#love my brother

[4dviceofthedead]

the funniest part about having a sibling with d.i.d as well is the fact we both have tumblr and i can just dm him and go 'u seein this' during family events and he can just nod

[mimi-lovey]

Hey guys! My brother made this drawing! I hope yall will like it! It is dreamcore pls give him good feedback he loves to draw and yeah! He is 8. Pls be nice 😭

[skatepunkdyke]

"a bacon bit fell out of my beard" "and you're EATING IT?" "it's a little snack................... i don't think that was a bacon bit"

[cjcraziness]

I just found out what my Brother calls me in his phone and I love him all the more for it. It's a joke from a few years ago.

Anyone else have silly names from/for their Siblings?

[sarcastic-trash]

My younger brother called me a sot. If you ever read Percy Jackson, you know Percy called one of his teachers a sot. I never looked it up before. I didn't care what it meant. However, I wanted to know what my brother was calling me.

According to google, he was calling me a "habitual drunkard". My brother called me an alcoholic. Percy Jackson called one of his teachers an alcoholic. In both cases, neither one knew what the word meant. Honestly, what are the odds?

In that moment when my brother did that, I didn't know if I should be proud or offended?😭😂

[doctorsiren]

More on that AU where Ford takes Stanley with him to Gravity Falls…I realized they’re kind of like the Winchesters if one of the Winchesters was autistic about cryptids

[great-and-small]

Apparently the local university’s undergraduate entomology course sends students to catch insect specimens at the same place I like to go birdwatching, which explains why I saw three enormous frat looking dudes with tiny bug nets and overheard one emphatically say “bro BRO I told you we already have enough lepidopterans”

[hexjulia]

i don't even know what to say. Apparently my brother has been sending doja cat (singer) recipe links as instagram dms for literal YEARS now because he doesn't know an easy way to bookmark them in the app. Which led to an attempt to save recipes by just linking them to celebrities who he assumes aren't checking their dms anyways. this lifehack got him blocked by mac demarco and lorde however. Doja never blocked or responded so he just continued to use her inbox to save insta recipes. FOR YEARS.

[not-even-stitches-can-fix-this]

Ah shit man I’m so fucking cooked, I’m fucking burnt at this point

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE FIRST TIKE I FINALLY DO IT MY BEST FRIEND IS LIKE

“Yo actually nuhuh don’t do that or I’ll do mine worse”

GRIPPING MY HEAD I CANT HAVE NOTHING FRFR/lh

WHAT AM I MEANT TO DO?? BE NORMAL 💀 I CANT

[blabberoo]

told myself i'd make a short sketches during my break time.. i made a whole ass comic

[spookberry]

🌲 Oregon Miku 🌲

[fairydrowning]

– Noor Unnahar, Instagram account "noor_unnahar"

[TEXT ID: / [Lemons] / My father's mother loved lemons. Years after her passing, / we run out of everything, but never / lemons. / Nothing else shelters grief / better than memory. / It's my father way of saying, / even in your absence, you will be / cared by me. / END ID]

[maibeloved]

Guess who is back in their gravity falls phase! (After it being dormant for almost a decade!)

[crumplstiltskin]

bros au but they're 12 years apart and jujutsu tech scouted sukuna quite young

[novaneondream]

Anyways what kind of music do you think Eri listens to

[sassy-but-sweet-purrrincess29]

My Brother

so my dad just walked into the room where my brother was playing video games and I was sitting on my phone. he came to tell my brother that they were gonna do something tommorow from 8 to noon. and my brain dead brother just asked which one noon was. like, what time was it? and my dad and I just kept saying noon and he kept asking when. I was ofc, cracking up. and after it finally clicked in my brothers head my dad told me to be nice(as in stop laughing) so I responded that I had never been so tired that I’ve never mistaken midnight and noon and that got my dad to laugh as well. so I consider that a victory.