#lowkey how I'm learning to drive rn

[rrxnjun]

this is yet again going to be a long one maybe but i'm not going to say sorry😎 AND I LOVE U FOR TEXTING ME!! and coming off anon just so i can add the screenie lmao so another liebestraum anon reveal

the first one i just screenshoted cuz what in the world about the cookies and cream‼️ and the second one is just so☹️ i just really love it spoke to me on a personal level☹️☹️

TO STAY ON BRAND LMAO no but fruity ice creams slap and not going to lie to u i dont like chocolate ice cream .-.

I LOVE FALL BUT IM SCARED OF SEPTEMBER SO IM CHILLING WITH SUMMER RN EVEN THOUGH ITS MY LEAST FAV SEASON ITS FALL WEATHER RN ANYWAYS HAHA and thank u thank u again ur fics kept me sane so couldn't have done it without u ily💘💖 I WILL NEVER STOP BEING SAPPY!!!

i finished reading it around 3-3:30 am lmao i looked at the clock at like one am and i jjst said okay one more part and i just kept doing that till i finished the fic💀 but it was worth it kept thinking about the whole day!! i went to the park with my neighbors and somehow we talked about learning to drive and the whole time my brain just went oh haechan of the fic oh it was amazing lmao

GOT A WHOLE SPREADSHEET READY FOR COUNTING I TOOK IT AS A SERIOUS MATTER!! and i can't believe i was right crazy i thought i definitely missed some THANK U FOR THE PRIZE I LOVE IT SO MUCH THAT SUNWOO PIC THO SCREAMING CRYING STILL !BEST PRIZE THANK U!

that happening irl some people have pretty interesting lives🫡 UR HAIR WONT GET MESSED UP IT WONT BE U DONT MANIFEST THE BAD VIBES DUDE!! i read hon and i just knew i had to mention it BUT I THOUGHT U USED IT INTENTIONALLY LMAO and can't argue with that it was deserved but can't let my man have false accusations going around even if he is crazy delusional and did what he did i have to protect his name🫡

OMG OMG WE GET A CSENKE REVEAL ON HERE AS WELL !!!! THE GROWTH !!!!!!! i was about to text u like hey girlie u forgot the anon button again but then i saw it was intentional and went :,)

i am with yn on this one cookies and cream needs to die like i HATE that flavor with a burning passion TT and the second one- ☹ see i wrote that for myself. u can see the jump from me being fine to being depressed to being fine again in that fic and HAHA and that part was just me reminding myself and assuring myself hhh i am glad it spoke to you <33

YOU DONT LIKE CJOCOLATE ICE CRWAM ???? BUT ITS A CLASSIC ???????!?!!! Our friendship might be ending right here and now ngl......

AAAH i get you !! especially since youre starting uni so it can get very scary but i promise u its gonna be all okay and exciting !! (Like if i ignore the homesickness and stress i felt last year, starting uni felt very new and exciting and i enjoyed it)). i cant wait for school to start ngl im so bored rn i need the routine 😭😭😭😭😭 also its so weird how this summer was summer for like.... a month....? and then it got cold again ??? like im not complaining since i like the colder weather but i didnt have a chance to go swimming this year so im ☹ and ily ily ily you keep me sane every day so im glad i was able to do the same

3??? AS IN THREEEEE AM ???? girl youre crazy no person should stay up so late to read my fic. but thats such an honor i- ☹☹ thank you <33 AHAHA i am glad u got reminded of my fic SHSJSJ but also same sometimes i drive and i get reminded of my own fic its crazy

A SPREADSHEET IM CRYING i kept a tally for each member. I lowkey forgot i mentioned them this much at the start i got surprised at seeing their names there 😭😭 but i am happy u enjoyed your prize ❤ special just for you

WE MANIFESTED WELL ALTHO NOT QUITE ENOUGH :((( i mean- it slipped out by itself THE PETNAME IS ROTTING MY BRAIN. its like sweetie? baby? babe? no. hon. why? my man uses it 🥰🥰🥰 also i cant believe u can still defend your man after all of that....unbelievable

[moonsluvr]

tomorrow x together as romantic things they do for their s/o!

