#love that it’s biblically accurate merch too

[stillgotscars]

did seeing the cowboy boots and butterflies on the debut merch just make anyone else even more excited for debut tv

[dcafanzine]

☀️ Application Tips 🌙

Applying to a fanzine can be a pretty nerve-wracking experience, especially if this could potentially be your first zine! This set of tips has been made in the hopes of easing any potential anxiety and making the application process smoother for everyone!

Please read on to find out more and see some cute little puppets!

Read the FAQ and guidelines carefully

The FAQ and guidelines explain the theme of the zine as well as what we’re looking for when it comes to contributor applications. Reading these will help strengthen your application when you come to apply!

Make sure the zine schedule matches your availability

Please verify you’ll be able to keep up with the zine’s schedule if you’re selected to contribute a piece for the zine! For this zine, once selected, you’ll have about three months to complete your piece, with check-ins every month. Life happens, and unexpected things can make us all busy at the last moment (and our mods will try our very best to work with you to get things sorted!), but please be mindful when applying to check that your availability matches with the schedule.

Step one: Follow the guidelines carefully when submitting your application(s).

Please pay careful attention when reading and answering the application questions to ensure that your application follows the guidelines and answers everything as clearly as it can. Applications will stay open for a month - there’s no rush if you need time to complete your application in detail! If there is a maximum number of samples, a word count range, or a specific theme requested on the application form, please make sure your application adheres to these so we can properly evaluate your application. If you’re unsure about anything, please feel free to ask, as our mod team is only too happy to help!

Step two: Make sure we can see your samples.

Once contributor applications open, we’ll be asking to see existing samples of your work so we can see if you’re a good fit for the zine! Please be sure to link specific examples of your work that you think fit the zine’s theming as well as the style and quality level you’re hoping to meet when contributing to the zine. Bear in mind the mod team are likely going to be looking at a lot of entries, so if you link to a gallery that has a huge number of examples, we might not be able to give a fair amount of time looking at the pieces that best showcase your work! These don’t have to be posted publicly on social media, but please ensure we can see them for the duration of the application period (e.g., the links work, the links aren’t set to private or followers only, and the links don’t expire before the application period ends).

Step three: Make sure your application samples fit the theme of the zine.

In this case, we’re looking for examples of your work featuring the DCA. The zine will primarily focus on canon-adjacent depictions of the DCA, with some slots available for AU content made by the AU’s own creator or with express given permission from the creator of that AU. Your application should ideally provide one or more samples depicting the DCA, with at least one of those preferably depicting the DCA in a canon-adjacent form or setting.**Canon-adjacent here doesn’t mean the depiction has to be biblically accurate, just that the design should not differ so substantially from what would typically be recognised as the DCA to essentially be a separate character. This fandom is intensely creative and we love and applaud the originality of the many different variants of the DCA, but this zine aims to focus primarily on canon-adjacent depictions, with a limited number of slots for AU content as well. Having canon-adjacent depictions of the DCA will massively help round out your application for this zine!

Step four: This one’s for the merch artists - please don’t apply with the same samples you’d use for a page/spot artist application!

Including actual merch designs for your samples helps a lot, as prior experience making merch is a massive advantage for a merch artist application!

Bear in mind, you don’t strictly need to follow all of these steps to a tee when completing your application - the mod team will try to accommodate where we can. However, it will really help your application to take these things into consideration!

And most importantly …

Step five: If you get rejected this time, please don’t let it discourage you!

Zines often get a huge number of applications vs contributor spots, and a lot of tough decisions (often taking hours or even days) will likely have to be made between several really good applicants.

Being rejected from a zine in no way means you’re bad at what you do, or in any way less worthy or skilled than anyone else. You deserve to be here just as much as anyone else does, and there are people who adore what you do, so keep doing it! In some cases, certain applications might fit the theme of the zine better, particular applicants explained themselves more clearly in their application, or it was just all in all an extremely close call with one lucky winner. So please don’t ever let a rejection email discourage you from trying, and bear in mind rejection happens to the best of us at some point!

We appreciate every single application we get, so good luck out there!

