#love it when my gf comes to my bf’s football games

[juneberrie]

☆ going to school w bf!jason. !?

based on this request: "hey junie, can i request going to the same school as jason grace when he’s ur bf headcankns? also i hope everything works out well for ur quince good luck!!"

author's note: guys i actually havent written for jason for so long (its been three days)

— wc: 434 || jason grace masterlist

goddd where do i start !!!

first of all. you're dating jason grace. aka the cutest patootie, awkward puppy lover bf

he'll bring you flowers, pass u cute notes in class, put little notes in your locker (if you use one bc i know i dont use my locker lolzies)

type of bf your friends love and tell all the drama to

pushing my fb!jason agenda — sitting on the bleachers while he practices, wrapped up in his letterman jacket and doing hw

adding on to fb!jason!!! the entire team knows who you are. its a side effect of dating the football superstar. they all love you and give jason advice on like. how to ask u to hoco/prom, date ideas, etc. he talks about you so much to the point that you could be meeting one of the guys for the first time and they would know your middle name, your favorite color, and an alphabetized list of people who've wronged you in the past

he would sit with you at lunch !! if you get school lunch he'll put his bag down on one chair and then his jacket/your bag/something on the chair next to it and then goes wwith you to the lunch line. if you bring your own lunch he walks you to the table, waits till the lines are short, gets his lunch and speedwells back to ur table <3

he would walk you to class all the time (aka if his class is on the way bc gods know if he was late to a class he'd have a mental breakdown)

its kind of awkward hanging out with him before school/at dances because since he knows a ton of ppl they come up and talk to him while ur just kinda standing there 🧍‍♀️ but!! like the amazeballs bf he is, he makes sure to introduce you and include you in the conversation!!

back to fb!jason (can u tell i like fb jason) after games, he quickly accepts congratulations from people (cause yk he's always winning) and immediately goes to find u <3 he'll give you one of those hugs where he picks u up and spins you around.

type of person to get his license the nanosecond he turns 16 . which meaaannnss!!! you get to be his passenger princess gf!!! he'll drive you EVERYYYYwhere. doesnt matter if he's not going he drives u anyways

i hc that he likes taylor swift so if you were a swiftie his hoco/promposal would def be taylor lyrics or something

"you belong with me — at hoco" type shit <3

[happeehippie]

instagram j.b.

summary: follow along with joe and his fiancé evie as the go through his football career.

*face claim is Yasmin Quintana*

series masterlist.

breezyevie

liked by nfl, bengals, joeyb_9, and 927,028 others

breezyevie: i’m proud of my joey, win or lose you’re my guy forever. until next season. ✌🏼

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user: those penalties at the end were BS!!

> breezyevie: you said it !!

user: you are cringe garbage

user: not you dyeing your hair before the biggest game of the year.

> breezyevie: maybe it was bad luck.

user: thank you for bringing such positivity to fan base

user: i love you and the bengies so much

> breezyevie: i love you!

joeyb_9: special season. thank you for being there, you rock ev. ❤️

> breezyevie: special guy. 🤍

user: i can’t believe that you’re joe b girlfriend

millyg: you’re cincy’s hero.

> breezyevie: you’re my hero.

joeyb_9

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joeyb_9: Back to work.

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user: keep shining joey, you’ll be back next year

user: now i can block evie till next season, i only follow for you.

breezyevie: you are the most inspiring and dedicated person i know. i’m obsessed with you.

> user: girl we know. get a life.

user: i’m calling it now they go undefeated next season

user: we will be back. WHO DEY!!!

user: this had me tearing up

> breezyevie: i’ve cried so much. just let it out.

user: does this mean that ur cringy gf won’t be posting you anymore?

> user: y’all love to hate on a girl for living her life.

breezyevie

liked by joeyb_9, millyg, and 920,736 others

breezyevie: life update for you stalkers. 🤪

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user: gross

user: that drink looks so good

> breezyevie: it was amazing!!

millyg: i still can believe i wasn’t invited

> breezyevie: don’t hate me. 😅

user: clout chaser

user: you’re my idol

> breezyevie: stop, my heart will explode. 🤍🤍🤍

user: imagine joe b is ur man?

> user: and she’s so average..

user: i already can’t wait to see your game day fits. is it september yet?

user: please quit posting with joe, i’m trying to forget you’re the one who has him tied down.

joeyb_9

liked by breezyevie, ufc, lahjay10_, and 612,597 others

joeyb_9: preciate all of the fighters that didn’t beat me up this weekend. @ufc

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breezyevie: it’s the bucket hat for me

> joeyb_9: just call me joe buckets

> breezyevie: gtfo. 🤣

user: coldest qb

user: stupid pic

user: didn’t know joey b was chill like that

user: why didn’t ev go to the fight?

> user: no one wants to see him with his busted gf

> user: they’re engaged now

> user: that’s even worse

lahjay10_: no ev slander around here

> breezyevie: you’re my favorite. 🤍

breezyevie

liked by joeyb_9, eviesmomma, nascar, and 659,269 others

breezyevie: is she a nascar girly now?

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user: i hate when ur posts come up on my page

user: a post that isn’t about joe? *gasp*

joeyb_9: you’re just the coolest person i know.

> breezyevie: it’s natural swag

user: iconic look

user: fine i’ll watch @nascar now

lahjay10_: she drive that fast car

user: is this why you weren’t at ufc with joe

user: are you going to become an influencer now

user: omg look at you!

user: i wanna be you when i grow up

> breezyevie: be better than me! be YOU!!

user: what a sellout. quit piggy backing off of your bf and get a real job

joeyb_9

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joeyb_9: Today and always… Happy Anniversary Ev, your gift is this pic on my feed.

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breezyevie: thanks for being you and for being mine.

> user: all of the “joe never post her” commenters, refer to the above photo.

> user: i liked it better that way

user: he deserves so much better

lahjay10_: there’s no joey b without ev! happy anniversary.

user: no way he’s got a gf!!!

> user: they have been together for like six years? like how did you miss that?

user: that should be me

user: when he didn’t post her i could pretend she didn’t exist

user: happy anniversary to my mom and dad!

bengals: Happy Anniversary to Jovie!

user: break up with her, i’m hotter.

breezyevie

liked by joeyb_9, millyg, and 973,026 others

breezyevie: some randoms of my jb. im so lucky that i fell in love with someone who became hot and famous. my life is brighter with you in it, happy anniversary baby.

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user: i can’t wait for this wedding

user: ev is always clutch with the unseens

joeyb_9: hot, famous, and taken. it’s you and me baby.

user: mother has fed us today

user: it’s sad that she limited comments

> user: i never thought id see the day that comments would bother her, she’s got thick skin.

> millyg: sometimes it doesn’t matter how thick your skin is when the whole internet is shitting on you just bc they want your man.

breezyevies ig stories:

[silverstonesainz-archive]

star athlete — lando norris

lando being a supportive bf for his football player gf

face claim: leah williamson

landonorris

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landonorris always watching my girl kill it on the field, no matter where i am in the world 🌍 💙

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yourusername i love you!! see you soon bub 🫶🏼

danielricciardo photo taken by daniel3.jpg

landonorris wow seamless plug 🙄

yourfan1 didn’t know lando was an arsenal fan 🫢

landonorris correction: i’m a y/n fan

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yourusername

Liked by landonorris, yourbff, and 190,814 others

yourusername dream come true. i never want to forget this feeling. to the fans, this is all for you. thank you to my team, family, friends, and the love of my life. i can’t believe it, someone pinch me 😭⚽️💜

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landonorris phenomenal game love. so proud of you! 💜

mbrighty04 we did it cap!

yourfan2 crying!!! so proud of you & the team 😭💜

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yourfanpage

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yourfanpage these spot the differences are getting harder and harder 😳

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landofan2 fav couple 🥰

youandlando1 they’re so in sync its wild

yourfan3 my forever ship

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landonorris

Liked by yourusername, carlossainz55, and 368,806 others

landonorris about last week… 👀👩🏼‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻

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landofan3 my favorite genre of lando is when he fanboys over his gf

yourusername same 🤭

carlossainz55 congrats again yourusername on your win!!

youandlando2 lando is such a simp we love to see it!!!

[beaskaa]

Thinking about your Ghost Rommie AU with Techno getting Floof and Dream (gently) banging a window untill Techno looks n sees who will become Patches outside in and is like "No the lease said One Pet and the cat fee is higher and it's a lovely day outside for cats and-" and Dream keeps banging the window Everytime Single Time Patches comes by untill Techno is sick of Patches 3 in the morning visits and tries to go snag em but Cat Gonna Cat and he ends up either chasing Patches and finding smthn spooky or just goes n gets cat food n waits for her to come to him and brings them in.

