#love the idea of human pets in general just because...hell yes being platonically cared for

[friendly-alien-fucker]

I am choosing to believe that aliens love fat humans in the same way that we love fat cats

[bewaretheidesofmarchyall]

Soulmate Shenanigans Part Two (Electric Boogaloo)

Good morning (or at least, I’ve started writing this in the morning! Who knows when I’ll complete it)!

I’m continuing my Soulmate AU Tomfoolery (you can find part one here)

Prompt #2

There is a timer that counts down to when you will meet your soulmate.

Warnings for death mentions, and temporary major character death

World Building

Everyone blames the mad scientist.

Which is fair. When someone makes billions of clocks in about a weeks time, each declaring when everyone in the world (including people who wouldn’t be born for decades) would find their soulmate, it’s considered to polite to stick around to answer questions

Instead, Logan disappeared to who-knows-where and left everyone else to pick up the pieces. 

Rude.

Ever since the early 1910′s, the clocks have existed, one for each person. When any kid is born, the first thing a new parent does is rush to the register to see when they’ll meet their soulmate. It’s a big deal.

If your child isn’t going to meet their soulmate in the next 13 years, they are told the exact number on their 13th birthday

Philosophers have been enraged by all of this. Is free will a thing? Is existence a lie?

Non-philosophers will often close their curtains when they see a wandering philosopher, which are easy to identify by their look of abject confusion and plucked chickens.

Characters

Remus: Remus pretended that he didn’t care about who his soulmate was when his 13th birthday rolled along. He wasn’t the best actor.

His brother seemed happy when he found out that it would be sixteen years until he found his soulmate. 29 wasn’t a bad age at all, considering that some people would have to wait until they were old and in a nursing home, or would never even meet their soulmate at all.

Remus waited for his parents to tell him. They gave each other nervous looks, and he was convinced for a few seconds that he didn’t have a soulmate after all.

The actual answer was much weirder

526 years. 526 years until he met his soulmate.

Remus said a silent thank you to his soulmate for making him functionally immortal. After all, that meant that he’d survive until then!

HE WAS IMMORTAL

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Now, whenever someone would try to say something like, “Why do you like serial killers? Planning to become one?”, he could just look them dead in the eye and say,

I’m going to outlive you, Brian

(On an unrelated note, Brian disappeared a few months later. It actually wasn’t Remus’s fault, surprisingly. One minute, he was at a museum, the next, gone)

Remus would be fine with never finding his soulmate, honestly. Connection is nice, but being eldritch is more fun.

Virgil: Virgil didn’t want to be immortal

Sure, he wasn’t a fan of dying in practice, but in theory he didn’t want to live to over 250!

His family and friends were going to die, and he’d have to live through it. And for what? To meet a soulmate? Who gave a fuck? Virgil had never wanted a romantic relationship in his life, and he didn’t think that a 526 year wait was going to change that.

He was determined to find his soulmate early so that he could live a normal life like a normal person who doesn’t cause additional distress to the wandering philosophers.

 Plot

It was easy to find Remus. Local Child Will Live To Over 500 makes a good headline, and Remus wasn’t one to shy away from attention.

When Virgil was 16, he packed his bags and ran away from home to go meet his soulmate. He didn’t ask Janus how he got the bus tickets, but he did ask him to tell his parents that he’d be okay.

Virgil knocked on the door, and waited. Someone who looked almost exactly like the news site photo answered. The conversation went something like this:

Virgil: So, YOU’RE Remus McFricking Sanders-

Roman: Nope, not him, whatever he said isn’t my fault.

[Roman slams door]

Virgil was pretty sure that he had, in fact, met Remus, and he was just being annoying. Roman believed that his brother had just manage to piss off yet another person.

Virgil retreated to a restaurant, and looked up the photo on the news article, just to make sure. No denying it, that was him! Same eyes, same hair, same general face-wait. 

Remus had a nose that had obviously been broken at least once. The guy who’d greeted him at the door had definitely been in less scrapes than his soulmate.

Whoops.

Meanwhile, Remus had a plan to avoid Virgil at all cost. Virgil had tried to shy away from press attention, but he tracked down a photo eventually. 

And when his brother told him that some emo with “awesome” eyes had turned up on the doorstep looking for him, he had a bad feeling.

Well, spooky boy wasn’t going to cost him his long future.

And so the dance began.

In one corner, Virgil, who had spite, stubbornness, and a deadline on his side (he had to get home to his parents eventually)! Never discount a spiteful Virgil!

