#love spells in toronto

[pandithrishi]

Psychic Reading in Toronto

[v8mpvrse]

“4 realistic mitch marner trades” the leafs would never trade that man bc he’s one of the main reasons the leafs aren’t a bottom tier team having tea and biscuits with the 23-24 san jose sharks.

[nylwnder]

guys i can’t stop rewatching the robbie goal LIKE SHEKEHWJDBWKJE RTHAG SHIT WAS NASTY

[gurusairam]

Find the power of love and destiny with Love Spell Caster in Toronto, Astrologer Guru Sai Ram Ji

Unlock the power of love and destiny with Love Spell Caster in Toronto, Astrologer Guru Sai Ram Ji. With years of experience and a deep understanding of astrology, Guru Sai Ram Ji can help you navigate matters of the heart with precision and care. Contact Guru Sai Ram Ji today at +14373837899 or visit gurusairam.com to bring love and positivity into your life.

[indianspellcaster]

Love Vashikaran Specialist in Toronto

Indian spell caster is an honoured astrologer who helps you by giving magical chant to make someone think of you and love binding spell chant.

[gurusairam]

4 Genuine Ways to Get Your Ex Love Back in Toronto

Breaking up with a loved one can be one of the most challenging experiences in life. If you're going through a breakup and longing to get your ex love back, you're not alone. In Toronto, a city known for its diverse and vibrant culture, healing a broken relationship is a common pursuit. While getting your ex love back is not always guaranteed, there are genuine ways to increase the chances of rekindling the flame. We'll explore four genuine ways to get ex love back in Toronto.

Self-Reflection and Personal Growth

Before reaching out to your ex, it's essential to take some time for self-reflection and personal growth. Breakups often bring emotional distress and confusion, and it's crucial to address these feelings before attempting to reconcile. In Toronto, there are various resources available for self-reflection and personal development, including therapy, support groups, and wellness programs. Taking the time to work on yourself and gain a deeper understanding of your emotions can make you more emotionally resilient and better equipped to navigate the complexities of relationships. You can also consult a good love spell caster in Toronto like Guru Sai Ram Ji.

Open and Honest Communication

Communication is the cornerstone of any successful relationship, and it remains crucial when attempting to get ex love back in Toronto. In Toronto, fostering open and honest communication is valued, and it's essential to approach your ex with sincerity and authenticity. Expressing your feelings and listening to your ex's perspective without judgment can lay the groundwork for mutual understanding and potential reconciliation. In a city as diverse as Toronto, embracing open communication can bridge cultural and emotional barriers, fostering a deeper connection between you and your ex.

Respectful Gestures and Kindness

Small acts of kindness and respect can go a long way in repairing a fractured relationship. In Toronto, a city known for its friendly and welcoming atmosphere, gestures of kindness are highly regarded. Whether it's a thoughtful gesture, a handwritten note, or a genuine apology, demonstrating respect and kindness can demonstrate your sincerity and willingness to make amends. Recognizing the unique cultural values and traditions of Toronto can also inspire thoughtful gestures that resonate with your ex and showcase your understanding and appreciation of their background. If you need professional help with your situation then connect with Guru Sai Ram Ji!

Seek Professional Guidance

Sometimes, seeking professional guidance can provide valuable insights and strategies for reconciling with your ex. Toronto offers a myriad of relationship counselors, therapists, and life coaches who specialize in guiding individuals through the complexities of love and relationships. Seeking get ex love back in Toronto professional guidance can offer a neutral space for both you and your ex to explore your thoughts and feelings in a constructive and supportive environment. Additionally, professional guidance can equip you with the tools to navigate challenges and conflicts, fostering a healthier and more resilient relationship dynamic.

Navigating the journey of get ex love back in Toronto requires patience, understanding and a genuine commitment to healing. While there are no guarantees in matters of the heart, the genuine ways outlined in this article can lay the foundation for a meaningful reconciliation. Whether it's taking time for self-reflection, fostering open communication, demonstrating kindness, or seeking professional guidance, the path to rekindling love in Toronto is a journey worth embarking upon.

Remember, every relationship is unique, and the genuine ways to get your ex love back in Toronto should be tailored to your specific situation and the cultural nuances of this vibrant city. By embracing these genuine approaches and respecting the diversity of Toronto, you can pave the way for a potential reunion with your ex love in this dynamic and multicultural metropolis. Book your consultation with Guru Sai Ram Ji today!

