#love percentage calculator

[wayward-sherlock]

pov you start laugh-crying bc your google sheets is working

[dutifulsilence]

@guideoftime sent: 💕

💕 69%

Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between Link and Sheik has a reasonable chance of working out, but on the other hand, it might not. Your relationship may suffer good and bad times. If things might not be working out as you would like them to, do not hesitate to talk about it with the person involved. Spend time together, talk with each other.

[calebmatthew1]

Unleash the Power of Love with Our Advanced Love Calculator

Love is a feeling that is beyond words and can't be measured by physical means. But what if we tell you that we have an advanced love calculator that can give you an idea of how much love you have for your partner? Yes, it's true. allcalculator.net’s love calculator is the perfect tool to unleash the power of love and evaluate your relationship. Please keep reading to find out how it works and can help you.

What is a love calculator?

A love calculator is an online tool that calculates the love compatibility between two people. It is a fun way to determine your compatibility with your partner. Love calculators work by analyzing various factors such as your name, your partner's name, your date of birth, and your partner's date of birth.

The importance of using a love calculator

Using a love calculator is important because it can help you evaluate your relationship and determine whether you and your partner are compatible. Relationships can also be identified through this method that needs improvement.

Factors affecting the accuracy of a love calculator

Several factors can affect the accuracy of an allcalculator.net’s love calculator. These include the algorithm used by the calculator, the information entered by the users, and the number of factors analyzed by the calculator.

The best ways to improve your partner's relationship

The love calculator is not just a tool for evaluating your relationship but also provides tips to help you improve your relationship with your partner. These tips include communication, spending quality time together, and showing appreciation toward each other.

Who can use a love calculator?

Allcalculator.net’s love calculator is available for anyone in a relationship or who wants to determine the strength of their feelings towards their partner.

How to use a love calculator?

Using the love calculator is easy. Your name is all that is required, and your partner's name, along with your date of birth and your partner's date of birth, and our algorithm will calculate the percentage score that indicates the strength of your relationship.

How to interpret the results of the love calculator?

The results of the love calculator are displayed as a percentage score. The higher the percentage score, the stronger your relationship is. If the percentage score is low, you may need to improve your relationship with your partner.

Limitations of using a love calculator

Remembering that a love calculator is a fun tool and should not be taken too seriously. It is not an accurate measure of love, and the results should be interpreted cautiously. Love is a complex emotion that any calculator or algorithm cannot measure.

Is our love calculator accurate?

Our love calculator is based on an algorithm that considers various factors, and we strive to make it as accurate as possible. However, it's important to remember that no love calculator can accurately measure the depth of one's feelings towards their partner.

Our love calculator vs. other love calculators

Many love calculators are available online, but what sets our love calculator apart is the accuracy of our algorithm and the tips we provide to help you improve your relationship with your partner.

Conclusion

Love is a powerful emotion that cannot be measured by any physical means. However, allcalculator.net’s love calculator is a fun tool that can help you evaluate the strength of your relationship with your partner. It provides you with a percentage score that indicates the level of compatibility between you and your partner. But it's important to remember that love is a complex emotion that any calculator or algorithm cannot accurately measure.

[allcalculator]

Find out the love percentage using the love calculator

How does the love calculator work?

AllCalculator.net’s  Love calculation in the love calculator is based on a certain algorithm. Two names are entered into the calculator, then match the first person's name against some love, romance and relationship-related parameters. It detected how many parameters have common in both, based on the calculator analysis that reaches a conclusion and displays love percentage or compatibility.

What are the ways to calculate your love percentage?

Love calculator using the date of birth

In this Allcalculator.net's love calculator, you must enter the birth dates of the two persons involved in the relationship: you and your partner. Love compatibility between two persons can be defined through their name compatibility, their life paths, and last but not least, their birth dates. The relationship will start under favourable conditions if the dates are related. The relationship is still ongoing if your dates are not the perfect match. The year in which the partners are born determines the age differences.

Calculating a percentage of romance or passion

Fondness towards another is a complicated and mysterious feeling that affects mood, behaviour, thoughts, and physical well-being. Some irrational emotions are intimacy and romance, which are difficult to explain. Love is a complex emotion that humans can experience. It is a feeling of strong affection and passion. Love is an important emotion, but calculating it cannot be easy.