[rayshippouuchiha]

Hello dearest Void, I’m afraid I must report that the Lucifer Morningstar obsession has not at all abated in the past ~10 months; if anything, it has in fact gotten stronger. Send thoughts and prayers😔🙏🏼

But I mean can you blame me??? Just LOOK AT HIM THIS IS OFFICIAL HAZBIN HOTEL MERCH DEAR GOD WHAT ARE THEY DOING TO US HE’S SO GGGGGHHNNNDSSDSDFFFS I’M GOING TO DIEEEEEE😭😩❤️❤️❤️❤️

The fics and the fanart have also NOT helped, everyone is too talented🫠 I’ve seen some fantastic fics going over everything from Lucifer’s depression, to him as an eldritch being/biblically-accurate angel and the psychological implications of it, to explorations on him overcoming his distrust/dislike of sinners & learning to love again, to looks into the mechanics of hell & Heaven’s punishments, and more. Also, my gallery of Lucifer/radioapple fanart has ~500 images and counting rn… Needless to say, the Radioapple ship still has its claws firmly in me as well😅

(Btw, if anyone is into that ship or is interested in some fics for it, here are some of my absolute favorites in no particular order:)

- Of Saints and Sinners by morningstar_writes (art by the author)

- A Compliment A Day by Decembercamie

- Lucid Dreams of New Orleans by Cyberwords (art by @/ohsardines on twitter)

- Theoxenia by Fabelyn, a Hades/Persephone AU fic (art by @/reeunknown on twitter)

- The Changeling by Bleakcinema, a Fae court AU fic (warning: also features Alastor/Lucifer/Husk; art by Bonk_dog)

I'm an Alastor fan so no, no I really can't blame you darling

[valleyofdeaddandelions7]

Watching the episode 4 of after-school hanako kun and I have to hold myself back from screaming Cuz it's 5:15 AM

Here's the incoherent babbling of a sad bish who had an emotional meltdown 30 minutes before she watched this episode

SPOILERS!

LIKE KQNDIWNBFISKAHSHHDUNWJDOJDNFUSKJDU

MOKE YASHIRO MOKKE YASHIRO MOKKE YASHIRO!!!

The mokke being adorable lil shets!!!

Baby mokke school mysteries has single handly killed me and then brought me back to life,thank you

I wish i was a mokke tbh

RETURN TO MOKKE!!!!

"I'M BRAINWASHING HER!!!" LMAOOO NOOO BAD MOKKE!!!

MITSUBA, MITSUBA,MITSUBAMITSUBA,MITSUBA IS IN THIS my son is in this and he's ADORABLE !!!!!

ALSO THAT CAT WAS SO FLUFFYn!!!!

SAKURA IS SLAYYYIIINGGG!!!!!

The alternative universe monster raising facility thingy where sakura is the boss!!!!!!!!

THE CLOTHES!!!

Natsuhiko as a SPY?!

BABY DAGON YASHIRO BABY DRAGON YASHIRO BABY DRAGON YASHIRO BABY DRAGON YASHIRO !!!!!

I WANNA HUG HER!!!

BABY DRAGON YASHIRO AND HER CARETAKER TSUKASA ALMOST BURNING DOWN THE FACILITY !!!

"I don't know if those 2 are a bad match, or too good of one. "-Sakura Nanami says casually in the most monotone voice possible after her coworker happily let the baby dragon in his care burn down a whole room

Kou being so adorable with the lil hybrid mokke!!!!

awww a cute mokke-OH SHET IT HAS A GUN!!!!

Kou:"they (the mokke) say they only tried to kill and rob you 'cause you had candy." this is like the opposite of trying to steal candy from a baby,the baby is stealing candy from you now and also killing you too,the baby has a gun!!!! RUN MF RUN!!!

I love the mokke so much i wish they would shoot me too

Okay but that mokke is so cute i wouldn't even be mad,LOOK AT ITS LIL EYES!!!

BABY MITSUBA BABY MITSUBA BABY MITSUBA BABY MITSUBA BABY MITSUBA BABY MITSUBA BABY MITSUBA BABY MITSUBA BABY MITSUBA BABY MITSUBA BABY MITSUBA BABY MITSUBA !!!!

LOOK AT HIM!!! HE'S SO SMOLL!!!!HE'S DRAWING !!!HE HAS A LIL TAIL AND LIL HORNS !!!!

OMG HANAKO KUN IS THERE TOO!!!

OMG LOOK BABY MITSUBA'S LIL FACE ,I WNANNA HUG HIM WANNNA HUG HIM!!! PROTECT THE BABY!!!

AWWWWWWWW IMMA DIE OF BIDIES

HE DREW HIMSELF AND REASERCHER HANAKO AWWWWWWWWWWWW

I NEED merch made for this episode PLEASE !!!.