[astrologermanjunath]

[chukys-mouthguard]

A Shot at Love: meet the 12 eligible bachelors

It’s time to reveal the 12 eligible bachelors on this season of A Shot at Love: an nhl dating show au!

Get to know our 12 eligible bachelors, and the special guest hosts of our show, below!

Remember to mark your calendars, A Shot at Love: an nhl dating show au premiers Friday July 19th at 7pm EST!

A Shot at Love is pleased to announce that this season’s hosts are Paul Bissonnette and Ryan Whitney!

These two characters are ready to lead our lovely bachelorette through the journey of finding a shot at love with one of our lucky 12 bachelors!

Be prepared for plenty of Pink Whitney shots, and shameless sponsorship plugs (these washed up guys gotta make money somehow, why do you think they took this gig?). They might even have a few special guests stopping by the mansion!

And now let’s meet the 12 eligible bachelors!

Nico Hischier | 25, from Switzerland

Captain of the New Jersey Devils. Sweeter than Swiss Chocolate. Like quite frankly might be the sweetest man on planet earth. Enjoys adventures outdoors, movie nights, and a good puzzle. Loves working out, but be aware he definitely will always have a better butt than you. Very patient as he deals with Jack Hughes all day long. Nico is looking for a forever music festival date.

Jamie Drysdale | 22, from Toronto

His on ice skills make up for those he lacks in the style department. But that’s where you come in, Jamie needs a girl who can improve his fashion sense (cause Trevor clearly didn’t do much for him). He takes pride in his flow, so you never have to worry about him making fun of your self care routine. Jamie enjoys country music, shoulder rubs, and puppies.

Matt Rempe | 22, from Calgary

You’ll never have to worry about being taller than him in heels, as he is quite literally a giant. He loves a good book, and is even the co-founder of the first ever Rangers Book Club with Chris Kreider. Not afraid to fight for you. Guaranteed to make you laugh with his silly catch phrases. Looking for a girl who isn’t scared to clean his battle wounds.

Vince Dunn | 27, from Kawartha Lakes

The best mix of cocky, sweetheart, and a little bit of airhead. Knows he’s attractive, but will still be a complete goofball. A connoisseur of alcohol, could definitely recommend a wine or two. He enjoys video games, nights out, and binge watching a good Netflix show. He isn’t afraid to show his tough side if it comes to fighting for what he wants. Vince is looking for a girl to travel the world in the offseason enjoying the cuisine every country has to offer.

Jack Eichel | 27, from Chelmsford

His real name is John, but he goes by Jack. Be aware he is always going to be the diva of the relationship. Loves any sort of competitive activity, but will never let you win, and will always whine if he loses. Has a big heart and enjoys philanthropic work. Jack will never fail to make you laugh, always having a funny story to tell about another teammate. Jack is looking for a girl who is up for Brunch on Sunday’s, with football on the tv.

Mat Barzal | 27, from Coquitlam

Unique already because he spells his name with one T and not two, Mat is an all around catch. He speaks French, is obsessed with vacations to Italy, and prides himself on his physique. He’s not afraid of designer clothes, and you can guarantee he will buy you nice things. Mat is looking for a girl who will ride scooters with him Italy, and have a cold drink waiting for him on the golf cart after he sinks a hole in one.

Trevor Zegras | 23, from Bedford

Fasten your seatbelt, because with Trevor life is always in the fast lane. Trevor is a ball of energy that will always keep you guessing. Quite possibly a 10 year old trapped in a 23 year olds body. Whether you laugh at his jokes or not, Trevor will always be laughing. He enjoys music festivals, video games, and running his mouth 24/7. If you don’t end up choosing him he’s got Cole and the Hughes brothers as backups.

Quinn Hughes | 24, Bloomington

Don’t be fooled by his demeanor, Quinn is a big teddy bear. Captain of the Vancouver Canucks, he’s got a good amount of pressure on his shoulders. So Quinn enjoys time at the lake house to relax in the off season. Whether it be time on the boat, a round of golf, or time with family, Quinn loves taking time to recharge. He may be shy or soft spoken at first, but when he opens up he’s the biggest goofball. Quinn is looking for a girl that doesn’t mind annoying younger brothers.

Auston Matthews | 26, from Scottsdale

Not necessarily familiar with winning when it counts, but he sure knows how to score. Auston enjoys a day spent outdoors, walking his dog, and is even a closet sewer! So no more trips to the seamstress for you! He is also friends with Justin Bieber, so your wedding singer is already on lock. Auston is looking for a girl who will stick by his side through the ups, but more importantly the downs (cause knowing Toronto there will probably be a few).