Whdhfjfj I didn’t think about the pets!! I surely won’t let Patches alone in the cold, poor little thing! She is even playing hard to get I see I see. I adore cats, they are the best. I feel like the « I don’t want more pets bc the cat fee is higher » is very on character for this Au!techno x)

I lost it when I saw Techno’ GF, that was the best thing. I laugh SO hard you have no idea. He even does the classic gf wearing her bf clothes lmao. Sadly in this au the clothes will just go through him, he is stuck in his signature green hoodie, even if his mood seems to influence his appearences (how are you feeling today Dream? Feeling Extra bloody?)

THAT SO IN CHARACTER I LOVE THIS 1000% did happen ahahah

=>MORE UNDER THE CUT! <=

I like that idea, really! I did take a more angsty route, but I would love to read more about that idea, you have an interesting mix of sadness/grief and fluff/light humor. Also how you depicted Techno is perfect 👌

SO TRUE I love that dynamic, that’s how I would see a classic afternoon in the Techno household ! Poor techno he can’t escape them ahah

Ghost cooties. Ghost. Cooties. I... I have so many emotions rn what did I read with my two eyes lmao. I’m really digging the idea of Dream playing an instrument thought, that’s spooky

Lmao poor guy didn’t believe in the supernatural, and look at what he became! I kinda want to draw that, i not gonna lie. You have a good sense of humor I’m really having fun reading your ideas

After seeing those tweets about the football game it will 100% happen you won’t be mad if I run with that idea? I can already see them arguing over the remote control

Honestly I have a blast reading all these, you got my kind of humor, and you really get how I visualize them (specially techno, you’re really on point). Have you considered writing or maybe drawing? I’m really digging your ideas, I found them so funny and creative.

[lovemesomesurveys]

“I’ve got my fuzzy socks on and I’m ready for summer”

You arrive in New York at 10 AM. What's the first thing you do? Find a nice, cute cafe to get a coffee and pastry from and chill at for a bit while sorting out my plans for the day. You go by your locker & your bf/gf is cheating on you. What comes to mind? I’m not in school anymore, but hypothetically I’m sure I would feel a lot of emotions--angry, hurt, upset, confused... like wtf?? And damn, right in front of everyone, too? That would be humiliating. 

You have to take out the trash & clean your room. Your reaction? I’m 31 years old, you gotta do that kinda stuff when you’re adult. I don’t personally take out the trash because it would be really difficult for me to do in a wheelchair, but I have other stuff I have to do. I don’t particularly enjoy it, it just is what it is.

How many siblings do you have? I have two brothers.

Have you ever made fun of a homeless/ mentally challenged person? No. What a shitty thing to.

Make up a funny word with your first name in it. I don’t know.

Do you like campfires? Yes. I love the smell, it makes me think of fall. And just the coziness of it.

What's your favorite color to write with? Black.

Do you write poetry? No.

When's your 20th birthday? [Day & Month is fine. Year if you want.] I turned 20 back in July 2009.

Do you spit in public? Ew, no. I don’t spit at all except for when rinsing my mouth after brushing my teeth. It makes me gag seeing people spit. I also have to watch out for that when wheeling around outside because I would DIE if it got on my wheels and then me. akjkslfjldsfjkldsfjkl. I’m going to throw up just thinking about it.

Are you in high school/middle school/college? I’m done with school.

How many push ups can you do? Zero.

How would you react if your cat/dog died? I’ve been through that twice before with my doggos, it’s absolutely heartbreaking and devastating. My dogs are my family. It’s no different than losing any loved one; they’re a loved one, too. I had a really hard time when my dog, Brandie, passed. It was so sudden and unexpected. 

Are you trustworthy? Yes.

“when I make it shine...”

Do you play video games often? I’ve been playing Animal Crossing just about everyday since earlier this year. Prior to that, I’ve played a few other games in their entirety since having my Nintendo Switch that I got over a year ago. 

Do you like life, love, funny or boy quotes the best? I like # relatable quotes. 

Have you ever been cheated on? No.

Have you ever had fruit pizza? No.

Would you like to learn karate? No.

Do you think it would have been cool to live in the 80s? Maybe.

Do you think we'll have robots in the future? They’re already a thing, they’re just not like easily, readily available to everyone like a Rosie from The Jetsons or something.

Was the sun out today? Not yet cause it’s 5:54AM and it’s still pitch black, but it will be.

Do you know what 143 stands for? “I love you.”

Does it get up to 100 degrees where you live? Ugh, yes. And higher. D:

When you play video games, do you like the sound on or off? I generally have it low or off.

When's the last time you saw fireworks? Fourth of July.

Do you like Dr. Pepper? Yeah.

Will you be seeing the new Transformer movie? I never saw any of them. Not my thing. 

What made this week, one to never forget? Election 2020 will be talked about forever. This year in its entirety will be, but this election was a huge one.

“Tell me why you’re leaving me”

Did you wear shorts today? I don’t wear shorts.

Do you own a fur hat? No.

Do you still use the old time mail? I still receive mail, yes. I pretty much never send anything, though.

Have you ever played flag football? Yeah.

What color is your laptop? It’s silver.

Do you like Paris Hilton? I don’t have anything against her.

Did you smile at all today? Not so far, but it’s only 6AM. 

Do you have an Xbox? My brother does and I’ve used it.

When you were little did you have a magic 8 ball? Yeah.

Have you ever ate grass or birdseed? Eww, no. I wasn’t the kid that stuck everything in their mouth or ate weird stuff. 

Do you and your friends have secret codes? I don’t have any friends.

Have you ever seen the Lincoln Memorial? Not in person.

What's your profile picture on Facebook of? Me with my It/Pennywise mask on. It’s his mouth.

Do you own a yo-yo? No.

What celebrity is your fashion icon? I don’t have a fashion icon.

“How do you love someone without getting hurt?”

Do you hope you live to be the age 70 or older? I don’t want to think about dying.

Did you go to preschool? Yep.

Do you usually wear your hair up when it's hot out? Yeah. I wear my hair up all the time cause I don’t have the energy or motivation to do anything else with it.

Where were you when 9/11 happened? I was bedridden at home because I had spinal surgery a couple weeks prior.

Which would you rather play: guitar or drums? Guitar.

Have you ever gotten detention? No.

When you were little, did you used to watch Franklin? Yeah. Aww, he’s adorable.

What's the most exciting thing that's happened during your lifetime? 9/11 and this pandemic are definitely the most memorable, but I wouldn’t use the term “exciting” to describe them. A few of our blizzards, perhaps. <<< Yeah, definitely not exciting, but certainly major, life changing, go-down-in-history events. 

How high can you count in a foreign language? I could go on and on in Spanish like I could English, but let’s be real I’d stop at 100 haha.

What's the best thing to do on a hot day? Stay indoors with the AC or go to the beach.

Would you like to go to Rome? Sure.

Do you use Febreeze? Sometimes. I prefer my Bath & Body Works room sprays, though.

Have you ever been to a rainforest? No.

How many days of school are left for you? I’m done with school.

How do you usually get tan? That only happens when I go to the beach. Sadly, I didn’t get to go this year. 

“Last name ever, first name greatest”

Snickers or Twix? I like both. 

Have you ever tried to sleep on an airplane? I tried, but couldn’t.

When you were little, did you like Dr. Suess books? Yes. Those are classics.

Are you more afraid of snakes or death? Both are scary to me, but death is just a little more serious...

Would you like to go to Australia? Sure.

Do you like Drake? Yeah, I like a lot of his songs.

What color are your headphones? Black.

Do you live in the past? Yes. :/

When it's spring, do you plant flowers? No. I don’t do any gardening.

Have you ever laughed for 10 minutes? I don’t think I ever have for that long.

Do you help your friends every time they need help? I tried to as much as I could.

Ever seen a Koala Bear up close? No.

Would you rather be blind or deaf? I’d obviously rather not be either one...

Once your done, are you done for good? Really depends on what I’m attempting to be done with.

Does it annoy you when girls wear a lot of make up? No? I don’t why I would care.

“Blow the world a kiss”

Do you live by a river? No.

Do you like being outside when it's storming? I like enjoying it from inside.

Ever thought about becoming a cop? No. A cop in a wheelchair... that’d be interesting.

Have you ever tried sushi? Ew, it’s disgusting.

When you were little, did you use to roll down hills? No.

Do you like store bought cakes or homemade ones better? I’d enjoy either one.

Do you think your a good kisser? No. Now I’m really out of practice.

Do you like long or short sleeves better? I like my sleeves to be like halfway from my elbow if that makes sense. Not a quarter sleeve, but a bit above that. Unless it’s cold, then I like long sleeves. I love when the sleeves are long enough to be able to pull down over my hands, but it’s hard to get the perfect fit when you have long arms like I do.

Do you like the name Jacob for a boy? Sure.

Could you live without electricity? Like, for how long? It would be a struggle, no denying that. I’ve never experienced going more than a few hours without it. I know people have to experience long periods without it sometimes or not have it at all, so I’m definitely fortunate. 

Have you ever ate/drank something that was blue? Blue Gatorade, Pepsi Blue, the blue Mountain Dew, Kool-Aid, blue candies and cakes.

When is your last day of summer this year? I’m not in school, so no summer break anymore. However, summer is over and it has just recently started to feel like fall, so I’m quite happy about that.

