#love kim dokja. also hate him on behalf of every single character.

[coquelicoq]

i support Yoo Joonghyuk Wrongs because i'd be so pissed if i was severely suicidal and some asshole convinced me to Give Life A Chance and gave me hope and then fucked off for three years letting me think he was dead??? leaving me to watch all of our friends do stupidly risky shit like the stuff i used to do before he made me Care about my and their lives?? NOT warning me and NOT telling me what he was doing like okay fuck that guy actually!!!!

[z-nightshade]

Ok. Last thing probably BC it's 7:30 am and I've not slept at all

Yoo Joonghyuk: Have you ever even seen this guy? The bounty poster doesn't count!

Cass: We've been talking for over a year I'll have you know! And he's a good guy! He's Luffys brother.

Yoo Joonghyuk: You know as well as I do, if not better than me, that whatever family that feral child came from is goddamn insane. And that's not even the point! You're too young to be in a relationship!!

Cass thoroughly offended on the Monkey D. family's behalf: You may be Zoro's but you're not my mom!

Zoro: WHAT'D I DO???

Yoo Joonghyuk: *tearing up*

Yoo Joonghyuk wants Cass to be more like Usopp. To have a crush they've actually met in person. He doesn't say it out loud tho, he has enough parental skills not to compare his children.

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Cass and Han Sooyoung would set Yoo Joonghyuk and Kim Dokja up on countless dates and every single time the entire crew congregates to see if their parents actually make a move on each other, bar Luffy who always takes this as an opportunity to raid Sanji's fridges.

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Zoro after the first time, keeps accidentally calling Yoo Joonghyuk "mom". He is secretly delighted every time.

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A very awkward book club:

Sabo: *glares at Kim Dokja*

Kim Dokja: *is glaring back*

Robin:

Cass:

Han Sooyoung: lmao tf?

Koala: Sabo stop-

Koala would hate how everyone seems to enable Kim Dokja's repressed tendencies. That is until she sees the tendencies he doesn't repress *cough cough* killing himself *cough*

Darling, I mean this in the nicest, most loving way possible. Go the fuck to sleep

ANYWAYS

Yoo Joonghyuk: Everyone in that boy's family is fucking insane and you are far too young to be in a relationship!

Cass: First of all, fuck you. Second of all, your boyfriends favorite hobby is fucking dying, you have no room to talk about relationships with insane people. Third of all, who the fuck said anything about dating Ace? He's my friend! The first friends I made since- That's not the point.

Yoo Joonghyuk: You met Luffy before you even thought of contacting Ace?

Cass: Yeah, but Luffy's Luffy. Friendship is too small a word for us. Again, not the point. You may be Zoro's mom but you're not mine! So you can't tell me what to do!

Yoo Joonghyuk: *Brooding upsetly*

Cass: *clocks it immediately and calms down* Shit. I mean- I guess you can be my dad though. Or big brother. If that's what you want. I already have, had, whatever, a mom that I love very much

Cass doesn't want to actually upset Yoo Joonghyuk, but their mom was someone they loved very dearly and couldn't think about replacing. Yoo Joonghyuk can be Dad if he wants though, he's already doing a better job that their sperm donor

Cass is going to sit Kim Dokja down and have a very long conversation about the fact that Yoo Joonghyuk is not a character and very much interested in him. It will be so awkward and uncomfortable on both sides but if that's what it takes to force Kim Dokja to listen, Cass will bite the bullet

Even if it means bringing up WoS and tearing the Fourth Wall down by hand

Love that for Zoro. Yoo Joonghyuk is also not above claiming parenthood of different Strawhats in front of shitty parents (*cough cough* Judge *couch cough*)

It'd be funny, because as Cass is the person the two are closest with/know best, I can't help but think the two are more than petty enough to force them in the middle of their weird rivalry.

Which could go many ways, including both trying to prove Cass likes them more because they are obviously superior which has got to be awkward beyond belief

Also, yeah. Koala is going to have a time at book club