#lowkey a bi awakening tbh

[uss-genderprise]

fun fact rose was my least favourite companion growing up, quickly followed by donna. i found rose annoying and donna kinda bland. i really liked rose in s4 tho. martha was my favourite. i loved martha. amy was fun. then clara came alone and swept the competition so hard she blew everyone else out of the water. i would have gotten eaten alive on here for these opinions as a kid

[thrwne]

On a completely different note, I was thinking about Olivia since she might date a girl after (or before) Erik. I lowkey ship her with Thea because I'm all for a Thea redemption arc tbh. Think they would be cute! Maybe next season?

I’m so excited for Thea’s redemption arc because she’s actually the most interesting character on the show 🤭

Thea and Olivia would be interesting. And if Olivia is bi and openly talks about being bi and what that means maybe that'll awaken some thoughts in Erik's brain 🤡 But I fear we'll get Thea x Felix...

[luffythinker]

Huh, you think Kirishima would be the shy one about liking Kaminari i see it the opposite, Kaminari being the shy one. I feel like Kirishima being a buddy is what makes Kaminari fall in love hard like his completely normal -> Im going to be nice to you and be such a good friend to you is what makes Kaminari fall in love with him. Kaminari even though he is like the smoothest one in class A wont try any moves on Kirishima cause he feels like his whole friendship is at stake. I love reading those fics where characters are friends with someone and their thoughts are "No they're probably not even like that" i love reading i didn't know i was gay and i dont think they are gay either only to find out YO THEY LIKE and its not even about being gay they just like me cause i am me. Kaminari having a crisis cause he thought he was straight but the idea of a guy like Kirishima pushing him against the wall is heaven. i also think Denki fantasies about Kirishima biting his neck and would love hickeys from his homie Kirishima has caught him in a drooling stare before lol Kaminari wishes he sat next to Kirishima instead of in front of him but he loves to bend back in his chair and look at him from upside down that sounds cute omg.

I can rock with shy Denki too ngl!! it makes sense for him to be confident to flirt with anyone BUT the guy he actually likes. Agree that he falls for the nice guy, good friend thing Kirishima has going on because he is so genuine and so lovely <33 I ALSO LOVE THE IM NOT GAY, THEY'RE NOT GAY BUT WE COULD BE GAY FOR EACH OTHER THINGJSFJDF (all the power to bi/pansexuals out there, our characters are just dumb) lowkey feel like Kaminari just never questioned his sexuality, but once he starts to feel the feels his awakening would be like being hit by a brickkjfkjd idk if we can say this here but i hope it's okay, but yes Denki has a strength kink he just loves how strong Kirishima is, he could stare at him lifting weights all day tbh! this last scene looks so cute, I can see him bending backward just to look at Eijirou while flashing a big smile :(( they're just so cute, both are very sunshine to me

[obsessive-bear-walking]

So this post actively talks about sex below the cut. No one asked but here I go having a sexuality crisis lmao.

Like. So. I'm part of the mspec bi/pan -> aro pipeline. Because my ass could not tell the difference between friends I was sexually attracted to and romantic attraction. So I assumed I was mspec especially because I had romantic attraction to a girl for the first time when I was about, 13? Up until that point it was all men (or so I had thought at the time)

I've always been sexually attracted to men. I had my sexual awakening somewhere around 6 or 7.

I can identify crushes I had on fictional women/actresses(even more now looking back), but I could not tell you if I experienced sexual attraction to them. I can identify exactly four real/personally known women I have been romantically attracted to (but not sexually). These girls I had feelings for fell starkly into three categories 1. Alt (but its worth noting that I have always felt comfort in how alt fashion esp emo was extremely a, its something that made me feel safe dressing as when i was a confused trans preteen) 2. I can't explain but but like. High femme ig? Elle Woods. The girls from Teen Wolf, the girls from Shadowhunters. 3. Me as a woman (I'm not unpacking that though bye lol). My first girlfriend was a high femme nonbinary trans woman, my second girlfriend was high femme, one of my crushes was alt, and another was high femme. I was not sexually attracted to any of them.

My ex, who I was lowkey, hung up on detransitioned recently and completely changed her gender expression and pronouns from masc to femme, and I no longer experience any attraction to her.

I identified as bi/pan (swapped between them, but tbh when I did I'd as pan I was treated as bi) in middle school and high school before I realized that I was demiromantic and allohomosexual.

I had a friend in middle/high school who I thought about having sex with a lot, but I genuinely don't think it was attraction based? I used to think about like... giving her orgasms very neutrally. So I'm not sure if it was intrusive thoughts or just a servitude thing.

I'll admit, I kind of think both anuses and vaginas are gross. Orifices that aren't mouths are just kind of a no for me(I'm working on it), but I very comfortably imagined eating this girl out to orgasm very often and it was something I would be comfortable doing and even wanted to sometimes. I didn't get turned on by doing this which is kind of why I was thinking it was more of a servitude thing.

And sex acts/desire and attraction aren't the same things.

Also she was only only real woman I ever thought this about. Ever. I was not sexually attracted to nor desired any or the women I dated. They were both asexual and one was sex repulsed and the other was sex neutral and I'm very unsure whether or not we would have had sex of we were given the chance.

But the thing too is. Until I met my friend Huss I had never had a healthy relationship with a woman. Even my 10 year relationship with one of my female friends has only started to become healthier.

Everyone who lives in my house is a woman, and abusive towards me. I'm also the scapegoat for a lot of things. It's easier to blame me for resisting my dad's abuse then to admit he's abusive and it's my fault my relationship with him is bad etc etc. My longest relationship with a woman was so abusive that I am still recovering from it.

All my relationships with men (except for my father) have been healthy for the most part. And the only one that left me with huge after affects was my father and even that has never affected my interpersonal relationships.

Girls at my school devoured me and the boys ignored me or when they were nice it was genuine.