Cole Caufield | 23, from Mosinee

The biggest Swifty in the league, though he tries to hide his love for her. He bought a party bus for T Swift, imagine the things this man would buy for you. His smile could light up any room, and there will never be a day he doesn’t make you laugh. Don’t get offended if he occasionally needs time with his boys (Trevor and Jack), they might let you fourth wheel if you’re lucky. Cole is looking for a girl to laugh at all his jokes and belt out T Swift at karaoke after a few beers.

Luke Hughes | 20, Manchester

The youngest of the Hughes brothers, and the youngest in the race for love. Though Luke very much is mature for his age. He prides himself on his attention to detail and how much he’d learn about you from one conversation. Luke enjoys a relaxing Sunday where you stay under the blankets and watch trashy reality tv. He is soft spoken, but your one on one conversations is where he chooses to open up. Luke is looking for a girl who can keep him sane but also bring out his wild side.

John Marino | 27, Easton

Probably the smartest man in the competition, he went to Harvard for crying out loud. John is a big fan of Fall, so he will gladly enjoy all the activities it brings and support your fall girl aesthetic. His ideal night in when he has a day off would be board games or a movie with lots of snacks. He loves to brighten your day with random facts, half of them not ones you believed because they were so random. John is looking for a girl who knows of anything fun to do in Utah, because seriously what is this city boy supposed to do in Utah?

[music-orthemisery]

Pre-Folie Release Madness of (p)2- A Timeline

After spending a few days in cuckoo bananas world thanks to the video re: Patrick's best man speech, @grandtreeangel and I have some things to slide across the table.

Between October 19, 2008 and November 7th, 2008, FOB played a series of shows leading up to the release of Folie a Deux. Each show featured a Pete/Patrick banter moment that, when put together, creates a very...interesting narrative.

October 19th - Birmingham, England show

Pete making a Top Gun reference to the $20 bar bet scene while Patrick plays the Top Gun theme song.

The scene in question: "Total carnal knowledge...of a woman this time, on the premises"

October 22nd - London, England show

First live performance of Patrick's "Love Lockdown" cover

Please see @grandtreeangel’s post HERE for more context on this totally normal thing Patrick did.

October 25th - Lille, France show

OG "my little cabbage" moment Pete, in French, says to Patrick, "You are beautiful, my little cabbage."

October 27th OR 28th - Blog post

Pete posts this on his Tumblr . It says 10/27, but there's some disagreement on time zones so it may be 10/28. EITHER WAY...

Originally, this linked to a clip from the movie Love, Actually. In this scene, a man confesses his love to a woman who is married to his best friend.

There's plenty of debate about this movie, scene, and storyline in general, but we aren't here for that right now!!!

Let's just focus on the facts:

Woman. Married. To BEST FRIEND.

The man was the best man AND the videographer at the wedding.

This whole moment is done secretly. He confesses, they kiss, she goes back inside and tells her husband it was just some carolers.

In general, this whole story arc is ripe with longing and unattainable love due to a marriage keeping the man from being with the woman.

I...wonder what this sounds like...

October 28th - Toronto, Canada show

Love Lockdown cover where Patrick says, "That's for you, Pete."

Again, Patrick being very normal!!!

October 29th - Blog Post

Pete contributes an entry to Bill's "Mondayeyes" poetry club on friendsorenemies.com:

Credit to @alphadog's post for this HERE

The entire poem is quite impactful, but a few lines of interest:

"Where do you get off?" or more like "how"

and...

"You chose this"

When Pete uses quotes, it's noted that this indicates things that have been said to him.

There are scents and spells that keep us coming together, there are sparks that keep us forever

The art of keeping up disappearances

Also, big hello to some Rat-A-Tat lyrics

Whenever I could make the sweat roll backwards and your pulse stream in reverse

(Big thank you to @dykeandyhurley for sending this to me)

November 6th - Boston, MA show

Pete shares the story about Patrick's best man speech.

Huge props to @predoom for finding this moment!

If you haven't seen Top Gun (?!), the context here is very important:

The line "Ice, fire, or clear," is said in the scene where Goose dies.

Scene: "Ice, Fire or Clear!"

Also, it should be noted that, to Pete, he is Goose and Patrick is Maverick.

The fact that Patrick picks this quote to say to Pete...in his best man speech...at PETE'S WEDDING. A quote said when Maverick LOSES Goose.

