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It's been a long time since I've been this shocked by woso news and I couldn't be happier. 🥺❤️

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I love how you give Leona & Jade their own unique “censoring” of their names 😂 (L*ona & J-word), so now I wanna know how would you censor the rest of the casts names?

J WORD AND L*ONA DESERVE IT FOR ALL THE PSYCHOLOGICAL DAMAGE THEY'VE INFLICTED UPON ME 💀 There's one AU for every character's name I censor because they're my oshi in that AU/j 🤡 I'll include censored versions of their names as well as alternate names or phrases I may use to refer to them. (Be warned that those phrases/nicknames may not be too creative!!) Please note: I'll only be covering NRC students + Chenya and Neige, NRC staff, and Halloween characters! I won't be covering family members and most other NPCs.

Riddle: R!ddle, "Red Ciel", “Riddler”

Trey: Tray (YES, I AM PURPOSEFULLY MISSPELLING HIS NAME), “Dad", "the Muffin Man"

Cater: C@y, "the clout chaser"

Ace: @/ce, Aylmao, "that one asshole"

Deuce: Juice (yes, just like what Ace called him in the prologue)

Leona: L*ona, "KINGSCHOLAR" (yes, all caps), "doomposter", "Kdrama CEO", "lion"

Ruggie: R*ggie, "Rug Bug", "hyena"

Jack: J@ck, "the big muscly dog", "wolf"

Azul: Azuwu (yes, as in, "uwu"), "Boss Man", "attempted Kdrama CEO", "octopunk"/"cephalopunk" (like what Leona calls him)

Jade: J word, J@de, "that slimy eel fucker"

Floyd: Fl0yd, "that other slimy eel fucker"

Kalim: Kal!m, "that rich bitch"

Jamil: J@mil, "Jimi-chan"

Vil: V!l, "Vii-kun" (yes, just like what Neige calls him)

Rook: R00k, "Huntsman", "the token French representation"

Epel: Ep*lsauce, "fruit"

Idia: !dia, "the weeb"

Ortho: 0rtho, "Or-kun" (just like his mom)

Malleus: M@lleus, "DRACONIA" (all caps), "M@l", "literally a Shadow Daddy"

Lilia: L!lia, "Lils" (Cater calls him this in EN), "Gramps", "bat"/"Grandbatty", "Grandpappy"

Silver: S!lver, "eepy baby", "Princess"

Sebek: S*b*k, "Becky Boi", "croc", "bestest boy in the entire world", "that little green pompom that barks at me"

Grim: Gr!m, "Grimmy", "Grimmu"

Crowley: Cr0wley, "old man"

Crewel: Cr*wel, "Boss Bitch"

Trein: Tre!n, "Grandpapa"

Vargas: V@rgas, "Arms McGee"

Sam: S@m, "my dealer"

Chenya: Ch*nya, "my widdle meow meow"

Neige: Ne!ge, "Princess" (yes, I know I'd be repeating one of Silver's nicknames OTL)

Rollo: R0r0, "father", "Malleus Draconia's #1 hater", "the Catholic"

Fellow: F*llow, "Scam Man", "fox", "Mr. Honest"

Gidel: G!del, "the kid"

Skully: Sk*lly, "Halloweenie"

asdlkbabsyodifepbfa; And in case anyone is wondering about the "Kdrama CEO" and "doomposter" nicknames for Leona + "attempted Kdrama CEO" nickname for Azul, those are in-jokes I have with a friend of mine. I don't really use those phrases to refer to either character publicly, so I don't think I need to explain them. I just thought it would be funny to drop them here with zero context www

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Sam & Kristie after the game. ❤️

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We got the People Exclusive!!

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Sammy ❤️

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Kristie supporting Sam at Australia's semifinal match.

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I'm still not used to this.

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It must be so hard for Kristie to balance the end of her own World Cup journey with supporting Sam. 🥺❤️

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Sam & Kristie out with Ali and Kelley.

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Merry Christmas Eve 🤶 🎄

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These pictures have healed me.

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Sam's comment. I am in tears. 😭😭

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Kristie holding onto Sam's niece. 🥺

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Sam & Kristie at the New York Red Bulls vs. Inter Miami game.

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I enjoyed watching the USWNT so much today. It has been so, so long since I've felt that way.

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First one engaged ❤️