The friend I used to think about having sex with parentified me to such an extreme degree. She made all her decisions my problem and was very biphobic and a lot of other things. We ended our friendship because she just dropped me for some unknown reason. A few months after asking me for advice, not taking the advice and then blaming me for "letting her" do that. She didn't live in the same state as me wtf was I supposed to do? Tie her to a chair? I told her it was a bad idea and she said I was wrong, then BLAMED ME for her doing it. Then flat up abandoned me after I had to build my life around her.

For about 10 years of my life I was terrified of women. Like scared shitless and would actively avoid them and panic.

So I'm just like. Was I sexually attracted to women at some point but it got beaten out of me or something? I'm only romantically attracted to women who can't come near me 90% of the time. (I mean, nit actively, but I'm thinking. Perhaps that's why???) Jeez. Perhaps I'm just a caedhomosexual.

Being a human is too much.

[bytedykes]

COMPLETELY FORGOT TO DO THIS OMG, tagged by @bi-demon-ium HI GREBO!!! HI HI HI

rules: tag game! tag people and have them tell you your top ten favorite characters of all time (doesn’t have to be in order).

i loooove rambling i will ramble about each of these btw ❤ i am my own enabler (and procrastinating hw rn ahahaha...ha...h)

Will Byers (stranger things) - i LOVE will SO MUCH!!!! i love him soo so much he is my sweet can of peach preserves i want to swing him around like a ferret literally obsessed with him rn. everything about him makes me want to scream and cry and throw up every day im so thankful will exists nobody gets him like me. honorable mentions el who is practically one unit with will so i can legally put her on the same bullet point, and also all the other st characters who im also obsessed with who are not getting their own bulletpoints but i still want to acknowledge them bc i love them.... soo much.......

MAGNUS BANE (shadowhunters tv) - *long drawn out scream* tbh hes probably the first character i was like, really and truly obsessed with, like honestly magnus bane kicked off an Era for me regarding my derangement and how i participate in fandom. magnus bane was the catalyst of a whole gender awakening for me. magnus bane is my everything. i love him and his husband. yeag

Phoenix Wright (ace attorney) - OBSESSED WITH HIS PATHETIC BISEXUAL SWAG no further commentary needed. honorable ace attorney mentions go to maya fey and klavier even tho i have not gotten to him in game yet. i know imgonna love him when i do go back to playing aa4 so he counts

Bart Curlish (dirk gentlys holistic detective agency tv 2016) - THE MOST WOMAN EVER!!!!!!!! the peak of grimy murder women. they peaked with her here. we need more women like bart

Farah Black (dirk gentlys) - OUGH couldnt resist putting farah in here too bc shes also SUCH a woman i love everything about her she is perfect. honorable dghda mentions goes to tina and amanda and dirk and every other character in this show. shakes them up and down puts them all into the pear wiggler even

Diego Hargreeves (umbrella academy) - i love insane men with sharp objects and insane morals

Constance Contraire (the mysterious benedict society tv) - i love insane little girls who have plotted murders canonically on screen and have insane familial relationships

Ben Hargreeves (umbrella academy) - wait ok sorry to double dip again but i cant believe i forgot how obsessed with ben i was?? i spent literally 3 years blogging about him and drawing almost exclusively him?? i even created a crackship with him to torment my best friends with??? ben i am so sorry. how could i have forgotten. i love ghosts who are younger brothers who are big bitches

lowkey cannot even think of anyone else lmao. im gonna say Megamind from the movie Megamind bc i love that movie and i love him. me when autistic blue men from space <3

i genuinely cannot think of anyone else i only rlly started having Favorite Characters around age 10-11 but all of the guys i liked from then i dont care much about anymore so i wouldnt say theyre All Time Favorites. and since then i have been majorly into only like 5-6 pieces of media where i had True Blorbos, Personality Shaping Characters, so like. that might be it? im probably just blanking im sure ill think of a few more characters i love after i hit post on this but ehhhh whatever live laugh love <3

edit: TOOTHLESS HOWTOTRAINYOURDRAGON. HOW COULD I FORGET YOU

okkkk thats it i guess !! i love being so so normal about fictional character just me and my blorbos having a normal sane time

no pressure to do this but tagging @tmoblrina @toadstoolillustrations @urlocallesbiab @jonathansbowlcut annnnd my wifi just went out! so no one else <3 peace on earth

[that-was-anticlimactic]

🏳️‍🌈 Sokka

well ! sokka is a bisexual he / they yes he is <3

i lowkey like to think that jet was his bi awakening but i also love the headcanon that sokka is the only one who doesn't find jet attractive... but anyways, he didn't find out he was bi until prolly the second book (and if jet was his bi awakening, it didn't sink in until book two) and he really started to embrace it in book three! tbh, i feel like he'd figure out that he wanted to use he / they pronouns before he came to terms with being bi and katara was the first person he told, naturally <3

send me a 🏳️‍🌈 and a character and i'll tell you what i think their gender/sexuality is

[ajdrawshq]

Riku for the character thing! (And Junpei? Maybe? I think that'd be interesting °•°)

!!!!!!!!!!! putting this under a cut bc i Cannot shut up abt these two in particular bless u

Riku

favorite thing about them: gayass (affectionate) the way that hes so devoted to his best friends that it can easily turn self destructive (or otherwise generally destructive) with one wrong turn is just So. Yes. also im stealing his gender

least favorite thing about them: i wouldnt say i Dislike this bc thematically it fucks but its funny that kh1 is basically just a chain of the worlds' worst decisions bc this poor dumbass doesnt know how to deal w his feelings for his besties. he went from playful teasing on the island to getting straight up possessed how the fuck do u do things this badly

brOTP: Riku n Terra, or any of the wayfinders tbh, and the novel trio (Riku Axel Naminé) OH AND REPLIKU OFC. let Riku be the big brother figure he always wanted to be and give him more friends im begging

favorite line: "at least the waves sound the same..." always hurts me,, he spent all that time trying to escape the islands, then avoided going back there to face everyone. and now when they have no way to get back, no way of knowing if theyll ever even leave this place, hes exhausted and in pain and just.. happy to have that one last reminder of home. ok i need tp go cry now ,