synopsis: just txt doing cute things ♡

word count: 374

genre: fluff, established relationship, bf!txt x gn!reader

warnings: none :)

authors note: sorry guys i know this isn't a real fic but i'm on vacation rn. i'll be back to writing soon but have this for now 🤧

soobin !

pda & lots of physical affection

he’s obsessed with it, actually

maybe partially to annoy his members,,

always claims its bc he knows u secretly love it, but he rlly just wants to hold u all the time — not slick. 😖

cuddles are a fav of his

intERTWINES HIS PINKY WITH YOURS <//3

back hugs 24/7 😵

and they say romance is dead

yeonjun !

doing things w/ you that you’ve always wanted to do or just taking you to places you wanna go

you want to recreate a scene from a movie?

he’s on it.

& he’ll make sure it’s perfect

helps you absolutely wipe out your bucket list

he just wants u to experience what makes u happy

and he’s gonna make sure it’s with him

the best days of ur life WILL be spent with this man 😕❤️

garsh i love him :((

beomgyu !

forcing you to do things w/ him

basically yeonjun but the other way around

he just loves you so much & wants to do romantic things with u!

like he’ll take u out on a day it’s supposed to rain

“oops! guess we have to dance in the rain now” 🤧

or writing u letters and forcing you to write back sjdhksh

he’s a hopeless romantic when it comes to you 😫✋

but it’s okay because he always makes the moment special

taehyun !

trying new things for u

like he might not know how to cook but he tries for you?? 🙁

& if u have hobbies/interests he has no clue about, he’s ready to hear all about it

learns everything you like/dislike so he can treat u the way u deserve

highkey does it because he wants to show you he cares about you lowkey does it to impress you 😓

ur validation is all that matters to him

“🥰🥰” for u

he luvs u sm pls treat him good </3

hueningkai !

sharing music w/ u

as in making each other playlists 🤕💔

he even goes as far as sharing headphones </3

y'all jam together all the time 😍

and when y'all are on a drive, blasting music and singing loudly ?? then what ?

sometimes stops singing/dancing to just. look at u

and smile to himself :(

uses music to express how he feels for you a lot

he’s WhippedTM.

[gwagwagwagoogoo]

not really a request but a question lmaoo. since i've seen people on twitter saying that asa drives/can drive, do you perhaps know where did this fact come from? because i don't think we've seen her in a vehicle yet so i'm lowkey confused abt that(?) idk maybe i missed a part where someone in the manga said she can drive? i guess that since she lives alone she can manage to learn how to drive by herself but is there any proof in the manga that she drives? sorry if i'm question dumping u with this 😭😭 im just really really curious rn

I am so flattered that you think I also know where this has spawned from or what caused this because you’re right. I am the Asa Mitaka Knowledge keeper and I am here to give you for your answer from an esteemed and trusted source.

Its a headcanon people made up

I am here to challenge that status and say this with my heart: ASA MITAKA CANNOT DRIVE!! YOURE ALL WRONG! ITS ALL FANON LIES AND SLANDER

You think Asa, WHO THROWS UP AND PASSES OUT AT THE SLIGHTEST THING, could drive a CAR? Are you INSANE? YOU THINK SHE, A TEENAGER LIVING ON HER OWN OFF OF HER PARENTS DEAD MONEY COULD OWN A CAR??? YOU THINK SHE WOULD PAY A CAR LOAN??? YOU THINK SHE’D ACTUALLY PASS HER DRIVERS TEST? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR HEAD? ARE YOU THINKING STRAIGHT?

Do you all know WHO SHE IS? THIS NERVOUS SOPPING WET DOG OF A PERSON? She’d start crying in her car after turning into a complicated parking lot. She almost t-boned another person and had a panic attack on the drive home and couldn’t do it anymore.

