#love the tswift reference btw

[demadogs]

Mike is having El’s Baby!👶🏼 No he’s not but you should see your faces 🥰Anyway Will loves the chubby guy with the rainbow tshirt,he’s called Bryan😍

omg its been forever since ive gotten a weird ass mlvn anon. we’re SO back!!!

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HEARTBREAK ON TOUR!

charles leclerc x famous!reader

summary: in which the lavender haze has been lifted. or in which america’s it couple splits.

part 5: relevancy, part 4: emo ponytail girl, part 3: dupeee, part 2: wtf does ET know?, part 1: don’t start

faceclaim: madison beer

ally’s radio 📻: PART 5! the drama goes on. a lot of tswift references 🫶

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yourinstagram. thank u amsterdam for an incredible 2 nights, had so much fun here. also thank u to alyssa and cami who allowed me to post these photos of them on here, great song choice btw💋

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yourinstagram you asked for it, we listened: mother and i went back into the studio specifically to record more lana on snow on the beach. love u @honeymoon. it will be a part of the new midnights (til dawn edition) deluxe album that you can preorder now at my online website (link in bio!)

as many of you know, when i released midnights 7 months ago, the original concept was fun, dreamy, n honestly a reflection of how i felt at the time. after going through a rather tragic breakup, i cannot see the album the same anymore because it isn't how i feel. it's not me. i revised the entire project during some free time between tour with some amazing people, and in a way, i'm grateful for that breakup! it inspired two, beautiful songs and an edition of the album that you will all be hearing soon. to make a long story short: my new single you’re losing me will be out midnight, 7/17!

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charlidamelio i love you both so much!!

lolaleclerc16 you two are so adorable charles is so lucky

lolaransdell lolaleclerc16 i don't know ... I'm feeling like i hit the jackpot a bit more than he did :)

zenday/n lolaransdell definitely not babe 🔥🔥🔥

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daviastylessx you two are so cute 🥲 i'm glad you guys found each other especially after charles’s last relationship

lolaransdell davinastylessx i'm glad we found each other too! he makes me so happy and i try my best to do the same for him. we both have never felt love like this before

charlesforever lolaransdell ^ was that shade?

lolaransdell charlesforver no shade at all ! just being honest :)

TWITTER, july 14

ally’s radio 📻: thus the birth of the revenge era. sorry this was a short chapter, but i couldn’t leave my children starved. next one is better.

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[lavender-annd-lilac]

Feeling This

Me, assuming this is a reference to the blink-182 song: yaaaassssss let’s goooooo I’m so pumped!! Gonna get full sleeves tattooed on both my arms like a Travis Barker 😤😤😤😤🤟🤟🤟🤟🤟🤟

Everything was going to be fine. Everything was fine. 

Your house was clean, you had snacks, frozen pizzas, games, darts, drinks and drinks galore. Everything was fine

Fun fact, the degree to which a person is “fine” is inversely proportional to the number of times they insist they are “fine”.🤓

you opened the door to greet your friends. 

Me, an actual bridge troll: ok y’all know the drill. Cover fee and insurance deposit up front 🤲

His jaw ticked in slight annoyance at the nickname,

But like… isn’t this he nickname he gave himself?? 🤨SMH lol

“Hey, um, there was talk of a round of beer pong, would you wanna be my partner? F-for the game,”

Me, being judgemental and rude for no reason: Dude, ofc it’s for the game 🙄 what else would make sense in this context? “Hey we’re going to play beer pong. Btw do u want to me my partner in this new law firm I’m starting up?”

“Oh, no thanks, Jesse, I don’t feel much like playing just yet.”

But like, if u we’re going g to start up a law firm by any chance, I would love to get in on that 😎

“So, what did he want?” Lance asks

Oh he just offered me a partnership at his new law firm, but I said only if my name comes first on the plaque, AND we keep it at two names max. None of this Sterling-Cooper-Draper-Pryce bs 😒

the guy practically had a tent in his pants the moment he laid eyes on you

Lmao for some reason whenever I read this description of a boner I just think of that kid from Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide with the printer in his butt

“do you want to play beer pong?” 

