#lumiss laments

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guys holy shit its jayson day

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its fina//y the best time of the sweep i am thriving i am in my element

its gonna be my first unha//oweddawn since i came out which feels special to me too

i need to start preparing

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has anyone else been looking at those reveals for the hive depot animatronics or am i the only one w/this niche interest

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doing some cu//ed by moonrise gaming and damn it im rusty...

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is like... anyone actua//y taking note of our goregle searches or am i fine to not clear my search history...

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thought i should post a picture of myself since i just made this account. so... yeah this is me.

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HAPPY UNHA//OWED DAWN I AM NOW AT MY MOST POWERFUL HAHAHAHAAAAA

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i seriou//y need to buy more clothes... someone keeps taking them.

maybe I should expand on my style? try out some new things.

to do: go out shopping (fo//owers, consider yourselves my living grocery list r/n.)

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to the anon who asked about my favorite //asher dont worry im not ignoring you, im just outta my hive r/n and so i want to answer that when im back at my husktop

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gog im he//a tired right now. maybe i should //eep but i feel uneasy for some reason.

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starting my rankings of the best ways to murder someone. adding more as i think of more. under the cut cause im rambling.

//OOC: Content warning for graphic descriptions of torture, gore and murder

dismemberment:

pros: can be as long or short of a process as you want, depending on how little or how much you //ice at a time. can keep your victim conscious or chop their head off right away. good for torture and pitch flirting. maybe even foreplay before pailing idk... if they stay awake that is.

cons: what are you supposed to do with the pieces afterwards? can be pretty messy cleanup. boring if after a bit if they lose consciousness on you pretty soon in.

final rating: 7/10

pu//ing out their pusher:

pros: the drama! the metaphors! the moments when theyre sti// conscious after it happens before dying. rea//y fucking cool and something straight outta //ashers. also kind of intimate for pitch stuff. get to keep their heart after.

cons: they die pretty fast. i dunno if my claws are sharp enough to break through the skin and bones. probably unrealistic for most tro//s to achieve. also i... dunno what to do afterwards... goregle, how do i preserve a blood pusher?

final rating: 5/10

torturing them until they starve:

pros: rea//y rea//y good for pitch flirting! they stay with you for a pretty long time and you have complete control over them. lots of time to monologue about how they hurt you or your motives for what youre doing.

cons: depending on your victim, this can get boring really fast. some tro//s act all tough and dont give good responses. a stoic target is not recommended for this one. can also be time consuming even if it is fun. sometimes you want them dead right away, so w/this method you need to have patience. not as bloody as id like either.

final rating: 3/10

backstabbing them (litera//y):

pros: absolute classic. if you pu// this move out at the right moment it// rea//y hit all the right notes. gives you a chance for one witty one-liner... make it count!

cons: tbh? a little cliche at this point. not as intimate. requires some buildup prior to the //ashing as we//.

5/10