AND...apparently no one else in the reception quite...get's it. Pete is the only one who does. That line was just for Pete. From Patrick.

Of all the lines in that movie, he picks that one, from that moment.

Then, of course...

We have "The Kids Aren't Alright."

Featuring the lyrics:

Stuck in the jet wash Bad trip I couldn't get off And maybe I bit off more than I could chew And overhead of the aqua blue

Along with Pete's annotation:

November 7th - Philadelphia, PA show

Patrick sings Lullabye.

Take a peek at this post for all of that mess.

"Well, Bronx was about to be born!"

Sure, sure. I'm not DENYING the relevance there. Just. Go look at the post, damn it. Trust me.

And then...?

Nothing. They take a break, Bronx is born, and then they play a show in Columbus, OH on December 1, 2008. This whole little back and forth ends. Folie a Deux is released on December 10th and...well...we all know what happens after that.

[lizardsfromspace]

THE BIGGEST MOVIES OF SUMMER 2025: A PREVIEW

The hottest movies you'll be seeing in cinemas, and three weeks later on streaming, in the following year!!!

BAMBI, MUFASA: THE FIRST LION KING, & DUMBO: WE REMADE IT AGAIN

That Disney (TM) magic (TM) you loved (TM) growing up is back on screen - with some of the emotion intact! The Mufasa one is real

TERRIFIER 4: ART THE CLOWN GOES HAWAIIAN

The movie people on Twitter can't stop saying saved horror is back. You loved Terrifier when he killed people without a real plot for two hours. You loved Terrifier when he did that again. You loved Terrifier when he did it on Christmas. But next summer, it's time for Art the Clown to "catch a wave" as he starts to surf - on waves of terror! ifier.

THE MATRIX 5 - THE RISE OF THE HOLOGRAMS

Original series writer Sophia Stewart returns for another movie of exciting Matrix action. Remember when they built a highway for The Matrix 2? For The Matrix 5, they built a full pyramid for the Egyptian God-King Neo to stand in front of as he fights the machines, and engages in a twenty minute unbroken rant about Rothschild central banks and the power of the all-seeing eye

I SAW THE TVS GLOW

The year is 2466 and a distant human colony has fallen under the spell of gender dysphoria. Now it's time for Tara and Isabel to rise from the grave and kick Mr. Melancholy's ass. For good. In space.

LIFE OF CHUCK

Mike Flanagan's life-affirming sci-fi drama starring Tom Hiddleston won the audience award at the Toronto Film Festival, and is primed to make a splash in the Oscar race next year! Fun fact: it is not only Flanagan's first prominent non-horror project, but is based on a rare non-horror work by Stephen King - shades of fellow Oscar favorites Stand By Me, The Shawshank Redemption, and The Green Mile.

[ringanon]

Phone Call | Auston Matthews

Pairing: Auston Matthews x gn!reader

Warning(s): none

Word Count: 680

Summary: You call your boyfriend, Auston, before Game 6 of the 1st Round (2023)

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"Hi, baby!" He had only been gone for a day, but you were still happy for the chance to talk to him. You set up the camera on your kitchen island, sitting on one of the bar stools.

"Hey, mi amor, we're about to head out, but I wanted to call you first." Auston's voice came over as somber: he was focused. There was intent in his voice. He set up his phone against the bed side table in the hotel room, grabbing the office chair behind him.

"Are we doing fit checks?" It had been a tradition of yours for every away game. Now that they were in the playoffs, it was crucial. He liked seeing you all pretty, you liked seeing him in formal attire.

"Obviously, whatchu rockin'?" He leaned forward in the chair, resting his elbows against his knees.

"So we went with something a little calmer today. A couple of the girls are coming over here, we're gonna crack open a bottle or two of wine and watch the game. The jersey is a one-of-a-kind game worn jersey given to me by a player of the Toronto Maple Leafs. I think his name is Auston? He spells it with an O, not an I, tryna be different, or something.

The jeans are a light-wash Lee's that I thrifted from my hometown. I am not wearing shoes since I will be inside, but in case I do need to go out, I will be rocking my blue and white Air Forces that I got custom-made." Auston tilted his head, not quite sure which ones you were talking about. You dipped out of camera and picked them up from underneath the island. You had commissioned casual shoes to wear for games and events from a guy you saw on tik tok. Auston had only seen them a handful of times.

"Ah, I forgot about those ones. Looking good."

"What are we working with?

"I ended up deciding on the tan one."

"Oh come on! I expect a presentation! Some Pizzazz please, Matthews!"