AWWWWW HE EEPY!!!!!😭 😭 😭

OH STFU NATSUHIKO AND FRUCKING DROWN IN THE ADORABLENESS OF THESE SMOLL MONSTERS

OMG THE ART IS WONDERFUL !!!

THEY ARE WEARING CUTE LIL OUTFITS LOOK AT EM LOOK AT EM!!!!

BIBLICALLY ACCURATE MOKKE!!!!

Even the background characters have cute outfits!!!! I want a bunny hat too!

BABY MITSUBA MADE FRIENDS,HE'S HAPPY !!!!!

I'm seriously gonna die of cuteness here !!!!

This was the best Halloween episode ever created !!!!

[clownsuu]

Honestly Animatronic DJMM deserves a whole lot more love than he gets from this fandom. Human designs are fun but you gotta appreciate the source material too dang it. I just wanna kiss his big nose and hold his giant hand and I'd be happy. I know you share the sentiment

People who don’t like og DJMM are cowards 😤😤😤😤🥄🥄🥄🥄

Like if you like human djmm but not true giant enemy spider djmm? You aren’t a djmm fan smhhhhhhh how can you NOT love the giant bb mans- he is everything and more you could need in a giant enemy spider robot-

Also? Only fucking thing (besides that one thing cough spoilers I shouldn’t worry about spoilers but friend goes through my blog and hasn’t finished cough) that was sleeping when they were supposed to- making him a true certified good boy (at least to moon’s standards)

(Cw small rant MCHFHHDDJ)

LIKE SHID DUDE-

His part of the game was probably one of the most tense parts of the game (not saying a lot tbh the game lacks a bunch of shit) with the giant mans fucking spooking the shit out of you reaching his fucking H A N D into the fucking bathroom and crawling up the walls like a fucking cool ass sPIDER that he IS- and his music? Fucking b a n g e r- really sets the mood and the tension- some real mission impossible shit right there m8- plus the fUCKING HEAD TILLLLLTSSSSS GODDDD ITS ADORABLE- a giant man with small curious gestures- and then stops giving a shit about chasing Greg and just vibes on his lil stage

But back on point- Yeah- what the fard- I go and look for anything djmm related and there is basically zero- nada- majority of it being human version and though at least the human versions gives him more attention-? It’s more so for sex appeal and being hot- (I’m guilty of it I cannot lie LMAO- but iv been drawing more biblically accurate dj cause I absolutely adore this mans smh) there is barely ANYTHING about him and it’s sad. He’s more so seen as a meme than a character- 

Fanfics with him in it is mostly just him showing up for maybe a paragraph or two and just leaving- rarely giving him any love and acknowledgement from the fandom as a whole and it’s sad. The other day I went to shop for any djmm merch anyone was makin so I can get me some of that sweet sweet giant enemy spider pride shit- and majority of merch was just sun and moon (don’t get me wrong- absolutely adore sun and moon- but DAMN they are the biggest attraction-) and it’s like sHIT- I COULD ONLY FIND LIKE- AT MOST 5 THINGS FOR DJ smhhhh

Long story short, dj is criminally underrated, and I’m going to speak to my (non existent) lawyers about it (and cry)

[direwombat]

oc aesthetics: voidpunk edition

tagged by @socially-awkward-skeleton to do these vibes.

tagging: @natesofrellis​, @thomrainer​, @harmonyowl​, @funkypoacher​, @confidentandgood​, @strafethesesinners​​, @adelaidedrubman​​, @aceghosts​​, @schoute​​, @poeti-kat​​, @jacrispea​​, and anyone else wanting to do some vibes for their kids!

BIBLICALLY ACCURATE ANGEL: Wears brighter colors than most of the other options, Has way too many eyes, Kind and Friendly but a little Aloof, Obsessed with vaguely religious imagery even if they’re not actually religious, Freckles covering their shoulders and arms, Artist Vibes, Chaotic Good, Unassuming but always Underestimated, Definitely the type of kid to close their eyes on a swing set and pretend they’re flying, Just really liked Good Omens tbh, Book lover, Loves the feeling of sunlight

OLD FOREST GOD: Definitely listens to Hozier, Extremely cheap when it comes to money, Probably owns a lot of denim, Just wants to get lost in the woods as an escape from modern capitalism, Foggy Mountains, Lanterns glowing in the fog of dusk, Binges Lotr & The Hobbit whenever they feel sad, Loves watching the sunrise, Says weirdly cryptic but incredibly wise shit all the time, Gives really good advice, Just wants to lie down in a patch of moss and decay, Not really bothered by death honestly, Has worn this same sweater for the past 3 days

