Learn more about him and become friends! Maybe an arcade too or something!!!
Also, how does the whole eating-with-husbando-in-tum thing work? :0 Does it just digest around him?
- Squishsquoosh-senpai
It digests around him! Usually how we settled the "can digest people" enzyme is the predator needs to actively "activate" the enzyme that allows them to digest a people. when luke is inside while rowan eats regular food, his stomach kicks up in activity and gets gurgling and squishes/kneads at him, but luke is perfectly safe.
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Op lads reacting to seeing they're S/O blasting metal music while the husbandos were out shopping witg the baby
*holds the baby close as they put the shoppings in the kitchen* “…looks like they’re having the time of their life…let’s go play in the garden”:
Kizaru ✨, Izou🔫🔫, Fujitora 🐅, Dragon D Monkey 🐉🐒, Rosinantè Donquixote aka Cora-San💕, Crocodile 🐊
*nuzzles the baby gently before making them a snack before going to feed them in a more quiet space*:
Akainu🌋, Katakuri Charlotte 🍡, Buggy🤡, Marco🦅, Killer🔪, King👑, Kaido🐉, Benn Beckman 🔫
*turns down the music* “…honey, we’re home! Make us lunch!”:
Ryokugyu 🌱, Doflamingo Donquixote 🦩, Eustass Kidd🤘🎸, Queen👑, Oven Charlotte 🍞
#one piece#sir crocodile#one piece akainu#akainu sakazuki#crocodile one piece#donquixote doflamingo#one piece kizaru#king one piece#killer one piece#doflamingo one piece#borsalino kizaru#aramaki ryokugyu#ryokugyu one piece#rosinante donquixote#corazon one piece#one piece fujitora#fujitora issho#benn beckman#katakuri one piece#charlotte katakuri#kaido one piece#queen one piece#izou one piece#dragon d monkey#eustass captain kidd#marco the phoenix#marco one piece#buggy one piece#buggy the clown#charlotte oven
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People You'd Like to Get to Know Better
I was tagged by the lovely @vorchagirl--Thank you so much!! ♡
⟡ FAVE SHIPS ⟡
Goro Takemura x Valerie Powell ( ˘͈ ᵕ ˘͈♡)
Harry Carlyle x Sara Ryder
Vicar Max x Felicity Gibson
⟡ LAST SONG ⟡
Street Spirit (cover) by Priest
⟡ LAST FILM ⟡
New (to me): Emily (2022)
Rewatch: The Mummy (1999)
⟡ CURRENTLY READING ⟡
There's No Such Thing as an Easy Job by Kikuko Tsumura
⟡ CURRENTLY CRAVING ⟡
Green leaves and flowers and general spring-time prettiness ❀
Tax refund so husbando and I can finish getting new furniture for our new home
What my brother and I call a leisure day--Basically we just all hang out on a Friday and do fun random things like go to bookstores or vintage malls or a museum or see a movie and get lunch and coffee. No work, no errands, no essential tasks, just leisure (˶ ᵔ ̫ ᵔ ˶)
Tagging @jupiter235, @arborstone, @deezyg6, @corpocyborg, @brennacedria, and @commander-krios ♡♡♡
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me schedule, hour by hour:
06:00 wake up. lie in
09:00 get up. sit about with coffee, maybe a little bit of food
11:00 dawdle about upstairs
12:00 stretchy yoga time!!!
