#luciferhimshelf

[thekenobee]

Eyyyy my sister started reading the Aubreyad

Immediately noted this as literally a thing she does (she's in training to become an animal handler and works with various birds of prey)

First of all, I'm so happy for her!! And just out of curiosity- did she need a lot of convincing? (That's me and my brother in a nutshell- stuff he recommends either takes me a month or a year to catch up with😂)

And second- hoopoes are BRILLIANT and let me tell you, your sister has had her own Aubreyad moment and I'm beside myself 🥹

*hoopoes

[harrowharks-iliac-crest]

Did you actually finish it? There is an epilogue to consider as well

I did finish it, and I did consider it <3

[lilyliveredlittlerichboy]

Trick or treat!!!

hello good evening. u get this maui mushroom creature

[du-hjarta-skulblaka]

It. Is TIME.

FOR BG3.

[neproxrezi]

everything wrong with elon musk's dogshit elden ring build

elon musk recently bought a blatantly boosted poe2 account and started trying to pretend he knew what he was talking about with it. while you could definitely in part put this down to... his general... everything... i think this was influenced by his elden ring build getting roasted a while back.

@luciferhimshelf has prompted me to go through his build and pick apart everything i see wrong, because while i think people get the general idea it's horrendous, i really want to go through it ALL

ALRIGHT. some of these are excusable first playthrough mistakes, and some of them are fucking baffling

he's in the mountaintops of the giants with 1009 hp. this is WAY less than you should have by this point. for anyone curious, i used a build calculator to check and he hasn't kept the debuff from hugging fia, which is a shame because it would have been very funny

he has 31 vigor, which governs your health. the general agreed end point for your build is 60 vigor, which bring you to 1900 hp. he also has a talisman equipped that gives you +5 vigor, endurance, strength and dex, MEANING HIS ACTUAL STAT IS 26 VIGOR. YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE 26 VIGOR AT THIS POINT

the spirit summons are... strange. having three equipped at all times is a really odd decision. two of them, Skeletal Militia (1) and Banished Knight Oleg (3) are reasonable choices, though by this point you really could have replaced them with something better - especially skeletal militia. the middle one, Marionette Soldiers (2), is more odd, but it's not a shit-tier choice. the odd thing here really is that he has three summons in his hotbar and no healing flasks - which i assume are in the quick access. i'd love to see his split of hp and fp heals too, because of the next one...

38 mind is a really strangely high amount to have. you don't need this much, ever. the only reason you might need this much is if your only spellcasting staff is lusat's glintstone staff (which is the one he is using), because it makes all your spells more expensive in exchange for dealing more damage. this should not be the only staff he is using.

and i know it's the only one he uses because for some reason he seems to be equipping all his weapons at once. i actually did this on my first playthrough of a souls game so i can't trash talk this one that much but it is still really fucking strange, ESPECIALLY WHEN HE IS HEAVY ROLLING IN THIS IMAGE. WHY IS HE HEAVY ROLLING WITH THE +5 ENDURANCE TALISMAN EQUIPPED

the more things i point out, the more inevitable i feel my descent into madness will become

why does he have two shields

i can understand multiple weapons. i don't like it but i understand it. two shields makes no sense. you should never have two shields

"oh but lunne maybe he has two shields because one parries" both of his shields are uninfused, and their base ash of war is weapon skill.

there is no reason to have two shields equipped.

i'm going to try and push past the fact he has two shields equipped, and move onto the weapons and spells

the weapons themselves are reasonable choices - rogier's rapier is a free weapon pre upgraded with a nice ash of war, and moonveil is a very powerful weapon and he has an intelligence build. this makes sense.

however, i would be an idiot if i did not point out that the reason elon musk is running an intelligence build, is absolutely 100% without a doubt because he thinks he is intelligent.