Mention some examples of love calculators.

Joe Biden – Jill Tracy Jacobs = 96%

Donald Trump – Melanija Knavs = 12%

George W. Bush – Monica Lewinsky = 4%

Bill Clinton – Monica Lewinsky = 90%

Dog – Duck = 22%

Dog – Dog = 96%

You can find your partner using this Allcalculator.net's love calculator as it gives you a result in percentage. It is an easy and simple method of entering two names or dates of birth. 

[shougojo]

PERFECT PAIR.ᐟ

cw: established relationship, jing yuan x gn! reader, fluffy fluff, mention of mimi, jing yuan’s sparrows

note: it’s kinda messy ngl (・`ω´・) btw, the calculations were from my battery percentage / jing yuans hair is so fluffy :(

“jing yuan, how many of these … sparrows do you even have?”

you huffed as you tried to comb through your lover’s luscious hair — but unfortunately, the birds that have been ‘living’ in his hair don’t seem to be happy about the idea of ‘ruining their home’.

“just a few, love.” he responded, resting his head on your chest — making some sparrows fly out in the process.

when jing yuan said ‘just a few’, you knew he meant something like ‘a large bundle’. every time you brushed downwards on his white locks, at least two or more sparrows flew out.

so from your calculations, you estimated that 172 million or more birds were interrupted from their naps by your combing.

“you sure there’s only a few, dear?” you continue to brush his bangs, which thankfully didn’t have any sparrows. “cause our room is nearly half full with the sparrows from your hair.”

and that wasn’t a joke, it was literally half full with his sparrows.

he let out a hearted chuckle. “your so funny, my love. they just think my hair is a perfect home for them, are you against that?”

you merely rolled your eyes, “of course not, but are you against me? siding the birds instead of me? hmph! guess i won’t be combing your hair anymore to protect those friends of your’s!” you interjected.

swiftly placing the brush down, you got up and headed for the door. but you were stopped by strong arms wrapping around your waist.

“c’mon dear, you know id always choose you over everyone, right?” he nuzzled near the crook of your neck; reminding you of mimi.

you had always melted to jing yuan’s gestures, so that’s what happened. “fine.” you mumbled, hiding the blush that creeped up your cheeks.

he again chuckled and lifted you up to lay down on your shared bed.

“let’s take a nap to get rid of your jealousy, hm? im all yours.”

“im not jealous!”

[tapakah0]

Ep. 3 [Moving forward] | pt.2 Previous episode Masterpost ["Love this part of our journey. Bad things happened, good things happened. We were able to do something so incredible. Obviously, for my genius, this is a small thing. But to realize what it did for the rest … Mikey, I know that these are your favorite years among all the nightmare apocalypse, so I'm sure you'll even smile. I calculated the probability as a percentage, but meh... Recently I don't even care about percentages, I just know"]

[physics-of-one-piece]

Law's Hand Size

Welcome to Law's Physics Lab. Today we'll calculate the Surgeon of Death's hand size and finger length.

Since Law is winning the poll — I see you all, my Law-loving moots, I see you, and I love you and yeah I agree 100% we need to know Dr Trafalgar's hand size and finger length for science — I decided to do the calculations!

Let's jump right in!

We’ll use 11% proportion of Law’s body to get his hand length. He is the height of an NBA basketball player. (Not me realising during my NBA players research I should have given Doflamingo even bigger hand proportions like his hands aren't huge enough already that calculation stays, man can crush my skull in his hand already, enough is enough). So, yeah Law's hand will be at least 20 cm minimum, 24 cm maximum. Law is not as bulky as everyone, so I think leaving it at 11% is fine.

Hand = height • proportion

Hand = 191 • 0.1106

Law’s Hand Length = 21.12 cm

Pretty normal, and fits Law's height.

Onto fingers.

Middle finger: 35-40% hand length

Index finger: 30-35%

Ring finger: 30-35%

Little finger: 30-35%

Thumb: 22-27%

We’ll max them out like with Doflamingo's.