You pause for a moment, thinking why not? “Sure.” is all you say

Jesse, probably: Et tu, Brute? 🥺

Lol this is actually so ballsy to me like, if someone asked me if I wanted to go to a TSwift concert with them and I said no bc I disliked them more than I liked TSwift, I would NOT be able to accept another invite to the concert. Even if it was from TSwift herself.

Bc my fear of possible reprisal from someone I don’t even like is much stronger than my desire to have a good time 😭😭😭

Jesse turning to glance at you both, a twinge of jealousy spiking in Lance’s chest.

Why is Lance jealous? He’s the one that poached Jesse’s beer pong and future law firm partner!! SMH 😒

Jesse and Alona had won by a landslide against Margret and Daphne

🥳🥳🥳yaaaasss! I’m cheering for team JALONA!! PUT IT ON THE PLAQUE! JALONA & ASSOCIATES

Pulling a coin from his front pocket, Jesse smiled at you softly

Zero Scorpio energy. Come on dude. Never forgive, never forget. Write a full ass album about this betrayal and sweep the Grammys. Then re-release a 10 min version of your most iconic song along with a critically acclaimed short film. 🤩

“Hey! No talking to the shooters, Alona! You’re trying to throw my guy off his game, keep your mouth shut!” you scolded your friend

⚠️What the hecking heck in heck’s name is effing happening rn 🫢🫢🫢

(u know it’s a big deal when I bleep the swears)

GIRL.

Sisters before misters.

Chicks before dicks.

Bellas before fellas.

Fries before guys.

That’s right😡, if it comes down to it, u choose that gross, soggy, potato shaving at the bottom of the bag before u choose that gross, soggy, potato shaving of a man that can’t even decide if he likes the nickname he gave himself 😤😤😤

Holding your breath, you watch as he tosses the little ball through the air, and land with a small plunk! Into the bubbly drink. 

Wait…. Nononono. NO

I’m not a fan of drinking bitter carb water so I’m not actually familiar with beer pong outside of the triangle formation of red cups aesthetic but…

U are saying someone throws the ball, WITH THEIR HAND, into a cup… and then the other team has to drink the beer in that cup? And then they re-use that same ball for the whole game?

So everyone gets to touch it with their grubby little hands that have been touching all kinds of snake foods, phones, other people, etc?

🤯

Coach, I’m out. I’m conscientiously objecting. I refuse to play. I’m done like dinner. I’m gone like Enron.

Y’all might as well gargle in each other’s backwash bob for apples or like, lick all the doorknobs in a public building.

😭

A small voice in my brain: u know… u have been like this your entire life. You also have a weak ass immune system. You also have a whole shelf reserved for bottles of rubbing alcohol in your cupboard. Do u think like… any of this is related?

The louder voice in my brain: CORRELATION DOES NOT EQUAL CAUSATION, BITCH. Now let me finish sanitizing my collection of keychains in peace 😷

He laughed and turned to see Jesse’s flushed face grimacing at the drinks he needed to finish, “drink up, buddy,” he practically spit the word

Wait, Lance is his coach tho right? Lmaooo imagine your coach being like so aggressive towards u during a petty game of beer pong and insisting u drink several cups of bacteria brew 😬 unprofessional AF tbh

Normally your kitchen felt like it was average size, but with 8 people (and 7 drunk people, might I add) it was quite the tight fit.

Me: What?? Is this including the dining area? Bc I feel like an average size kitchen/dining area should be able to fit 6 comfortably. And 8 would be a little crowded but not sardines crowded… 🤔

But... I guess some of those people have massive, oversized egos tho, so it makes sense 🤷‍♀️

Also Me, when there is 1 other person in the elevator: oh uh, go ahead, I’ll get the next one 😅

you can see the moment the anger flashes across them. 

“Hey, now, s’okay,” your hand catches his jaw gently as he moves to yell at whoever almost knocked him over, “you’re okay, was an accident.” 