68 (62+6 from the helmet) is an odd choice - there is a spell that requires this amount, however i am not convinced he was smart enough to find it. if i had to guess, i would say he is probably just working toward 99

with this in mind, i looked at his spell choices. i can make out that he is running zamor ice storm, night comet, magic glintblade, comet, and loretta's greatbow. (i found out there is a wider crop of the image after scrutinising it, and it turns out i was right anyway)

these are extremely odd choices for your five spell slots.

the fact he has five spell slots really is the piece de resistance here. the funniest thing about this whole image. i'm sorry i put it off, but i really had to savour this.

you get two spell slots at the start of the game. one is bought at the roundtable hold. one drops from the red wolf of radagon, a mandatory boss on a casual playthrough taking on every legacy dungeon they find. a fifth one drops from demi-human queen maggie, in mt gelmir near where he would have been doing a quest to get that staff.

all the other memory stones are acquired through puzzles.

he is running an intelligence build because he thinks he's smart, but he could not solve a single puzzle.

he also took a photo of the screen instead of a screenshot.

[megatraven]

@luciferhimshelf reporting back to say that axe throwing is awesome once u get past the scariness of having never thrown an axe before :]

[minuil]

Fujiwara no Mokou (Suggested by @luciferhimshelf)

[megatraven]

@luciferhimshelf

Stowaway Jim - Ship's Cat of HMS Prince Regent, early 20th century

Came on board at Halifax N.S. November 1914 and passed for O.C. He has since been promoted, and is now C. in.C. of the P.R. Cats. He is an old wardog and bears his battle honours " Dogger Banks" and "Jutland" unostentatiously. O.C. = Ordinary Cat

[winter3lit3]

tagged by @luciferhimshelf to put my first 10 songs that come out on shuffle, so here we go

(I got spurs that) Jingle,Jangle, Jingle by Kay Kyser & his Orchestra

Trainwreck of Electro Swing (Remix) by Pascal Michael Stiefel

Short Change Hero by The Heavy

The Roar of the Spark by NAOKI

Strike the Earth! (Plains of Passage) by Jake Kaufman

Luftrauser by Jukio "Kozilek" Kallio

Una Vida Normal by DJ Blanquillo

Yona Yona Dance by Akiko Wada

Love 2 Hurt U by Jasper Byrne

Yo Nunca Vi Televisión by 31 Minutos

as for tagging more people I wouldnt know who so feel free to continue this and said I tagged ya or w/e~

[harrowharks-iliac-crest]

Anyone ever tell you that this is a damn good and funny liveblog? Because this is a damn fucking good liveblog

Hiiii omg hiii *twirls hair and giggles* omg hiii im so glad ur enjoying yourself i didnt even mean to be funny im just reacting. im genuinely so happy u like it!!!

[lilyliveredlittlerichboy]

my friends are getting me a sun rock, which i sorely need, only over here in wales we only get to see the sun once every 3 years. press f to pay respects

@the44th @luciferhimshelf

[megatraven]

THANK UUUU!!!!! you're one of my faves too 🥰🥰🥰

@isabugs @babygurltash @retiredficwriter (yea ur getting tagged again <3) @buggachat @fynneyseas @mari-monsta @alazic02 @xekstrin @luciferhimshelf @lils-of-the-valley @weirdoughnut

and im sure there's many more but i have melt brain rn

positivity train!

if you see this or are tagged in it, tag a couple of your favorite mutuals/blogs and let them know you appreciate seeing them on your dash!

@h0neysugarfree @blueberrylovv @bequiteanddriveeeeeee @cherri-bomb-bomb @eg0mechan1c @fatrexicisback

[du-hjarta-skulblaka]

Okay turns out Worm kinda fucks

[gallusrostromegalus]

Gallus! I come with a question of great importance, and that is: will Family Lore be available internationally (specifically in Germany)?

It will be! International shipping is already baked into the price. So far I’m shipping to the US and Canada, europe, australia, new zealand, and Antartica.

[thelastpilot]

Pilot!!! I ) (ave No Idea When You'll See This But If You See It At The Time I'm Sending It, This Is An Urgent Call For You To Go On Youtube To The Channel Of A Band Called 'The Longest Johns', They're A British Shanty Band Who Are Currently Doing A Stream!!! It'll Probably Go Another Three ) (ours And I Promise It'd Be Time Well Spent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQuKWx7UQiI

hey this is pretty dope my dude! thanks for the shout you know i love a good shanty stream!!

[megatraven]

@luciferhimshelf

Day 6 - stars