"Fine! God! The jacket and trousers are the Lardini suit from Farfetch, shirt is from Men's Wearhouse, and the shoes are white Air Forces."

"That's better, we'll work on it."

He laughed, "are you watching the game tonight?"

"Do you listen to these presentations or do you just stare at my ass the whole time? A couple of the girls are coming over to watch, I got a whole spread, do you wanna see?"

"I would love to see the fruits of your labor, sweetheart."

You grabbed your phone from the island and stood up. Flipping the camera around, you walked around to the other side of the kitchen, "I wanted it to be mostly snack stuff, but I think Steph and Aryne will be here early, so I wanted actual food-food, but nothing too insane. We popped out with sliders- ham and cheese, and then I made a couple vegetarian ones. I also made a salad, nothing too insane, just Romane, crutons, cheese, and a vinnagrette that I made, and some chicken on the side that I chopped up."

"Oo bougie."

"I try, thank you. Next, we got a little grazing board thing. Most of this side is all white wine pairings and this side is red wine pairings, because I'm a good host who cares about her guests."

"Is that a dig?"

"Just a little. We got shrimp with cocktail sauce, and this is the spinach dip my mom used to make all the time."

"How long did it take you to prep the shrimp?" You turned the camera around to face you again.

"So long, you know I'm picky about them."

The door in Auston's room opened, "hey man, you ready to go?"

"Yeah, give me one second," He sighed, "alright, sweetheart, I gotta go. I'll talk to you after the game?"

"Go win a series for me."

"I'll try, let me know how your food goes over."

"I will, I love you."

"I love you more."

"That's impossible."

-💍

I'm clearing out the notes app. Can y'all tell? This one's short and sweet, though

[couldawouldashoulda50]

Also, before going to Sweden (when William said I miss you), did they have flirty exchange before meeting up in real life? And after, when Loren will be back in Toronto before William, will they participate in some good ol’ phone sex? Or send some pics?

Thanks Nonnie - The pre-Sweden exchanges are more William and Loren reconnecting - mostly William sending her little messages to let her know that he's thinking about her. That he's excited for her to come and see him in his beloved Stockholm. The post-Sweden exchanges kind of led me to outline pretty much a full blurb. Forgive me, I did this on the fly and haven't proofread it really - I hope the essence still comes through.

18+ under the Cut

"Text me when you get home, okay? Don't drive if you're too tired...get an Uber or something. Promise?" William asked.

It actually made William feel good to verbally dote on Loren. Half-way through an unexpected back-to-back 18-hour shift due to lack of staffing at the group home, William was trying to make sure Loren got home safely, even if he was still in Stockholm while doing so.

William could hear Loren smile in her voice. "I promise I will text you as soon as I'm in the driveway."

"Not in the driveway - fully in your house, with the doors locked, all the closets checked and under you bed too."

"Now you're freaking me out," she chuckled softly, with a mix of appreciation and admiration for him being so protective of her. "But yes, I will go through the house and let you know it's all clear. It'll be well after midnight though, my time - I don't think you'll be awake."

There was a slight pause - neither of them wanted to hang up.

Loren sighed. No offence to those she supported, but she's much rather be back in Sweden, stroking William's chest hair. "Okay, William - get some sleep...what time are you teeing off tomorrow?" "Sort of early - 9:30."

William hesitated for another moment, trying to think of a way to keep her on the line just a little longer.

"I'm lonely - I wish you were still here. It's not as easy to get to sleep," William said softly. Loren blushed as her heart soared. "Why - because I bored you so much with my long-winded stories?" Loren laughed, realizing quickly that maybe it wasn't the best time to joke since William was having a moment.

William chuckled. "Fuck....nothing you did to me before bed was even close to boring."

"I wish I could talk you through what I would do to make you sleepy. But I'm feeding Jack right now and G-A-R-Y can hear me."

Gary rolled his eyes at he sat in his chair by the television and spoke in his usual slower drawl. "I can spell y'know. Can you make me my tea?" "Please and thank-you," Loren reminded him.

Hearing William's notorious chuckle at the other end made her chest ache with how much she missed him. "I better go. Try and get some rest, okay?" "Make sure you text me - what you should be pulling in around what - just after midnight, so just after 6am here, right?" "That's right and I promise, I will text. Goodnight, William." "Night Loren. Be safe, ok?"