Whoa… Dude needs anger management lol. I like to think that I’m a pretty irritable person, but not since I was a CHILD have I needed someone to calm me down bc another individual accidentally bumped into me. 🙄🙄

Also me: omfg did this stranger on the internet just imply that Excalibur and the sword in the stone are the SAME SWORD?? unbelievable. UNFORGIVABLE. The disrespect to Arthurian Mythology rn. This is some Frankenstein vs Frankenstein’s monster BS. Pls keep ur if mouth shut if u can’t get it right u peasant. I wish I could strap piranhas to my feet and kick them in the face. I would burn this mf-er at the stake rn if I didn’t think the fumes would be bad for the environment. I pray to Baphomet that this individual suffers in the 9th circle of hell for all eternity. 😤😤😤

Meanwhile, me showing my ignorance in other fandoms: who is Naruto lol. Like from Avatar? Haha idk 😜

his chest huffs in agitation but he manages to keep himself from lashing out. 

Haha he’s literally pingu

“They never help clean up, s’fuckin’ barbaric,” he grumbles

😒 I hate it when assholes have the NERVE to show some common courtesy. How dare you make me respect u. 

“Alrighty, Princess, s’been fun but I really ought t’be headin’ home,” he slurred and reached for his car keys, but you weren’t having it. 

Was he like, not planning to drink or something? Otherwise dude should have taken an Uber 🤨

He didn’t do sleep overs, especially with girls he was just hooking up with,

If being a proper adult means it is cringe to do sleepovers…

Alexa play,

“Why don’ y’just sleep it off here?” You offer,

Me, the next morning: ok here u go will it u be paying in cash or should I send u a venmo request 🙃

Idiot. Sound more pathetic next time, Lance, his brain mocked him

Oh, heck naw. First he poached Jesse’s law firm partner, and now he’s coming for MY job? Bro, what am I supposed to do if you throw shade at yourself huh?

“Y’want different clothes to sleep in?” You ask

He shook his head, “nah, m’fine, Princess, thanks,”

Me: this cheap bastard trying to get out of the pyjama fee… ok I see how it is 🤨

Lance climbed into your bed, sighing as he relaxed into the mattress.

EXQUEEZE ME? Human Guests sleep on the couch. Host offers the bed? Nah son, u sleep on the couch, or u Uber ur ass home. I mean… at least make a show of insisting that u will take the couch lol 😩

The rhythm of your breathing deepens as a comforting haze of sleep takes you both.

The warnings: Fluff

Me: ugh, that’s so not punk rock arch nemesis behaviour 😒

😂😂😂

Feeling This

Summary: You host this month’s little get together at your house. There’s games, laughs, and drinking, lots of drinking. You didn’t “like” like Lance, he was just a good fuck… right? (wow, I’m terrible at writing summaries, I’m so sorry lol)

Pairing: Lance Tucker x fem!reader

Warnings: Fluff(?), mutual crushing, jealous Lance, pet/nicknames, plot with no porn, mentioned fucking, excessive drinking (y’all be safe, don’t drink and drive, pretty please), 18+ so MINORS DNI, not beta read so all the mistakes and bad writing is my own

Word count: 2.3k

A/N: This was a hard one to write, mostly because I’m so excited to write the upcoming parts! I feel really good about where the story is heading. I wrote this on very little sleep, so if it makes little to no sense in some parts, I do apologize. But! With that said, I present to you: part 3

Kisses! 

—K

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Everything was going to be fine. Everything was fine. 

Your house was clean, you had snacks, frozen pizzas, games, darts, drinks and drinks galore. Everything was fine. Then why did your stomach feel like an angry bunch of butterflies were ready to take off? It definitely wasn’t because the small party you were hosting was in less than 10 minutes. And it definitely wasn’t because it meant that Lance was coming over. Nope. No way. Not a chance. 

He’d been over to your place before. But that was different your mind nagged at you. A cluster of excited knocks on your door pulled you from your anxious bubble. Checking your reflection in the mirror one more time, you opened the door to greet your friends. 

“Hey, guys!” you called as the small group flooded your apartment, making a bee line for your kitchen. 

“I come bearing gifts,” your best friend Alona announces and pulls out 2 more cases of beer.

It was going to be one of those nights, you chuckled to yourself. 

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