#love these dumbasses ♡
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Hello! Hello! Crystal! I love my plushies by the way. My birthday is coming up in the following month and it had me wondering about how it got started. Could you ask Adam how birthdays even began. Was it Eve, Adam or one of his descendants that thought of it. And if he brought the tradition with him to heaven?
Adam: And well one of them hoes (angels) brought it up to heaven when they came down once and monitor our process of 'evolution' or whatever, and they just stole it from us I guess when they started creating baby angels and shit. Happy soon to be birthday I guess...
Lucifer: you can't be nice for just one minute can you?
Adam: I'm trying bitch. Kinda. I hope you fall again and die. Heh
Lucifer: Adam, shut THE FUC—
Crystal: okay, bye bye!
#Crystal doesn't like celebrating his birthday but he sure love celebrating everyone's elses :D!#asks♡#dumbass marriage! (au)
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WOMEN !!!!!!!1 (Day 3 of RadioStatic Yuri Week :DD)
Al has no idea what the fuck she's looking at but at least it's something new !! and very cute :3
#radiostaticyuriweek#radiostatic#GAMER NATION I LEARNED ABOUT YURI WEEK TODAY AND POUNDED THIS OUT IN LIKE THREE HOURS#AND IT PROBABLY SHOWS#BUT BY GOD#WE NOW HAVE LESBIANS#PRAISE THE FUCKING LORD#also best day for me to find out about this cause dear god#i have missed al's dumbass orange shoes from his og design#and i have now been given an excuse to draw them#i also had so much fun reworking their clothes#al's dress makes me proud and she looks lovely#womennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn#lets fucking goooooooooooooooooooooooo#my art ♡♡#THIS HAS GOTTA BE ONE OF MY MORE DERANGED TAGGING SESSIONS BUT HERE WE ARE LMAOO
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this is my wife of a thousand years (we are currently stuck on a monolith on europa as a honeymoon.)
sory i love stupid men
It's okay. I love stupid men too.
#Aziraphale from Good Omens is my beloved dumbass.#He's an intellectual of course Angels are like that#But he's so autistic coded I love him 😭😭#The Forgotten AI ♡
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CHHUUYA SPOTTED ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
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okay but. sambucky with the “there was only one bed” trope during a mission and they’re arguing abt who gets it until eventually they both cave and decide to share it but THEN obviously sexy times ensue bc of the clear tension bc they’re idiots in love and the next morning it turns out bucky specifically chose that motel who “conveniently” only had one room with one bed bc he was tired of waiting around and wanted to shoot his shot
#and obviously he never misses#anyway#i love those two dumbasses (affectionate)#sambucky#sam wilson#bucky barnes#𓆩♡𓆪 angel's thoughts 𓆩♡𓆪
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have you gotten any asks you really enjoyed recently? i know some people don't find answering asks enjoyable so im curious if you have ones you enjoyed answering?
Oh for sure! I have loads more I'm eager to answer as well, I'm just really bad about doing it.
My favorite asks are ones that inspire me? Any asks in my answer tag that have a little drabble or character exploration are my favorites but I genuinely do love getting any and all asks!
#idk if this is coherent i have chronic dumbass syndrome#also i love all my anons#even the ones who send me weird stuff or the ones who like#vent to me#if i can be a safe space for someone then that's good ♡#ask#anon#ecks barks back
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for yalls viewing pleasure, some recent pics of my fluffy dumbass gambit. he's a dumbass, but he's my dumbass.