In the other corner, Remus, who has nothing on his side but fate. Fate, however, has a sense of humor, and Remus read enough old myths as a child to know that whatever happens can’t be changed by petty human actions.

Virgil tries breaking and entering many times, each failing in a more ridiculous way. He is a careful, but Remus is practically Kevin McCallister in terms of traps, and he fails to meet his soulmate face to face all day and all night.

They do get to have some verbal exchanges, which are pretty much

Virgil: You think you want the existential hell of immortality??

Remus: Oh, fuck off, I’m going to have the best vampire aesthetic!

Virgil: The vampire aesthetic is wonderful, but can we do everything for aesthetic?

Both at the same time: Yes. Yes we can.

And then Virgil is herded out of the house by Remus’s pet rats.

However, the final encounter goes a little differently. No witty quips, just Virgil picking the lock of yet another window, and then a very specific sound.

Have you ever heard a stubborn emo get pulled into a portal in the spacetime continuum?

It’s a distinct sound that is along the lines of loud crash-The fu-whirring noises-nyoom-eerie silence 

Remus didn’t give a second thought before diving into the portal after him. If he had, he would have thought hey, this’ll probably bring us face to face, something I’ve been avoiding or maybe jumping into random portals in a stupid idea or I’m going to grab a weapon before just running at it. But his first impulse was to make sure his snarky soulmate hadn’t died, so into the portal he went.

The Year: 2550

The Portal: Glows a lot, thank you for asking

The Reason: A mad scientist has only one thing left to lose, and is terrified as it slips away

Logan: Logan was a geek at heart. He loved science, in both theories and practice. He probably should have toned down his obsession with Nikola Tesla. He wanted to travel to the sky, and touch the stars, and watch time like a film reel. 

Time travel was his passion. If people could travel across the physical seas, why not the metaphorical ones of time?

It was pure luck that he actually figured it out, but figure it out he did. Logan loved his creation.

He wanted to create a million inventions, but more importantly he wanted Patton to see them all.

If there was one thing he loved more than science, it was him. 

The two kept each other from drifting off into the stars, or sinking into the dirt because they’re too afraid of being rude. One of Logan’s favorite memories was he and Patton running through the St. Louis fair, giggling at terrible puns and sharing a quick kiss out of sight, before catching the next exposition. 

Patton was kind, and caring, and knew how to talk to people to get them to like him, and was just good. He was good. 

Logan dealt only in facts. And it was a fact that it would have been better, more fair for Logan to have died in the fire.

It was a fact that he didn’t (even though it felt like it sometimes). It was a fact that Patton had been the one to notice the smoke. It was a fact that the love of his life waited for a few seconds in the doorway, trying to call the cat out. It was a fact that, after Logan was out of the house, he turned around to see the doorway collapse. 

He found a way back into the house, but it took too long. 

Fact: Humans can only endure severe smoke inhalation for a few minutes before dying.

Logan took one look at his time machine, somehow still undamaged. He’d never tested it before, but he really didn’t have a choice, so he kissed Patton on the forehead and stepped into a portal.

Back To The Plot

Virgil and Remus immediately knew that they were in the 26th century. 

How? There was a sign!

Hey! If You Happen To Be A Time Traveler, This Is 2550! Check In With The Lord Cerebrum To Know More, Unless You Don’t Have A License, In Which Case

You Know What Happens

They don’t have much time to mull over this before Remus tries to murder Virgil. He’s not IMMORTAL any more, and it’s not FAIR, and it’s all HIS fault!

This is where we enter the Rivals To Friends (While On The Run From Time Management) section

Remus and Virgil have many adventures escaping from Time Management, while learning to appreciate the other as a friend. They are platonic soulmates, after all!

But Time Management is nothing if not patient, and the boys are caught eventually (you know how it goes. You forget to check around for listening ears, you use 21st century slang, and suddenly a single “yeet” and a “same” get you dragged before the Lord Cerebrum)

A Handy Dandy Guide To The Year 2550 (transcript from the Handy Dandy Infomercial Station)

Hey, time travelers! I know that everyone likes zipping around the time-stream and seeing what the fates throw at them to keep them from murdering their grandpa, but we have to do this by the Rules!

If you break the rules, you know what happens

The Year 2550 is protected by Logos Industries’s time dilation filter, to ensure that no one gets the wrong idea about going free range!