Would you rather hang out with people who are loud or quiet? Quiet.

Have you ever had a pet turtle? No.

Do you want an iPad? Nah.

“You look like you want to party”

Are you double jointed? My thumbs are.

Have you ever done karaoke? Definitely not publicly, but at home.

What's your middle name? I’m not sharing that.

Do you wish on stars? No. I did when I was a kid.

Do you recycle? We recycle plastic bottles and cans.

Do you believe in love at first sight? No.

What's something you'll do when your older, but not now? I don’t know. Are you currently drinking anything? I’m finishing a Starbucks Doubleshot energy drink.

What color is your shirt? Black. 

Have you ever played laser tag? Nope.

Does your best friend live within 5 minutes from you? My mom and I live together.

If you got dared to dye your hair purple, would you? No. I dye my hair red and I want to keep it that way. It would be a big, annoying process to do another color and then to go back if I wanted, so nah.

How many contacts do you have in your cell phone? Not many.

Do you own earmuffs? No. It doesn’t get cold enough for them here.

Nothing worse than being sunburnt, don’t you agree? I’ve experienced much worse, but they are awful.

[sometimesrosy]

Hi I'm an endgame believer in bellarke but I was curious about something. Why is it that Clarke said she loved l/xa but when Bellamy was going to say he loves echo that it was cut out? Like they're both not the healthiest of relationships but it's pretty obvious that they cared in both relationships. Or is it just because it should be obvious and with bellarke being endgame they didn't want bellamy to say it 2 seasons before bellarke becomes an official couple bf/gf?

Well, it’s not required that love be healthy. There are lots of love relationships that are not healthy. Or that could be healthier. Love is not the answer. Love does not fix all the problems. If a person is messed up and they fall in love, the love doesn’t fix them, they’re just a messed up person in love. 

Maybe two messed up people in love. Sometimes one person’s mess will make the other person’s mess worse. Or they’ll make each other’s messes worse. I think those are the kind of relationships we tend to call “toxic.” I think people often got mad at me for saying CL was abusive because in their understanding of love, which could ONLY be good, love can’t be toxic. I was in a toxic relationship for 10 years and I can assure you, there was still love. It just didn’t make either of our messes better. 

Sometimes both people’s messes fit each other and they kind of fill in the holes or give the other person the right perspective or sounding board and they make each person BETTER. Sometimes love supports the lovers and allows them to be better than they are. Allows them to succeed. Doesn’t swallow up one lover. Creates something that is bigger than the parts.

I do think that’s one of the misunderstandings that shippers have. They think that if there is LOVE then that means a relationship is perfect and ideal and forever and good for everyone. And while that might be true in SOME stories (the whole disney ideal of love is one of the schools of fiction where it is) it’s not true in life and it’s generally not true in the more realistic or psychologically realistic stories.

So you have to figure out what kind of story is being told before you can understand what is going on with the love story/stories being told.

This story *is* absolutely telling us something about love. It just may not be what we think it’s saying, as shippers. Because it’s not written from a shippers, or romance genre, perspective... even though there are some genuinely romantic stories in it. 

There is no intention to make Bellarke obvious as endgame or B/E obvious as not endgame. That’s not the point. That is a perspective of shipwars, where one ship can win and one can lose. THIS IS NOT HOW YOU TELL A STORY. It’s how you play a football game. Shipping is a football game where endgame is the ball. That’s not a story, it’s a battle. 

A story is about CHANGE, about a character starting out one way and changing due to the obstacles in the story and the choices they make. 

If that’s the case, then what we’re looking at is the changes in the characters, in regards to love. And with Clarke and Bellamy, we have some major changes.

Clarke actually started out very loving, loving everyone, embracing everyone, even her enemies (bellamy and lxa most notably) and this allowed her to be able to understand them and bring them to her side. But the toxic message of love as a weakness absolutely destroyed Clarke. She spent 2199 alone, letting her love for Bellamy keep her alive and sane, and he returned and broke her heart by betraying her. So. Like. The lowest she ever got was when her anchor, her soulmate, her true love, turned out to be not only a weakness, but a mirage... or so she thought. She realized that was not the case and came back to herself and committed to being the good guy (her original vision of hope and humanity) and committed also to being Bellamy’s friend, because she believes that was all she could have. And then she gets bodysnatched and spends time in her mindspace where she learns to value herself and that she DOESN’T want to give up or sacrifice herself and she wants to fight and she reaches out and finds... Bellamy. And then Bellamy brings her back with the power of his love for her, and she learns how love is VERY MUCH NOT A WEAKNESS, then taking that lesson and bringing it back and using it to save her daughter and the rest of them and humanity in exactly the same way. She’s returned from the darkness to use her lessons and new powers to save her world (this is the hero’s journey, yo, finally. she’s back from the wilderness.)

And what is the power? 

Love. It is LOVE, nonny. 

In specific, Bellamy’s love for Clarke. Bellarke.

But lest you think this is all one sided, let’s look at Bellamy’s journey with love.

Well, I mean, he’s “the heart,” right? So that should be important to him, right? Even though, according to the “canon” interpretation of shipping, he’s never had a real love story, either it was sex without love or relationship with out story. Fandom claims that his love stories have been minimized, and he has been neglected by the writers, as the hero, from getting his own love story.

UNLESS you realize that the entire 7 seasons is Bellamy’s love story. He meets Clarke griffin in 1.01. He falls in love with her as the seasons go on, she becomes his soulmate, always separated from him by other love stories, politics, time, space and death itself, right? 

Bellamy has ALWAYS been about love, but in the beginning it was a very self abnegating kind of love. He was erased in his love. It was always for other people. HIs story with Octavia is really partly him learning how to claim worth for himself, find boundaries, say no. Season 4 was explicitly about Bellamy learning that he couldn’t save all the people he loved. That it was not his responsibility to take care of everyone. Season 5 had Bellamy living his life, keeping Clarke inside of him by living as she would want him to, internalizing her lessons. He kept her heart within his heart. He became the hero she believed he could be. He became the hero she wanted to be. He reached the end of his hero’s journey, and yet, his story wasn’t over.

The thing is, Bellamy in season 6? Bellamy wasn’t trying to “be the good guy.” Bellamy was trying to live a good life, like Monty and Harper, in love. Bellamy wasn’t looking for philosophy or even really saving his people. He was looking for ONE thing. Love. And he realized the CLARKE was that love. IN season 6. He was not looking to save his people, he was looking to save his Clarke, and he brought her back withe power of his love, alone. Once they were together, then he could go and save is people. They could be the heroes again. But now, his story is a love story.

He is the heart, teaching them all to live in love. And she is the head, teaching them all to live in goodness. And they can both do this because their journeys have BEEN such a struggle and they have been DENIED their goal the whole time. 

To be honest. This is my interpretation of the love story of Bellamy and Clarke up to this point and I can’t actually say that it’s done or complete or even that I’m 100 percent sure. Because the story is not over yet and no interpretation can be made, truly, without seeing the WHOLE story. However, I have enough evidence that I am speculating that this is the trajectory of the story. 

JR said that there is a complete story and there was a purpose to the whole thing, it wasn’t random and he did mean it.

I’m telling you, he means Bellarke, not just as two hot people with chemistry let’s get them together, but as the backbone of the story about unity, coming together, yin yang, soulmates, redemption and forgiveness and the rebirth of humanity. 

[syfynjvall]

OTP ASK GAME - farah & juliette

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DISAGREEMENTS.

Who is more likely to raise their voice?

juliette, but it’s honestly never anything serious. more often than not its just bc she gets very competitive during game nights

Who threatens to leave but never actually does?

neither, even kidding about it kinda hurts each others souls

Who actually keeps their word and leaves?

neither

Who trashes the house?

i cant see either of them doing it

Do either of them get physical?

never in a million years

How often do they argue/disagree?

not often, and when they do its mostly about petty things like leaving empty containers in the fridge

Who is the first to apologize?

both are good about it

SEX.

who is on top? Who is on bottom?

hmmm they switch

any kinks?

welllll jules put on her old cheerleading uniform from college as a joke once and farah was into it. theyre both into roleplay

who has the strangest desires?

jules

who’s dominant in bed?

it’s a pretty even split

is head ever in the equation?

yes

if so, who is better at performing it?

probably farah

ever had sex in public?

once. under the bleachers at the football field. pretty cliché

who moans the most?

uhh both

who leaves the most marks?

farah

who is the more experienced of the two?

definitely jules. she had a LOT of fun in college

do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’?

make love. it’s very special for both of them bc they know they’re gonna last

how long do they usually last?

it depends but both of them can usually go pretty long

rough or soft?

typically soft, but rough if theyre in the mood

is protection used?

no

does it ever get boring?

no

where is the strangest place they’d have sex?

dont know? maybe in an empty room in the agency? idk lol

FAMILY.

do they plan on having children/or have children?

oh yeah definitely

if so, how many children do they want/have?