William's thumb hovered over the screen, finally tapping the end call icon when he accepted his fate - lying in bed and missing Loren. She had been gone for just over a week - the days flew by but the evenings, once he was back at his place and in bed, dragged on. The need that he wanted to have fulfilled could only be satisfied by Loren, and he ached to feel her body next to him. He swiped through pictures that he took of Loren in Monaco, looking for the set of her in a red bikini when a text message appeared from Loren.

If I was there, I would be loving on Cowboy Bill - just like the night before I left.

William laughed at the reference - a name Loren gave his appendage one night after she swore she could not get enough of riding him. God, she made him laugh...especially when things like that roll off of her tongue. He then suddenly remembered the keepsake he made of their last evening in Sweden. It was one of the most incredible experiences of William's romantic life which he just happened to record (with her permission of course). He clicked on the file on his phone, and the still image that appeared at the start of the video quickly refreshed William's memory of his last night with Loren.

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The idea of Loren giving William a cock massage came to her while her mind idled as she packed her suitcase. After a quick online search, it turns out, she had all the right ideas in her head, despite never having done it before. After their guests had left, the lake house was solely theirs for the last night of Loren's stay. She had prepared the bed as the focal point of their sanctuary for the night. Fresh cotton linens with a hint of lavender essence covered the mattress and pillows. Fluffy towels were folded neatly on a chair at the foot of the bed. Loren had found a stash of candles and strategically placed them throughout the room, lighting them just before William walked in.

Once he appeared at the doorway, he grinned at Loren first with surprise and then with adoration.

After several long and passionate kisses, Loren gently removed all of William's clothing and instructed him to lie on his back on the bed. She softly explained a few additional instructions, and then had him lay on his stomach for a full body massage.

William moaned in total relaxation as Loren smoothed her hands all over William's well oiled body.

After several minutes, she had William turn onto his back. Sitting upright, Loren positioned herself between his thighs as she continued to massage his upper thighs, towards his balls.

William was half out of it, but he managed to ask Loren if she could take a video of what she was doing. She looked breathtaking in her scalloped bra and g-string panties and he was desperate to keep this moment in his phone.

Loren set up William's cell on the nightstand, the camera capturing her full frontal, adjusting from William's POV.

When she first began slowly stroking his shaft, she lightly kissed the glistening head of his penis.

Then she began to softly worship Cowboy Bill verbally as she stroked and smoothed her hands over his pelvis and genitals. Her words followed, softly flowing from her mouth in a meditative and hypnotic rhythm. "You're so good to me - you make me feel so good." "You are the most perfect cock I have ever seen." "God - your long, thick shaft is so amazing."

No one had ever treated him this way before, with such complete and undivided attention. In that moment, her words and her touch brought such intense pleasure to William that it truly felt spiritual.

Every minute and every step of the massage transcended the previous one. Her voice guided him to communicate his likes and dislikes, his body floating further into the state of bliss.

After almost an hour of Loren's worship, William erupted. Loren remained sitting between his legs, watching William float back down before cleaning up the long ribbons of cum that were shot up her forearm and on William's pelvis. She turned off the recording and set the phone face down on the nightstand. William couldn't think of the exact words that he wanted to say, but he brought Loren in as close as he could against him, whispering how incredible that he felt. That's was all he could muster in that moment. ◈◈◈

William had already achieved the desired outcome long before the video ended, leaving him tired and ready for sleep.

He sent one last message to Loren.

I watched that video we made - worked like a charm. Cowboy Bill says Goodnight 🍆👄😘

[thedansemacabres]

A Modern Harvested Look Into Dionysos Nykletios

[ID: A mostly green image with a large, vibrant grape left to the left and blurry brown grape trunk in the background to the off-centre. Next to it is a large, close up image of an unripened verdant grape cluster.]

LITTLE DO MOST PEOPLE KNOW THAT MUCH OF THE MODERN GRAPE HARVEST HAPPENS AT NIGHT, as dedicated winemakers wish to ensure the consistency of their crop—lord Helios’ rays are what ripen the fruit, at the mercy of Dionysus’ influence. Other times harvest does during cool days, but the harvesters are still pressed to ensure the safety of the harvest—hot fruit spells problems for the winemakers, and winemakers are what buy the crop to ferment. And when I was there on the cool afternoon, Helio’s light fading from the horizon, I felt Dionysos there with the whisper of Nyktelios. 

