#lovesongdiary

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On today's episode of Ethan's stall patterns, a coffee shop. I was gonna theme it after Brewster, but then I just got sad we don't have actual Brewster so Pawbucks it is!

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He knows not how deeply I already love his precious little sandwhich holding, bean-toed self.

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Zipper T Bunny is a cursed figured doomed eternally to lead a curse through the earth as an unwilling vessel.

While many joke that he's a man in a suit, it seems clear that more is going on. The powers exhibited over the durration of "Bunny Day" festivities are absolutely eldrich in nature, breaking down reality for the sake of this bizarre egg-based festivity. Eggs are emerging from the rivers, swimming with life, and biting like a living, moving thing. Eggs are emerging from the bark of trees that have grown untouched for years, without any hint of a mark to suggest tools were used to insert the colorful objects. They grow within, like tumors, eating at the life around them to sustain, and propogate their own existence.

And Zipper. Ever suffering. Ever forced forward by some unseen hand. It isn't a suit. Not anymore, at least, though he likely wishes it was. He carries this plague, clearly unwilling, forced to remain at least in appearance in spirit even when encountered "off-duty". His God is strict, and clearly looking to maintain an image, to maintain a veneer of cheer, of joy, of something decidedly less insidious than the rotten core bellow.

For what purpose? It isn't clear. But one thing is.

Bunny Day wasn't 12 days long last year. Whatever wants this is getting more powerful, and we should all heed the warning in the clear suffering to be found in Zipper's every waking movement.

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Couldn't find a skull pattern I liked so I made my own. 💀🖤

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Come visit the quiet island town of Love Song. With autumnal streets and a plethora of natural beauty there's plenty to explore! Just don't wander too far. This paradise holds dark secrets. 🖤

👁 DA-0357-8728-1882

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So I was fishing with the Colorful Rod and-

DUCK. IT'S TINY PINK PLASTIC DUCK.

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Vibin ~

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🐱 Yes hello I am now a Raymond appreciation blog. 🧡

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A good day in Love Song. The villagers are so pure omfg.

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🌼🍃🌸

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This is the 4th gift Raymond has had me deliver to Rudy. Every gift has been some bedtime clothing item. The cats are gay.

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Pretty happy with how my little farm area is coming along!

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The Atlas Moth model is significantly larger than I was expecting lol

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😭❤🐱

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A beautiful, natural, starry night wedding. 🌠💐

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So, uh, did y'all know you can move your mailbox around in New Horizons?