OBJECT HEAD: Old-School or Vintage Aesthetic, Extremely specific Special Interests, Probably waxes poetically to themself every night, Galaxy Print everything, Probably owns way too many jackets, Wise beyond their years, Excellent sense of humor, Probably really into embroidery or knitting, Theatre kid, Just really tired tbh, Would probably punch god right now, So stressed they’re actually calm, Keeps way too many journals and diaries, Terrible memory for basic tasks, Needs a lot of physical pressure to feel comfortable or sleep

ROBOT: Intentionally tacky fashion sense, Patterned Button-ups for Days, Their wardrobe looks like the floor of an 80s arcade, Cold Hands, Very poor social skills, Feels feelings in their own unique way that nobody understands, Hates when people pity them, Rarely ever understands jokes and honestly doesn’t want to, Is actually doing pretty well with online learning tbh, Tech savvy, Probably had a Goth phase in Middle or High School, Loves to keep collections of really hyper specific things, Excellent memory

CRYPTID: Can recite both the entire X-Files and Gravity Falls theme songs, Has fully embraced the term “feral”, Likes to visit animal shelters and play with the puppies and kittens a lot, Just wants fangs man, Obsessed with Mythology, Honestly wouldn’t really mind being feared by some, Really morbid interests, Definitely liked crawling up onto the roof as a kid, Wanderer, Likes to explore a lot, Talk to the moon when they need to vent, Likes nesting in blankets and pillows

ALIEN: Obsessed with Buzzfeed Unsolved, Shane Madej Vibes, That holographic material that’s silver and shines rainbow is their peak aesthetic, Acts like they’re studying humans even though they’re a part of the same species (or are they???), Obsessed with space, Feral Scientist vibes, Just really wants to learn everything they can, Owns way too much NASA Merch, Pastel Shades, Can still recite their childhood lullabies word-for-word, Philosophy Nerd

VAGUELY HUMANOID SHAPED: Quiet Kid who’s always underestimated, Gave up on the perception of self 12 years ago, Maladaptive Daydreamer, Listens to older styles of Music, Goes all-out for Halloween, Has a lot of dysphoria, Craves Human Contact so much dude, Hates online learning with a fiery passion, Obsessed with the Magnus Archives, A Crybaby but in a good way, Loves taking things apart and putting them back together again, Gifted Kid Burnout™, Obsessively researched and infodumps about their special interest(s), Has very few friends unfortunately, Always sits in the very back of class

OH GOD WTF IS THAT: Wild Overly-Saturated Colors, Gets personally offended if they ever fit in with the majority, Likes being weird and fully embraces it, Probably had that phase where they were really interested in studying Serial Killers for some reason, Definitely a Chaotic Neutral, Visual Stims a lot, Unintentionally ends up staring at people because they’re zoning out, Buries their issues under a thick blanket of memes and funky music, Vents their emotions through their art or writing or whatever artform they choose 

BIBLICALLY ACCURATE ANGEL: Wears brighter colors than most of the other options, Has way too many eyes, Kind and Friendly but a little Aloof, Obsessed with vaguely religious imagery even if they’re not actually religious, Freckles covering their shoulders and arms, Artist Vibes, Chaotic Good, Unassuming but always Underestimated, Definitely the type of kid to close their eyes on a swing set and pretend they’re flying, Just really liked Good Omens tbh, Book lover, Loves the feeling of sunlight

OLD FOREST GOD: Definitely listens to Hozier, Extremely cheap when it comes to money, Probably owns a lot of denim, Just wants to get lost in the woods as an escape from modern capitalism, Foggy Mountains, Lanterns glowing in the fog of dusk, Binges Lotr & The Hobbit whenever they feel sad, Loves watching the sunrise, Says weirdly cryptic but incredibly wise shit all the time, Gives really good advice, Just wants to lie down in a patch of moss and decay, Not really bothered by death honestly, Has worn this same sweater for the past 3 days