13:00 go for a run through local park, blow t’cobwebs away
15:00 get back. have more of a sweaty dawdle doing nothing
16:00 bathtime
17:00 do skincare and hygiene, get hair zhuzhed
18:00 time for actual big breakfast. and more sitting about lmao
20:00 get proper dressed and get boots on
21:00 head out, catch the tram to the station, get the metro to the city library
23:00 treat meself to a bit of an aimless browse through the cathedral to human knowledge
24:00 find my favourite workstation and start contributing to the great human endeavour
28:00 attend the city library’s public traditional watercolour class
30:00 do a little bit more work
32:00 cute lunch date with my cute lunch mate <3
34:00 head to the municipal museum :)
36:00 bunker down at a caff, get the beans flowing, and write and do more shit
42:00 time for a nice proper walk through some parks or canalzones i think
44:00 head through the boutique boulevards. buy a coupla thingys. maybe get a little nibble of something
46:00 get the tube and tram back to my neck of the woods
48:00 head down the neighbourhood pantry and pick up some things. drop it off, then head down the laundrettes
49:00 sit about at home for a bit
52:00 homecooked dinner fer me wife :3
55:00 head on out to the community hall. shoot the breeze for a bit. play pingpong
56:00 lovely bit of community organising 😈
59:00 go round pam’s place and break bread with me people
62:00 head down the rec and practice gay sports with my gay sports team (we’re considered slightly above-average for amateurs >:3)
64:00 back home. take shower. play video james for a bit
68:00 get the tram to the borough centre. meet husband outside the local theatre and see the ADS put on a show
71:00 coupla bevvies with the husbando
72:00 dinner date at the market kitchen
74:00 rock up at the twink’s place. tag team the twink lmao
78:00 gather in the gaff for a bit of gaffin’
82:00 head home. entertain a few stragglers for a bit
84:00 hail up a döner, split it with the spouse while watching random bullshit on telly
85:00 resume our marathon-length 4x game. suck each other several times
92:00 play bass and do random bullshit for a bit
94:00 band shows up. band practise :)
98:00 flunk down. let’s watch some telly
102:00 little bit of evening video james to get me calmer
110:00 head on off t’bed. read böök, drink chamo
114:00 turn in for the night. allegedly. watch internet for a while. fuck wife repeatedly
120:00 okay, actually fall asleep
168:00 midnight snacky 😈
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yes.. bringout your puzzle husbando whats going on
🧩 <- look at him isn't he so cute <33
firstly. it's so unfair that i'm over here being silly in my rainbow sheet mask and i don't have isagi here to be cute and silly with me. he has a godawful skincare routine but would 100% be up for self care days and i'm so normal about that (lies).
secondly. husband isagi. specifically out and proud, pro-player isagi. i was thinking... imagine a young (queer) aspiring soccer player coming up to isagi wanting a picture but not just any picture. a picture with isagi and his partner (me) because isagi is their role model. it would be the cutest thing everrrrrrrrr jhkjashdkfjhsk
thirdly. that royalty au i came up with last summer? it's STILL rotting my brain. i'm obsessed with it. knight!isagi would be so shy about his feelings because they're "improper" but at the same time he'd be the most obviously smitten guy ever. he tries to hide it but everyone knows that he's in love. and once he's convinced to just let himself be sweet and in love????? the's the gentlest, most lovestruck, sappiest idiot around. oh and he'd be super willing to start a fight if someone even comes close to harming his partner (me). and all the other guardsmen (blue lock boys) would have to figure out how to help him sneak around so he can keep the relationship quiet... but they're so bad at being sneaky... again everyone knows but they pretend to not know so they don't hurt his feelings.
fourthly. i rewatched the first ep of blue lock while having lunch and isagi's character development is insane. putting nel isagi next to first selection isagi... he's like unrecognizable. he seems older (well he is but yk). more ferocious. significantly hotter. he's so silly because one moment he's so cute and sweet and absolute bf material and then suddenly he's a feral creature. i need him so bad.
fifthly. he'd be the cutest ever with a partner (me) who's a musician. he sings along badly. he likes listening when he's stressed and needs to relax. he tries to learn their (my) instrument... and he's really bad but that's beside the point. because he gets to spend time with his partner (me) being a little silly and that makes him happy. same goes for teaching his partner soccer (me)... he might even be nice and lose against them on purpose..... :')
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Operation Crimson Dragon
Ruby: Team RWBY, it's time to start the planning for Operation Crimson Dragon!
Yang: Do we have to call it that?
Ruby: Do you have a better idea for a name?
Yang: Well no, but it feels weird to have an operation name for this. I'm only asking Pyrrha out.
Ruby: If you're only asking Pyrrha out, why did you chicken out of asking her out at lunch today?
Yang: Well I mean- I don't- It just didn't feel like the right time.
Ruby: *Unimpressed look*
Yang: Hey don't look at me like that! You would have been a stuttering mess if you had to ask someone out a few months ago.
Ruby: And now I've got my dorky blond husbando and you've got a crush on his partner.
Yang: ...
