#lucky clover gazette is never running out of news

[yamtaroh]

currently thinking about weird girl zelda. she crawls through link’s window at 3 am and is like "open your eyes. wake up link. i need lynel guts for the elixir. you must slay the lynels."

[kittrrrr]

My friend, Levi, came over today. He was able to hang out, though he normally doesn't walk with my siblings and I on Thursdays. Anyway, since my sister never has the time to play video games with us, and my brother has a standing appointment, I got to hog the switch. Levi is a Zelda pro, (200 hours in BOTW and 40 hours in TOTK), but he doesn't have as many hours in TOTK as I do.

He does have those things you can scan into your switch games. (I know what they're called but not how to spell). He realizes this shortly after my brother leaves, so he runs to get them. I was trying to refind the Rito Village Chasm cave, which I didn't find it before Levi came back from his house, just down the street. So I go back to the Rito Village shrine, and after a few of those cards, we're running out of space in front of that shrine.

I move Link across the lake around the Rito Village and we keep scanning. Now we're maybe half way through his cards when Epona spawns. Levi is happy, because Epona is a pretty rare drop. (1% chance for any card except the horse link one to spawn her, which is 50%) He goes, "Oh, you're right by a stable too!"

"That's the Lucky Clover Gazette." I tell him. 200 hours in BOTW, he has, remember. I try to take Epona to a stable, but Link is on the far side of Rito village, so I give up. We scan a few cards in by a cliff, before Levi points out that it isn't a really good spot for it.

I teleport us to New Serene stable, and Levi and I continue to scan in cards... Shortly after, guess who spawns in again? Epona!!

I get to register her, and revel in the chances. I also got the xap and trousers of time, as long as the tunic of awakening. On the other hand, there was like, six knight's broadswords.