If you have a license, just proceed to the Lord Cerebrum to get your stamp of approval and philosopher disguise for the maximum positive effect! After all, Logos Industries needs funding to protect us all!

If you don’t have a license, you’ll see the Lord Cerebrum too!

Have a Handy Dandy Time :)

Back To The Plot

The boys are led through a menacing government facility, taken to see the Lord Cerebrum. They try to ask questions, but Time Management is rather disinterested in their fleeting existence, so nothing much gets answered.

The final destination is a computer room, where the Lord Cerebrum sits. His form was half hologram, half skin, his age unchanging for 526 years, and recognizable at first sight to Remus

Lord Cerebrum, aka Brain, aka Brian: Hey, Remus, what exactly did you say about outliving me?

Brian: Brian was a dick. There’s no other way to put it. 

He and Remus used to be friends, sticking brand new phones in water to see what would happen and planning out pranks (they made their history teacher think that she was being haunted by the ghost of Charlemagne!), but things changed, and by 8th grade his dickishness was on full display

It was really easy to get away with being cruel to Remus. He naturally unnerved people, and anyone in a position of power immediately knew he was trouble (which was true), so when there was a conflicting story between a star student and the kid who poured ketchup in the principal’s desk, you can guess who’d always get believed.

Brian was a dick, but he was 13. He could have grown later in life, regretted his ways (or at least stopped), but instead he touched an antique time machine on a museum tour of the Clock House (home of Logan, the famous inventor of soulmate clocks). 

He’d been planning to snap off the handle and pin it on Remus (or maybe Roman for variety), but instead

Crash-what the-whirring noises-nyoom-eerie silence

And Brian arrived in the year 2520, the first of many time travellers.

He became a celebrity. The parts of him lost in the wormhole were quickly replaced with state-of-the-art holograms, and his fame went to his head.

Thirty years of good marketing later, he was the Lord Cerebrum. And when a desperate mad scientist came crashing through a portal of his own, it was easy to get him to work for him under the promise that Brian would let him save his “Patton” once he made some technology for him.

He recognized Logan from the museum. He knew who’s fault it was that he was trapped travelling through time, whirling through the portal, praying and promising and in the end just screaming. Brian knew who was to blame for the fact that he couldn’t tell how much of his body would stay when the power went out.

So the tasks got longer and more complicated, Patton dangled like a carrot over Logan’s head. 

Fact: Logan would never win, and someday Brian would get tired of this game and there would only be one genius left in 2550.

Back To The Plot: Virgil punched the Lord Cerebrum in the face. He didn’t know all of the context, but his best friend seemed not to like the guy, and he seemed evil, so he punched the overlord in the face.

Brian was offended, and abandoned all plans for a monologue in favor of leaving them to die.

The most fitting way to do away with a time traveler is to send them everywhere at once. It’s an awful death, one where molecules are slowly lost as the traveler in question hits walls and trees and memories.

The duo managed to survive five or so timelines, before the machine miraculously shut off. A mad scientist ran into the room, unscrewed the vents in the walls, and told the teenagers that they’re late.

Things are explained as they escape the facility.

Things

Logan needed a way to break the time dilation filter. He did the math (which he tried and failed to explain to the boys), and it was determined that Remus and Virgil had the most butterfly effect capabilities to influence this particular event

Basically, removing them from the timeline changed things just enough for Logan to find the chink in the filter’s armor. 

The duo’s job is done, and Logan is only sorry that he didn’t find them earlier to get them home.

Back To The Plot

Everything seems like it’s going to be fine, and the duo are almost able to go home, when the Lord Cerebrum finds them.

CLIMATIC SHOWDOWN

An Ending

In the end, Brian is sent to the 22th century, the year where nearly all of humanity were turned into giant rats for some reason

Logan found his way back to the 1910′s, and used the 26th century technology to heal his love. The time machine burned in the fire. Good. Space travel was where it was at, anyway.

Virgil had so much explaining to do to his parents

Remus knew that no one would believe him. Roman did.

Virgil and Remus stayed the closest of friends. They dressed up as vampires for Halloween. They stuck together. They got to grow up. 

More soulmate shenanigans, amiright?

[sfw-haikyuu-nsfw]

I figured it was time for another updated list of what is in my inbox - primarily because I reached the end of the last list, lol. So, here’s what to come and in the order that they’ll be answered!

Nishinoya with a tsundere!significant other.

Origami headcanons with Kuroo, Bokuto, Akaashi, and Kenma.