Weiss: *Walking out of the bathroom* Ruby, why does your plan involve me wearing Pyrrha's clothing?
Ruby: So Yang can practice asking Pyrrha out with you.
Yang: But Weiss doesn't look anything like Pyrrha. Wouldn't it make more sense to use Blake?
Blake: I'm not involved in this.
Yang: Don't want to help?
Blake: I'm still holding out for Gilded Rose.
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Character Survey
Stolen from: @passimtemere
Name: Captain Josep Frascona
Gender: Male-presenting
Species: Human (immortalized via soul pact with a devil)
Special ability: Noli me Tangere ("Touch Me Not") - "Fog" powers of intangibility, lessening/destabilizing of mass (be it himself or whatever he touches), and minor shapeshifting/shadow melding
Height: 6'2"
Age (relatively): Locked at age 35
How fast do you think they can run naturally?: Maybe 15 mph tops? He's not that fast.
Weapon of choice: Dual-wielding sabers
Secondary weapon of choice: Fist and elbows
Last Resort Weapon: HEADBUTT!! or anything he can grab within his vicinity (or rip off like a table leg)
I just knocked over your card pyramid (accidentally), what’re you gonna do about it?:
Stare in disbelief, growl, snarl, throw hands in the air (or some furniture).
I just knocked over your card pyramid (intentionally), what’re you gonna do about it?:
THROWS YOU OVERBOARD.
Someone took your lunch from the fridge, what do you do?:
THROWS FRIDGE AT YOU THAT SOMEONE.
You knock your favorite coffee mug off the counter, do you catch it? How?:
Catch it, then death glare at you for not watching where you're going. Even if he doesn't, fog powers, bitch.
It’s late at night, and your character is trying to sneak into bed, does your partner wake up?:
Depends on how deep asleep Abena was at the moment. Otherwise may but doesn't mind, would just cuddle the angy husbando.
Rank these attributes in order of their importance to your character’s makeup from highest to lowest please: (1 being highest, 6 being lowest)
Strength: 2
Dexterity: 3
Constitution: 1
Intelligence: 2
Wisdom: 3
Charisma: 1?
Tagging: EVERYONE
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Thoughts outloud;
I made bees fucking knees pasta today and I just want to reiterate; I was build to be house husband. Stay at home dad. I want to spent that 2 hours and made delicious lunch for me and my boyfriend because you know who can do that? Me. A good husbando. I'm the pick me girl they told you not to worry about. Except, I don't hate other women.
I've heard that's like a quality of folk of my nationality, however, I don't have friends or family who enjoys cooking for others as much as me. I will shove that yummy meal into your pretty face lovingly and you'll feel the love in the air.
Also, I love kids from Craig of the Creek. She was telling her backstory of becoming sailor moon because she was depressed due to her parents moving all the time and I was pure tears into my yummy pasta. Your favourite tear squeezer could never.
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Accidents in the Home
Hey there, hairs on your chinny-chin-chin. We're gonna do part two of our currend Goosebumps story today, and this is the part where it always kicks off, yeah? Let's see where it goes~
Here's the cover:
All right, this is a sufficiently spooky cover. Intimidating gargoyle is intimidating. My main issue with it is: this clearly isn't the Witch's House. This looks more like a town hall than your average suburban home, even a spooky one. Also, it’s still freaking sunset. I guess this is a good one to introduce our protagonists with, though. At the top, looking fashionable in the green puffy jacket is Carlos. The dorky redhead is Rosie. And Becca is the obvious tomboy sports enthusiast on the lowest rung. Once again, the cover's art is faithful to the interior, so kudos~
So, last time, Veruca Curry, presumed the titular Witch moved into the titular House and began her titular Horrors. So far these horrors have included: moving into a house that hasn't sold since the '70s, hypnotising a crowd at her welcome party, and animating a bunch of hand tools to do construction. The Horrors of the Witch's House!!