juliette loved the look on farahs face the first time they talked about it and she said she wanted ten kids. it was a joke obv but they probably end up having three or four. jules always wanted siblings growing up and she was sad she never got that wish so she doesnt want her own kids to be lonely like she was

AFFECTION.

who likes to cuddle?

both of them are huge cuddle bugs and they get cozy almost everywhere

who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places?

juliette

who struggles to keep their hands to themselves?

both

how long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable?

their cuddles can last a while but farah probably wiggles away first

what is their favourite non-sexual activity?

they love girls night out and its even more fun when tina joins them. put the three of them together and its basically nonstop chaos, but so fun

where is their favourite place to cuddle?

predictable, but the bed. jules is one of those extravagant mattress people so her bed is basically a giant pillow and its very comfortable

SLEEPING.

who snores?

both

if both do, who snores the loudest?

jules, and you better believe farah teases her relentlessly

do they share a bed or sleep separately?

jules WAS a very picky sleeper until she got together with farah, now she gets pouty if they dont share a bed

if they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart?

they cozy up, but juliette is a blanket hog so she usually ends up with most of the covers

what do they wear to bed?

jules usually just wears a top, farah wears pajama sets

are either of them insomniacs?

no

can sleeping pills be found by the bedside?

not before everything that went down in book one, but since murphy, yeah. jules has a hard time falling asleep now

do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side?

definitely cuddly sleepers

who wakes up with bed hair?

both

who wakes up first?

farah. she’s usually the one to rouse juliette when she’s about to be late

who prepares breakfast in bed for the other?

neither of them can cook so... neither lol

what is their favourite sleeping position?

farah loves being the little spoon and jules loves making her feel safe so

do they set an alarm each night?

jules does but she hits snooze at least six times a morning

who has nightmares?

juliette, and farah has no problem soothing her back to sleep when she wakes up

can a television be found in their bedroom?

yes. they’re both obsessed with trashy shows

who has ridiculous dreams?

farah!

who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed?

again, juliette is an unfortunate bed hog

who makes the bed?

farah. juliette is cute but she’s not always that tidy

what time is bed time?

whenever jules feels like it, and farah will follow her lead

any routines/rituals before bed?

other than the typical going to bed things, no

who’s the grumpiest when they wake up?

farah probably

WORK.

who is the busiest?

both are pretty busy but since juliette has two jobs i guess she is a little bit more

who rakes in the highest income?

juliette probably?

are any of them unemployed?

UB gets paid right? so neither then? lol

who takes the most sick days?

juliette. her “bend the rules” stat is at 88%

what are their jobs?

detective and agent

who sucks up to their boss?

definitely not jules. farah might a LITTLE bit since rebecca is juliette’s mom but i think we know how that turns out lmao

who is more likely to turn up late to work?

despite juliette’s aversion for rule following she’s usually pretty puntcual at least, so im gonna say farah

who stresses the most?

im gonna say neither

do they enjoy or despise their careers/occupations?

farah loves hers for the most part, jules feels like hers is more of a chore but she does love interacting with people.

are they financially stable?

yes

HOME.

who does the washing?

farah. once again juliette isnt super messy per se, but she is a bit cluttered

who takes out the trash?

both

who does the ironing?

jules is pretty good about that

who does the cooking?

neither. they both try but they’re both disasters so they order out mostly (more than they should)

who is more likely to burn the house down just trying?

it’s about equal because again, they’re disasters

who is messier?

juliette

who leaves the toilet roll empty?

farah

who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor?

neither

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who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere?

both

who answers the telephone?

juliette

who mows the lawn?

they dont have a lawn

who does the vacuuming?

probably jules

who does the groceries?

when they remember to do it, they like to go together

who takes the longest to shower?

jules

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MISCELLANEOUS.

is money a problem?

no but farah does love buying stuff

how many cars do they own?

just one

what’s their song?

it changes but rn lucky by jason mraz fits them so well

do they live in the city or in the country?

juliette LOVES city life and farah thinks it would be fun too so they plan to move to the city one day

do they own their home or do they rent?

rented for now, for juliette anyway

do they enjoy their surroundings?

jules has a nostalgic fondness for wayhaven but again, really she’s itching to live in the city. farah likes it too but it’s a little too mellow for her liking sometimes

what do they do when they’re away from each other?

oh my god, theyre both clingy babies so they’ll be pouty and sad and constantly just text each other

where did they first meet?

juliette’s office

who spends the most money when out shopping?

probably farah

who’s more likely to flash their assets?

jules, but farah will too

any mental issues?

juliette definitely has ptsd after book one, and then its worsened after the trappers (she saved farah so she had to see sanja die)

who finds it amusing when the other trips over?

they both do lol

who’s terrified of bugs?

im thinking farah

who kills the spiders around the house?

juliette

do they have any fears for their future?

they’re both afraid of losing each other, mostly. juliette also worries a bit that maybe farah will get sick of her because she’s a “lot,” she was always told by past bfs/gfs that she was a handful or too wild or whatever so she worries she might scare farah off but when she voices that thought farah is very quick to very seriously assure her thats not going to happen

their favourite place?

the bar, also the forest to stargaze or picnic

who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner?

jules, but it’s definitely at a restaurant lol

who pays the bills?

definitely juliette

who’s the tallest?

jules is 5’9, farah is 5′4

who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other?

farah

who wanders around in their underwear?

jules

who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio?

both!! theyre both so goofy about it

what do they tease each other about?

pretty much everything, they’re bantering almost constantly

who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times?

neither of them are exactly fashion experts, so

who crushed first?

juliette

any alcohol or substance related problems?

no, jules enjoys drinking but she knows her limits

who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am?

jules

who swears the most?

both

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aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was actually right about everything about my crush and her maybe girlfriend! Full story below and some will be repeat if anyone’s actually been keeping up with this. Skip to the third to last paragraph if you only wanna hear what happened today and not all the back story. I wrote this mainly so I could look at it later and remember and it turned out wayyyy longer than expected

Ok so I’ve like this girl a long time and we’ve been friends never questioned too much of she liked girls or not so that was never really a problem. So cut to football season 2017. We’re both in marching band and that’s how we became friends that year. We ended up both being in the same English class that school year and I become good friends with some of her other friends, including her maybe gf. (Shout out to those friends they’re super great). Since I have a massive crush on her (it’s 2018 by now) I pay more attention to her and stuff and I kinda notice how she acted with maybe gf. Like paying attention to maybe gf like I payed attention to her, looking at her lips, always mentioning her, stuff like that. So I think “oh she likes her, oh well, I wish her the best.” I’m quite shy irl so I wasn’t gonna make a move or anything and I was content what it was, though hopeful that she’ll maybe like me someday. I hate if people come on too strong myself and kinda believe that feelings are just gonna be what they are, rather than things that can swung heavily (idk if that makes sense but whatever)

So summer break happens then we’re at marching band 2018 still got my crush, still hopeful but not expecting much bc I still notice things between my crush and maybe gf. I think maybe gf is straight (I know, I know I’m not for assuming people’s sexuality but it was what it was) maybe it was my feelings making me think that maybe gf would never reciprocate but anyways I mainly feel bad for my crush bc it looks she really likes this girl and I can relate lol. So homecoming comes and I really wanna slow dance with her but I miss my fucking chance bc I go to the bathroom. Oh well. She did grind on me at one point but all the girls in our group were so whatever it was nice but didn’t really mean anything. And I actually worked up the nerve to text her that she looked gorgeous at homecoming (which she did) and I’m still proud of myself for that

One day shortly after, we’re at a band competition in the warmup room chilling bc we’re waiting for the rain to stop so we can go on. We’re talking in a group and someone ends up asking her if she has a crush on maybe gf, and she quickly denies (and I think yeah right lol) but then they ask if she has a crush on me and she stutters our her denial. The way she did it made me think that maybe I had a chance (there were other things too of course like the occasional look, etc). So the next day I muster up all the courage I have and text her asking if she has a crush on me, she says no, and I confess that I like her to get it off my chest. I thank god that we still remained great friends after that. We actually haven’t brought it up since.