So here to everyone who thinks THE ASA MITAKA can drive a car: YOU ARE WRONG. YOURE A LIAR. YOU DONT KNOW HER LIKE I DO‼️

ASA MITAKA CANT FUCKING DRIVE AND SHE NEVER WILL‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

[briefmusicbouquet]

part 5 of 5 of my rants on why "none of the robins should become batman after bruce" we're onto the last (first) robin, dick grayson!

and no

just no

yes dick grayson has the ability to be batman, and if there truly was a need for him to be batman, he would become batman and do the bets he could, but he woudln't necessarily be happy or fulfilled doing it

so much of dick grayson's character is defined by him being someone seperate from batman, even in his origins

the name "robin" is from his family, not batman (and it ended up evolving to become something inseparable from batman, which i'm lowkey iffy about because it gives batman and the mantle of batman authority over the mantle of robin when it wasn't even originally batman's in the first place) and dick grayson was going to go out as robin with or without batman anyway

and later, once robin is inseparable from batman, dick grayson spent so much time reestablishing himself as his own person and hero away from batman/bruce, which i feel like is so important to his character development, that learning how to function without batman/a higher authority and developing his own unique purpose and drive for continuing to be a vigilante

nightwing has existed as his own separate hero, for almost as long as he was robin (depending on how old you place dick grayson at and how long jason and tim were robin which i'm not even gonna TRY to puzzle out rn)

so much of dick grayson and his character is about him being separate from batman and growing into his own distinctive vigilante so i feel like taking that away just for an "eldest sibling becomes the successor of the father" type of deal is a real disservice to him as a character and how the original robin started his vigilantism, plus in universe, it would take away that independence he spent so long building and really values, so i don't feel like he would feel happy or fulfilled as batman

[thirstybtsthoughts]

Bunny I really need big sister advice here.

So, I'm in the bathroom and the door is locked, I went in to make some pleasure in this Tae professor fic I just read... and so I'm enjoying, as one would say, and then I search on twitter for bulges in suits coz thats a kink of mine and it kinda went with the taehyung professor theme... and so I'm scrolling and sprawled out with my hand in use, then my THIRTEEN year old sister says my name as she UNLOCKS THE DOOR WITH HER NAIL, AND straight up just strolls in and stares at me like a foot away. And in the panic, I closed my bare legs, sat there like I was peeing, and tried to not act suspicious.

I yell at her to stay out if the door is locked, and she gets mad at me and leaves. NO PRIVACY IN THIS HOUSE, SMH!!! But then I look down at my phone and realize I forgot something. I left my screen on. MY SCREEN ON. AS THERE'S SOME DUDE ON THE TIMELINE STROKING HIS BULGE,,, my eyes were scanning to make sure I hid everything that could look suspicious in under a second, so i couldn't see if she got a glimpse of it.

My sister is in this weird phase where she's hyper freaked out at anything that makes her think innapropriate thoughts. Idk, maybe its because she's going through puberty and it scares her because she doesn't like this new unknown thing (I was the same way when I was younger for some reason), and it also could be that we're in a very religious and conservative household, so she could be under some self-inflicted impression that its "dirty" or "wrong" to have innapropriate thoughts. But like... its the kid version of dirty. They don't even know what to think yet. For example, we don't watch aquaman anymore because she said to my mom that the shape of his pants makes her look there and it bothers her. This girl... *sigh*

So now I'm sitting here lowkey freaking out. I can't ask my mom to tell her to knock off just ENTERING THE LOCKED BATHROOMS whenever she wants, because then my mom would be like ??? Why is it bothering you extra??? And then she'd know thats usually where I'll go to have privacy so I can do things. I'm twenty years old.

So I tried to continue and refocus on the fantasy of professor Tae again when I was back alone, because I was literally just gonna climax when that scary interruption barged in. I was shaky and akward and felt exposed and so uncomfortable from it. And then my mom walks past, pounding on the door and giving me a heart attack. "Who's in the bathroom rn??" She shouts. Again, yanked my hand away, turned off my phone, and closed my legs JUST IN CASE. I weakly respond "me", and then I freaked out a little again, because my voice was kinda whimpery since I got close to climaxing again and had to panic and stop immediately.

My whole family is really comfortable and casual about just getting things when they need them from cubbords and stuff, but my sister doesn't even knock to ask if its alright. I swear, she does it just to bug me.

Gosh i'm getting off track.

Anyway, I'm scared that I scarred my sister, or if she's gonna hyperfixate and obsess about it in secret now. I don't want her to freak out more than she does. And I really don't want my mom to know that I'll occasionally watch things on my phone. She'll take it to "help me stop" probably, even if I'm a grown woman.