OTP: Sorikai!!! and any 2 of those 3 together, Soriku is obvious but Rikai is SO sweet i love them dearly. Rikuroku is also up there because its funny

nOTP: him with any adults??? and im not a fan of Namiku tbh

random headcanon: hes nearsighted n needs glasses but is too stubborn to get his eyes checked. it only got worse when he wore that blindfold for a whole year and his friends lovingly make fun of him for it (especially Repliku, who didnt inherit his shitty eyesight lmao). also hes demi

unpopular opinion: i do think theres something big/special going on with him but im not convinced its as.. deep? as a lot of people are theorizing but it IS kh so what do i know and i really dont think disney or squenix have the balls to make him canonly/explicitely gay

songs i associate with them: unsaid by flor, Leo by Eve, A Sadness Runs Through Him by The Hoosiers, and like. anything by Jaymes Young bc thats peak sad yearning music right there (ESPECIALLY MOONDUST. stripped version also. god.)

favorite picture of them: oh this one is easy. soft lil dude..

Junpei

favorite thing about them: he is literally just some guy. like the most just some guy character ever. he did NOT ask for any of this he just happened to be dragged into it for reasons he almost couldnt comprehend but were also completely unavoidable. he is ridiculously observant of his environment and other people. he absorbs information like a sponge, which is impressive considering hes a college student fighting for his life and id legit just shut down. he is rational, but tends to act based on emotion when it concerns someone else and at his core is a helpful n caring guy. his ability to joke in a life or death situation is also something between impressive, endearing and worrying. his ability to Very Easily manipulate people is even more worrying. if he werent generally a nice dude id be afraid of him. hes a walking bi disaster and i love that for him. i want to be his friend

least favorite thing about them: horny. also didnt he become an alcoholic or something in the next game is he ok

favorite line: lowkey tempted to list every quote from his wiki bc holy fuck this dude is funny but this one killed me

(although the "people liquid" bit that i do Not remember encountering is up there. and his bi awakening by the elevator)

brOTP: his interactions w like.. idk basically everyone in 999 is so so good but if i had to choose id go w him n Aoi, Snake, n Clover

OTP: i.. dont know what to put here other than Junepei?? i dont rly even ship him with people i just think he needs therapy right the fuck now. or that Carlos guy he flirts with in one of the other games (i think??)

nOTP: idek just the obvious stuff i guess??

random headcanon: that dude is Not neurotypical. i dont have any evidence or anything i just think hes neat and i relate too much to his whole "idk what im doing in life im just kinda here" thing. and the fact that he carries damn near every puzzle he encounters and the 999 puzzles make my brain go brrrrr. shooting him with my adhd beam

unpopular opinion: uhhh.. what counts as a popular opinion???? what is the general consensus on this guy. will say that im afraid to touch the other ze games bc of whatevers going on w him but thats the only thing i got here

song i associate with them: ive been thinking very hard abt this one for thr past few days and i actually cant find anything that clicks here which is. surprising. if u squint i guess some of the songs i put for Riku could fit tbh..

favorite picture of them: i wanted to put that one shot of him during the true end looking at the sudoku puzzle but then i found this concept art of him n .. it appeals to me

[skullvins]

Please expand on the swim goggles thing

k lemme bullet point my way through this because it's an amalgamation of many hcs in one:

skull coroika is a little he/she bigender fucking legend and also besties with aloha. those two hang out n do funky transgender shit together and are generally the chaos pair of the S4. aloha invites all of the S4 to his parties these days but it's not really mask or army's scene, but skull can enjoy music + some socialisation + hanging out with his friend + free food + maybe some light drinking if you hc them as old enough to do so, which I do at this point in the manga

this means it's somewhat common for skull to use parties like this as an excuse to dress up MUCH more femme than usual/generally as an excuse to be more gnc. he'll wear his hair down or tie it up differently and possibly not wear his bandana/wear something else instead (I hc he also likes to hide behind hats sometimes) and throw a skirt on and just go have a good time

this means sometimes not only does he get mistaken for a girl sometimes, but sometimes people don't recognise that he's skull s4

it's canon that swim goggles goes to aloha's parties. we know swim knows avi too, and may have heard about skull through avi/in passing/seen him through social media/news (cos like. the S4 are canonically at least somewhat famous/well known) but has probably never met the guy in person

swim also thinks he's straight

fast forward to one of these parties, I can see swim approaching the tall purple inkling girl he's never met before and chatting her up a bit. I do think skull would play along with these flirtations a little bit, but only because it amuses him and he has a tendency to give kinda blunt, not very flirty answers (#AroLegend). this lowkey backfires tho because I weirdly think swim would find that cute?

"so, what's a cute gal like you do to pass the time?" "I snipe people... Accurately."

"maybe you could show me around your charger sometime haha" "oh, you couldn't handle what I do."

anyway, it's like two or three parties of these two bumping into each other and chatting for a bit before swim goes and talks to like aloha or diver (I think he'd be on good terms with both, but I think this is funnier with diver tbh) and he asks like hey. do you know who the tall purple girl is? .///.

and then aloha/diver is like. thats. That's skull S4 she's just gender as fuck. welcome to the bi gang lol

this is Surprising (and sexuality wise, confusing) to swim but I THEN hc he starts finding out more about skull on the turf side of things (follows his socials maybe, watches him in some tourneys, generally becomes a bit invested in purple team as like a fan) and finds himself still interested in skull even when she's more masc presenting in turf

they chat a bit more at parties, maybe a little bit after turf games, swim asks skull on a casual date but she turns him down (nicely), explains she doesn't really do traditional dating and they probably wouldn't work well like that, but she'd like to be friends and it all works out. they meet up at parties and they're happy to see each other and swim starts copying aloha and flirting with some of the guys at those parties too

anyway tl;dr silly bigender gnc shenanigans causes skull to accidentally be swim's bisexual awakening and it's incredibly hilarious, more at six

[digitalworldbound]

The Chosen’s Sexuality Headcanons

Happy (Belated) Pride Month!

