#lpm incorrect quotes

[hel-phoenyx]

"I love you man. No homo tho"

"Thibs, no offense, but there isn't an OUNCE of no homo in you. You think I haven't seen the way you look at me when you think I can't notice?"

"..."

"I love you too."

Extract of a conversation that happened around may 2019. It took Thibault an entire month to realise Emerens meant those words full homo.

[sugerblu]

amo este país la puta madre

i love this fcking country so much you have no idea

te amo arcanetwt argentina link to the gif here so you can read the quote rts lol

I JUST SAW THIS

[hungrydovahkiin]

Fuck the chantry, Mages rights

[creator-from-hel]

Today in "Hel is doing funny incorrect quotes" :

Senri questions his affection for him every time.

Transcript :

First image :

Arrow pointing the chair : The Director's infamous chair

Sign on the desk : Judge (uwu)

Second image :

Arrow pointing Senri : Future Director, mandated to oversee things while Judge and Empress are on "vacation" (excuse to train him)

Arrow pointing Emerens : Emotionnal support best friend

Fourth image :

Senri : ...... No, I wont fuck you in that chair.

Subtext : Do you ever stop being horny ? We're 30 ffs-

Emerens : Tch-

Subtext : You're no fun~

Last case : When you know each other so well no words need to be spoken to understand when horny (rejection needs them tho~)

Emerens being Emerens once again.

At this point, Senri (the dear gf's character) is used to it. They do know each other since Emerens is 17 and Senri 21 after all, and bonded on rock, depression and Emerens' absolute insistance to befriend the misanthrope.

And looked at where it ends up. Senri groomed to be director of the whole Hope's Peak and Emerens, teacher at the same school, here for emotionnal support (and stick his nose in every admin matter he heard about) and also annoy Judge to death-

They're quite the duo if I must say and I love them a whole lot-

[mehriigss]

I feel bilingual today so here's a post in Spanish (translation in the comments)

El día (noche) de hoy me gustaría hacer un par de post de incorrect quotes, tal vez sobre Leo y Don peleándose una vez más o básicamente cualquier cosa que se me ocurra. Porque bueno un 98% de lo que publico sale directamente de mi cerebro trabajando en memes en lugar de estar estudiando :V

También estaría guay (ya nadie dice guay, que boomer que soy lpm) hacer otra mini recopilación de fics pero perdí la cuenta que usaba para los fics de tmnt así que como no os interesen fics, algunos muy turbios si no recuerdo mal, de Naruto vamos mal xD.

Eso y que hoy quiero hacer los míticos memes estos que son como unas casillas donde colocas a cada personaje según su respuesta a una situación concreta. Siento que los memes que son una imagen aleatoria, cuanto más cursed mejor, son los más graciosos pero requieren de más esfuerzo mental y no me da la cabeza hoy.

Dormí exactamente 4 horas y 40 minutos (por tonta, pero bueno una cosa no quita la otra JAJAJJA) y tu estudiaste? Porque yo tampoco.

En fin, voy a terminar de cenar (una pizza más seca que mi personalidad) y me pongo a ello.

AI SE ME OLVIDABA UWU!! Quiero hacer también un post de opinión sobre mutant mayhem pero me está llevando tiempo siquiera empezarlo porque buff que pereza, pero es el que más ilusión me hace.

[loverforficppl]

𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬. the black phone

the black phone characters as things I've said in text messages, plus my personal headcanons about stuff I guess they would do.

Paperboy. (Billy)

(if you know who their user is, this headcanon will be more understandable) I feel that paperboy is the one with the most patient character, but at the same time when you get to know him, he becomes passive-aggressive. SASSY BOY.

Also, reading a hc about him, the curse word he would say the most is "fuck" since he was five years old and said it since when he had certain accidents; that's why I think he wouldn't be a person who curses at first sight, but when he loses his temper, he is completely different. Now speaking in an alternate version of the story and imagining that they are still alive, I feel that the rest of the guys are the ones who choose Billy to strike up a conversation with the adults every time he has to save their asses from getting in trouble (this because I feel that paperboy chooses the words more carefully, and I get the impression that he is the most, as I said, he has generous patience), besides being the one who is the most known among the neighbourhood for his work.

Do not tell me to calm down, I´M CLEARLY PERFECTLY CALM!!

Finney.

I think Finney is the most laid-back of the bunch. I really feel like his character reminds me of Todd Anderson from The Dead Poets Society.

He's probably the one who tries and refuses to join in causing chaos with the others, but he joins them anyway (it takes a bit of convincing, but Robin is the one who convinces him in the end and if Gwen is on Robin's side, I think Finney ends up reluctantly agreeing and once in a while reminds them that it's wrong but stays quiet and appreciates the bonding more than anything).