Then the next football game she’s asked if she’s ever kissed a girl and she says yes and I’m like ah ha! I bet they are actually dating. (Side note that I kinda came out to like have the band that night cause someone asked if I was straight and I said no). I get a text from maybe gf the next day asking for relationship advice (she had never mentioned that she was in a relationship before) or something (I can’t really remember anymore). She’s playing the pronoun game so I figure that it’s a girl she’s dating and she’s says so later and tells me she’s bi. I told her I was bi too and we bonded over that and stuff it was nice and brought us closer etc. She says she doesn’t wanna tell me who it is and I respected that but I kinda figured that it was my crush. I think oh well that sucks for me but I’m happy for them. For things like this I largely live by just flowing with life and seeing where it takes you. If I didn’t I’d probably literally explode from stress lmao

Over then next couple months she tells me various things about her relationship which went through ups and downs. She felt trapped and pressured to come out and like nobody else could ever love her (which I always denied). There was a rough patch where she overloaded me with emotional stuff (which I am not prepared to handle) but it’s not too relevant to the story other than that a lot of the things she said made me more sure that my crush was her gf bc it just sounded like how she would act (note that after this she pretty much stopped texting me about her gf so I didn’t really get anymore info)

Sidenote: I’m not too sure how healthy their relationship actually was and since I only ever got one side of it I’m still not too sure how much of what I was told was truthful vs exaggerated since maybe gf was going through a rough patch. There were things like her panicking bc her gf was talking about marriage (yikes) and coming out and stuff. But she also talked about how it was easy to not cheat bc there was no one else in our town and she would kiss other girls as like a shock factor thing at parties and be like “my gf shouldn’t get mad bc it’s not like fr” (also yikes). I’ve pretty much come to the conclusion that both of them had things that weren’t the best but we’re teenagers and this was probably both of their first relationships so I’m not labeling them as bad people or anything. The biggest clue tho that my crush was her gf was that she said that her gf was the only person who knew all the terrible things about her/her life and since my crush was probably the closest to her I sorta assumed

Sidenote 2: some other things that made me sure of their relationship: my crush once got jealous of me in the group chat (she jokingly told me no to something, idk what anymore, and my crush was like what about me??? Lol), maybe gf kinda tripped and my crushes hand went to her waist in an intimate way to stabilize her, they were always each other’s lock screens, my crush would always give in to maybe gf (which sometimes I didn’t like bc I felt like she had to give into some things she shouldn’t have— not like really bad things but just kinda :/ and she’d have to apologize for playful insults even tho maybe gf said like the same level of insult), the eye contact when our teacher mentioned interracial sex lol, also the constant FaceTiming and calling that lowkey got on my nerves (nyc trip was the worst but really wasn’t that bad. It was mostly the jealousy that made it suck)

Sidenote 3: prom happened somewhere in here and we cuddled on the couch a bit but not like what your thinking, more like sat really close but it was nice. At one point she was like completely on top of me bc she was fighting with someone playfully

Anyways moving on to the end of the school year, I’m like 90% sure they’re dating, and I notice things seem tense between them. My crush would put her head down a lot and they would playfully insult each other with a bit more bite. They didn’t hang around each other as much as they used to, etc. I was just really picking up on some vibes. Eventually things seem to settle down a bit buts it’s the end of the year already and they’re graduating and stuff.

All three of us ended up doing this program at a university that lets kids work with scientists and learn about stem etc. we each work in different labs so we don’t see each other everyday but the group gets together like 1-2 times a week. During these, I notice that they just don’t seem as close, like they didn’t sit next to each other, phone lock screens aren’t each other, crush’s name in maybe gfs phone is her full name not nick name (though this could have always been that, I’m not sure), my crush no longer apologizes or cares as much if maybe gf gets a little mad (which she gets easily). Taking this with the tension before school got out into consideration, I figure that they must have broken up. Cool cool, maybe I have a chance but also she’s moving across the state for college in a month so :/

That brings us to the grand finale: today. So I have no idea really if they have broken up or if they were even together in the first place. But then maybe gf mentions that she is now dating this guy (which I approve of, he’s super sweet). I kinda suspected bc a picture of him was her lock screen, they had been hanging out a lot, initials in insta bios (which Ik should be a dead give away but she once said that she hates how people assumed that her and this other guy were together when she was dating her gf do I didn’t wanna assume anything) and I was like ah ha! At lest Ik that they aren’t dating now if they ever did in the first place. She invites me to come hang out with her, her bf and another couple that I’m good friends with tomorrow. So after I get home, partly bc I don’t wanna be the only single person there, partly bc I wanna see if I can weasel out the truth, and partly bc I may have day dreamed about us being all coupley too and maybe a kiss (oh how I wish). I text her and ask if my crush can come too so I’m not the only single person there. She texts back saying that it would be a good idea. So I figure it’s now or never so I ask if it’s bc they dated. She originally says no but then says admits that yes they dated but she broke up with her and they are still friends.

She basically says that she broke up with her bc she’s not ready to be out bc she doesn’t wanna lose some of her friends, wants to be normal, etc. she’s always been insecure, so it’s not too surprising for me. I sincerely hope that one day she reaches a place where she can be herself and not worry. I also feel bad for my crush bc I have a feeling that she’s probably still pretty hurt over it and I wish her the best too. I’m not gonna try to like make a move or anything bc a. I have no idea how long it’s been since the breakup and how she feels about it b. I’ve already expressed feelings so I don’t wanna be that person who keeps pusing after they’re rejected c. She’s moving like 6 hours away in a month

All in all I’m super surprised that I actually picked up on the fact that they were dating and had broken up bc I’m am not very emotionally intelligent at all. Honestly I doubt I would have picked up on much if I was paying such close attention bc of my crush. I spent like an hour+ writing this I can’t believe I actually had so much to say and it makes my life seem much more dramatic that it is. Thank you if you actually read all this or have kept up with my woes in the slightest bye

[positiveparker]

dose of happiness | h.h

hey loves!! so I got a few requests for this hehe also do give me feedback I always read and take it into account - L

- pairing ; best friend!harry x tom brother!haz

- warnings ; swearing! mentions of a hospital!

- masterlist

- request ; brother haz, best friend harry and tom comforting you after a breakup? 

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“over text!” Tom spat grittily, his hands slamming bitterly into the rough, black steering wheel in front of him. His face was screwed up and scarlet with angry tension. My (bf/gf) (name) had broken up with me the evening before. I immediately texted both the holland boys, Harry and Tom. I knew spending a day with them would make my ripped heart ache a little less. 

“Tommmm” I whined, I hated that one of my situations had caused his usual bouncy mood change. 

“no seriously (y/n) that’s shitty, you shouldn’t have to put up with that bastard!” He carried on, darting a furrowed look at me. I could feel the burning heat rising off his skin and wafting over to me. His arm flexed as he wrapped his fingers around the gear shift and toggled it to the side. I didn't want him to be angry, but I guessed it showed he cared. We pulled up to his house where my brother Haz had been hanging out with Harry. Harry was helping him film some new self tapes for a couple of new projects. 

The sky was a steely evening grey as we stepped out onto the pavement. I slid my body off Tom’s plush leather car seats and trudged beside him up the driveway to his deep red front door. Yellowy light streamed through the muggy front window and reflected onto the black and white tiled path. I wrapped my cold fingers around the gold knocker and slammed it against the wood of the door. A few rumbles and giggles echoed from inside and then the door flung open to reveal huge freckled arms spread out at me. Harry was grinning heartily with his autumnal curls falling slightly over his forehead. All his features were cut deeply but were still soft and gentle to look at. His lips perfectly parted to reveal his teeth. 

“Harryyyy” I sighed breathily, melting into his chest. He entangled his two warm arms around my back and rubbed his hands up and down my t-shirt. I could feel his breath running from his nostrils, down the petite hairs on my back. I suddenly felt recharged with electricity. Thousands of volts entering my skin. My body felt so relieved at his touch, I had almost forgotten about my breakup. I pulled away and smiled thankfully, I then followed the pounding noise coming from the living room. I walked in to see my brother Haz sitting comfortably on the Hollands grey sofa, his feet were propped up on their coffee table. His gaze was on their pixelated flat screen watching football players run up and down a bright green pitch. 

“hey” he grinned nodding up at me. I smiled feebly back, crashing down next to him and starting focus my gaze on the TV. Low shouts of a crowd echoed from the speakers. 

Haz didn’t know about the break up yet. I was going to tell him at breakfast but he left too early. Of course I was nervous, I didn't want him to go all ‘protective big brother’ on me and somehow track (name) down and kill (him/her). Haz was always always there when I needed him, I remember when I broke my ankle when I was 11 and had to have an emergency operation. I was so scared and our stressed out parents didn’t help, he gripped my hand the whole time and slept at my bedside for a week. I remember how much school he missed but he didn’t care, he said “he wouldn’t have been able to concentrate knowing I was struggling”. He read me books and told me jokes to take my mind off the excruciating pain pulsating in my body. 

We sat in silence until Tom and Harry poured into the living room. They were jokily play fighting, kicking each others shins childishly. Harry’s cute giggle echoed in my ears. His laugh was smooth, like creamy icing sandwiched between two sides of a cake. Their playful actions became harder and harder until Harry kicked Tom hard behind his knee. Tom grunted in agony and then scooped his arms around Harry’s skinny legs. He hoisted him up over his shoulder. I gasped and cackled at Harry struggling in Tom’s strong grip. 

“tommmmmm” Harry hollered punching his fists against Tom’s straight back. Tom laughed back, his lips parted in a full scheming grin. 

“c’mon guys I’m trying to watch the game” Haz whined, shoving his hand at the TV.

“ooo sorry grumpy” Tom replied sarcastically, cracking a wide eyed look at me. I rolled my eyes back and then looked over at Haz, he had his arms crossed over his chest with his eyebrows lowered in a sulk. 

