#love this for u

[sturnioloho]

my fav thing to think about b4 falling asleep is being the triplets’ friends and having a friends x lovers trope with matt (sometimes chris lol) but most times i jump too far ahead and instead of building the plot we are in bed 🧍‍♀️

but i love thinking about like what would make the switch between friends x lovers like that moment where your eyes meet and the air is thick and you can Feel that something has changed

LOL i feel u on skipping too far ahead. like damn girl we just started slow down kfjskdjs. but omg i luv this tho. the moment where u can feel the lines start to blur. this is so fun

[solar-sunnyside-up]

hello! was wondering if you/your followers knew anything about using beautyberry for jam/jelly/baking/etc? I'd been told it's toxic to humans but sources seem conflicting and now I'm curious at the possibilities 👀 there's a bunch growing near where I live and the berries are BOUNTIFUL

So I don't know these guys super well but I have seen it as a jam! So looking into it, it does seem to be edible!

I have found jelly/jello/syrups with it in recipes

[fobnsfwdoodles]

HELPPPPP I TOLD MY FRIENDS I FOUND AN ARTIST I REALLY LOVE (you) AND THEY STARTED INTERROGATING ME ABOUT IT SO I HAD TO DUMB IT DOWN AND IM SO GLAD FOR THOSE SFW DRAWINGS YOU DID 😭 (they were suspicious at first but they let it go💀)

- Thigh Anon

(almost got caught being super horny irl)

Hahaha this is so funny to me 😂😂😂 I had a friend trying to find this blog once and I was Panicking™️, she found a redacted of mine and was like "this sounds like you 🤔" and I had to pretend it wasn't 😩 im an awful liar!!

But reminder you can always use my insta (@MarcoAveryRoseArt) as an alibi and here are some sfw sketches below the cut in case you're caught again!

[thisperfectmonsoon]

Ohh I was scrolling and the voice kink reblog, yesss. If you’ve seen the hey mama/hoe you doin mama clips of Rio from Good Girls (and people getting their guy friends to say it). 🍋 did it for me and I died…

omg omg omg. girlllllll (gender neutral)…

[chiisana-lion]

[apollos-boyfriend]

i’m gonna cry it’s raining right now and i just passed by a family where both parents were without an umbrella but their kid who couldn’t have been older than like 3-4 was proudly holding this GIANT umbrella whose diameter was as tall (if not taller) as the kid. both the parents were getting absolutely drenched but u could tell the kid was just so happy to have an “adult” task and carry the umbrella themselves and i think that sacrifice is what love is all about

[theriverbeyond]

Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

[rottenfleshnbones]

i care btw. i care abt the song ur listening to or the bug u saw or how u just got outta the shower or how ur happily hanging out w ur friends or how ur kinda sad or how good was the meal u just had or ur fav character from an indie game nobody knows or if u chugged down some water. i always will

[panoo]

lol

i have no idea what completely random interest i gonna draw after this

[a-study-in-bullshit]

"I love you , I'm glad we're friends"

[mydoctor]

a ship where i see what people see but it is simply not very interesting to me personally it’s like

[virtualplushy]

silliness and sincerity are not opposites btw. they are married. bisexually

[lemongogo]

mimics

[inkskinned]

she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.

my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.

my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.

my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.

at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.

my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.

i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.

two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.

it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.

[yeepof]

Local PHD student at wizard school HARRASSED!! FOR SHAME!!

[nauti-ca]

shitty magma comic