Middle finger: 40%

Index finger: 35%

Ring finger: 35%

Little finger: 34%

Thumb: 27%

Formula: 

percentage • hand length = finger length

Law’s Fingers Length

Middle finger= 0.40 • 21.12 = 8.44 cm

Index finger = 0.35 • 21.12 = 7.39 cm

Ring finger = 0.35 • 21.12 = 7.39 cm

Little finger = 0.34 • 21.12 = 7.18 cm

Thumb = 0.27 • 21.12 = 5.70 cm

Very very nice fingers, he can operate very well with them. 😊💛

Palm Width = 21.12 - 8.44= 12.68 cm

His finger width is somewhere between 1-1.5 cm I reckon. He has slender fingers.

And there we have it, Law's hand and fingers!

Law's Masterlist

A/N: I thought Law was 192 cm, he's 191 cm but I like this og result so it's staying like that.

[nyarumie]

Brains to Brawn. (Chapter 1)

narumi gen x f!reader — 1.7k words, co-workers to lovers, narumi loves kisses, multiple parts, semi canon compliant, in denial reader.

STATUS: Ongoing. Chapter links: 1, 2, 3

Author's Note at the end! Happy reading ♡

Cross-posted on ao3.

Requests, prompts, or any messages are appreciated! Just open my ask box.

The shift in the tides of the First Division wasn't subtle. It wasn't the way the large bodies of water swayed with greater force against Ariake Maritime Base's sturdy walls, nor did it have to do anything with Regular Officers being transferred from one division to another.

The first change in the atmosphere was when Second Division Captain, Hikari Shinomiya, died. Tense. Strict. A single drop of needle could disrupt the entire defense force—ironically seeming so quiet despite the sounds emerging from the Officers' even more rigorous training.

The second wave of change felt rowdy, raucous—but hopeful. Narumi Gen had made quite the scenario even before officially joining the Defense Force. An unleashed combat power of 24% even without donning a suit at least once in his life, showing great aptitude potential for Kaiju No. 1 weapons, and... having a blatant display of disrespect and chaos, as the higher ups would describe. What seemed to be the hope of the nation turns out to be the First Division's biggest headache. Most times.

The third was when things started to be more obvious—to most people, a shift in leadership means a shift in everything. Shortly after Narumi joined the Defense Force, the Head of Operations eventually had to retire. Kurusu was given the prestige to be the young Head of Operations. At the same time, Narumi had already been appointed as a Platoon Leader, a sign that the youth will shoulder the fate of this country and power will emerge across all divisions.

The next wave is you.

From the previous year, the Defense Force's annual selection involved both Officers and Operators. You were tempted to apply in both, for simple reasons: As an operator, you know you're extremely smart—emerging at the top of your class in university and having reading as a hobby enhanced your intelligence. 

On the other hand, you simply think it would be fun to try the Officer Selection Trial. Who knows? You were pretty athletic, diving here and there to save volleyballs on your university's sports fest. Hell, you even won an MVP award twice.

But you have bills to pay and concerts you'd love to attend, so you let the rational part of your brain win and opt for the safer option. With a fellow youngster like Kurusu leading the Operations, all worries about bonding with your co-workers were thrown out the window.

In fact, it seems like you went overboard with bonding with them. You all were friends and swore to do your job properly so as to stick together til the end, but how come you're the only one facing this... baffling scenario?

'A little fun in your normal working day as an operations manager won't hurt', they said.

'The captain won't find out about this anyway', another added.

You should've known that the normal working day applies only to your co-workers. You, on the other hand? It literally changed the trajectory of your life—for better or for worse. Internally groaning, you wondered why you didn't push harder when you were against their idea of 'fun'.

When your co-workers suggested doing something for fun, you never thought it would be testing out each other's unleashed combat power, if you even have them; you're all managing the operations, after all. Doing calculations in your head, you estimated you'd all be getting a percentage ranging from 1% to 3%.

After pleading with Kurusu for what felt like an hour, your little unassuming friend group got permission to use the combat power technology. 

"I'm an MVP for volleyball in our University, y'know? If I get an 8%, maybe I can smash a ball or two on a yoju's head. Might get recruited on the spot too.", you said with humourous arrogance.