OBJECT HEAD: Old-School or Vintage Aesthetic, Extremely specific Special Interests, Probably waxes poetically to themself every night, Galaxy Print everything, Probably owns way too many jackets, Wise beyond their years, Excellent sense of humor, Probably really into embroidery or knitting, Theatre kid, Just really tired tbh, Would probably punch god right now, So stressed they’re actually calm, Keeps way too many journals and diaries, Terrible memory for basic tasks, Needs a lot of physical pressure to feel comfortable or sleep

ROBOT: Intentionally tacky fashion sense, Patterned Button-ups for Days, Their wardrobe looks like the floor of an 80s arcade, Cold Hands, Very poor social skills, Feels feelings in their own unique way that nobody understands, Hates when people pity them, Rarely ever understands jokes and honestly doesn’t want to, Is actually doing pretty well with online learning tbh, Tech savvy, Probably had a Goth phase in Middle or High School, Loves to keep collections of really hyper specific things, Excellent memory

CRYPTID: Can recite both the entire X-Files and Gravity Falls theme songs, Has fully embraced the term “feral”, Likes to visit animal shelters and play with the puppies and kittens a lot, Just wants fangs man, Obsessed with Mythology, Honestly wouldn’t really mind being feared by some, Really morbid interests, Definitely liked crawling up onto the roof as a kid, Wanderer, Likes to explore a lot, Talk to the moon when they need to vent, Likes nesting in blankets and pillows

ALIEN: Obsessed with Buzzfeed Unsolved, Shane Madej Vibes, That holographic material that’s silver and shines rainbow is their peak aesthetic, Acts like they’re studying humans even though they’re a part of the same species (or are they???), Obsessed with space, Feral Scientist vibes, Just really wants to learn everything they can, Owns way too much NASA Merch, Pastel Shades, Can still recite their childhood lullabies word-for-word, Philosophy Nerd

VAGUELY HUMANOID SHAPED: Quiet Kid who’s always underestimated, Gave up on the perception of self 12 years ago, Maladaptive Daydreamer, Listens to older styles of Music, Goes all-out for Halloween, Has a lot of dysphoria, Craves Human Contact so much dude, Hates online learning with a fiery passion, Obsessed with the Magnus Archives, A Crybaby but in a good way, Loves taking things apart and putting them back together again, Gifted Kid Burnout™, Obsessively researched and infodumps about their special interest(s), Has very few friends unfortunately, Always sits in the very back of class

OH GOD WTF IS THAT: Wild Overly-Saturated Colors, Gets personally offended if they ever fit in with the majority, Likes being weird and fully embraces it, Probably had that phase where they were really interested in studying Serial Killers for some reason, Definitely a Chaotic Neutral, Visual Stims a lot, Unintentionally ends up staring at people because they’re zoning out, Buries their issues under a thick blanket of memes and funky music, Vents their emotions through their art or writing or whatever artform they choose  

[clonesupport]

OC Aesthetics: Voidpunk Edition

thank you @socially-awkward-skeleton for tagging me for this!

bold: always, italics: sometimes, strikethrough: never

Biblically-Accurate Angel: Wears brighter colours than most of the other options, Has way too many eyes, Kind and Friendly but a little Aloof, Obsessed with vaguely religious imagery even if they’re not actually religious, Freckles covering their shoulders and arms, Artist Vibes, Chaotic Good, Unassuming but always Underestimated, Definitely the type of kid to close their eyes on a swing set and pretend they’re flying, Just really liked Good Omens tbh, Book lover, Loves the feeling of sunlight

Old Forest God: Definitely listens to Hozier, Extremely cheap when it comes to money, Probably owns a lot of denim, Just wants to get lost in the woods as an escape from modern capitalism, Foggy Mountains, Lanterns glowing in the fog of dusk, Binges Lotr & The Hobbit whenever they feel sad, Loves watching the sunrise, Says weirdly cryptic but incredibly wise shit all the time, Gives really good advice, Just wants to lie down in a patch of moss and decay, Not really bothered by death honestly, Has worn this same sweater for the past 3 days

Object Head: Old-School or Vintage Aesthetic, Extremely specific Special Interests, Probably waxes poetically to themself every night, Galaxy Print everything, Probably owns way too many jackets, Wise beyond their years, Excellent sense of humor, Probably really into embroidery or knitting, Theatre kid, Just really tired tbh, Would probably punch god right now, So stressed they’re actually calm, Keeps way too many journals and diaries, Terrible memory for basic tasks, Needs a lot of physical pressure to feel comfortable or sleep