🧡Taichi - Bisexual ~ Taichi is the type of guy to love everyone, you know? I feel like in terms of romance, he’d rather just have someone that he truly loves, and wouldn’t worry about the gender. (also, he lowkey had a crush on Sora and Yamato). 

💙Yamato - Demisexual ~ Yamato is the type to only develop romantic feelings only under specific circumstances, like emotionally bonding after saving the world multiple times or something.

❤Sora - Lesbian ~ As Sora's mom seems very conservative (making her daughter quit a male-dominated hobby for something more feminine), so I feel that Sora wouldn't talk openly with her about her crushes on girls. It isn't until that she joins the tennis team that she finds another girl questioning herself. Sora, still, is pretty lowkey about any girlfriends she has (her mom still doesn't know!!)

💜Koushiro - Queer ~ Koushiro isn’t one to put labels on himself, and is open to finding a partner. He just wants to fall in love and have semi-philosophical conversations late into the night. 

💚Mimi - Bisexual ~ Mimi loves girls so much?? and boys are so cute?? She was the first of the Chosen to publicly come out, though most of them already knew after she drunkenly made out with Miyako one night. 

🖤Jou - Graysexual ~ Jou is too busy to focus on sexual desire or love, though one day he would like to. For now, he identifies as graysexual, which suits him just fine. 

💛Takeru - Pansexual ~ All Takeru has ever wanted is to be in love. He wants to find someone with similar interests and a good sense of humor; gender does not matter. The boy just wants cuddles and hot chocolate.

💓Hikari - Bi-curious ~ Out of all the Chosen, Hikari is the most introspective. She knows herself well, and while she hasn't met a female that she is romantically attracted to, she keeps her mind open to the possibility.

🧡💙Daisuke - Gay ~ For a moment there, he really thought he was in love with Hikari. I mean, she smelled like strawberries, ya know? But it's when Ken opens up to him for the first time fully - about Osamu and the Dark Ocean - that it clicks. Though Ken has snot running down his face and his eyes are all swollen, the sight of him takes Daisuke's breath away. (And he also smells like lavender, which is a plus!)

❤💚Miyako - Bisexual ~ Spending quality time with Sora and Mimi lead to her sexual awakening. Miyako had always been boy crazy (she's had a crush on every single Chosen guy - except Iori) ((Please don't ask about her Daisuke phase, it's too soon)). Before labeling herself, she probably read some very tasteful manga did 💅🏻her💅🏻 research . We love an educated QWEEN.

🖤💜Iori - Asexual ~ Sex has a practical use. Humans need to repopulate, this is a fact. Iori...just doesn't want sex. At all. And that's okay. ((He does want cute lil movie dates and making cookies at 1 a.m. tho 👀))

💟Ken - Gay ~ There was no "realization"; he just always was. He had only ever had crushes on guys and any female advances made him uncomfortable. He first non-Leonardo-DiCaprio crush was (is) probably Daisuke, tbh.

[krolock-in-the-snowlock]

Part 2 - Broadway’s Dance of the Vampires Commentary

Act 2

• And here we are again, after taking a week or two to recover from act 1

• I have no idea what’s going to happen but I’m gonna finish what I started, no matter what it takes

• Ok the video is ready, I don’t think I am but here we go

• Ok well the opening music was more like titanic than tanz

• Ooh ok we have lots of vague figures on stairs, probably vampires but it’s hard to tell with the 480p video quality

• Hmmm are we having a reprise of totale finsternis?

• That staircase is looking

• Glad to see the audience is cracking up again at the use of total eclipse of the heart

• Those couple guys are having a great time

• They’re like

• haHAAA

• Good for them

• Glad someone’s enjoying this

• I would be annoyed that this whole thing is seen as funny when the original scene is really cool but hey this whole thing is just one big old parody so what could I expect

• Distancing myself from it by calling it a parody is the only thing getting me through thiis

• I don’t think they’re using all the same lyrics as total eclipse so at least there’s that

• But the lyrics are too romancey and soppy ugh

• Michael your singing is actually quite nice aside from the hint of giovannui at the edges of your words

• ARE THEY NOT DOING THE HARMONIES

• NO

• The harmonies are the best part of the song noooo

• And I think his voice would probably harmonise quite well

• And he ISN’T SINGING TURN AROUND WITH THE BACKING SINGERS

• wHY

• there was no dramatic krolock walking down the staircase slowly

• but then again I don’t think giovanni could do that

• he’d probably trip on the second step, crash down the stairs and be like I’m a-fine! Hee hee!

• Oh

• Oh no

• I think they are doing harmonies but they’re just

• Wrong

• So wrong

• Or maybe good ol’ giovanni has just forgotten the key he’s supposed to be singing in

• Entirely possible

• I don’t think giovanni would particularly care about the rules of music

• Oh giovanni is literally just like come to the gates of hell with me and sarah seems chill with iy

• She’s singing along

• She’a having a good time

• NOOO they harmonised poorly during the verse where there should be no harmonies but they sTILL WON’T HARMONISE IN THE CHORUS

• I HATE IT

• -22/10 would not listen again

• But then that sums up the whole musical tbh

• The phrase ‘hold me tight’ should not be in this song

• Wrong vibes my friends

• This fails the vibe check

• Oh no they’re attempting a couple of the original harmonies

• 2 lines in and it’s not going well

• ???????