Your co-worker who was prepping the machine chimed in, "We don't have balls for weapons. And don't get your hopes up, the most you'll be getting is probably a 2%. It's impossible for anyone to get a 0% after all."

With a pout, you denied that you're hoping for a good result. You're pretty satisfied with your job, anyways. Good pay, safety secured—what else could you ask for?

"Alright, prep done. Who's up first?" 

"Oh, I'll go! I proposed the idea, so I should be the one taking the first step!" said your enthusiastic co-worker. There were only 4 of you anyway, enough to fall into a line, letting yourself go last.

Sometime along your little fun, Kurusu entered the room, feeling uneasy about giving permission against official purposes. As expected, your friends got a range of 1% to 3%. They were all cheering as you got ready to lay down, as you were initially against the idea of having fun with these machines.

"Show us your 8%, then!" they laughed.

You rolled your eyes at them as your co-worker is sticking the device to certain pulse points to extract your body conditions. 

"Keep your head straight and calm down. I'll activate it in a few minutes. We wouldn't want any irregularities in your readings—like you getting 8% from your volleyball experience." she snorted. 

Following further instructions, you closed your eyes and kept your composure. It surprisingly felt comfortable, despite the hard surface. It's probably because you haven't slept well comfortably in so long.

"Extraction in 3, 2, and 1..." 

It was Kurusu who surprisingly spoke this time. "Well... You almost got an 8. You're on 6%." he announced, still looking confused at the screen. 

"Can somebody give me a gun? Or a sword?" you asked.

You thought their necks will snap at how fast they turned their heads to you. They looked at you as if you just had asked for the most incredulous thing, which in this case, does sound frightening. 

"Gonna kill us for doubting you?", they joked. "What for, though?"

"Trying to see if I can get that combat power up if I hold those. We're already having fun here, wouldn't hurt to test a few more things, right? Just don't let anyone know of this, or we'll all lose our jobs." you said.

They turn to Kurusu, eyes hopeful, asking through their gazes if it's still within his given permission to issue weapons.

Curiosity piqued, he didn't hesitate giving approval this time. "Alright. Just do make sure to get some less powerful weapons." With a sigh, he mumbled, "My first year as head operator and I feel like I'll already lose my job..."

Once you were provided with your 'weapons', you were instructed by Kurusu this time. "Just hold them as naturally as you can. You may choose between the two weapons provided. Lay them down next to you if you don't want it tested."

Holding the gun in one hand, you heard their countdown go off again. You let yourself relax while waiting for the results.

"Huh. A small increase, but quite a feat. You're smart for suggesting to hold these weapons. It's actually now on 8%. Try the dagger."

You let go of the gun and did as you were told. It took you a while to get as natural as you can while holding the dagger, but decided to not put in any effort as you were just having some 'fun' anyways.

"...That was higher than the gun. 10%. You're unbelievable." 

'What's so unbelievable about that?' you thought. Not a single result elicited any reaction from you. Hell, now-promoted Platoon Leader Narumi had a whopping 24% even as a normal civilian. Why would yours be any unbelievable? Maybe it's the first and only time an operations manager got this number. Who in their right mind would test this out for fun anyway?

"Hey, I'll try holding both of these. Let's end our fun and curiosity here." you announced. By this time, you just want this to end. But you are as intrigued as they are, hence suggesting a final test. For some reason, you felt yourself become uneasy at the last attempt. You know it never ends good whenever a sudden wave of uneasiness washes over you, so you force yourself to keep the relaxed state you were previously in.

From your peripheral vision, you saw Kurusu nod. You took both weapons in your hand. The procedure repeats, for the last time.

And then there was silence. You thought you fell asleep, but moved your fingers just to confirm you're still awake. Opening your eyes, you turn to look at your co-workers who were currently gawking at the huge screen.

"Um... You..." started Kurusu. "You uh, just got an 18% unleashed combat power with both weapons in your hold." 

Oh.

Now that's unbelievable. 

"...And our fun little session ends here! Can somebody assist me here so I can continue my work?" you asked in a rush.

"No. You stay there, I'm not done with your analysis. I'll have to command everyone to go back to their stations." Kurusu said, seriousness suddenly taking over his voice.

He continued speaking, "Not only do you have an 18% unleashed combat power, you also have a potential aptitude for Kaiju no. 3 cells." 

