#luke Ben and Troy are the floppy haired brunette boys who deserve better

[hitchell-mope]

What I’ve noticed about the Ortegaverse after watching the other side of Hollywood

Luke looks like a splice between Troy and Ben

I like each successive leading lady better then the last

The mean girls look a little like the previous leading lady

I might like glee-esque shows better then I liked glee itself (absolutely hated it)

The way to get a canon lgbt paring is to pair Booboo Stewart up with a tall innocent earnest blonde who’s trying his best

Cafeteria food is somehow secondary to spontaneous musical numbers

There must be at least one (1) fantasy musical number in the franchise

FLASHBACKS

The rich girl is always evil

Floppy haired brunette boy deserves better