• Wait

• They’re both singing harmonies for sarah’s line but NOBODY IS SINGING SARAH’S LINE

• Sarah sing your own part

• What r u doing

• Sarah

• This is horrible pls stop

• Once again the staging is mostly just the two pigeons again

• Except the squawking is more evenly split between the two

• Back and forth

• Wait

• Hmm

• There appears to be either a cult or aa group of monks (is there a name for that? A flock of pigeons, a murder of crows, a prayer of monks?) gathering in the backgroubd

• Did nobody tell them yhis room was taken

• Or maybe sarah and giovanni didn’t book the room

• Maybe it’s just turned midnight and their hour is up

• Someone check the dramatic staircase room booking sheet pls

• Ok ok but there’s nothing you can do, a total eclipse of the heart??

• The whole point is that sarah is trying to choose to be free and make her own choices

• If there’s nothing she can do then that sort of defeats the purpose

• Oh wait yeah this sarah wasn’t locked up

• Never mind

• None of this makes sense anyway

• Really missing krolock’s cape rn

• Nothing looks as good without it

• If giovanni had a cape he might even make it from a -13/10 to nearly a 1/10

• Oh the cult is following giovanni

• Maybe he invited them..?

• Having that many candles on the stairs cab’t be practical

• And tbh is frankly quite dangerous if u ask me

• …and once again we end with some undeservinf applause

Round 4: the boys are back in town

• Ah here comes alfred with his self-narration

• Did he just lightly crack the fourth wall..?

• Oh god and the vampire hunting squad is joined by giovanni ‘buonasera’ von krolock

• Ew did he just say scrumptious? That word should be spoken by grannies and posh mothers alone

• I love how he’s just sat in a throne in the middle of nowhere

• Is this outside his castle? Inside? Somewhere else entirely? We may never know

• Oh sorry I stand corrected it appears I have been incorrectly naming giovanni this whole time

• His full name appears to be count giovanni coppolini travancoli von krolock (or something along those lines) of the sicilian side of the family

• Albus percival wulfric brian dumbledore anyone?

• I just.

• Why is he italian

• Krolock does not sound remotely italian

• Do vampires have a connection to italy?

• If so I am not aware

• Once again, I must ask: why is 75% of the staging of this musical just people stood at opposite ends of the stage facing each other

• Those bats look like family? I guess they would

• Oh my god why is alfred threatening giovanni

• I guess nobody’s gonna be pretending not to know what the others are

• Which gets straight to the point I suppose

• While not necessarily good at self-preservation, alfred sure is efficient

• But maybe too efficient because we still have an hour left to go

• This version of alfred is like a chihuahua with small dog sydrome yapping at a bigger dog, excpet giovanni is only slightly bigger than him and is probably a flea-infested chinese crested dog dressed in a halloween costume from wish.com

• …piccolo alfredo.

• This scene is really bringing out the offensively fake italian in giovanni

• WHY. IS. HE. OFFERING. ALFRED. A. SPONGE. SHAPED. LIKE. A. PENIS

• WHY IS HE MAKING IT GO FLACCID EWWWW NOOO

• I NEED EYE AND BRAIN BLEACH

• Are they saying… erbert..?

• Oh yay he’s french

• Quick tip, directors: the french would not pronounce the t either unless you added an e at the end (I think)

• Also e is more like air rather than er from what I remember

• So really it would be airbair??

• Which is stupid

• Tl;dr: do not make him french and still call him herbert

• Oh and herbert wearing bright blue? No thx I prefer his purple sparkles and black

• His hair and wig aren’t even done well *sigh* herbert would hate this

• See giovanni made a joke and the audience clearly liked it but I could not catch a word of what he said

• Oh god this herbert is wrong

• Herbert never actually speaks to krolock in tanz

• Which tbh is a shame but i prefer it over… whatever this is…

• Huh so it is set in transylvania, giovanni and airbear are just italian and french bc y not

• Neat

• Cool cool cool

• Wait so they were in the library the whole time???????

• I’m so confused rn

• Why does his library have a coffee bar..? you know what, never mind

• Ah ambronsius is clearly about to sing his book song

• …or maybe not? Giovanni is apparently trying to seduce him too..?

• The staging is a bit like vor dem schloss

• It’s the right time for it but who knows

• And one of the first decent harmonies of the musical is a line between giovanni and ambronsius singing about books bc apparently this is a book club now

• Oh no is koukol called boris

• If it isn’t boris johnson I’m gonna be disappointed (or relieved)

• Apparently the throne just glides backwards

• Like a magic carpet exceot it doesn’t leave the ground so i suppose actually more like a chair with wheels, which is much less exciting

• That didn’t deserve a clap

• I can’t figure out if they’re being open about their intentions or not because they seem to change their minds every 10 seconds

• There’s suddenly a bed?

• Oh god ok let’s see if they mess up carpe noctem

• Well the music is for an entirely different song so this will be interesting

• Hmm ok it is that completly different song

• Is that airbear..?

• Or alfred #2?

• Bc it should be krolock singing that song but idek

• At least we get a cape and mostly good singing

• Ah here we go

• Carpe noctem looking its usual weird self

• oH GOD NOT ITS USUAL SELF

• I do not remember winged demons dancing on the bed in the original

• But hey there’s more capes

• Something to be grateful for

• I’m really not sure what’s going on here

• Oh ok I can finally see the dream krolock

• He’s doing all those jumps in a suit rather than shirtless with leggings so he looks a little less cool sorry to him

• But yh i still have no idea who is singing the main vocals

• And it’s over

• Ha alfred lowkey looks like brian david gilbert in that one bit

• Sorry alfred your i’m scared but i’m gonna do this for sarah song isn’t quite as sweet when you’re super confident

• One thing i never understood was how ambronsius slept through alfred’s singing

• Ah it appears he did not

• He’s hugging ambronsius..?

• Does he do that in the original?

• Ha ha very funny professor sibilance and homovampiricus

• Oh and alfred happily just whacks chagal on the head nice nice totally in character

• The coffins are empty???