It's as if your ability to speak was taken. 18% unleashed combat power sure is something for someone in your level, but to have an aptitude for an identified kaiju...? No wonder he asked them to leave. Word about this finding mustn’t spread, at least, not for now. Your co-workers are new in the job, so they probably don’t know how to identify an aptitude reading for identified Kaiju.

"Um... So... Do we report this to the Captain or something?" you hesitantly ask after a few minutes of blanking out. You don't know what else you can say at the moment, totally taken aback by the suddenness of it all.

Before Kurusu can even respond, you hear a voice coming from the doorway.

"Huh. No wonder those operators flocked out of the room in a hurry. I've spared you the job. The old man is already informed." 

Your eyes widened, soul leaving your body upon hearing it. You know you'd have to eventually report this to the Captain, but this soon? And what's worse, that voice...

Standing lazily at the doorway with his phone in one hand is no other than the newly promoted Platoon Leader, Narumi Gen.

Author's Note(s):

My first fic! I've actually never wrote anything like this before, as I've only spent my entire life writing academic papers 😭 Thus, constructive criticism and feedbacks are always welcome!

I also apologize for any inaccuracies in the terminologies I used, my brain is pea-sized when it comes to some canon minor details.

I thought I'll be able to finish this in a single chapter, but I think a max of 3 wouldn't sound so bad. I can't write continuously or my head will explode omg

I'm not sure about the holding weapons thing, but I included it here based off how they tested Mina to have great aptitude for guns. I also recall a chapter saying Soshiro's combat power for firearms is so low, hence why he's a close quarters combatant.

Also, about the Kaiju No. 3 thingy, It's not gonna be canon compliant since we don't have any info on that identified Kaiju so I'll just be making stuff up for the sake of this fic lol.

[bonny-kookoo]

Hi Bonny

Would you be writing more for sweet tooth in the near future? I love that fic a lottt so was just curious

Sorry I actually don't have a specific ask/request in mind 🙈 I just like anything you write about the small family because I love their dynamic so much!

I love your writing and all your stories a lot!

Lots of love 💗

Let's look at what Sweet Tooth couple has been up to!

Jungkook has become pretty much a pro at handling you, especially now that he knows more about you, and your struggles.

You're not the same category as him- while he is standing at a standard 20 percent, which puts him in category 2, you're ranked at 25 percent- which puts you right in between category 2 and three.

Hybrids are categorized by a plethora of tests- every result being transformed into points, to be later calculated into a percentage on a universal scale. The higher the number, the less independent hybrids basically are- and with you being right in between, you're facing quite a few struggles, not only legally.

And Jungkook has been doing his best to make sure he knows how to make things just a bit easier for you- and most of all, he wants to understand you better.

The best anyone can, even.

Today, you're having one of those days again- not really sure if you want to laze around or do something. You're neither this or that, unsure, unclear, and it frustrates you. But today, you're realizing you're not alone with it anymore.

You don't have to hide away anymore.

"I don't know.. if I really wanna eat that.." You mumble, rolling around on the bed while Jungkook scrolls through the online takeout menu. "I wanna have something sweet.. but also something salty."

"Well, we can get both, and you'll just eat what you feel like once it's here." He shrugs, while you roll over again, facing him, tail accidentally smacking against the screen of the laptop, making him laugh as he gently pulls it away again.

"But what if I don't wanna eat any of it?" You whine, making him shrug.

"I'll buy a few things. and whatever you won't eat, I will. That way it's not wasted." He explains, and suddenly, he can hear you purr loudly. "What's up now, huh?" He laughs, and you just grin.

"you're just soooo nice to me!" you giggle happily, moving to crawl up next to him on the bed, laying down close to his side.

"Well that's what boyfriends do." He just shrugs, and you purr even more now, clinging to his arm while he orders the food.

"Do you think Yoongi would make us barbecue again soon?" You wonder randomly. "Like, when it's summer." You mumble, leg moving to lay over his body, almost accidentally kicking off the laptop off his lap. "I like Yoongi's cooking."

"We could ask him, I'm sure he would." He responds. "And I'll tell him your compliment too." He chuckles.