So like... any advice on how to adress this situation? I'm so sorry, I'm just so sick of this. There's NOWHERE I can have the full guarentee of privacy, not even my room. No locks on doors, everyone waltzes in because no one would think anyone is hiding something. but so far I've never been walked in on or caught until now. It felt exposing, even if she thought I was just using the bathroom, and I really didn't like it. I feel embarrased now, that could have gone so bad.

~ 🌸

Wow... I know privacy is hard when living with family but opening locked doors and walking into a bathroom when someone is inside?!... maybe it's a norm in some households, I don't know, but I do feel for you that you really do have no privacy at all.

About your sis - I'm sorry to say it but I kind of feel like she had it coming for walking in on you like that. She shouldn't have done it. Hopefully she didn't see your phone or anything, at 13 though, she's old enough to get a gist of what might have been happening. She will get past this phase of being uncomfortable with things like it, you went through it too, so you would know. I assume it's something she (and you) got from your upbringing around your family's conservative views. Try not to worry about her too much, she'll figure things out as she grows and learns more. If you really want to, you could talk to her about not walking in when people are using the bathroom, but that would involve the risk of her bringing up what she may have seen and thinking about it more. I don't know what else to say about it, it's how your family is, and I feel that if you were to bring up the topic of privacy in a conversation with them it would backfire on you as they would want to know why it's an issue and why you want more privacy.

Do you drive? Have a car? Maybe that's somewhere you could do it. I used to wait until there was no one home and then use those few rare times to play with myself. Otherwise I just restrained from doing so. I never really properly explored myself until I was 27 and moved out though. I also never had privacy, I shared a room when I was at home, have a big family, and our bathroom is too echoey for anything and there's always someone walking by 😭. So I get the no privacy thing. Another thing is to wait until the dead of night when you know they're all asleep, but I know thats risky as every sound at night feels loud af 😩. Your only other option may be to move out...but that's a big step to take just for the sake of being able to masturbate in peace. It's your choice how to handle things, you know your family best. 💜💜💜

[shiro-0197]

Good morning :D woah that's so cool to note. Teatime sounds so fun 😭👉👈we don't have anything like that here, but our schools encourage us to form friendships with students of other schools a lot, so we meet them during competitions or club president drives (which is where I met the friend from yesterday)

I'm proficient in English and Malay, and I can understand the other two, Tamil and Mandarin but I rarely ever speak it unless it's necessary because I speak those languages with an accent 😭😭 and I low-key can't get rid of it.

Ahhh that's pretty ironic, but it kinda be like that sometimes 😔 that's so fascinating though, that you weren't allowed to speak the other on school grounds. And ahhh I love you so much 💖 you're gonna do great >:)

AND SO ARE YOU. YOU GORGEOUS, GORGEOUS, HUMAN BEING ILY.

That was so sweet to read I think I melted a bit wow. You have such a cute friendship with her. I have a lot of best friends and our friendships can just be described with me sitting on their laps and flirting with them 24/7 😔🤚 don't apologise 😾😾 you can always talk freely to me and I'd never judge :D

Ahhh those relationships are bad :( I really really hope your friend is okay too, she deserves to be happy, but if she doesn't think it's a problem it might be a bit hard :< but no matter what, I think you're such a concerned and kind person. She's lucky to have you 💖💖✨

Haha, you should, because you are very special :) I used to have guy friends but things got rly messy and I just kinda stopped a while ago, and I'm MUCH happier. And honestly, the ones I do have rn are amazing and I wouldn't trade them for the world (especially you!)

yeah she said "sodium" with the straightest deadpan expression 😤 skfhskjdks

I hope your day goes wonderful too, and I WIL NEVER STOP SAYING IT EITHER, I LOVE YOU!!

—Ari

Heya!! I hope your day went well:^ tell me about it!!

Oh that's so cool, I wish we had stuff like that:/ the most we have is a Friendship Day where we're supposed to make gifts for people from different classes, even though we might have no idea who is who. It's pretty fun, but I always got sucky gifts😶 its fine though cuz I'm broke and anything is cool lmaoo

That's so cool!! I really wanna learn Mandarin as well but like,,, I find japanese easier so I decided to start with that. I'll probably sign up for classes when I can, someday:) I find accents really nice, they're cute in a way.