Robot: Intentionally tacky fashion sense, Patterned Button-ups for Days, Their wardrobe looks like the floor of an 80s arcade, Cold Hands, Very poor social skills, Feels feelings in their own unique way that nobody understands, Hates when people pity them, Rarely ever understands jokes and honestly doesn’t want to, Is actually doing pretty well with online learning tbh, Tech savvy, Probably had a Goth phase in Middle or High School, Loves to keep collections of really hyper specific things, Excellent memory

Cryptid: Can recite both the entire X-Files and Gravity Falls theme songs, Has fully embraced the term “feral”, Likes to visit animal shelters and play with the puppies and kittens a lot, Just wants fangs man, Obsessed with Mythology, Honestly wouldn’t really mind being feared by some, Really morbid interests, Definitely liked crawling up onto the roof as a kid, Wanderer, Likes to explore a lot, Talk to the moon when they need to vent, Likes nesting in blankets and pillows

Alien: Obsessed with Buzzfeed Unsolved, Shane Madej Vibes, That holographic material that’s silver and shines rainbow is their peak aesthetic, Acts like they’re studying humans even though they’re a part of the same species (or are they???), Obsessed with space, Feral Scientist vibes, Just really wants to learn everything they can, Owns way too much NASA Merch, Pastel Shades, Can still recite their childhood lullabies word-for-word, Philosophy Nerd

Vaguely Humanoid Shaped: Quiet Kid who’s always underestimated, Gave up on the perception of self 12 years ago, Maladaptive Daydreamer, Listens to older styles of Music, Goes all-out for Halloween, Has a lot of dysphoria, Craves Human Contact so much dude, Hates online learning with a fiery passion, Obsessed with the Magnus Archives, A Crybaby but in a good way, Loves taking things apart and putting them back together again, Gifted Kid Burnout™, Obsessively researched and infodumps about their special interest(s), Has very few friends unfortunately, Always sits in the very back of class

Oh God wtf is That: Wild Overly-Saturated Colors, Gets personally offended if they ever fit in with the majority, Likes being weird and fully embraces it, Probably had that phase where they were really interested in studying Serial Killers for some reason, Definitely a Chaotic Neutral, Visual Stims a lot, Unintentionally ends up staring at people because they’re zoning out, Buries their issues under a thick blanket of memes and funky music, Vents their emotions through their art or writing or whatever artform they choose

Biblically-Accurate Angel: Wears brighter colours than most of the other options, Has way too many eyes, Kind and Friendly but a little Aloof, Obsessed with vaguely religious imagery even if they’re not actually religious, Freckles covering their shoulders and arms, Artist Vibes, Chaotic Good, Unassuming but always Underestimated, Definitely the type of kid to close their eyes on a swing set and pretend they’re flying, Just really liked Good Omens tbh, Book lover, Loves the feeling of sunlight

Old Forest God: Definitely listens to Hozier, Extremely cheap when it comes to money, Probably owns a lot of denim, Just wants to get lost in the woods as an escape from modern capitalism, Foggy Mountains, Lanterns glowing in the fog of dusk, Binges Lotr & The Hobbit whenever they feel sad, Loves watching the sunrise, Says weirdly cryptic but incredibly wise shit all the time, Gives really good advice, Just wants to lie down in a patch of moss and decay, Not really bothered by death honestly, Has worn this same sweater for the past 3 days

Object Head: Old-School or Vintage Aesthetic, Extremely specific Special Interests, Probably waxes poetically to themself every night, Galaxy Print everything, Probably owns way too many jackets, Wise beyond their years, Excellent sense of humor, Probably really into embroidery or knitting, Theatre kid, Just really tired tbh, Would probably punch god right now, So stressed they’re actually calm, Keeps way too many journals and diaries, Terrible memory for basic tasks, Needs a lot of physical pressure to feel comfortable or sleep

Robot: Intentionally tacky fashion sense, Patterned Button-ups for Days, Their wardrobe looks like the floor of an 80s arcade, Cold Hands, Very poor social skills, Feels feelings in their own unique way that nobody understands, Hates when people pity them, Rarely ever understands jokes and honestly doesn’t want to, Is actually doing pretty well with online learning tbh, Tech savvy, Probably had a Goth phase in Middle or High School, Loves to keep collections of really hyper specific things, Excellent memory

