#low key hate that crying vid tho like the idea of everyone seeing my grief like that makes me ahhh!!!

[swifty-fox]

Hear me out! Twins!Egan. One is Blonde (obvi inspired by callum’s blonde era) and One is just John Egan. Let’s say Callum (or Joe, that movie character) Egan and John Egan. Joe/Callum is the golden boy who just has it. Good at school, a jock, popular and all that. John Egan however is John Egan.

Enter Gale, with his slutty waist and long blonde hair. (Can’t stop thinking abt Austin crying vid 😩). Needless to say, the twins fell for him. Joe/Callum is open and bold with his approach. Openly flirting in front of his teammates which followed by the boys teasing and making Gale blushes and all that. Dumb pickup lines. Cheesy high school shits.

John, on the other hand, is a giver, a yearner. Swallowing up all his jealousy, emotions and affections. Yearn so hard it hurts him. “If I love you less, I might be able to talk about it more.”

Bonus if John and Gale are friends. Whether they become a throuple or had threesome. OR Callum/Joe and John resolve their parents/brother issues (AO3 tag: heartwarming) and Clegan end game is up to your big wild broad imagination.

Oo lets go with Joe because I don't personally like rp/fic with real people. I also still need to see that movie tho.

lets make this college so i can be horny <3

Joe still in the rowing team. still blonde. still has those thighs??? He's a lil more fit than John but god both of them are Big. Same as canon, John takes one look at Gale and is like 'youre coming home with me :)))"

But its Joe who is like oh he's pretty long before John realizes it and Joe who does all the flirting and if John gets angry well he just doesn't want his (older but he wont admit it) brother stealing his new bestie. Cue a lot of joking wrestling fights that leave Gale a little confused. but Joe flirts shamelessly yeah. uses every inch of his height over Gale to talk him up at parties and in the on campus coffee shop. Always buys Gale a beer that gale never drinks and then complains about Gale wasting his money, then drinks it himself. And John who is so handy with gale, always arm arm around him a hand on his chest or shoulder or thigh. fixing his hair, touching his face. The Rituals are Intricate.

and then they have a threesome. Sat in johns lap, kissing Joe., Joe kissing John, Gale taking them both and its such a stretch but he loves it. Joe more gentle than Johns frantic biting mouth. Both their hands so big

N EE WAYZE