YES YES I AM GORGEOUS BUT LOWKEY YOU ARE MOST LIKELY MORE GORGEOUS THAN I AM AND I DO NOT ACCEPT ARGUEMENTS🤚

Its really nice to know you have friendships like that!! I only have like, two people I'm like that with. Flirting with your friends is so fun😭 also I'm really glad to hear that hehe, I've got many relationships ruined because I couldnt speak freely with them~

I really hope so too, every time she speaks about her gf it's about how she's concerned if shes doing something wrong:( I'm happy that you think so, but really, anyone who cares about someone would be like that<\3

I'm really glad you did stop talking to him, sometimes it's better to just stop. Not everyone clicks the right way, so its better to stop before you two break u.u" eeeeek you're so nice😭💞 it means so much to me that you think of me that way thank you so much ,,,,, (the especially made me CRY OK)

I bet that was a sight to see😭😭 I imagined that and I cant stop laughing. Shes got my respect HAHSHWB

[punkscowardschampions]

Carly & Ali

Carly: last nite was good of you Carly: saying thanks cuz i read my text from last nite & it was Carly: I cudnt read it k thats facts Ali: nah, don't mention it, no bitch left behind Ali: plus, I know the cunt doing the ditching, been there, like Ali: was trying to translate but yeah, you were pretty fucked 😂 Ali: how you feeling this am? 💚 Carly: yea? hes not that bad Carly: im a slag like he said tbh Carly: feeling like i had a decent nite all things considered Carly: you? Ali: Gurl, yes he is and no you ain't! Ali: Probably Ali: Who cares if you are, he is, and the rest Ali: I dated him for a bit, so there's no shady, tryna steal your man on the sly going on, don't worry Ali: much the same, my head feels like someone took my eyes out and shoved 'em up my arse, you know? Ali: standard sunday vibes Carly: aw you're sweet but it's no diss on me Carly: like ive cheated on him a few times Carly: but he does it too you're right w that Carly: hes a good fuck when he's not too wasted tho which you kno if you got it too Carly: you're single now tho? Carly: can have him back if you want Ali: Fair play Ali: why not call it open and call it a day? Ali: Probs 'cos he likes fighting as much as he likes fucking Ali: Meh, yeah, was passable, gotta have some reason to keep him around, like Ali: Nah, going out with the girl that drove us back Ali: Remember? Dark hair, angry Carly: yea Carly: you know Carly: shit my bad Carly: she was scary is what i've got in my head Carly: idk my head is sketch cant trust it Ali: That's a fair assessment, I reckon Ali: She wouldn't hate it either so you good 😉 Carly: pretty tho Carly: call it a trade up Ali: Yeah, she's cute Ali: you need any more of the night filling in lemme know, I'll do my best Ali: it was pretty standard though, nothing too wild Carly: no faking it w her cuz shes too drunk Carly: designated driver be like Carly: last i see i was getting with his friend lowkey and he went off about it im blank from then Ali: its a fucking gay crime to ever fake it, no matter what Ali: I can get behind that one tho, not got the time or energy tbh Ali: yeah i think him and his friend then got in a scrap and then they left Ali: bros before hoes mentality hardcore, like idk, have fun jerking each other off then, if that's ur vibe boys Carly: k that sounds legit from what i caught on his socials Carly: didnt upload the circle jerk bless Carly: gay crimes must of been committed Ali: sad face Ali: coulda spat on his back Ali: protip Carly: ill let him know when he texts me later Carly: how did you kno where i live? state of me Carly: sorry to drag you this way Ali: plottwist, i'm a massive stalker with bad intentions Ali: I truly don't know, but I'll tell Lene she should be a cabbie 'cos she managed and I don't think we got any puke in her car Carly: k big lesbian crush on me yea Carly: ioher lots Carly: stealing her girl and wrecking her car in one Ali: Naturally, you cute Ali: I'll give you her number if you like, or just pass along the thanks and soz Carly: awh you're cuter Carly: probs still drunk