• Why is chagal in a nice coffin

• Where does giovanni sleep

• I guess in his floating mansion of a coffin

• If anything herbert would have that

• WHY IS MRS CHAGAL HERE

• WHY IS ALFRED EAGER TO KILL CHAGAL

• Oh he’s finally turning magda

• ..and his wife?

• Apparently

• Are they in a polyamorous relationship now

• They will not all fit in that one coffin I’m sorry

• And here’s herbert

• Ew herbert is so cheap

• Like he was flirty in the original but this is ridiculous

• Ugh too many cheap gay jokes

• airbear is sO much worse than I could have imagined

• Huh maybe alfred is confirmed a little bi here

• Ok yeah alfred is definitely having his bi awakening here

• And at least the whole thing is a little more consensual here

• Oh yeah alfred’s bi as hell, he’s singing harmonies with airbear

• But he’s still trying to escape?

• I guess he is a bit confused

• Wait so airbear ended that thinking alfred wanted him? Different but more accurate to the events

• 40 minutes to go

• Mrs krolock is apparently a disguise he uses around sarah too? Ok

• Well the vampires are about to wake so this is where things really should start getting good but I’m sure they won’t

• I don’t like that one of them laughed

• I don’t think they’re even harmonising

• Lazy

• Ah ok here we go harmonies

• These are nice actually

• The lower part is louder than usual, which actually works quite nicely

• The vampires aren’t as jolty and creepy though

• Ew the guitar is bad

• What was that horrible whining between notes

• Oooh this should be sie irren professor

• Oh no, I guess giovanni has decided to bypass the threatening and has gone straight to physical assault

• There’s a prophecy? Alright then. Bit abrupt

• Dammit so they’re going straight into die unstillbare gier without sie irren professor

• Maybe it’s for the best… giovanni was never going to sound that threatening anyway

• Half an hour to go

• I can do this

• Let’s see how he massacres one of the best songs in the musical

• Also he’s starting the song at the front of the stage not the top, and it’s just weird

• When giovanni has been so comedic and dumb the whole time this song just won’t work

• …and the firsg two lines don’t rhyme… great start

• He has a cape though

• Pls I just want 1 cape swish

• Oh but the cape is pathetic

• Oh

• This song could have been good

• But the lyrics aren’t as good in places and he’s still got hints of giovanni’s stupid accent

• What a tragedy

• Well they’re giving a little more detail about his previous victims which is interesting at the very least

• The lyrics don’t have enough syllables

• And ugh they’re not very good either

• There are a few nice ones but most of them…

• I use my body just like a bandage, I use my body just like a wound

• And the prize for worst lyric yet goes to…

• And what makes it worse is that those replaced ich will frei und freier werden und werde meine ketten nicht los

• One of my favourite parts of the song

• And I just want to add that he’s barely moving too

• He doesn’t climb to the top and run down to collapse on the floor

• He just. Stands there.

• Like a badly dressed rock.

• Oh but the stage tilts now to form a straight wall

• So it’s not even like they couldn’t have the stage rise as he runs down

• They just left it raised for him to do nothing on and then got rid of it completely

• They replaced doch die with buuuuuut which does NOT work at all

• You need two syllables to separate the two notes

• This is awful

• They changed the tune a tiny bit which is fine I guess, not as satisfying though

• I just

• *sigh*

• His voice is good. With good lyrics and the original character, he could have done it really well

• I hate that potential was wasted

• Which, again, goes for the whole trainwreck of a musical

• I can’t make out all of the lyrics and I’m not sure if that’s a mild annoyance or a blessing

• Like, i have no idea what he said in the last little bit

• But hey that’s that

Part 3 - The Ball and Beyond

[your-jellyfish-senpai]

all the soft wlw asks, please (but do hold off till the morning if it is late at night where you are)

soft wlw asks //

aw anon you’re so sweet!! thank you for the concern; I was very much asleep by the time you sent this lol

answers under a read more bc SEVERAL

1. how long have you known you liked girls?

since about tenth grade! i should have realized sooner tbh but i was naive and indoctrinated into a very heteronormative family/environment 

2. talk about the girl who made you realize you liked girls

yes! so tenth grade. i played tennis. there was a girl on the tennis team who was SO NICE and had the most amazing curly hair. once we went to see a movie (it was when lion king was rereleased in theaters) and, wait for it, our hands brushed several times.

of course, important to mention, her boyfriend also accompanied us to see the movie so like... i’m just a gay disaster

3. are you in a relationship at the moment?

alas, single as a pringle.

4. do you have a crush at the moment?

good mcfreaking question i don’t even know

5. describe your crush!

????????

6. do you tend to like more masculine, feminine, or androgynous girls?

feminine almost definitely but i’m really of the opinion that women = hot

7. do you look/dress more masculine, feminine, or androgynous?

i think my style has evolved to be more feminine but idk why. i think it’s easier for me to feel comfortable in feminine clothing bc of my body? but like, i still id as nb/nb woman so that’s ??? complication. what the fuck is gender.

8. what’s your gaydar like?

pretty good? but i tend to get more false positives lol. i swore one of my coworkers was bi but i really, really doubt it now. still, it’s not bad.

9. tall girls or short girls?

yes

10. intimidating girls or kind girls?

yes

11. hugs or kisses?

YES

12. do you have an ideal ‘type’? what would they be like?

oh god idk. funny, sweet, compassionate & passionate, creative... i don’t think i have an “ideal” type or anything tbh. i just like Women

13. what’s your favorite personality trait of yours?

hmm... i think i’m pretty empathetic and also creative! and as one of my coworkers has said, “lowkey funny.” i recognize this is more than one but i am trying to be more positive so plz let me live

14. what’s your favorite personality trait for a girl to have?

SEE #12

15. what’s the best thing about liking girls?

girls soft, pretty, sweet, funny. easier to talk to and relate to girls.