#《 ° selkie.exe 》 oh im trash just not approved trash#° mobile post !#° personal !#hes my ESD. my emotional support dumbass. but srsly hes my ESA and i love him ♡♡♡
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being kurama kin means i look at team urameshi and be like I Want To Bully Them (Affectionate)
#insatiable desire to tease and be a little asshole#i just love my dumbasses so much ♡ my dumbass lil tsundere fire husband and my dumbass loud delinquent bros#the kurama and rouge kin in me are like 🤝 messing with people for fun
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love that I can be 100% my weird ass self with him and he loves me anyway
#♡#me: i wanna make a necklace with your blood 🫣#him: cool i got some to spare#me: i miss you even tho i saw you two days ago#him: thank god i miss you too it cancels the needy out when we both feel it#like idk man#he accepts all of me#the weird creepy shit i like#my needy clingyness#my idiocy (its a lot)#he loves my quirks and my dumbass self for all of what i am and trust me he's seen it all he knows me better than anyone#like he's the first irl person i told about my fic writing bc i knew i didnt need to be embarrassed#and he supported me when i first started writing it years ago#and i know he even read some bc he's a cutie#he supports my buying stupid shit#he loves that im a nerd too#ughhhhhh i am in ♡ love ♡#and feel so appreciated and seen
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Looking at Shinso and Rose you'd think Rose is the extrovert and Shinso is the introvert but this is not the case . They're both introverts and Shinso can hold himself in a conversation significantly better than Rose can . He has to hype Rose up for at least 2 hours before every hangout w the 1A kids
#Shinso ..... ♡♡♡♡#malik's rambles#interneuronshipping#oc: rose bnha#rose: ohmy hod what if mina thinks my shirt looks like shit . what if jirou fucking hates the music i put on . what if#shinso who is so very tired but loves his boyfriend : what if you stayed silly . ljke hatsune miku .#rose immediately calming down and no longer shaking : oh my god youre so right . like hatsune miku#shinso nodding : like hatsune miku#theyre so silly . theyre a pack do not seperate them ever . theyre conjoined at the hip#shinso and rose r on the same mental wavelength at all times . shinso wants to escape it but alas . genius dumbasses forever#shinso and rose . heart emojis . they communicate entirely through inside jokes and vague gestures . nobody else understands them#rose and kiri .... r best friends forever . they kiss platonically . mina too . theyre best friends . ouagh#ineed to draw rose more . i miss her
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You just reminded me why I love you
didn't do anything though–
#nectar's rambling#anon message#♡ anon#still got me giggling and smiling like a dumbass ngl#feeling happy rn#esp after such a shitty day#mwah 🫶#love u too hun
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byan vc: i'm a knife guy but i do always carry a couple'a guns on me ... *flexes*
#this is so stupid I'm sorry#I wanted to try finishing the last of those angst prompts tonight but#today got weird and I only just had dinner so uhhhhh I think I'm gonna vibe#try to finish those tomorrow so I can get back to my drafts like a good rper :x#love y'all ♡#━━ ˟ ⊰ ✰ shitpost ⋮ bold of you to assume i've reached peak dumbass.
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Thinking about how fuckin goated Alfred and Suzie would be if they ever found themselves in a typical zombie apocalypse. 😭 They're both good with their hands and highly resourceful. It also helps that they know their respective regions like the back of their hand. They work well together. They're both experienced combatants, and if gas eventually runs out they're great on horseback. Like, they lived like that in the mid to late-ish 1800s, I think they'll be fine JDJFJSJFJ
#i've been watching twd can yall tell? hHFJFJFKG#me and my family only got to abt s2 until we stopped bc i think it wasnt finished airing yet?#at the time anyway#well point is neither of them are likely to die to zombies but if i had to pick#alfred would probably bc he was protecting her or something 😭 dumbass (affectionate)#all love and no logic smfh#♡ amesuzie#♡ amesuzie → zombie apocalypse au#think i'm gonna start tagging AUs as i share em qvq 💖#by ''typical'' i mean the usual ''omg somehow the us m!litary was overrun waaah''#heavy emphasis on somehow LMFAO
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this is canon
Kurogiri: “Don’t touch the pot on the stove, it’s hot.”
Shigaraki: ...
Kurogiri: ...
Shigaraki: ...
Shigaraki pokes the pot: “OW- THAT’S HOT!”
Kurogiri: “Oh no. If only someone had warned you.”
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aahhhugjghgghhfg...... keep thinking about pandan >:( i hate him.... he is so stinky. bastard man.... i lo vee himbb hfhgdhdb *dies*
#bug dad txt#you are my dream 【♡】#stupid beautiful idiot.... gorgeous dumbass that i love UUUUGGHHHH
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𝗘𝗠𝗠𝗔 𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗧𝗜𝗡 𝗖𝗔𝗠𝗘𝗥𝗔 𝗥𝗢𝗟𝗟 : 85 / ∞
— 𝙢𝙪𝙩𝙪𝙖𝙡𝙨 𝘮𝘢𝘺 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵 / 𝘳𝘦𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘨 —
#{ pov u take this dumbass on vacation }#{ and she makes u do photoshoots in front of famous landmarks }#୧ ‧₊˚ ☁️⋅♡𓂃 ࣪ in love with being noticed and afraid of being seen ⌗ visage .
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