tho Carly: giving me those kind words Carly: you handle the now ex if you love me Ali: Hahaha, he'd LOVE that Ali: ghosts of gf past Ali: Let me and I'll love you forever Carly: go for it Ali: let's see if I've still got his number Ali: this contact list is a minefield of mistakes but the real embarrassment would be getting them muddled up, fo'shame! Carly: i can give it Carly: used it more recently than you Carly: up there at my top Ali: won't be tellin' him that Ali: don't need the ego boost Ali: but tah Carly: makes it more fun to fuck him over if you praise him first Carly: but maybe thats me Ali: like a shit sandwich Ali: I get it Carly: hungry for anything but that rn Carly: [Sends the number tho] Ali: wanna come for brunch Ali: now you are newly gay Ali: that's what they do, fucking sex in the city up in dis bitch Carly: yea? weird Carly: not what i thought Carly: awh first date tho Ali: forreal, even the butch ones, don't let 'em fool you, its all fancy fucking eggs and screwdrivers by 11am Ali: you call 'em mimosas tho, gotta pretend you're being classy Carly: wtf is a screwdriver Ali: Babe! Ali: Vodka and orange juice Carly: i call it that Carly: gays and their labels Ali: save it for the rant sesh honey Ali: love you talking about how men ain't shit as well Carly: thats the ones i fuck Carly: cant be bringing no poshos to a caravan Ali: Posh boys are only good for the money anyway, I'm sure Ali: not finding any in 24 like regardless Carly: not gonna find out if they do drive by now im a lesbian wife Carly: sorry lads Ali: they had their chance Ali: unlucky boys Carly: should prob tell me your name again if im taking it Ali: Ruins the mystery a bit but alright Ali: Its Ali Ali: Ali McKenna if we're being formal Carly: k you've got the hot brothers Carly: makes sense Ali: 🤔 Ali: I think you're thinking of someone else, babe Carly: not trying to have our first fight but you coulda told me before we got hitched, bitch Carly: you're still hot tho don't be sad Ali: so you could run off with one of my brothers? i think not Ali: unless you meant Tommy 'cos he's very single but that's unlikely because he's never here Ali: stuck with me for now, hoe 😘 Carly: a slag like me could do worse Carly: has Ali: bitch, same Ali: we can compare notes, see how many regrets we got in common Carly: yea Carly: doing it Ali: Good, save it for brunch 'cos I'm coming forreal Ali: we don't have to deal with a gaggle of gossiping gays tho, bring you a maccies breakfast? Carly: k Carly: be fun Carly: you are from what i remember Ali: I like that Ali: No bullshit Ali: Imma start all interactions like be fun please or I'm out Ali: ✌ bringing the fun and the bacon babe Carly: you're not bringing your gf are you Ali: Nah, how awkward, meet the missus, honey Carly: like there's usually a lad in my trio sorry Carly: still learning this lesbian life Ali: oh, are you bi legit? Ali: she's way too jealous for threesomes, you're good Carly: nah i just know what lads want Ali: Oh gurl Ali: that's why Lene ain't coming Ali: the lecture you're avoiding Carly: idc Carly: youre my wife now bitch Ali: 💍💍 Ali: Productive morning, if I do say so myself Ali: and we're hanging, fuck with us Carly: good influence of you cuz i havent done fuck all this week Ali: Hard work being a bi icon, babe Ali: wait 'til I get you on the yoga hype Carly: wtf Carly: is that a joke Ali: nah, I've already done half an hour this morning Carly: bitch i had my fingers crossed you mistyped yogurt Carly: i love you but its a no Ali: 😂 lets be really into yogurt, not fancy stuff, like fucking froobs Carly: phallic Carly: slurping on my dick shaped yogurt Ali: exactly Ali: what do men love more than a representation of their genitals shoved in your mouth? nothing, is the answer, bar the real thing Ali: so seductive Carly: they don't like food in bed tho, but maybe thats my technique Carly: thinking you could use whatever Carly: k just gonna dump this curry out yea bear with Ali: spicy Ali: imagine the yeast infection you'd get from a fromage frais Carly: like sorry but if i can handle cum