#luigi 2028

[luigislady]

it's giving future president

[auntierayeraye]

I don't know where you can buy this.

[cachien]

now that we've established felons can't vote but CAN be president and also already introduced a scenario in which the incoming elected president might go to jail for the length of his presidency, we're all voting luigi next time right?? like i know the whole ayn rand thing w/e but,,, like i just think he could fix things

[mrschwartz]

the adjuster (dir. david fincher) coming to you in theaters in the fall of 2027

[green-lion-antiques]

Your post about Brian Thompson really resonated with me. "I think a huge part of the apathy is because we spent our entire upbringing having shooting drills at school every other week to the point we are entirely desensitized to gun violence in general."

For some of us it wasn't even just a drill. I survived a school shooting. 4 of my classmates were killed. I have gone through something that (hopefully) most people will only have to see on the news.

My community became a talking point. We are just another number to them. The people who had power to change things? The people who could have provided mental health support? Their sympathies were empty promises.

I hear about Brian Thompson's death and feel nothing. I feel nothing when thinking about the attempted Donald Trump assassination. They genuinely do not care about us. Why should we care about them?

They're getting all the help money can buy. Luigi is being charged as a fucking terrorist. Trump is president.

Any empathy I might have felt is gone. No sympathy here either.

(saying this on anon for obvious reasons)

You're so real for this and I'm really sorry you went through that.

Maybe because they've declared the president is a king above the law and gets their past crimes forgiven the dems could run luigi in 2028 as a hail mary unifying figure citizens united will never let that happen but it'd be neat

[aci25]

if Luigi Mangione killed a Palestinian child, Josh Shapiro would ask him to be his running mate in 2028

[silly-inky]

First meeting

So I've writien a short booigi fic to go along with this after, the first part of it is after the art, I hope you like it (^^)

The fic ⬇️

Word count: 2028

Mario decided to visit Island Delfino again despite what happened last time, Peach unfortunately wasn't able to come this time due a very full schedule, but this meant he could instead bring his amazing twin brother Luigi who declined last time because he didn't want to be stuck third wheeling the couples vacation. They are both looking forward to a much needed brake.

But unfortunately their bad luck strikes again, and who decides to go on a vacation at the same time to the same place? Why our dear scaly friend Bowser of course. Now this is also a vacation for him so although he's pissed he has to be around Mario and Luigi, he has no intention of doing any evil on his stay. This does not mean he suddenly turns into a more polite person however.

Mario wants to stay at the Casino this time round since he enjoys a good bit of gambling every now and then, and if he has Luigi with him, he at least has a good chance at winning in a few games of poker, and he is able to get himself a good discount from the owner himself for a fun battle last time and helping to deal with Bowser and his antics yet again.

Bowser was actually banned from most places on the island because of his troublemaking, including the Casino itself, but Bowser decided to Bully himself into the establishment. He was being rude and shouting at the poor workers, pushing through crowds and generally being a mennace, so after Mario and Luigi have situated themselves in their rooms, they decide to go down and deal with Bowser

Mario is much more direct and tells Bowser that he doesn't want to start a fight but he needs to stop being an ass to the workers and to quit scaring people off, Bowser with his infamously short tempor quickly looses his cool and deicides to start a fight anyways.

Luigi not wanting any of that to happen, grabs onto Bowser's tail before the Koopa can try and land a punch on Mario and spins him around. Not hard, but just enough to throw him off balance and ends up falling to floor. Luigi is now between him and Mario.

this has pissed Bowser off even more and now goes for Luigi, chasing after him. Luigi runs off with Bowser in hot pursuit, Mario tells the staff to get the bouncers while he chances after them, but Luigi and Bowser being the two faster ones out of the three, he struggles to keep up and falls behind.

After running around for a while, Luigi manages to slip into the restaurant area before Bowser could see where he went, in a panic Luigi slips into the first seemingly available booth he can find before Bowser comes in looking for him.

However, In his haste to get onto the slightly larger than normal seat, he didn’t notice the man who was sat across from him until he turned his head around when he figured he was in the clear for the moment.

Sat across from him was a very big man, no, not just big, he was a giant, he could have easily been as tall, if not taller than Princess Rosalina who was a proud 7’7. He was wide too, his sheer size was intimidating to say the least, but his appearance didn’t really play into that, he proudly wore a Hawaiian shirt completely open exposing his stomach and chest with two big gold chains hung around his neck.

His hair was long and half was loosely tied back in a bun, parts wrapping around his ears and framing his face, it was a lovely pale pink with streaks of white shining though.

On top of his head was a crown encrusted with lovely red gems which insinuated he was a royal from somewhere, but with how he was currently dressed, it didn’t exactly scream royalty to Luigi. But even with the mismatch of jewelry and clothes, the man somehow managed to pull it off the look.