16. do you have any friends who are wlw?

yEAHH BOI

17. have you ever been to pride? if so, what was your first pride like?

i think i’ve only gone to one pride thing bc Not Out to fam and it’s hard. it was fun, like a lil street festival, but i’d really like to do.... more. and go to one in a bigger city.

18. do you like the lesbian flag?

i love the colors of the one that’s replacing the original since the designer is less than ideal BECAUSE the new one is like a sunset and i love sunsets.

19. what was your first kiss with a girl like?

Awk bc I’m awk but Good

20. who was your celebrity/fictional gay awakening?

so like, i definitely had subconscious gay crushes on MANY fictional characters growing up but the first one since realizing Not Straight was probably Korra.

21. what’s your favorite lgbt+ movie?

don’t crucify me but i have not seen very many. i enjoyed love, simon!

22. who’s your favorite openly wlw celebrity?

i’m gonna say angelina jolie. also i’ve just spent several minutes parsing through the wikipedia page of “LGBT firsts” and who was gonna tell me that Sally Ride was gay. also i feel very disconnected from lgbt history and i need to remedy this.

23. do you wear makeup?

yeah but i’m trying to wane myself off it when i can bear to. it’s a crutch and is deeply tied to self-esteem issues and i’d like to not entertain them lol. but i love eyeliner.

24. who was the first person you came out to (if you have)?

god idk? my tumblr followers? lol

25. has anyone ever come out to you?

not in, like, a formal way, but sure

26. have you found a community of lgbt+ people?

a majority of my good friends are in the community

27. do you have any older lgbt+ people you look up to?

i wish i knew some older people in the community wtf 

28. do you identify with butch/femme labels?

hmm.... this one is tricky. if anything, i would identify more with femme/somewhere in the middle, but because i don’t totally identify as Woman and bc i’m still a bit hesitant regarding my identity in general, and bc i know these terms are pretty exclusively lesbian-related, it’s tough to say? 

29. who’s your favorite fictional wlw?

UHHH...... asami, marceline, god idk im bad at this

30. what experiences are you looking forward to having in the future (kissing a girl, going to pride, etc)?

yes i absolutely look forward to the next time(s) i get to kiss a girl god damn

[kendricksendrick]

im such a bitch heres some fun facts about me

how tall are you?

5 foot 2ish

what is your body type?

ex-gymnist who wakeboards a lot

what is your favorite part about your body?

um my boobs i guess idk

is your current hair color your natural hair color?

currently dirty blonde but once summer/vacation comes around my hair will go black to bleach blonde on its own

are you more outgoing or more shy

im quiet

are you more femme or butch?

femme

are you tol or smol?

smol bean

wine mom or vodka aunt?

vodka aunt

weird habit?

need chapstick 24/7

favorite meme?

bon apetit

do you sing in the shower?

i used to but now i just have therapy with myself

ever used a bow and arrow?

nope

are/were you a theatre kid?

yes haha

have you ever seen a broadway musical?

i want to!!

do you think musicals are cheesy?

no wtf i was just in one yesterday it was amazing

have you ever been a part of a protest or a march?

no

favorite Cards Against Humanity Card?

all of them also this just reminded me im gonna buy this game 

last movie you watched?

monsters in lol

behind the camera or in front of it?

behind

favorite tv show?

30 rock

meaning behind your url

it came to me randomly

reason you joined tumblr

in 7th grade my friend told me it was cool and here i am 5yrs later with like 4 blogs

who’s your closest tumblr friend?

my irl friend alex

what’s something most people love that you hate?

kim k

have you ever taken narcotics?

no

have you had sex?

i wish 

have you ever gotten caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?

never caught :)))

worst/funniest lie you’ve ever told?

funniest lie is that im straight lol

describe your passion without mentioning it.

its all with our mouths ;)

describe your best friend.

cute, funny, dumb asf, the best

give us one thing about you that no one knows.

im an open book just ask and i will tell

how do you feel right now?

tired and hungry

what is your biggest fear?

alone forever also sleep paralysis

what’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?

gold mine by colbie calliat idk how to spell it

what is the best decision you’ve made in your life so far?

saying no balls to myself and stalking through instagrams on a 3hr car ride to find my girl and the her snap and then sayying no balls and snapping her :))

have you ever tried your hardest and then been disappointed in the end?

currently putting forth minimum effort i have senioritis

something you fantasize about.

kiss my gorl

last time you cried and why

last night or maybe it was this morning? i was doing the 24hr musical at my school (we have 24hrs to put together an ENTIRE musical and all $ goes to charity!) but i cried from laughing so hard doing yoga

what was the last thing that made you laugh?

the 24 hr musical

do you really, truly miss someone right now?

grandmaaa

who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?

my church gc bc we the true ho(e)mies

the last time you felt broken?

idk like a week ago

are you starting to realize anything?

ya actually maybe im just a lesbian and not bi who knows

are you more dominant or more submissive?

sub i think

i’ll only date you if _____. (fill in the blank)

you make me smile

do you prefer to date people the same age as you, younger, or older?

same age

describe the person you’re in love with/have a crush on in great detail.

great detail lets go!

shes in my grade bu9t goes to a different school but her hair is short like mine but darker and shes tanner than me and taller but just by a little bit! she has really nice eyes and a good smile and is sososo sweet no matter what stupid thing i say to her and i miss her a lot i wanna cuddle with her and i when we go on our next date catch me cuddling with her no matter what and she is in band too but going to college way far away in the fall so we will both be sad bois then but its okay because we have all summer to  hang out and cuddle and be something did i mention she is pretty af

do you have any kinks?

no

first thing you notice in a person?

tbh if they smell good and teeth

how can someone win your heart?

call me pretty

been rejected by a crush?

haha yes but its okay guys

have you ever had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back?

no but vice versa so thats super awkward

would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?

no

is trust a big issue for you?

i just want the truth

did you hang out with the person you like recently?

is november for 2hrs considered recent ;(

is confidence cute?