“let me down!” Harry thrashed about, Tom finally set Harry down, his freckled face was flushed adorably red. He looked over at me in his embarrassed state and awkwardly pushed his curls back. Both of them slumped down into the crisp white leather chairs opposite Haz and I. 

“soooo, Tom mentioned there was something you wanted to tell Haz and I?” Harry said leaning forward. He rested his elbows on his spread knees and looked at me eagerly. 

“oh…uh…well” I stuttered and fumbled nervously over my words, I wasn’t sure how to announce it. I was anticipating more anger. “w-well (name) and I broke up” I said lowly, I careened my gaze to the ground, almost hunching my shoulders away from Haz. I hoped he hadn’t heard my words. My heart blasted its rhythm in my ears. Getting louder and more deafening by the second. 

“over text as well!” Tom hollered, he angrily slapped his back against cushioned chair. I could almost feel the heat in the room rising. 

“NO WAY!” I heard Haz cry from next to me. “THAT PRICK, I AM GOING TO KILL (him/her)!”

I couldn’t deal with all the emotions at once and suddenly they burst open through tears streaming down my face. Everything felt weighted on me. I hated when I made other people angry. I had never cried this much. I couldn’t stop, more and more salty sadness dribbled down to the corners of my mouth and slid against the tip of my tongue. My chin trembled and my lip pouted slightly, I felt weak and childish. My brain ran its fingers down the spine of my book of stressful thoughts, tinging every sad emotion and throwing it out. 

“now look what you’ve done” Tom announced slapping his hands against his knees.

“I’m sorry sis d-don’t c-cry, I didn't mean it like that” Haz’s strong hand crept up onto my back and moved slowly up and down in comfort. Tom stretched up and paced around to Haz, pushing his body between us. Haz’s touch left my back.

“why don’t you make cups of tea and we’ll do the comforting” He suggested nodding in Harry’s direction. Haz huffed, pressing his hands into the sofa cushion and stretching upwards. His indent in the soft sofa was replaced with Harry’s soft back resting against the cushioned material. I was still crying, it would burst through in lapping waves. Sometimes I would be snivelling and then a thought would collapse in my head and cause more breakage. 

“should we watch a film?” Harry stuttered

“yeah, it will take your mind off things” Tom said softly 

“how about…your favourite!” Harry said picking up the remote from the coffee table and scrolling through their selections of recorded films. “oh, oh Mamma Mia!” Harry grinned clicking on the film cover. I nodded and smiled weakly back. 

Haz set down 4 cups of steamy tea in front of us. Mine was the darkest in colour, just how I liked it. Bitter but full of sweetness. Tom went to sit on the chair next to Haz and Harry sidled up next to me. I could feel his emotional warmth tingling my senses. As the joyful music chimed out of the TV I rested my heavy head on Harry’s comfortable shoulder. His body felt soft against my head, intensely warm with happiness. His arm curled around my torso and we shifted more into each other, melting more as the movie went on. He somehow sealed the gaping holes inside me and made a small smile curl from the two sides of my lips. Harry’s hugs were like a little dose of warm and comfortable temperature heaven. Peace that calmed every single storm in my riveting head. Haz and Tom gazed at the TV aswell, Haz would dart a look over at me every so often. He was obviously checking I was okay.

“I’m sorry” He mouthed after his fifth gaze

“I’m fine now” I mouthed back nodding up at Harry. Haz nodded, smiling. 

“you don’t need a (him/her) anyways (y/n), you’ve got us” Harry leant down into my hair and whispered lowly into my scalp. His words danced down my back and through my skin pumping hot, red, happy wine into my veins. I felt intoxicated. 

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the FUN stuff

Now that I’ve talked about more serious things, I want to talk about my weekend. I’m naming my two closest friends at school B&S like gossip girl, just so you can follow my stories. 

So Saturday I go to move some of my stuff in to school and I stayed the night (I’m not officially supposed to move in for a couple more days, but basically everyone in my class and all of my friends were there so I went). 

The timeline of this weekend is going to be a little dysfunctional in my retelling, but so much happened it felt like I was there for like months so try to keep up. 

PART ONE: Clyde

To me, this was the most exciting part of my night so I’m starting off with it, but it definitely was not the most interesting or ‘juicy’. It just made my night. So you have to hear about it first because I don’t want to tell anyone in real life about this yet.

Prior to Saturday I decided that I am intrigued by a new boy, and he is my new crush. (I should mention I have a lot of crushes come and go) We’ll name him Clyde, because I’ve never met a Clyde and I think he could be classified as a bad boy like Bonnie and Clyde. So I’m daydreaming about Clyde and I’m like I wonder if Clyde will be at the party Saturday because I really want to see him. Some backstory on Clyde: I thought he was cute freshman year and then I don’t really know where he was last year and I don’t remember thinking about him sophomore year.

Anyway, from my understanding, Clyde is a bit of a ‘slut’, and I am not even close to being a bit of a slut. Some backstory on me: I can only talk to guys I am not attracted to even if they are hot, or else I get flustered and I have no idea what to say. So I knew I would not be speaking to Clyde if I did in fact run into him, but alas I wanted to see him anyway. 

Just an FYI, I am 21 so this is all legal. 

So at this point I’ve been drunk for 8 hours straight and I just finish a bottle of wine and I’m wearing a sweatshirt and cropped t-shirt out while everyone else is in a cute outfit (which I’ll explain later). I go inside to the bathroom with my friends and we’re walking downstairs and BOOM I see Clyde through a doorway. And he sees me!!!!!!! So I look back towards my friends who are talking to I don’t even know who and look back at him and he is still looking !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and here is where my life is an EPIC FAILURE! 

I fell down the stairs.

Just kidding, but that would have sucked so hard. Clyde walks up the stairs and introduces himself and asks me his name. And I’m so scared that my dream is actually coming true that I just say my name and then look back at my friends and then start walking down the stairs. Like I could have gotten what I wanted. So I’m pissed at myself for that, and now I don’t know what to do if I see Clyde again. UGH!!

PART TWO: The game

I don’t really care to talk about this, but I did go to the football game for what felt like an eternity so I might as well. I was so hammered I don’t remember when I left, but I met a lot of alumni old men and one is an owner of a local bar.

This is also where I saw this kid who I think is actually in love with me from last year. There is photo evidence of him trying to kiss me on a bus. We will call him....Derek. So Derek shows up and is all silly and like whatever I play along with it. And I see some of my bestie boys and one boy I hate and one boy I have never seen and now I’m realizing I never got to ask who that boy was later in the night because I forgot about him until this very moment.

SOO yea. Saw some friends, had a convo with a girl I hate and S (oops forgot to mention that is who I went to the game with S). Remember S&B? Wait until I get to their part of the night. So me and S leave the game hammered and go back to our home and make some munchies and wait for the rest of our friends to get back from the bars, where they went instead of the football game. 

I honestly do not know when any of this was happening or how long it took.

PART THREE: The arrival

So now everyone who should be home is home. Like me go over my roommates that were there this weekend. (Fake names, of course)

Anika: the most unique person I have ever met. Cracks everyone up. Black out queen

Lydia: Very funny, but very polarizing. People hate her or love her, there really is no in between. I love her tbh. She is not afraid to be herself and say what she thinks. 

Carol: Very much the ringleader. Funny (as everyone I live with is) and loves to party.  

B: I am concerned about her drinking. Absolute different person when drunk. 

S: I don’t even know how to describe her. Above it all, but not in a bad way. BF

So Anika, Carol, and B arrive home and Lydia is also home. One of B’s friends is there as well. Also, Dana shows up to stay the night and come out with us as well (Dana is a friend of the house).

BLAHBLAHBLAH people are way too drunk again.

PART FOUR: The outfit

I honestly don’t feel like typing anymore. Basically S was like not in a going out fit and I was like oh dope then I’m changing into sweatshirts too and then we went somewhere to pregame. and then she did not even make it out because she got way to fucked up and I was the only one out in sweats. SO that's that.

So. anyway. way more stuff happened such as meeting someone (not Clyde, different boy but he has a GF so doesn't matter) that I’ve thought was so cool since freshman year. Dont feel like typing anymore.

I do think Dana and I got really close. 

Oh also, B did not make it out either. So I wasn't with the normal gang but it was still great.

I really just wanted to talk about Clyde so I can track if there is any further engagements.

[nostalgiaispeace]

2116.

You arrive in New York at 10 AM. What’s the first thing you do? eat You go by your locker & your bf/gf is cheating on you. What comes to mind? kill him

You have to take out the trash & clean your room. Your reaction? ug

How many siblings do you have? 1

Have you ever made fun of a homeless/ mentally challenged person? no

Make up a funny word with your first name in it. no?

Do you like campfires? yeah

What’s your favorite color to write with? Black.

Do you write poetry? sometimes

When’s your 20th birthday? [Day & Month is fine. Year if you want.] 2010

Do you spit in public? i have

Are you in high school/middle school/college? lol no

How many push ups can you do? Zero.