Cryptid: Can recite both the entire X-Files and Gravity Falls theme songs, Has fully embraced the term “feral”, Likes to visit animal shelters and play with the puppies and kittens a lot, Just wants fangs man, Obsessed with Mythology, Honestly wouldn’t really mind being feared by some, Really morbid interests, Definitely liked crawling up onto the roof as a kid, Wanderer, Likes to explore a lot, Talk to the moon when they need to vent, Likes nesting in blankets and pillows

Alien: Obsessed with Buzzfeed Unsolved, Shane Madej Vibes, That holographic material that’s silver and shines rainbow is their peak aesthetic, Acts like they’re studying humans even though they’re a part of the same species (or are they???), Obsessed with space, Feral Scientist vibes, Just really wants to learn everything they can, Owns way too much NASA Merch, Pastel Shades, Can still recite their childhood lullabies word-for-word, Philosophy Nerd

Vaguely Humanoid Shaped: Quiet Kid who’s always underestimated, Gave up on the perception of self 12 years ago, Maladaptive Daydreamer, Listens to older styles of Music, Goes all-out for Halloween, Has a lot of dysphoria, Craves Human Contact so much dude, Hates online learning with a fiery passion, Obsessed with the Magnus Archives, A Crybaby but in a good way, Loves taking things apart and putting them back together again, Gifted Kid Burnout™, Obsessively researched and infodumps about their special interest(s), Has very few friends unfortunately, Always sits in the very back of class

Oh God wtf is That: Wild Overly-Saturated Colors, Gets personally offended if they ever fit in with the majority, Likes being weird and fully embraces it, Probably had that phase where they were really interested in studying Serial Killers for some reason, Definitely a Chaotic Neutral, Visual Stims a lot, Unintentionally ends up staring at people because they’re zoning out, Buries their issues under a thick blanket of memes and funky music, Vents their emotions through their art or writing or whatever artform they choose

[gnostic-heretic]

Asparagus, Shocking Pink, Granny Smith Apple, and Cosmic Cobalt 💖💖💖

thank you for sending an ask!! :D

ASPARAGUS: What’s an unpopular opinion you have?

Oh my oh my... an “unpopular opinion” I have (or at least a lot of people consider it to be such), is that children don’t owe anything to their parents. No, not even love. I know this sounds harsh but I’ve been raised and I’m still living with some really shitty people, so basically, idc

SHOCKING PINK: Is there a trait that you have that others don’t expect from you?

I absolutely LOVE cute merch/mascots and people don’t expect it,,, because I’m a goth (gasp) my faves are Rilakkuma and Pusheen the cat,,,On the same line, because I’m a witch, people tend to be surprised to learn that I’m actually really interested in biblical mythology and theology, if only purely in a historical and philosophical way.

GRANNY SMITH APPLE: What’s something everyone else likes that you don’t?

Video.... games? I’m sorry, I just can’t get into anything that isn’t Pokémon or silly casual puzzle games like tetris and stuff... I s2g I SUCK at gaming, I tried but I am terrible...

COSMIC COBALT: What’s your zodiac sign, and do you think it’s accurate?

HOO BOY... *CRACKS KNUCKLES* so first of all to know about a person you can’t just look at their sun sign, but at their whole birth chart.So let’s dive into the major points of mine:

Aries sun: pretty accurate, I AM SO impulsive and curious and eager to learn and just do, even when I drop my new projects after one week. Although I am a pretty atypical aries because I’m shy/introverted, and I’d rather be a lone wolf than be a “leader”. But that’s explained by...Cancer rising: I also feel like my rising sign is pretty accurate and it’s the one I feel closer to me, spiritually. The nurturing and empathetic nature of Cancer and the moon is one of my favorite sides of my own personality, if I have to say so,,,Gemini moon: my moon sign is something that I usually feel far from my reality outside of the realm of learning and intellectual research which is something I approach in a REALLY gemini way. But also, when I get angry at someone, the aries sun+gemini moon combo just EMERGES and it’s ... well,The rest, in less detail:

Mercury in Aries; accurate, yeahVenus in Taurus: accurate SO MUCH. My Venus sign is so indicative of the way my romantic drive functions it’s scary.Mars in Pisces:... yeah ig???Jupiter in Scorpio: absolutelySaturn in Pisces: oh yes. This one stings , but yes.Uranus in Capricorn: more of a generational thing? I’m not sureNeptune in Capricorn: same as above. It’s a general placement, and I’m not sure if it fully reflects me.Pluto in Scorpio: au contraire, this is something I feel strongly about, so yes.

HOPE THIS WASN’T TOO LONG