in my eye you can deal with some saag aloo boy Carly: googling those symptoms would be a laff tho Ali: ugh, now i want indian Carly: date 2, babe Ali: 😍 Ali: this is all moving so fast Ali: 'bout it Carly: thats all i kno about lesbians k Ali: Its so true Ali: Can confirm Carly: is your gf gonna be mad that im flirting with you Carly: cuz im scrappy but she's scary Ali: 😂 Ali: Probably but when I tell her you're straight she'll have to chill Ali: yeah, we're married BUT SHE'S STRAIGHT, BABE Carly: can't tell her how many girls ive fucked cuz i dont remember Carly: convenient Ali: Best keep that on the DL, yeah Ali: like your blatant gay feelings for me Carly: k Carly: been a secret before no big Ali: Awh babe, ain't nothing dirty about this Ali: I shall tell the world Carly: you're sweet Ali: Probably not if you still wanna be getting that D but you know, noblest intentions, like Carly: im over it Carly: go off Ali: when your pussy's the cure Ali: how can I be humble now? 😏 Carly: dont be Carly: proud slags who fucking love froobs Carly: its a mood Ali: that is a whole ass mood Ali: put it on a t-shirt, babe Carly: earn some bread for my table Ali: solid business plan Ali: we can't be the only ones Carly: independent women who don't need no dick Carly: anymore Ali: hell yeah! Ali: unless that dick wanna pay the bills, in which case we'll let 'em Ali: so we can get more froobs Carly: point Ali: oh no, someone put a pic of Molly Briggs vomming on Insta Ali: 1. gross 2. who hasn't been there, poor bitch Carly: sad Carly: hope she's alright Ali: I'd ask but don't really know her and her phone must already be blowing up Ali: plus she threw a netball right in my face once and I don't forget, bitch Ali: jk, I'll just report the pic 😂 Carly: they all call me a whore cba to keep track of which mollys or other bitches Ali: She is a bit of a bitch, ain't gonna sugarcoat it so probably Ali: not saying Karmas real but posted on that friggin' TallaghtSlags page so 🤷 Ali: grab a froob, darling Carly: her name makes me wanna party with her dad but thats as far as im fucking with that family Carly: or mum i dont know who picked it like Ali: Init, proper old skool ravers, obvs Ali: think I'm out of eccies, sadly Ali: last night depleted me Carly: Watch me call my son Bennie cos I got anxiety, baby Ali: Cute tho, whole medicine cabinet of babies Carly: why not im married now Ali: We'll get on that, date 3, like Carly: where you taking me? Ali: up the wheyyyyyyyyyy Ali: well, we had brunch, indian, obvs we're fat bitches Ali: get on that chinese buffet life Carly: you can get on your yoga mat tho Carly: im fucked Carly: letting myself go so soon my bad Ali: Please, you're perfect Ali: I'll have all the kids if you want Carly: blushing is what i am Carly: how many you want? Ali: how many people names are there for drugs? molly bennie mandy charlie umm Ali: and our preachy child, frank Carly: ha Carly: tina that's one Ali: Ooh, yes, a gay icon Carly: billy, bud our weak child, cosmic kelly who's gonna have to style that out Ali: oh kelly, I hope you have the personality to match or we've really fucked you over there, soz babe Carly: can't forget dimitri, lucy or mandy Carly: sweet sweet mary joy Ali: My fanny hurts just thinking about it Carly: christine and tina are obvs twins thats a relief Carly: how manys that? Ali: 13 Ali: Unlucky for some but my actual lucky number! Ali: Fated Carly: ha Carly: it's love and keeps being proven Ali: can't fight what's clearly so right Carly: true Ali: you want a milkshake Ali: i'm having one Carly: yea Carly: strawberry Ali: 'cos u so sweet 💚 Carly: awww Ali: I shall be right there, with brunch fit for a pair of proud slags Carly: k Carly: my parents arent here no need to break the news of wedded bliss Ali: Would be a weird first impression but I could rock it Ali: new fave in-law? I think so Carly: yea Carly: cant fight fate like Carly: been said Ali: forreal, catch me outside if you got something to say, lads Ali: alone time with the bae is always good tho Carly: you kno Carly: love you bitch Ali: love ya 😘