Side effects of an introvert when socializing. (this text mostly reminds me of the last scene when Finney returns to his classes after everything that happened).

Robin.

As with Finney, Robin reminds me a lot of this type of character like Neil Perry (The Dead Poets Society), mostly because of the type of friendship he establishes or is seen to have had with Finney (plus I'm personally anderperry shipper).

This guy is definitely the one who starts the trouble (with Vance's help) and is the one who has the best ideas, along with Bruce, to make the pranks. Along with Gwen's help, he convinces Finney.

Finney would say something like: (this is from an incorrect quote generator).

Finney: Look, robin, if you get us out of this, I promise I won't hate you.

Finney: I will just dislike you a reasonable amount.

es broma pero si no quieres no es broma.

(translation: I'm kidding but if you don't want to, it's not a joke.)

SABES QUE ES DE BROMA, LPM. (translation: you know I'm kidding, ffs)

Gwen.

I have a feeling that out of everyone, Gwen along with Donna is the mom of the group (not to the extreme level of caution, like her brother). Because likewise when they set in motion the plan for the pranks they will pull, she is the one they use as the angel of the group, either to convince (manipulate) the adults while the others pull the pranks and she keeps them safe. Of course, at the end of covering for them, she would ask them for candy or some favor of doing her chores for agreeing to help them.

Regarding convincing her brother, I don't feel she would be the typical younger sister threatening to say something to her father, but since she knows of his crush on Donna, Gwen and Robin would (probably) use this against him. And Finney Boy eventually agreed to it.

um- there are basic priorities :D

If there is a god, he will be the one who will have to ask me for mercy.

Bruce.

As I stated in Robin's hc. This guy would help Robin plan the strategies for the pranks, helping to persuade and bring the others together to get everyone on the same page. Knowing or taking more into account everyone's personalities and using that information to his advantage to bring them all together. Even Vance.

I think Bruce is like the casanovas of the group, and a Remus Lupin-style character from All the Young Dudes, I also think he would be the one who brings order to everyone when Paperboy is not around or doesn't have his help at those times.

shoOt, nvm I can date myself anyway :,)

Vance.

With Vance, I think he is the first to accept but the last to want and have to get involved with the others, i.e. Bruce would be the one to persuade him to join them, and as he knows he will refuse even if he has not even approached, therefore he would not give him a chance to talk either, (and so this also leads me to think that Finney is easier to convince than Vance himself).

But at the same time, if Bruce tells Vance that there will be a consequence for people he detests, or even someone he wants to bother and had planned to mess with, that's what I think leads him to accept. So once he accepts, it would be better not to back out, because that might change this guy's mind the first time around.

me and my anger issues when:

Griffin.

I think Griffin is the kid that others want to protect. While also respecting the fact that he can stand up for himself and speak up for himself. Also, I think this kid would join them, and even though I may think his character looks more reserved, eventually they would form a group, and with this helping them in making the pranks, he would feel part of this group and little by little he would open up and let the others get to know Griffin. And I like to think that every time a prank turns out well he turns to Robin, Billy or Bruce for a "high five" with their giggles in the background as they run away to avoid getting caught (And a ruffle in Griffin's hair).

*survival mode on*

damn, ig, perhaps we´re just lucky

Donna.

Donna seems to me to be one of those people who, at first, when you meet them, is quiet and, as you get to know them, they are quite outgoing. She would also get along great with Gwen and could be like a big sister to Gwen. Donna, I think, is a character who could be interested in knowledge beyond what education dictates to you in books, and of course, she wouldn't let them mess with her or the people she cares about. But I also think that helping to play pranks on the kids would be like being willing to help them, but also taking a scolding from the consequences, and Finney would always agree with her like, "See, I told you so."

Then Donna would be the one who, along with Gwen, would unleash a prank war between them against Finney and Robin when the others were not present.

Later they would all join in a prank war with each other.

If you make a protest against the government, count me in. ;)

[hel-phoenyx]

"STOP HITTING ON MY FRIENDS" Emerens van Heel, at least 5 times a day when his sisters visit

[hel-phoenyx]

"EMEREEEEEEEEENS!"

"Comin'~"

"Oh yes you will :DDD"

"..."

"..."

"On second thought, I'd rather stay sat here in safety."

Emerens and Thibault after they started living together. Their polycules are either tired or making bets on what will happen next. Or horny. Depends.

[hel-phoenyx]

"How about no" Mareva van Heel

"Not my fault they're hot" Elvira van Heel

He's tired of this shit. They tried to hit on his partners, his sexfriends, his friends without benefits, and that bro he doesn't realise he has a squish on but is still very jealous they tried to shoot their shot with. They're unstoppable.

"STOP HITTING ON MY FRIENDS" Emerens van Heel, at least 5 times a day when his sisters visit