Dick and wally were sitting at the wayne family dinner table with their joint families announcing their engagement. Just before desert their was a knock on the front door. Alfred went to tend to it. Nobody thought anything of it till Alfred came back to dinning room with a large meta with him and two scruffed young kids hanging from his hands.
"I believe you have a guest master dick, master wally." Alfred said looking at the red head with a bit of judgment.
"You." The large meta with a goatee and flaming seemingly flaming hair. Motioned to wally with one of the kids who protested. "Well shit you are all here." He looked around the table. "Good I only need to do this once then hopefully. Quit fucking with the time stream." He ignored the throat clearing of the butler and the half raised from the seat posture of most of the dinners guests. "I'm tired of cleaning up all these timeline collapses you speedsters cause. So here is the deal." He sat the protesting kids down in to wally's lap. By phasing through the table. "I'm going to pull all your kids who would cease to exist from the now failed timelines and drop them all in your laps. And I don't care how many it ends up being. You want to cause me problems. You're getting all of yours 10 fold." As he backed out of the table. He pointed an accusing finger at the speedsters. "Do not try me! Oh and By the way. Congratulations on your engagement." He gave a rough pat to alfreds back. "Thanks old man." And then he vanished from sight.
The bats stared at the speedsters. "Care to explain that?"
"Who was that guy?"
"OH my god I'm a dad!" Wally said in shock looking down at his two kids. Ignoring Barry arguing with half the bat clan.
"What are your names?" Dick said all smiles at the two little kids sitting in wallys lap.
"Jai"
"Iris"
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thinking about how different Nani would have been if Chris Sanders wasn’t horny 24/7
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Drew another scooby dooby at work. Cranked him out in like, 3 or 4 minutes. Shoutout scooby
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The dog you get when you start to figure out your life 💛
We’re just two girls exploring the world together
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Silly man for trying my new art style:P
This hungry bab belongs to @undergut-au/@theartist-june
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Can’t remember, have I shared this extremely Vermeer picture of Iggy?
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the tummy pooch rly do be protecting our sensitive lil organs love her for that
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The pain in my body and soul leaving me as soon as an ugly white crust dog with shit in its eyes walks into my cafe.
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teehee here’s another palette. main meets one of my favorite rpgmaker characters
platinum the trinity as poemi from the gray garden (fire emoji)
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Amy gets all my brownie points for spelling Jonathan the only and correct way
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