YES

what would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?

happy 4 u 

would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?

no lol

does the person you have feelings for right now know you do?

yes she does

ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?

got my car stuck in the mud infront of hher on our first date

do you want to get married

yes!

worst thing you’ve ever done?

been a big bitch

three things that turn you on.

being called babe/baby, being teased, and idk

who do you hate?

lowkey one of my super lose friends oops

favorite term of endearment?

love

who was your celebrity/fictional gay awakening?

ANNA KENDRICK GOD DAMN

intimidating girls or kind girls?

kindddd

what do you look for in a possible partner?

nice to me

do you tend to like more masculine, feminine, or androgynous girls?

i do not know ive only really ever liked one girl and also my straight best friend bc im a dumb bitch

are you good at flirting?

tbh no

who was the first person you came out to?

my church gc

do you have any friends who are wlw?

YEs!

is your crush wlw?

ye

last person to make you reconsider your sexuality?

the boy who asked me to prom has me thinking am i bi or lesbooo

write a short love poem to your crush/self?

sweet are your eyes like honey in the sun

you make me smile

do you fall in love easily?

no

is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?

that time i was a big boi bitch to a girl 

are you good at hiding your feelings?

ha no

are you a forgiving person?

yes

what is your “type?”

good question

fall asleep in her arms or rub her back until she falls asleep in yours?

probs fall asleep on her

tall girls or short girls?

taller than mee

hugs or kisses?

kiss!

twirl her around or get twirled?

TWIRL HER THAT WOULD BE SO CUTE

tummy kisses or thigh kisses?

ooh both

hairline kisses or neck kisses?

neckk

play with her hair or stroke her tummy?

both

making out or soft kisses?

soft kisses 

hugs around the neck or hugs around the waist?

NECK OO

how confident are you in your sexuality?

haha good one im happy with who i am tho!

when you like someone do you blush or get butterflies in your stomach?

butterflies to the maxx

have you ever liked a friend as more than a friend? did you tell them?

like(d) my straight best friend and will not be telling her that lol

my girl tho i def told her ;))

how old were you when you realized you were into girls?

16ish id say

most embarrassing thing you’ve done in front of a cute girl?

so many things everything i do is embarassing

do you have a favorite lesbian ship? is it canon?

BECHLOE!

what is the most aggravating thing someone has said to you about your sexuality?

every word about lgbt that comes out of my mothers mouth since i am not out to her and now not planning on it for a very long time bc shes a big ignorant bitch!!

when was the last time a girl made your heart flutter?

haha good question idk

what is love to you?

ALWAYS putting others before you no matter what

ask me anything.

i will answer do it no balls

[bioquaked]

jemma, daisy, bobbi and may!

HERE WE GO

JEMMA

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would banghogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff (she wishes every day she was in ravenclaw tho)best quality: the way she cares about the people she loves?? she cares so muchworst quality: sometimes she doesn’t understand when people don’t do things the way she would and she gets personally offended (and i dont think it’s a bad thing that her character has it because she’s more real that way but i’d like to see the show call her out on it a little more)ship them with: DAISY!!!! and tripbrotp them with: fitz and mayneeds to stay away from: s4 fitz. dump his ass.misc. thoughts: jemma was the first aos character i stanned and i dont go as hard for her now but i still love her and wish her the best. also she was so obviously in love with daisy, then skye, in season one, even my deeply closeted high school self saw it and honestly??? she’s a big part of my bi awakening so i owe her a lot

DAISY

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would banghogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuffbest quality: okay i love everything about her but her optimism. this girl has suffered so much and has been hurt so many times and yet she still manages to be the most hopeful person in the room. i love her so much.worst quality: i don’t think she knows how amazing she is and it’s a travesty.ship them with: JEMMA!!! also trip, robbie and elenabrotp them with: MAY MAY MAY and s2 fitzneeds to stay away from: W*RD. PLEASE STAY AWAY FROM HIM, BABY GIRL.misc. thoughts: DAISY IS HANDS DOWN THE BEST CHARACTER IN MCU but ok im still lowkey really salty about the name change from skye to daisy because i think she deserves better than to keep the name that her shitty father forced on her in s2 and that she was very uncomfortable with but y’know i get her decision and i respect her wishes (but fuck the writers).

BOBBI

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang (she’s not really my type BUT SHE’S REALLY TALL SO)hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuffbest quality: tbh i don’t remember much about her bc it’s been a while since i actually saw her but i think i admired how slytherin she was. i dont even remember why or what she did, but i know she was a slytherin.worst quality: her relationship with huntership them with: not hunter and not jemma (i always thought bobbi was a lot older than jemma for some reason but anyways there was a weird power imbalance between them imo)brotp them with: jemma and may and mack. also cindy moon from the comics.needs to stay away from: hunter because i literally cannot stand their relationship oh my goshmisc. thoughts: i really hated bobbi/hunter and it really distracted me from bobbi’s actual character because i spent SO MUCH TIME complaining about it so i honestly?? don’t know much about her except what i know of her comics incarnation that i saw while reading silk. she was alright but her mistrust of cindy threw me off for a bit. love that iconic ‘ask me about my feminist agenda’ shirt on the cover of mockingbird #8 tho bc it made dudebros angry

MAY

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would banghogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuffbest quality: I LOVE IT WHEN SHE ASSUMES MENTORSHIP ROLES?? she cares for the younger folks so much and she loves them and wants them to be the best version of themselves all the timeworst quality: she’s so hard on herself and it breaks my heartship them with: ANDREW AND ONLY ANDREWbrotp them with: pretty much everyone i like, especially daisy and jemma. also...... coulson but strictly platonicallyneeds to stay away from: EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING THAT MIGHT HURT HERmisc. thoughts: CAN AOS STOP MAKING HER SUFFER. THERE’S A WAY TO DEVELOP HER WITHOUT CONSTANTLY HURTING HER. JUST LET HER BE HAPPY AND LET HER STAY THAT WAY.