So we open at school the next day following the floating tools incident. Becca bounces a ball towards Rosie to get her attention discreetly, and ends up splashing her lunch all over her. Carlos also drops by, and the trio start to discuss what they may or may not have seen last night. Before the discussion can get too far, though, Carlos' clique hustle him off, and Becca abandons the group too. Rosie's too much of a dorky loser to have friends! And she doesn't even have a lunch anymore either~
Rosie also passes by the Whaley House on her way home, and our titular Witch greets her, mentioning how nicely the place is coming along, isn't it? It's some very "I know you know" dialogue, and Veruca also suggests Rosie bring her friends by when the house is finished. For the housewarming party, you see. No other, sinister purposes! And once friendless Rosie has the shit scared out of her, Veruca goes back into her house and starts looking up spells on her tablet device. Oh, a modern witch for a modern age!
Carlos returns home, finding himself alone in the house. He hears a thump from upstairs and goes to check on it, like any doomed horror protagonist would do. His sock monkey has fallen on the floor. He puts it back on the shelf, turns to leave, and the monkey falls over again. When he turns to pick it up this time, the monkey attacks! Likewise, Becca is maxing and relaxing all cool, presumably having shot some B-ball outside of the school, when a couple of her sports trophies who were up to no good started making trouble in her neighbourhood.
And if neither of these is scary enough, Rosie is attacked by her anime husbando coming to life through the screen. Also one of her Funko Pops of the same character also comes to life. Boy, that's an easy joke, who would have guessed Funko Pops would be evil~? At least hers has the excuse of being a winged karate man with a sword, Carlos has no such excuse why he's getting absolutely thrashed by a fucking sock monkey. He only wins because he spots a loose thread and pulls it, collapsing the monkey. I propose "collapsing the monkey" become slang for something. Your choice~
Becca, meanwhile, is biing assaulted by the little athletes from atop her trophies. They're not very big, but they are made of metal, so their little sports equipment weapons at least sting a bit. Like being shot by an old action figure's spring-loaded gun. But tiny sports equipment has no chance against its full-sized counterpart. Becca grabs a baseball bat from her room, and beats the little statues into the carpet. Now I'm not a sportsologist or anything, but I believe that's what they call a hole in one. A touchdown. A nothing-but-net grand slam.
Going up the ladder of difficulty, Rosie has to fight an anime man with a huge sword. She nimbly dodges him, but she's not really cut out for a fight. Fortunately, she's got brains instead. Snatching her laptop, she locks herself in the bathroom. Naturally, this won't stop an anime man's sword for very long, but she's had a brainwave. The anime man came out of her laptop, right? Well, if she can stop that, she'll stop him. Her computer mysteriously won't turn off, that'd be too easy. So instead she chucks it in the toilet, shorting it out and disappearing the anime man. Somehow this also disappeared the Funko Pop version, and good riddance~
The three of them soon meet up, comparing notes. They were all attacked by their most prized possessions, which I think says more about Carlos than the others. They also reason that no adults are gonna believe that there's a witch and a possibly haunted house, so standard kid-horror conclusions there. It's all up to them, and they have no idea what to do next. Fortunately, the decision is made for them when the gargoyle on top of the place they're meeting comes to life and re-enacts the cover to close out the issue. Nicely book-ended!
Definitely ramping up the scares in this one. You remember how unfocused the previous story arc was, especially in the middle? This one’s much nicer, having only a singular antagonist really boils the tension down to a fine point. I may have mixed some metaphors there, but you get my meaning. Not much necessarily happens in this, but it’s a good middle issue. Next week: the conclusion!
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hmmmm Hazel, Principal Bump(TOH),Rarity(mlp) and Ruby
Yay!! A four-pack deal!
Hazel ❤
My husbando, my love, my exxtra lorge beefcake of a man oh how I miss thee. Yes he's an antagonist. No I don't care. He's a handsome accidental father figure who's deep down a wise, heartbroken man who got sucked into some fucked up stuff but who broke out of it. Omg and that voice sweet lordy cleanup on aisle 3 I'd let that man do the most sinful things to me and....oops.
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Principal Bump (I know nothing about them I don't watch TOH but I'm basing this on the content you've posted)
Rarity 🌟
I would go shopping and out to lunch with this stylish bad bitch any day
Ruby Rose 🌹
Oh Ruby...*pats head* You...you're doing your best bless your heart darlin'.
Thanks for sending them in! ^_^
#character ask meme#character bingo#rwby hazel#principal bump#rarity mlp#rwby ruby rose#thanks friend!
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