How would you react if your cat/dog died? i’d freak out

Are you trustworthy? yeah

Do you play video games often? no

Do you like life, love, funny or boy quotes the best? funny

Have you ever been cheated on? yes

Have you ever had fruit pizza? yes

Would you like to learn karate? sure

Do you think it would have been cool to live in the 80s? yeah

Do you think we’ll have robots in the future? yeah

Was the sun out today? yeah

Do you know what 143 stands for? no

Does it get up to 100 degrees where you live?

yeah

When you play video games, do you like the sound on or off? on

When’s the last time you saw fireworks? Fourth of July.

Do you like Dr. Pepper? Yeah.

Will you be seeing the new Transformer movie? lol no

What made this week, one to never forget? idk

Did you wear shorts today? yeah

Do you own a fur hat? yes

Do you still use the old time mail? sure

Have you ever played flag football? Yeah.

What color is your laptop? It’s silver.

Do you like Paris Hilton? sure

Did you smile at all today? yeah

Do you have an Xbox? yeah

When you were little did you have a magic 8 ball? Yeah.

Have you ever ate grass or birdseed? ew no

Do you and your friends have secret codes? no

Have you ever seen the Lincoln Memorial? yes

What’s your profile picture on Facebook of? Me

Do you own a yo-yo? No.

What celebrity is your fashion icon? none

Do you hope you live to be the age 70 or older? idk

Did you go to preschool? no

Do you usually wear your hair up when it’s hot out? if i can get it up

Where were you when 9/11 happened? school

Which would you rather play: guitar or drums? Guitar.

Have you ever gotten detention? yeah

When you were little, did you used to watch Franklin? yes

What’s the most exciting thing that’s happened during your lifetime? i’m not sure. alot of exciting things have happened

How high can you count in a foreign language? idk

What’s the best thing to do on a hot day? stay inside

Would you like to go to Rome? Sure.

Do you use Febreeze? yeah

Have you ever been to a rainforest? No.

How many days of school are left for you? -

How do you usually get tan? reading outside

Snickers or Twix? snickers

Have you ever tried to sleep on an airplane? yeah

When you were little, did you like Dr. Suess books? yes

Are you more afraid of snakes or death? death

Would you like to go to Australia? Sure.

Do you like Drake? sure

What color are your headphones? white

Do you live in the past? yeah

When it’s spring, do you plant flowers? no

Have you ever laughed for 10 minutes? i’m sure it’s happened

Do you help your friends every time they need help? depends

Ever seen a Koala Bear up close? No.

Would you rather be blind or deaf? neither

Once your done, are you done for good? depends

Does it annoy you when girls wear a lot of make up? no

Do you live by a river? No.

Do you like being outside when it’s storming? no

Ever thought about becoming a cop? no

Have you ever tried sushi? ew no

When you were little, did you use to roll down hills? yes

Do you like store bought cakes or homemade ones better? either is fine

Do you think your a good kisser? naw lol

Do you like long or short sleeves better? depends on my mood

Do you like the name Jacob for a boy? Sure.

Could you live without electricity? no

Have you ever ate/drank something that was blue? yes

When is your last day of summer this year? idk

Would you rather hang out with people who are loud or quiet? Quiet.

Have you ever had a pet turtle? yes

Do you want an iPad? i have one

Are you double jointed? no

Have you ever done karaoke? yeah

What’s your middle name? nicole

Do you wish on stars? No.

Do you recycle? no

Do you believe in love at first sight? yes

What’s something you’ll do when your older, but not now? idk Are you currently drinking anything? no

What color is your shirt? Black.

Have you ever played laser tag? yes

Does your best friend live within 5 minutes from you? no

If you got dared to dye your hair purple, would you? sure

How many contacts do you have in your cell phone? idk

Do you own earmuffs? no

Nothing worse than being sunburnt, don’t you agree? ugh yes

[moonchildguk]

Hello there!! I’m in the mood to start some new 1x1′s and it would be a shame if I let it go to waste so here I am hitting the tags!! You can find a list of the plots I’d like to do under the read more (some of them are written as m/f but don’t pay attention to that, we can use them for m/m or f/f) and here are my favorite faceclaims in case you want to see them!! I have a few ships that I’m dying to rp, but tbh I’m always open to any pairings we can come up with! Like this post or send me an ask/message if you’re interested and I’ll get back to you asap!!

⌜ wanted plots ⌟

muse a is from a picture perfect family, muse b is from the ‘wrong sort’ of family. they’re childhood friends who fall in love, even though the world around them seems to be falling apart. 

muse a is desperately in love with muse b but has kept it hidden for years so muse b is completely clueless and talks about their relationships and crushes in front of muse a because muse b just thinks they’re that kind of really great friends so one day they go to a party and get drunk together which leads to muse a getting drunker than they’ve ever been before so muse b carries them home because the party is only a few blocks away and tugs them into bed BUT MUSE A DRUNKENLY TELLS MUSE B THEY’RE SO IN LOVE WITH THEM AND BAM this is where the plot begins so you can have muse b avoid muse a because they’re scared they might lose muse a or you can have muse b wake muse a up with breakfast in bed and a super sudden kiss depends on whether u want angst or FLUff cries im so emotional

two bros chilling in a hot tub, zero feet apart & making out ‘cause they’re gay!! Uh, basically bros in the streets, very passionate lovers in the sheets. Maybe it’s a secret, maybe it’s not. We can decide that later.

honestly,, i’m a huge bros to lovers plot enthusiast, give me that

*coughs* this one for example

CHILDHOOD BEST FRIENDS FALLING FOR EACH OTHER *SCREAMS*

(m/m would be amazing too!!) screw bad boys/good girls, gimme a plot about a typical all-american dude, who plays football and has a pretty girlfriend and is going to a good college because he’s such a good quarterback and drives around a Rover because it’s safe and doesn’t really like doing drugs and rarely ever drinks and then bam! here comes the bad girl, who wears black clothes and red lipstick and stroll around school like she owns it and has broken half of the school’s population’s hearts at least twice and for some reason he’s intrigued by her and she takes some kind of interest towards him and then when he realizes he’s in love with her and he switched his safe Range Rover for an old Mustang and is smoking in the parking lot with a bad girl on his lap and punching his judgey friends and being suspended and he’s loving every part of it, because he’s free and he has her.

popular wealthy bitch who owns the school and intimidates everybody but is secretly crushing on the soft boy with the puppy dog eyes who’s totally so unaware of it

“we’re both royalty & our parents are pushing us into marriage & even though we’re lowkey into each other we don’t wanna give them the satisfaction” au

muse a grew up in thousand oaks, a small town where everyone was loaded with money. muse b just recently moved there after their dad was promoted to a higher office job. they’re the ones that live in a house with only a one car garage, no pool, and two stories. muse b is on scholarship, something frowned upon in thousand oaks high. muse a is someone who doesn’t care about standards. they’re well respected and liked in the school, a popular kid, if you will. muse a is welcoming to muse b from the first day, something that’s a little overwhelming. but eventually, they start to hit it off. but when it all goes to muse b’s head and they start getting too big for their britches, what will come of the two?

(m/m or f/f works too!!) i rly want a plot where a girl becomes really close with a super famous band member and fans start to suspect that she’s a groupie but in reality, all she ever does w/ him behind closed doors is have incredibly deep, philosophical convos and eventually he starts to fall in love w/ her and he makes it really obvious and they’re always flirting over twitter and posting pictures with each other on instagram and all of his fans ship it tbh

this one please please please

we both recently broke up with our bf/gf on bad terms so we decided that we were gonna pretend that we’re dating to make them jealous, so we regularly get drunk together and make out at the parties they’re at too and one night we even end up fucking and we’re kinda starting to dig each other but then our exes are starting to come back to us and shit gets even more complicated.

an alex & sierra type of duo and even though they’re just best friends, they start “fake dating” for publicity to push their first album and headlining tour. and it’s all fun and games at first, they’re overly affectionate and mushy and are kind of making fun of the whole thing. until they kiss for the first time and start to realize maybe it’s not all fake.

[roserecaps]

Week Nine: The End of a “Love Story”

Rachel: “I have never felt like this about three guys at the same damn time.” 

They literally say this shit every season. There is a reason you haven’t felt like this about three people at the same time... It’s because this isn’t real life! 

Yay! Now we find out we get to watch this emotional train wreck with one who caused it all. “Rachel, come on out.” 

Rachel: “Like, IDK if Peter is ready to leave the bf/gf stage... and it’s been like 2 weeks. WTF is he waiting for?!”

Rachel’s fake eyelashes are about to bitch slap the shit out of this dude right now if he continues to “fight his feelings”. *Reaches for room key* - Peter doesn’t seem to be fighting not to go to the boom boom room... Don’t worry girl the fantasy suite cures all insecurities. 

Peter: “Waking up this morning some of my doubts are gone. She really ‘opened up’ and showed me how much she ‘cared’”

Boy got some! 

BRYAN

Bryan: “Which horse do you want?” Rachel: “The brown one, it matches me.”