Mattsun with a female friends with benefits (hell yeah!).

Bokuto and an awkward morning after with a female friend (double hell yeah!).

Bokuto, Kuroo, and Iwaizumi with a significant other that can twerk.

Iwaizumi’s little sister dating Oikawa (there are two other similar scenarios with different character in this request and I’ll probably end up doing them all!)

Suga, Oikawa, Bokuto, and Kuroo with significant other that has morbid humor.

Ushijima NSFW with female significant other and dry humping.

Bokuto and Kuroo drunken threesome with female roommate (triple hell yeah!).

Captain squad reacting to female athlete with amputation below the knee/prosthetic leg (I really love this idea).

Polyship headcanons with Yamaguchi X Oikawa X Bokuto X female reader with an anxiety disorder.

Oikawa headcanons with a “Big Girl”.

Kenma’s significant other role-playing NSFW.

A continuation of Kageyama dating Tsukishima’s little sister.

Terushima, Kuroo, Ushijima, and Iwaizumi headcanons with their significant other trying them up in bed.

Kuroo, Bokuto, Terushima, and Tsukishima reaction to waking up with their female significant other giving them head.

Yamaguchi’s comfort to his female significant other who’s nervous about her first volleyball game.

Bokuto’s female significant other being dominate in bed.

NSFW headcanons with Tsukishima and Hinata with a female metalhead.

Poly reader with Bokuto, Kuroo, and Tsukishima.

Ukai Jr., Oikawa, Kuroo, and Kageyama not realizing they offended their significant other (I’m assuming this is supposed to be kinda angst).

Ushijima as an Olympic volleyball player and his female significant other is from the Mexican team; they party!

SFW and NSFW headcanons for Kuroo and Suga with a chubby significant other.

Kageyama being really good at pick-up lines.

Nishinoya headcanons on how he tries to becoming more than friends with his crush that sees him in a platonic way.

Part 3 of Iwaizumi mermaid story (There are a couple of these, lol).

Pokemon trainer headcanons with Karasuno (this will primarily be about Pokemon GO, sweetie, I don’t follow the actually games nor the show, but I did play this for about a year when it came out).

Oikawa’s significant other meeting his parents.

Oikawa headcanons of him being a father to a boy and twin girls.

Oikawa mermaid scenario.

Headcanons for Oikawa, Kuroo, Tendou, and Kageyama with a significant other in competitive Latin dance (I’m really excited for this too! Professional relationships taken the wrong way!).

Continuation of Tsukishima, Bokuto, and Kuroo with assistant coach that makes them magically gay, lol!

Scenario with ‘adorable kitty shine’ Lev.

Suga and Tsukishima with a suicidal significant other (okay, I’m going to clarify right here that I’m being very tentative with this one. The main reason I’m taking it is because I know what it’s like to think that the world would be better off without you - BUT the world is better off with you in it, trust me! But when I get to this, it will be entirely from the POV of the boys and their reaction, I will not be delving into any explicit details of suicide or the thought process behind it, primarily because I do not wish to trigger any unwanted emotions in anyone or upset anyone with a wrong interpretation based on my own experience. I have had many friends that admitted to being suicidal and have experience in dealing with the emotions of being a bystander to it. That is the reason that I am fulfilling this request. Plus, those who feel this way need to know that they are loved and cherished. Also, I’ll put this one under a ‘read more’ so those that wish to skip it can do so.)

Daichi, Suga, and Asahi celebrating a win with their female significant other.

Scenario in which Oikawa has to ask the blessing of Ushijima to date his sister.

Oikawa and Bokuto meeting their internet best friend (female) that they have actually fallen in love with.

Kuroo meets his female significant other in her home country years after they’ve broken up and she’s a single mom and they still have feelings for each other (you just KNOW what I want to write about, Cole!)

Seijou 3rd years attempting to fix the relationship between their female significant other and her sister.

Kuroo, Futakuchi, and Oikawa finding out their significant is leading a double life in the supernatural realm.

Tendou meets his female significant other at the candy store where he works.

Sweater Weather inspired scenario with Akaashi (I’m stoked about this one too!)

Headcanons of Kageyama, Bokuto, and Tendou with a significant other that’s an artistic gymnast.

Tsukishima and Kageyama comforting their female significant other with nyctophobia.

Iwaizumi headcanons that loves eating out his female significant other and what he’d do to her afterwards (um, yes please!).