THE HISTORICAL CONTEXT 

Nykletios (Νυκτελιος “of the night”) is an epithet only directly mentioned perhaps once, kin to Hestios; as such it may be hard to get a direct usage on the meaning of this epithet. Pausanias states:

Pausanias, Description of Greece 1. 40. 6 (trans. Jones) (Greek travelogue C2nd A.D.) : "After the precinct of Zeus [in Megara] . . . you see a temple of Dionysus Nyktelios (Nocturnal), a sanctuary built to Aphrodite Epistrophia (She who turns men to love), an oracle called that of Nyx (Night)."

Riding the Phallus for Dionysus suggests that this epithet may be connected to a larger mystery cult, that of a veiled Dionysus, with rites perhaps similar to the one Plutarch mentioned. Several of Dionysos’ rites occur within darkness—within Agros, his rites were nocturnal, invoking the terror and awe of Nyx’s darkness. His other mysteries likely involved the night as well. 

Night is also invoked several times with Dionysos, such as in the Bacchae. One example I associate with Nykletios are these lines from Dionysos and Pentheus: 

ΠΕΝΘΕΥΣ τὰ δ ̓ ἱερὰ νύκτωρ ἢ μεθ ̓ ἡμέραν τελεῖς;  ΔΙΟΝΥΣΟΣ νύκτωρ τὰ πολλά· σεμνότητ ̓ ἔχει σκότος. Pentheus When you dance these rites, is it at night or during daylight? Dionysus Mainly at night. Shadows confer solemnity.

Even as these rites are no longer practiced, it is almost fitting that modern harvests mostly occur at night—and winemaking during harvest season can easily draw into the dark nights as well, as we work on the grape and yeast’s schedules, not our own. 

A MODERN TAKE ON DIONYSUS NYKLETIOS 

As epithets can have multiple functions, I place Dionysos Nykletios in both the night harvests of vines, comforting frozen hands as we harvest fruit for the best vintage, along with his endemic nocturnal rites. The modern wine world is both alike and like the ancient one—the wine season is still within winter, with the worst moments for a winemaker being the time before Christmas until next March when the wines are finishing. 

If there was a day a hellenic pagan vineyard would exist, I would imagine that a procession would be in store for a religious harvest—though, there would not be any free juices allowed to paint the skin red. When you harvest grapes for wine, you do not want to burst the berries, and I could imagine Dionysos’ laugh when it eventually occurs. 

Dionysus Nykletios, May your hands warm us Under eternally Dark Nyx As the vintage is pressed And made into your Fine wine. 

References 

Csapo, É. (1997). Riding the Phallus for Dionysus: Iconology, Ritual, and Gender-Role De/Construction. Phoenix (Toronto), 51(3/4), 253. https://doi.org/10.2307/1192539

Gilbert Murray, & Ian Johnston. (2015). Euripides Bacchae: A Dual Language Edition. Faenum Publishing Oxford, Ohio.

[aftonfamilyvalues]

what if kronkk was turned radblr fanfic (featuring aftonfamilyvalues, oatmeal, and more)

“gyns we got a problem” folx said, her voice quaking as the others stared, “kronkk is going to get the button that will either let her delete all men or all radfems in 24 hours”

claps began to fill the space before folx stopped them with a look, “but someone put a spell on her and she’s reverted back to a TRA”

gasps and screams filled the room

“how!” “we’re going to die!” “I don’t want to lose rowling!” “nooooo!!”

“quiet!” folx commanded, “we have 24 hours to peak her. everyone xx fingers in”

the group gathered in a circle stuck their hands out together and to a shout of “vagina” lifted their hands into the air and scattered away to their respective vehicles on their way to kronkk

kronkk led the parade chanting “transwomen are women” she felt like such a good person. she didn’t know what it meant but that was okay, it couldn’t be wrong if all the good guys were chanting it with her. from the side of the parade route in came a women with leg hair running towards her “kronkk it’s me! femmesandhoney!”

kronkk narrowed her eyes she didn’t recognize the name kronkk.

“transwomen are men!” she yelled desperation in her voice

“terf!” kronkk yelled pointing her finger, not knowing how to block and stay safe in real life, she did the only thing she could, she turned and ran away.

unsteady on her ankles, kronkk turned a corner out a breath. from the shadows emerged a figure, a beautiful woman, menalez

“kronkk I don’t want drama with you, you have to wake up, women are adult human females”

kronkk screamed and took off running again. kronkk ran until she spotted a taxi, flagging it down she climbed inside, “take me home! 555 fifth avenue”

the taxi sped off as the driver noticed her stressed expression, “what’s wrong?”