His face somewhat reminded him of King Boo’s but his eyes where much different and surrounded by blue, not to mention he was happily out in the sunlight not looking uncomfortable at all with the lights. He looked to be a very laid back individual, although he did look to be just a little startled by his surprise visitor.

“Umm, heeeyyyy there..?? You doing alright my guy?” The man asked, a twinge of concern lacing his voice, it wasn’t as deep as Luigi was expecting, it was actually quite smooth and welcoming

“Oh my stars, I’m so sorry! I was trying to hide from someone and I didn’t relize anyone was sat here- I was in a bit of a rush! I-I’ll leave, I’m sorry for disturbing you sir-" luigi stumbled out an apology feeling mortified, but as he started to shift to get out of the seat, he was stopped by the other

"Woah! Slow down dude, just sit there for a minute okay? Take a breather. Are you alright?" the man reassured Luigi, gesturing to stay seated while he peared out to see if he could spot any culprit that could have been after this very distressed itallian

"I'm alright, just trying to hide, having to deal with that guy is a pain sometimes, I just wanted to relax for once.." Luigi sighed, calming down a bit

"Do I need to call security? when i deal with someone physically it can turn south pretty quick so that Amy not be the best option" the man nervously chuckled at his comment, scanning Luigi's face to try and get a read on him

"No no, I think it will be fine, I'm good at blending into crowds so I should be able to hide somewhat easily, but he's a guy that isn't exactly easy to throw out of places, I wouldn't trouble yourself about Sir, really. he'll calm down soon enough and head somewhere else"

"You'd be surprised with the guys we have to throw out of here, and second, no need for all this 'sir' stuff, you can just call me Sunny. But seriously if you need him gone, we'll make it happen, no matter how big this guy is" Sunny reassured

Sunny definitely suited the man, he seemed to be a big ball of sunshine, but again a bit informal for someone he assumed to be royal

".. How well do you think you'll be able to handle King Bowser?" Luigi asked nervously

"Seriously?! That guy is back again?? I thought I told the staff not to let that damn lizzard back in here after the last damn time, that Mario guy had to come in here and sort all of that out" Sunny complained, not seeming to be intimidated by the mention of Bowser at all

"Told the staff? Do you run a business here? And uhh.. Bowser sort of shoved his way in here, the staff didn't have much of a chance, me and my brother called him out for it along with some other things and he got cross with me" Luigi questioned

"A business? This whole place is my business, I'm the owner of the casino, and now he's being rude to my staff?? I'm going to teach him a lesson. Did he hurt you at all? He better not have! " he started to get up to search for Bowser

"No! Bowser didn't hurt me, not this time anyways, your staff are fine thankfully, he wasn't really causing much of an issue, and I'm sure your bouncers can handle it, plus my brother is here, I don't want you to get hurt Mr Sunny" Luigi grabbed a hold of the man's arm and pulled him back into the booth

The man wanted to argue back but stopped when he saw how distressed the other man was

"Alright... But you stay here until I know for certain he's gone alright? I'll tell the staff to keep me in the loop. But what is your brother going to do?? "

"Ah! Uhh- my brother- he's- my brother is Mario" Luigi struggled to get out what he wanted to say

"Mario is your brother?? It makes so much sense now, ha! I thought you looked familiar, you guys look so similar, you're much cuter tho" Sunny laughed

"So that would make you Luigi right? He told me about you last time, glad to finally be able to put a face to the name, he said you would freak out if you met me"

"Why would i freak out??" Luigi asked. A little flustered at the compliment. Why would he be scared of this guy?? Sure he was big but he didn't seem scary at all, in fact he was actually more nervous because he was a bit attracted to the man

"Well, you see I'm one of the King Boo's? I know I don't exactly look like a normal Boo, but I can assure you I am one" Sunny said slowly, trying to not freak Luigi out. From what Mario has heard last time, and what the other Kings have told him, Luigi doesn't do great around ghosts, to be fair, neither does Mario.

"Ah... " Luigi sat there for a moment, processing the information

He just looked between Sunny and the table gathering his composure, he was hoping with all his might that Sunny wasn't about to attack him with any hidden frames or lightning bolts or something.

"Well.. You don't seem evil..?" Luigi winced

"Pfft, of course not, I mean I know I don't exactly have the best morals and stuff, but I'm not going around trapping people in paintings, too much effort, I prefer to sit around and eat or just chill in the sun" Sunny replied

Luigi seemed relieved with that response. Sunny mostly spoke for the next few minutes, hoping to get Luigi to calm down and trust him while he got a few good jokes in, Luigi wasn't a big talker anyways unless it came to special interest of his.