"I should compliment him more.." You say, chin resting on his shoulder now. "He's really nice." You say, and Jungkook nods, moving an arm around you.

"He really is." He agrees, when you suddenly move to kiss his cheek.

"But not as nice as you are." You tease-

his tail wagging at the praise.

[indianastrologyblog]

Ways to Attract Your Love

[twilghtkoo]

pairings. haechan x reader (f)

genre. fluff, established relationship

warnings. pouty haechan, reader is a tease :P

note. i’ve seen a lot of tiktoks of ppl using the love tester filter on their partners and idols and my brain IMMEDIATELY started working,, hehehehe i can only imagine a competitive and pouty hyuck >:) so here u go!!

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you’ve never fed into those zodiac compatibility tests or those love calculators, where you put you and your partner’s name and it calculates a percentage of how compatible you both are. but haechan on the other hand . . .

“maybe you should type my birth name,” haechan blurts out anxiously from behind you.

you stifle a giggle, biting your lap as your thumb repeatedly deletes each letter of his stage name. “dong...hyuck.” you type out his actual name after his directive. you press the check mark and hit the record button. your name sits on top as his name sits below yours inside the pink heart with the percentage loading in the center. 

the meter rising up and down, haechan being slightly anxious is making you anxious as well. but that might just be his leg shaking next to yours. the meter stops below the middle, a thirty-two percent. 

he snatches your phone from your hand, staring accusingly at the screen. his narrowed eyes making a zoomed in appearance on your camera. “yah, what-” his tongue pokes the inside of his cheek as he slyly brushes under his nose with his index finger. “the hell does this filter know. baby, do you believe this filter? you know this is fake right? my love for you literally breaks the scale! it should be one hundred percent.” his eyes widen with concern, thinking that you actually will believe the fake calculation. 

with pressed lips, you try to fight back the smile that’s fighting. “hm, i don’t know, it seems the results say we’re not really meant to be...look, ‘just friends’.” you show him the screen again, playfully teasing him.

he lets out a gasp, flinging himself on you, arms and legs wrapped around your body. “no, no,no,no.. you’re being mean!” he whines, into your neck, peppering kisses along the sensitive skin.

you blurt out laughing, lightly shoving him off of you. “no, baby, i don’t. i know you are completely, undeniably, in love with me. and i, you.” you tell him truthfully, staring into his narrowed eyes that soften with each word you spoke.

he hums appreciatively, closing the small gap between you two once again as he softly pecks your lips. 

haechan finds these filters entertaining, he can’t help that a filter that aimlessly gave out a wrong answer when his true love is sitting right next to him on the couch that sits in his dorm’s living room. 

“okay, i’m done with technology for the day. come on,” he takes your hand in his, dragging you to his room. “let’s make up for that thirty-two percent.” 

he closes the door with his foot and locks it behind him. “by doing what?” you ask quizzically, arms crossed over your chest.

“i’m gonna make love to you.” he steps forward til he’s close enough to grasp your hips in his hands, pushing you until the back of your legs hit his bed. 

your eyes widen and your lips part. “what?” and haechan doesn’t respond with words instead pressing his lips onto yours. you were prepared to use force to pull away and ask him if he was serious, but when his tongue darts out and runs along your bottom lip, your mind became hazy and your arms are circling around his neck.

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[kiawren]

imagine your f/o putting your name and theirs into those online love calculators, or looking for your initials in those "these initials are soulmates" videos that are made by 14 yr olds, or doing that thing on paper where you assign numerical values to each letter of your names then add them up as a percentage of compatibility etc etc. just those cheesy things that kids do with crushes.. even better that these things have no logical basis but they get annoyed if the compatibility isn't high lolol

[copperbadge]

Hi, please ignore if this is too personal, but as someone with Jewish ancestors who is considering conversion, I'd love to know your reasons for converting? For me it's more about community and reconnecting with that part of my family (there's a complicated family history there) than about religious belief, but I'm worried that might not be enough of a reason, if you know what I mean?