Punk AU with Kuroo, Asahi, and Bokuto who are dating the trouble maker of the school.

Akaashi, Bokuto, and Kuroo soulmate AU where you find your soulmate when you bump into each other and fuse (males significant other).

Festival headcanons with Hinata.

Ushijima with female friend and their experience with the pocky game.

Terushima, Kuroo, Bokuto, Tendou, and Lev and their reaction to finding practically a zoo in her home.

Ukai, Sugawara, and Oikawa on a date with a girl they’ve had a crush on forever.

Younger sister of the Tsukishima’s and their protectiveness when she meets the team.

Futakuchi NSFW dirty talk.

Akaashi with female significant other that’s very nervous and shy, where she’s introverted and has difficulty talking with others.

Winged!Yamaguchi scenario where his wing gets damaged and a female human takes care of him. They become friends and fall in love (Thank you for bringing my Winged Au back, lol!)

Heated make out session that turns NSFW with Oikawa.

Asahi’s significant other being obsessed with his hair (who wouldn’t be, lol!)

Fluff with Shirabu.

Noya and his female significant other telling him that all she wants for her birthday is to spend the day with him; ends in NSFW.

Iwaizumi, Asahi, and Tsukishima SFW and NSFW headcanons with a female significant other that’s shy and insecure and shows her music taste in her clothing (there are a lot of details in this request, I’ll save them for when I answer it).

Oikawa’s crush thinks that he’s nothing more than a pretty face and his reaction to her saying so.

Kageyama has a sassy significant other that roasts Tsukishima.

Noya anything - literally, they said anything. Love you, Anon!

Twister headcanons with Ushijima, Oikawa, and Iwaizumi.

Oikawa headcanons living with his significant other in college.

3rd gym first date ideas.

Tsukishima’s significant other is in a dank meme group chat with Kuroo and Bokuto.

Tsukishima’s significant other is a dancer and they dance to his favorite song; things get emotional.

Fluff headcanons for Noya and Oikawa.

Oikawa with a significant other who is better at expressing her feelings through messages and text than in words.

Headcanons of characters that don’t want kids/would rather have pets instead.

Daishou falling in love with Kuroo’s younger sister.

Kinky and rough Shirabu.

Relationship headcanons with Semi.

Fluffy headcanons with Yaku.

Oikawa NSFW.

Headcanons for Daichi, Kuroo, Bokuto, Tsukishima, Tendou, and Ushijima with a significant other who’s scared of thunder storms (Anon, my limit on characters is generally five - unless it’s something small - so depending on how long these end up, I might have to cut Ushiwaka since he’s the last one listed.)

Bokuto NSFW headcanons.

Ukai NSFW headcanons.

Kuroo and Bokuto with THICC boyfriend who is insecure.

Awkward tickling situation with the Miya twins where their significant other ends up mixing up the two.

NSFW scenario of Suga being dominant in bed.

Asahi, Noya, Semi, Tendou, and Yaku headcanons with a significant other that is tiny but fierce.

Tendou NSFW scenario (Anon, you requested for Yandere, but that is actually against my rules since I do not think a relationship like that should be promoted in any sense, but I will do an NSFW scenario for you. Please understand and thank you!)

I’m sorry these are really vague - some of them were sent in that way - but I’m running out of time before I need to head into work! So, this is what I have lined up for you guys!

[vilesssserpent]

I was tagged by @holdmyhansolo 

the last 1. drink:Mountain Shountin’ (cheap rip off of Mt Dew) 2. phone call: My boss called me last night because I was late because I didn’t realize I was working 3. text message: Also my boss, for a different reason 4. song you listened to: It Ends Tonight: All American Rejects 5. time you cried: Idk, probably a few days ago 6. dated someone twice: Naw. I only just got into my first relationship 7. kissed someone and regretted it: Nope 8. been cheated on: Nope 9. lost someone special: I lost my grandmother about 6 months ago 10. been depressed: Look, to be fair, I am 95% sure I’m just a mix of depression, anxiety, and duct tape. 11. gotten drunk and thrown up: I’ve never been drunk