"well I appreciate this, I haven't been able to sit down and rest all day, I'm so thirsty, thank you for letting me sit here with you again" sighed out

"don't mention it, I don't usually have people coming down to sit with me, it's a nice treat. Hey wait! I have an idea if your down?" He looked between his food which had been sat beside him this whole time, and Luigi

"an idea?" Luigi asked

"well if you want, we can share my smoothie? I always get a very large cause (Pat's stomach) yo mans likes to eat, but it's meant for the couples and all that crap, so they always give me an extra straw" Sunny chuckles as he reaches for the extra straw he put to the side

"really?? You wouldn't mind that? " Luigi sputtered, a bit flushed

"nah dude, don't worry I don't have any germs to contaminate the drink with" he chuckled "plus it ain't like I'm gonna starve (hands Luigi the straw) it's nice to actually be able to use it for once. Just between you and me, I think the staff here keep giving it to me thinking it'll incourage me to bring in a date

Luigi taking a sip of the smoothie "oh that's really good- wait, so do you think they will assume we are on a date??"

"pfft, who knows, maybe it'll turn into a real date, who am i to turn down a handsome guy who isn't scared to share a meal with me" Sunny winked

"well you haven't asked me out yet" Luigi nervously chuckled

well we are literally drinking from the same cup at the same time" he takes a sip while Luigi is doing so to to add emphasis "I mean, what else you want me to say? (gently grabs Luigi's hand) Luigi, would you like to turn this into a date~?" he laughs and let's go of Luigi's hand " I joke I joke" he smirks at the very flustered look on Luigi's face

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And that's all I have for now, I may make this into an actual fic, who knows ✨

@skulls-soul @brosif40

[mightyflamethrower]

U.S. — Despite currently being in custody and charged with the murder of a health insurance company CEO, alleged assassin Luigi Mangione has now taken the lead in 2028 Democratic primary polls.

Though more well-known candidates like Kamala Harris, Gavin Newsom, and Gretchen Whitmer remained in the running, Mangione had surged to the top of the polls in just a matter of days following his rise to stardom among Democrat voters after committing a cold-blooded murder.

"He's the perfect representative of everything the Democratic Party stands for," said MSNBC host Rachel Maddow. "He's ruthless, uninformed, deranged — and he's willing to kill people he disagrees with. These are all the fundamental qualities Democrat voters look for most. The only factor that may hold Luigi Mangione back is the fact that he's not legally old enough to run for president yet, but whether or not something is legal has never held Democrats back before."

Voters were quick to throw their support behind the accused murderer.

"He's the guy I want," said registered Democrat Dean Stinson. "It's time to get serious about the progress we want to see in this country. Someone with a killer instinct. Who better than an actual killer? The way he dealt with that health insurance guy… he's such an inspiration to us. It's exactly what we all want to do to the opposition. Who cares if he gets convicted of murder? The Republicans can run a felon, why can't we?"

At publishing time, congressional Democrats were reportedly working on legislation to simultaneously pardon Mangione and legalize the murder of people they disagree with.

[krimsonkatt]

Kinectimals Nemesis

An actual game that appeared in my dream one night, Kinectimals Nemesis for the Nintendo DS, rated M for Mature and developed by Atlus. In the dream Xbox went under and the rights to all their IPs were up for grabs. Nintendo then grabbed the "Kinectimals" IP and teamed up with SEGA and Atlus to make an edgy reboot of Kinectimals called "Kinectimals Nemesis." It was an RPG featuring cute animals murdering each other with weapons and giant mecha, and it was on the original DS for some reason (it supposedly released in 2028) with DS-quality 3D graphics that were akin to something like Dragon Ball Origins, Transformers Prime, or FF4 DS. It was super bloody hence the M rating with animals getting dismembered like in Metal Gear Rising but otherwise didn't have any other adult content besides the mild swearing. I got isekied into the game when I put in the cartridge into my hacked 3DS and became the fairy companion character that you can see on the right. I was leading the Red Moon faction against the Azure Sun faction and there was a giant mech battle with touchscreen QTEs like the giant battles in Mario and Luigi. It was badass. Also, Dante was there too for some reason.