I don't know, I think conversion to Judaism is hard enough that if you don't have "enough" of a reason, you'll find out -- but I also think that one doesn't have to have a "sufficient" reason to convert to any faith which allows it, just determination and respect. If you want a connection to your ancestors and community, that's a very powerful motivation. And if it's not enough to sustain you through conversion, that's still a huge self-discovery for you, and while some practice should remain closed, you can still connect through things like traditionally Jewish foods and appreciation for Jewish art and culture.

For me, it's not that it's too personal, but it's difficult to vocalize; often when I'm asked about converting there's an assumption that I'm marrying a Jewish person, and when I say no, I usually add, "I just hear a call." Which admittedly is much more often said by Christians joining a ministry, but it's the most truthful I know how to be in short. Something in Judaism speaks to something in me. I have very little Jewish ancestry (although every time the DNA websites reevaluate their calculations it ticks up a percentage point, which is hilarious to me; I'm up from 2% to 6% currently) but the attitude towards the divine, the strength of tradition, the respect for learning, they all speak to my soul.

Even the hard stuff -- content in Torah or Talmud that I find difficult to reconcile with modern sensibility -- is at least something to challenge me, and Judaism is a faith that encourages argument, so I'm allowed to have a critical opinion of it. I think a lot about a quote I read from someone (possibly a reader, if so I am so sorry I can't find your name in my memory) who said, "I keep kosher, but sometimes I eat bacon when I'm mad at G-d." I think a lot about my Methodist confirmation class, where I was almost kicked out because I thought the Parable of the Wedding Feast was stupid and continued to argue against it after, realistically, I should have stopped; if it had been a class for a Bar Mitzvah, we might have been allowed to really examine it instead of glancing across it awkwardly and moving on. (As I found out years later, it was basically about how anyone can be a Christian but Jews should be punished for refusing to convert, so you know. Even as a kid I was very Jewish in my approach to theology and knew anti-Semitic propaganda when I heard it.)

I like that so many of the traditions involve things that I find compelling: bread, fire, water, the written word, the cycle of the harvest. I like that there's a search for truth and precision in Jewish scholarship, and that scholarship often seems to reward a neurodiverse approach to faith and study. As someone committed to philanthropy and versed in radical compassion, the exhortation to care for others baked into every foundational Jewish text is also very attractive. Some of the prayers I find viscerally satisfying (particularly the Traveler's Prayer, for some reason).

I find faith in a single divine entity extremely difficult, but one of the first things that got me to seriously consider Judaism (something I'd already been interested in) was being told that you can be an atheist Jew. To be able to commit to a faith community while still struggling with faith itself feels special to me. Whether a divine entity caused the miracle of the oil we celebrate this time of year is immaterial to me; the beauty of the narrative, the righteous rebellion rewarded with eight nights of light, is enough for me.

I might never finish conversion; realistically while I've done a lot of studying I still haven't worked extensively with a rabbi on a conversion path, and I do not call myself a Jew and won't until I complete conversion (I do observe a lot of the holidays and prayers, but mainly because that's generally advice to converts, so they can understand the demands of the faith and the myriad issues with being Publicly Jewish). But that's fine too; Judaism has been around for thousands of years, it'll wait for me, and if I never convert I'm still enjoying the journey.

[eldaryasharbinger]

MCL New Gen Ep 3 Review

I finally finished the episode! I'll give a more generic opinion about it here and put all the spoilers below the cut!

I think it was really nice, I didn't check how many APs I used but I saw someone else mention that it's around 1200 APs which I think is fair! I was scared about it at first because I'm not sure if I'm the only one who noticed that, ususally, the first episodes are either shorted/cheaper and that new episodes that come out are much more expensive... I hope that won't happen!

The outfits are pretty cute, also I noticed that if you want to, you can unlock the other outfit you missed for 150 hearts! It's just to unlock it in the shop without having to replay the episode, you still have to purchase each piece separately but I think it's alright since the prices are really cheap!!

I don't really know what else to add and still be spoiler free, so now it's time for spoilers! you've been warned!

I'm so so happy with how they get Candy to react everytime... I love that she changes expressions accordingly and it's much more fun!! Also I think I screenshotted(?) almost all of Jason's scenes,, I'm sorry I'm just so down bad I kept giggling everytime he said anything,, I think that's why it took me a while to finish the episode lol...

Petronilla you're so real for that... Me too... (he awakens the goblin inside me...)