OoOoO racial ice breakers, she finally told Bry Bry she’s black. 

Bryan felt like Rach wasn’t there during the start of his date, and you KNOW he is thinking about how Peter dropped that good D on her the night before. 

Bry guy breaks out his leather jacket for the night portion of the date, pulling out the old “Bad Boy” look to make up for the lack luster performance during the day... Well played. 

Damn! If quality of the suites indicate who Rachel likes more, Bryan just won. Peter just slayed in a mud hut and Bryan laid down pipe in a palace. 

ROSE CEREMONY

Do we NEED to go through this... Have a producer tell Eric to pack his shit and go. 

Formalities are formalities... Let’s make these guys sweat it out. 

Eric is out. Peter gets the stuffy, white boy handshake and Bryan gets dapped up like they true boys. 

Peter: “When she said someone who is ready for a proposal, she looked me dead in the eyes. Why am I not there?” - Cause every normal human wouldn’t be either. 

FINAL TWO

Bryan - coming right back flashing the leather, bro knows that shit worked and is sticking to his guns. 

A hot air balloon over vineyards... This place is really limited on activities huh? 

Bryan gives Rachel a really special gift, actually it is just a shitty spanish-english dictionary with a cheat sheet; esposa, amor, azul, bibioteca... You know all the favorites. 

Peter - feeling insecure about his standing with Rachel going into this final date didn’t get better when she decides to take you to a church to get a boring ass tour. 

Rachel sits Pete in front of a priest who preaches the importance of marriage, homegirl cannot be less subtle at this point, beating this dude in the head with this idea of getting married. 

Peter: “I can definitely see football games, baseball games, farmers markets and wine/painting nights.” - Wow Peter just summed up marriage in four events. 

This dude has no clue what he wants, and if he is already saying the words “multiple marriages” - you are not it... Eric watching at home like “BIIIIIITTTTCCCHHHHH”

Rachel: “OMG we are matching” - Yes both in grey, bringing out all the colors of love. 

Peter: “I am NOT READY TO MARRY YOU.”  Rachel: “I am so confused.” - girl do you need to take out Bryan’s spanish-english dictionary. It ain’t going to get much clearer. 

This argument is got America throwing shit at the TV. Peter is not earning a Bachelor spot while he is making enemies with every woman in the country. “I will make a sacrifice and propose to you if that’s what you want.” - Every girl’s dream. 

Peter can leave Rachel, but please say he is going back for that cheesecake! 

And then there was one. 

“In the most anti-climatic finale in bachelorette history” (Chris Harrison voice)

This audio guy must be shitting a brick with the amount of wind that is crushing his sound quality. 

Bryan: “I am totally in love with you and I hope you feel the same.”  Rachel: “Funny thing is... I actually don’t have any more dudes. So looks like you’re my forever.” 

Game over. Bryan wins (by default). 

[zolganif]

Do you consider yourself a positive person?　 Most of the time 

Have you ever lied about the number of sexual partners you’ve had?　 Nope. 

On a first date do you pay or do they?　 Depends 

Could you date someone who does drugs?　 The only one I could probably tolerate is weed. 

Do you enjoy watching sports?　 Some of them

Do you offend people?　 I try not to 

Have you ever been to a sex shop?　 Yeah lol 

Have you ever had a threesome?　 Nope.

Are you kinky?　 Very 

Would you do a striptease for your partner?　 I would try my best 

Faking orgasms is wrong?　 Whatever. 

Do you enjoy dancing?　 Sometimes 

Does spending the weekend at home annoy you?　 No 

Is it wrong to watch porn if you’re in a relationship?　 I don't think so. 

Would you tie up a partner if they asked you to do so?　

Oh yes :)

Do others find you sexy?　 I’m sure they do. 

Have you ever met someone in person you met online?　 Yes 

Would you date someone twice your age?　 Only by 5 years. 

Should a child caught masturbating be punished?　 No 

Have you ever moved?　 A few times 

Name somebody you’re not speaking to?　 Exes, except Andrew. 

Do you have a pool in your back yard?　 Used to. 

Do you think that you will go blind one day? I hope not :(

How much did your 7th grade yearbook cost? I didn’t get one lol 

Do you own an american flag?　 No 

What are you wearing?　 Pajamas and a shirt 

Where do you want to live when you’re older? In a forest 

Has anybody said that they want to be with you for the rest of their life? Yep

Are you sitting or standing?　 Sitting 

Have you ever lived in an apartment?　 Yeah

How many US states have you been to? A few 

Have you ever loved someone? Yes.

If you could be with someone right now, who would it be? I’m fine 

Are you missing someone? No 

Have you ever received a message that made you cry? Yeah.

Are you a generous person?　 Yes

Would you enjoy a night of playing video games?　 Yes 

Have you traveled internationally?　 Yes 

Would you watch a porno with your partner?　 Porn doesn’t even do it for me anymore :P lol 

Would you date someone half your age?　 Didn’t I just say only 5 years older? 

Do you like soccer?　 No 

How often do you go dancing/clubbing?　 Not often 

Does sex/talking about sex make you nervous?　 Nope.

Do you have a career plan?　 Somewhat.

Do you enjoy getting drunk?　 Sometimes 

Would you date someone just for the sex?　 No 

Have you ever shot a gun?　 Nope.

Are you a passionate person?　 Yeah

Describe your neighborhood. It's okay

Did you wake up in someone’s arms this morning? No

What was the last thing you spilled on yourself? No idea 

Who is your 2nd text message from? What colour hair does that person have? *shrugs*

Has anyone ever told you that they needed you? Do you think they meant it? Yeah

How did you feel when you woke up today? What was the first thing you thought about? I felt okay.

Do you still tell your parents that you love them? Yeah

Do you like The Hunger Games? The movies I seen were alright. 

Will you have sexual intercourse within the next two weeks? Probably not, but we’ll see 

Are you the youngest person living in your house? Yes 

Would you ever dye your hair brown?　 My natural hair color is brown.

Did you reject or accept your last friend request?　 Accept 

Do you like when people play with your hair? I love it 

What are your plans for your next birthday? I have no plans for it right now 

What’s the last conversation you had out loud? Something about wrestling with my mom 

The last person who called you baby, do they mean anything to you? I can’t remember who that was 

Where did you get the shirt you’re wearing?　 Got it last Christmas 

Do you look better pale or tan? I’m neither 

Does it matter to you if your bf/gf smokes cigs? I prefer if they wouldn’t 

Someone tells you you’re beautiful, what do you say? I would say thank you

What was the last thing you ate? Shrimp egg rolls 

When you’re alone in your own home, do you walk around naked? No 

Could you be in a long-distance relationship? If you’re in one, what makes yours work? Was in one before. 

What is the nicest compliment you’ve ever been given? Some about my writing :)

Often, people will ask how your last relationship ended. I want to know how it began. He message me on meetme and we decided to meet 

Are you hard-headed? I can be at times 

Where is "home" for you? In my own fantasy world 

Do you want to be perfect? No 

Have you ever read the "missed connections" on Craigslist? Have you ever posted one, or wanted to? No 

Have you ever spent a night in the hospital? Yeah, when I was younger 

If your partner wanted to wait until marriage before having sex, would you stay in that relationship? Sure.

Would you call yourself/your family "middle class?" I don’t know 

Have you ever bought a product from an infomercial? No 

Has anyone called you perfect before?　 Yeah

Where is the biggest scar on your body?　 I don’t have any

Have you ever had to call the cops on someone? Yeah.

What was the last compliment you recieved?　 I don't remember.

What do you receive the most compliments on?　 My looks, my writing 

Would you say that people consider you a major flirt? Not really 

Who’s the last person you talked to about sex?　 No idea 

Do you have reason to cry right now? No 

When was the last time you had eggnog? Christmas 

Do you know the full name of the last person who texted you? I can’t remember who that was 

Do you think you would lose some friends if you gained 100 pounds? No 

When was the last time you logged into your email? I’m always logged into it. On my phone at least 

Do you have any medication you have to take every day?

No 

What’s bothering you right now? Nothing

Where is your family? At home

What if this is as good as it gets? No!

Did you ever build furniture forts as a child?　 No 

Have you ever considered dropping acid?　 Nope.

Have you ever had a seizure? No 

When was the last time you were in a hospital?　 I don’t know 

What was the last piece of candy you ate? Reese peanut butter cups 

Do you use any medicines daily? No 

What color are your eyes? Dark brown 

Have you ever been punched in the face before?　 Nope.

When was the last time you changed clothes in front of someone? *shrugs*

Do you like voicemails? Not really 

Dark hair or light hair in the opposite sex? Doesn’t matter to me 

Have you/would you ever consider teaching as a career? No thank you

Do you ever leave the house without make up on? Yeah

Have you ever dated a football player? No 

Are you afraid to grow up? I’m afraid of what comes with growing up 

Do you like cuddling? I love it 

What was the last text message you got? *shrugs*

How old is the last male you talked to, outside of family? I don’t even know his age anymore 

Is there anything upsetting/worrying you? No