[georgierre]

Were Pierre and George close at all in the final version? Even before or after the fic actually takes place!

so i flailed in bed seeing this question.

i will spoil stuff for possible future fics, so bewarned!

tw: heart attack (not anyone major)

pierre and george are good enough friends, not acquaintances, not vulnerably close, but they can get along if they're stuck in the same situation together.

this is inspired mostly by george saying he wished he got to hangout with pierre more, because he thinks pierre's the nicest guy in the grid. they've eaten dinner together, had parties. it's clear they match well, it's just that they seem to not have their paths cross that much.

i'll say, george in my fic does not even consider pierre as a partner. i want to experiment with the idea that george is within the aromantic spectrum, not really understanding his own perception of romantic attraction. but also, he does not find anything too special with pierre, because again, not close.

but pierre— i vaguely mentioned that pierre took up the gpda position after george left, and the reason mostly is that he's trying to reciprocate what george has done for him as a gpda director.

i'm specifically talking about suzuka 2022. i have an abandoned fic which i will absorb into this universe wherein pierre gets overwhelmed at a party after suzuka because he's not really over the traumatic experience that happened earlier— both the crane and the fia's indifference— and george runs into him in the bathroom and helps ground him.

it's such a simple interaction it kind of makes pierre. fall in love. but he doesn't really realize that until george left f1 in 2027 because the comphet is Real. the struggle he then faces is the empty space in the gpda that no one wants to take up willingly, so he does, because he wants to do what george did for him back then.

the only time they talk though would be halfway or a little past halfway of 2028, only because i think that's when pierre realizes he doesn't know what to do. but he wants to do bigger things— bargain for salaries, advocate for safety protocols. i mentioned earlier that he has this whole radicalization arc (thanks luigi mangione for the inspo lol), and i think it's because i feel one of his colleagues dies of a heart attack on the job, while pierre himself also crashes and gets a broken arm.

so pierre would have his turn on the introspection, of what does it actually mean to have a union in f1. he calls george for help, and well. i don't think they immediately hit it off well because while george is over f1, he's conflicted about busying himself with gpda business because it might just grow into another responsibility he'll worry about endlessly.

i don't have a concrete plot yet, but i really want to explore sexuality and capitalism and camraderie in pierre's storyline. i don't think they would end up together, not in the traditional sense, but this is where the whole phone call au becomes applicable as pierre consults george on a series of decisions he wants to make.

[mkultrasexkittenproject]

RANDOM PREDICTIONS🔮🔮

2025-2028- Even though everyone thought WW3 would happen, it doesnt because leaders are distracted by bigger problems like birth rates and climate crisis in every nation. Essentially nobody is sustinent enough for war 2025 - Sabrina carpenter called out for blackfishing 2025 - hawk tuah girl flees country without a trace, placed on FBI most wanted list for her crypto scam 2025 - Neptune exits pisces and enters aries until 2039 which hits everybody like a ton of bricks, people become more aware of the harsh reality and stop immersing in escapism/idealism through fantasy imagery. Impulsiveness and anger are trends, but overall people will feel more pushed not to waste time/their life detached from reality which is a good thing. People detach from the internet which was unexpected and tik tok is banned which also helped perpetuate escapism 2025 - Britney spears disses addison rae after being annoyed with comparisons “she will never be me” 2025 - Joe biden disses kamala harris 2025 - Charli xcx unexpectedly releases BRAT 2 and turns it into BRAT summer part 2 which nobody asked for 2025 - Kanye wests downfall reaches its peak with many lawsuits and connection to diddy 2025 - Texas goes viral in america for it record amounts of car crashes (could this finally lead to the walkable cities that everybody online seems to want?) 2027 - Something shady happens between cynthia erivo/ariana grande and we never get a clear answer as to what happened but hearts will be broken 2026 - Victoria justice makes a HUGE comeback which shocks everyone, she becomes the new it girl 2026 - Naomi campbell finally arrested for her connections with diddy/epstein 2026 - Something happens with alex consani and she is blacklisted from the fashion industry 2026 - Wendy williams miraculously makes full recovery. THIS SHOCKS EVERYONE 2026 - lady gaga comeback 2026 - Jennie from blackpink says fuck it and starts beef with fellow korean acts after establishing her career in america 2026 - East asia is a mess, chaos in south korea and catastrophe in japan. More political drama with China. 2027 - Lana del reys impulsive attitude towards life backfires when her poorly planned marriage ends which doesnt really surprise anyone, she stays quiet but he does a interview that goes viral for bashing her “she is a witch” 2027/8 - candace owens runs for president and she actually gets a lot of votes 2027/8 - Assassinating rich people becomes a huge trend. Copy cat luigis 2029 - Kim kardashians dynasty ends in tragedy when she is assassinated, this will change the culture forever

[legend-of-laurel]

Regardless of whether Luigi Mangione did it or not, I think we can all agree that the funniest thing he could do right now is launch a 2028 presidential campaign

[duxwontobey]

kinda wild how that stuff about actual physical resistance being required when it comes to america came up so soon. I was sorta expecting it to be like, 2028 or something at least but nah we got the ultra fascists in power early. someone has gotta luigi musk

[inkandguns]

Pay attention - this guy is jockeying for the 2028 presidential nomination. You’re gonna see some serious jokers up there like Jared Polis, remember how dumb and evil they are when it comes time for the primary.