Honestly I really think that we should keep this in mind everytime he opens his mouth because it's actually so true... Also how are you so obsessed... Keep it going...

He wants to kiss her so bad I just know it... He's like that one kid that bullies you just because he's into you and doesn't know how to behave

"Little kitten"

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I'm so done with this guy he's so shameless and I love him for that,,

The illustration is very pretty! He's so handsome why can't he just do a backflip off of Goldreamz's roof (He's so pretty sometimes it p*sses me off lmao)

I think I'll try to edit this one soon too!

I think it's pretty funny that she calls him that, yeah I can see how he's a loser... (I be calling him things just cause he's pretty and annoying I swear)

She's so... I'm so gay leave me alone,,,,,

ALSO ISTG she's going to be the end of me and my wallet, I can't help but always buy both her's and Jason's special scenes (I still haven't understood if you can get the illu's without buying the scenes... help,,) and on top of that of course I'll say that I'm going for Jason's route and then buy Amanda's illus because I can't live without it,, Beemoov let me be poly for once, Petronilla has two hands for a reason!! Either let us (Me and 'Nilla) have the same outfits for both Amanda and Jason so that I won't have to spend 350 extra gems or idk;;-;

The doomed yuri... The forbidden yuri... Petronilla you're so gay... Idk I think I can hear "I wanna be your girlfriend" by girl In red from miles away... We're so over ;A;

If I get the time I think I'll try to edit this one as well!! So so pretty!

I also wanted to mention this... Man he's just like me this guy is autistic as F**K I'm telling y'all... I relate to that so much, especially the fact that he apparently seems to be thinking in percentages as well (By that I mean that at least I tend to make my decisions based on calculations and such... That's why I like to joke about having a computer for brains lol)

Looks like Beemoov's writers did their homework on this guy cause if he's actually autistic-coded I think they did a great job! Autism is a spectrum in the end but I really resonate with how they're potraying it with Thomas! Kudos!

Last but not least... Jason's text after finishing the episode... I'm shipping Jason and Petronilla so hard,,,,,, I love the blue&pink contrast, they were made for each other your honor... If we add Amanda they can be the Bisexual flag together...

[stomach-rental]

Hey everyone! Sorry for having taken so long to get back to it, but. Uh. It turns out that the job market is horrendous right now. I've decided to make due with it by offering commissions again, but now through a much easier to implement system on Ko-fi!

If my handwriting is at all hard to read, all of the details can be found transcribed at ko-fi itself.

Feeling the fall spirit? If you theme your commission based off of fall, the harvest or Halloween, you can use the code AUTUMNTIME at check out to get 15% off of your commission! 🍁🍂 You MUST use this code to receive the discount.

And of course, because you all are the community I started in, I have your secret menu. Check down below to see how the secret menu works.

The secret menu can be accessed as an "add on" to any commission size that allows it. For example, let's say you wanted to get a headshot, but you wanted a tiny to be in their mouth for a cool mawshot for both of them. Rather than selecting "additional character", you would simply select the option for the MEDIUM RARE add on and fill out the form as if you were getting an additional character with it.

This highlights the character size difference but can make it quite a big file that is harder to see the smaller characters, since the cut away is right on their body.

The only option that works differently is for Full Body. In full body, rather than having the more zoomed out version showing the other character who's stomach or mouth you're inside, it instead zooms in to focus on the full body of the character involved, having the stomach or mouth act more as a background or an environment they're in. Sort of like this.

Sketches include no shading, "colored" pieces will actually be shaded rather than colored because I love doing shading for stomachs and mouths.

Tell me what you want the character(s) doing, and let me know what the size difference is! Is one character a giant? Is one a borrower? Can they shift? How big are they compared to actual stomach size? Is it painful in the position they are in? How do they feel?

All vore pieces have automatic saliva/drool added for realism, but you can ask to have it removed! I will always do it on a separate layer, so, easy removal.

You can ask for fearplay, foodplay, drinkplay, full size, half size, digestion, whatever your heart desires so long as it isn't sexual or fatal!

You can also ask for g/t very easily to be added to any commission by selecting the add on closest to the size difference between the characters. The percentages are already calculated for you!