“the terfs are after me,” kronkk explained, “and they are evil”

“what do you mean by that?” the driver asked politely.

kronkk stuttered, “they want genocide. they let men kill transwomen”

“do you think women have the kind of power over men to make them do or not do that?”

kronkk gasped, “you’re one of them!” pulling open the taxi door, kronkk rolled out into oncoming traffic, luckily they were at a red light.

opabinia let out a sigh as she watched kronkk run away, pulling out her walkie-talkie she spoke into it “gyns she’s on the move, heading towards 5th, over and out”

“copy” hundreds of voices whispered back

hours later, kronkk was shaking and clutching her passport, as she headed onto the plane, she had to get away, she had been stopped by so many radfems all day, even her own roommate, so now she had to leave the country.

as kronkk sat in her seat, by the emergency exit, a woman and baby sat down next to her.

the woman smiled politely, “I’m kelly” kronkk gave a smile back “I’m redacted” as the plane started to go down the runway.

as soon as the fasten seatbelt sign came off the kelly woman pulled out a bowl of oatmeal to eat and the baby began to cry, loudly.

“what do you think about crying babies on planes?” kelly asked, a mouth full of oatmeal

that phrase sounded familiar to kronkk, but why? kronkk suddenly noticed the onesie on the baby it said “I love my mommy terfectly” with dino print.

kronkk let out a scream threw open the emergency exit, grabbed the baby and tossed it out. the kelly woman dove after the baby and they disappeared into the clouds.

the rest of the plane ride kronkk was shaken. when she finally landed in Toronto Canada, she was glad to be abroad and far from the united states.

“no one’s peaked her yet?” folx hissed in frustration

“we need a plan b” cisthoughtcrime said slamming her hand onto a table

“we need to kill her! the old kronkk would understand, she wouldn’t want us all to die!” lavenderfeminist said in agreement.

hoorays of agreement rang out

“no!” folx hissed “no one is killing kronkk. she’s my best friend and I love her”

“awh!” blackswallowtailbutterfly smiled “I always shipped you two!”

sapphic-schizo pushed blackswallowtailbutterfly to the ground, “no one cool ships folx and kronkk, get a life!”

“enough!” folx yelled “we only have a few hours left. we have to trust the others have this. the best radfems are on it!”

maitakecat struggled to put blorbortion onto her shoulders. they collapsed onto the ground as blorbortion tried to unlatch the window lock for the 12th time

“you have to hold steady!” blorbortion said as they collapsed into the summer snow, it was always snowing in canada

“you try it then miss expert!” maitakecat hissed. why was breaking into kronkk’s hotel room so difficult.

stana dressed as hotel butler knocked on the door. kronkk opened the door.

“Can I interest you in the views of radical feminism?”

the door slammed in her face.

kronkk turned to hear screams from her neighbor’s hotel room “intruders!” and “sorry wrong room!”

kronkk closed her curtains, turned off the light and went to sleep. she awoke to the sound of angelic music as god entered the room, her hair glowing

“redacted, I have here two buttons, one that will delete all men and one that will delete all radfems”

kronkk narrowed her eyes, “how do I know this is real”

“I thought you might say that, I brought practice buttons, this is centered on a 50 mile radius in a random city, go ahead test it”

kronkk tentatively reached forward and clicked the delete all radfem button. with a flash an image appeared in the room. a woman aftonfamilyvalues collapsed to the ground dead, with her posters of severus snape and silco in her bedroom behind her.

“ready for the real button?” the god asked

kronkk nodded and approached the real buttons, her hand hovered over the delete all radfem button.

then the hotel door opened abruptly and a voice filled the space, “beloved?”

something about that calm and wise voice made kronkk turn towards it, her hand still outstretched.

The woman walked towards her as kronkk remained frozen. something about her she didn’t understand, but she couldn’t look away. the woman and her were now staring deep into each other’s eyes, as the woman cupped her face with her hand, stroking the side of her cheek gently.

“beloved this isn’t you”

the woman leaned in for a kiss and their lips met for a passionate kiss.

kronkk suddenly awoke from the spell, with a gasp she pulled back and slammed her hand down on the delete all men button.

cheers erupted from the hallway, as folx and other radfems ran in. tears were streaming down folx’s face as she embraced kronkk into a bear hug. radicallyaligned smiled sadly as she backed away and out of the room, knowing if they ever kissed again kronkk would be put back under that spell. her love would only protect her if they never were together again.

the end

okay the taxi part was brilliant, that had me laughing. i enjoyed another fic featuring my corpse