3 favorite colors 12. Mint Green (my ideal hair color) 13. Purple 14. Turquoise 

in the last year have you 15. made new friends: Yup 16. fallen out of love: No 17. laughed until you cried: Maybe once?  18. found out someone was talking about you: Yeah, I found out my boss has been complaining about me behind my back 19. met someone who changed you: I’‘m a difficult person to change 20. found out who your friends are: Not really 21. kissed someone on your Facebook list: I’m not really on Facebook, and I’ve never kissed anyone

general 22. how many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: I mean, a few 23. do you have any pets: Two dogs 24. do you want to change your name: I think about it, but only because I have the most standard name ever. But I’m too lazy 25. what did you do for your last birthday: I worked, got yelled at by a lady because her wife slipped and almost reopened her knee that she’d just had surgery on, and had to stay for an extra 3 hours after my shift ended for paperwork 26. what time did you wake up: Like 11 27. what were you doing at midnight last night:Waiting for my boss to get back to me about what I should do with a box, before getting fed up and just going home 28. name something you can’t wait for: Star Wars The Last Jedi, and Pacific Rim 2. ANd It 29. when was the last time you saw your mom: 2 days ago. She had to leave town because my grandfather is in the hospital 31. what are you listening to right now: Yellow Flicker Beat by Lorde 32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: That’s my dad’s name 33. something that is getting on your nerves: People rubbing there feet together. I despise the sound 34. most visited website: On my phone, tumblr. On my computer, gmail, or my school website 35. hair colour: Dark 36. long or short hair: Long hair, for now 37. do you have a crush on someone: Hell yes 38. what do you like about yourself: I’m an amazing writer, when I actually, you know, write

39. piercings: One in each ear 40. blood type: O+ 41. nickname: Minty, Mandy, Owl, or Potter 42. relationship status: Dating 43. zodiac: Aries, the best sign 44. pronouns: She, Her 45. favourite tv show: I don’t really have a favorite 46. tattoos: Not right now 47. right or left handed: I’m ambidextrious, but I use my right hand to write

48. surgery: I’ve had two colonoscopies this year, and had my wisdom teeth removed. Beyond that, the only surgery I’ve ever had was I had to  get ear tubes twice 49. sport: I used to be on Swim Team. The last sport I played was Track and Field, where I did Throwing, and the Long Jump 50. vacation: I wanna go to a beach. Or to Disneyland 51. pair of trainers: I have these really cute pair of purple converes MORE GENERAL 52. eating: I just ate pizza 53. drinking: Just finished my Mountin SHountin’ 54. i’m about to: Probably write, since Poptropica won’t load 55. waiting for: My gf to text me and complain about Texas 56. want: Fruit Rollups and Fruit Gushers, or peppermint ice cream. I would also like to not have to work today, since I’m wokring all weekend 57. get married: Eh, if I find the right person who wants that. But only if our wedding is dino themed. 58. career: Writer, voice actor, or English Professor WHICH IS BETTER 59. hugs or kisses: Hugs 60. lips or eyes: Eyes 61. shorter or taller: I don’t care 62. older or younger: I don’t really care 63. nice arms or nice stomach: Stomach 64. hook up or relationship: Relationship 65. troublemaker or hesitant: Either one. Probably a troublemaker tho HAVE YOU EVER: 66. kissed a stranger: No 67. drank hard liquor: I’ve had a bit of whiskey 68. lost glasses/contact lenses: I lost my glasses in kindergarten, and never got another pair because they were too expensive. Luckily, my vision straightened out 69. turned someone down: Too many times to count. I have no idea why I’ve had to turn so many people down 70. sex on the first date: No 71. broken someone’s heart: According to some, that list is a mile long. But I think that if we never together, I can’t break their heart, even if we were close friends 72. had your heart broken: Not romantically, only platonically 73. been arrested: Only as a fundraiser thing. I used to work at a radio station, and they had this fundraiser thing where you could pay to get someone arrested, and someone paid for my to get arrest ON AIR 74. cried when someone died: Not really. I still feel a bit guilty about that 75. fallen for a friend: Yes DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 76. yourself: No. I am a trainwreck of a human being 77. miracles: Miracles are just when odds are surpassed, so yes 78. love at first sight: No 79. santa claus: No 80. kiss on the first date: Maybe when I’m more comfortable with it, but I;ve never kissed anyone. WHat if I’m bad at it?  81. angels: Maybe OTHER: 82. current best friend’s name: Savant, Felecity, Griffin 83. eye colour: Dark Brown 84. favourite movie: Pacific Rim or Coraline

I’m going to tag @leonardsnartofficial @honeybeeofficial @reyoflight @chaotic-evil-gender @ominouslymathematical and @snowflakeeel (I’m so sorry, I keep forgetting how you spell your other blogs name!) This is, of course, totally optional