#love his fuckass haircut

[grimilix]

not this guy again (feat. thade but not dead)

[gravedigg]

I'm so down bad with this game right now. Here's some DAI doodles cause I'm unreasonably bonded to my party members <3

[canonically-a-genloser]

Take an Alastor close up bc yeah I hate this mf sm /j /silly

THE GUY EVER !!!

[phonification]

arrrghgghhhhhh i hate my physics teacher so much I LOVE ASTRONOMY!!!!! ITS SO FACINATING TO ME!!! I ABSOLUTELY ADORE LEARNING ABOUT IT!!!!! BUT ITS NOT WHEN YOU GIVE US A SINGLE DAY TO STUDY 1O TOPICS FOR OUR FINAL TEST!!!!!!

[sugoi-writes]

PLS I NEED SOMETHING WITH ALASTOR AND TEASING HIM FOR THAT HAIRCUT HE HAS PLEASE PLEASE

🍹Drunk Danny Asks🍹

(I will probably turn this into something more serious, teehee) This may not be serious and a little ooc, lmaooOO

❤️❤️❤️

Alastor was staring down at you with blackened eyes as you scratched at his undercut, the bristles of his short hair feeling nice under your nails. You sigh, twirling a finger around a strand of longer hair that dangled by his cheek. Alastor had allowed you to touch him, but had not expected you to mess with his hair.

You practically giggle, cocking an eyebrow upwards," I gotta ask... the hair. Did you pick this? Did Rosie cut it for you? Did you cut it yourself?" You quipped, Alastor's hand snatching your wrists and holding them hostage.

"I think you know that most every sinner here is cursed with an appearance they may not enjoy... mine included." You blink up at him, a little deflated.

"Soooo... it wasn't by choice? Kitchen scissors and a bowl weren't involved?" You cackled as Alastor palmed your face like a basketball, trying to push you and your grabby hands away.

"Darling, while I tolerate and sometimes adore you, you are testing my ever-loving patience today."

You grinned under his hand, licking a wet stripe across his palm. Alastor instantly recoiled, wiping his hand on his coat. The shit eating grin on your face made his strain, his right eye twitching.

"You are vile," Alastor hisses, squinting at you as several pitch tentacles manifest behind him.

You stick your tongue out at him, pointing at him in an animated way. He realized you were imitating finger guns, your shitty grin never wavering," And you have a fuckass bob!"

Alastor relished the way you squealed as you ran away, tailing closely behind you as you bolted for the hotel elevator.

[cometblaster2070]

don't get me wrong, i absolutely love hunter, i think he's a great character and he's really nice and sweet and a great boyfriend too.

i love him and ashlynn together (especially in the books) and i also love the way they show him questioning his destiny with how he hates hunting animals and goes vegan after attending eah, how he sabotages his father's traps and hangs birdhouses in the forest instead.

you get the point, he's great; we all like him.

but i just CAN'T with that horrible fucking haircut.

like what the fuck is this????

WHO was in charge of designing his character i just wanna talk because what in the good god is THAT he is literally bald from the side it is not working for him.

i don't have any idea what they were going for but i want to know how bad you fuck up to end up with this as the final design.

ashlynn's a better person than i am; he's wonderful but i would never date him with that fuckass haircut.

she needs to tell him to grow it out or SOMETHING

[crazylittlejester]

What are your hair headcanons for the chain? I personally think Wild, Wars and Legend have the longest hair but thats just because I think Legend's hat is full of hair he just pretends isnt there so he doesnt havd to brush it(warriors is going to kill him when he realizes)

Oooooh nice!!

I think Wild’s is definitely the longest, no contest. And I don’t think it’s THICK, it’s just dense. Like, the individual strands are rather fine, and his hair is soft and silky but he’s got a LOT of it. It’s definitely waist length, and has a slight natural wave to it, and he’s a natural dirty blonde. He’s experimented with temporary dyes because he got bored though. Also he does a lot with his hair and he takes really good care of it! It’s not HIS fault he wiped out and fell in a bush and got a bunch of sticks in it 😔

Second longest for me is Time, whose hair to me goes about two inches past his collar bone. He’s a warmer toned blond, and the color is completely natural, he doesn’t do much to his hair. I hc he has bad sensory issues and his hair can sometimes really bother his neck, but if he cut it short he’d never make it through growing it out again so when it bothers him he ties it up off his neck. Any hairstyles he does don’t have a WHOLE lot of thought put into them, but Malon and Wars have done pretty things with his hair before and he enjoyed it. He just can’t do that for himself. I also hc his hair is very thick and naturally wavy and Wars is constantly one toe over the line crossing into GENUINE jealously because Time does NOTHING and his hair just looks incredible and it hurts Wars to know that if he out just a Little effort into it it would look even better

Legend’s is about the same length as Time’s but most of it is always tied up and/or shoved into his hat. He’s naturally strawberry blond, and his hair is thick but pretty straight. It would hold a curl if he did curl it though, and he’s (of course) dyed it a few times in his life

We all know Four’s fuckass /pos bob. What an absolute legend I love his haircut. I hc his hair is very thin and fine, but it has that really pretty silky quality to it? It’s the type of stick straight hair that won’t curl even if you spray it to death and say a prayer. Its a cooler toned blond and it’s a lighter color than any of the other naturally blond Links

Hyrule to me has very dark 3c hair and if he pulls on it to straighten it out then he for sure beats Time for second place, but where his hair actually like falls to is right at his shoulders. Like it just rests at his shoulders. He had to learn to take care of it before he let it get that long because it was just kinda hard for a 10 yo kid to care for when he was so on his own, but he’s got the hang of it now and he’s really happy with how it looks. He doesn’t often do too much with it in terms of styling but sometimes he’ll braid it because it is kinda annoying to have to pick sticks out of it when he and Wild take a tumble and both walk back to camp FULL of sticks and then Warriors has to help the both of them

Sky’s hair to me has natural loose curls and is a fairly dark, slightly red toned brown. It’s very thick and just brushes his shoulders. It’s long enough that he can tie it back if he wants to, but he usually doesn’t because its so thick his arms will get sore from spending so much time trying to tie it back in a way that doesn’t look absolutely atrocious because theres just so MUCH of it and its hard to handle

Warriors’s is similar to Sky’s in length, and it’s naturally very thick, dark and curly, but he straightens and bleaches it to death. His roots are a very dark brown, but he does his best to cover that up. He also tries very hard to keep his hair as nice as possible and do what he can to prevent further damage. It’s curlier than Sky’s is naturally, but when it starts to curl up again it because of humidity or because he didn’t straighten it very successfully it looks a bit similar

Wind is a different styling technique away from a bowl cut. His hair is curly as fuck, not QUITE as curly as Hyrule’s is but definitely close, and his hair is naturally brown but has been highlighted and appears very blond. His roots are clearly brown, but not as dark as Warriors’s. His hair is very thick and hard to manage and Wars taught him how to care for it properly so after the journey when he’s more confident in how it looks, he lets it grow out past his shoulders. I hc Wars helped him LOVE his hair

Twilight is out here fighting demons but the demons are him. His hair is thick as hell AND dense as fuck, and it’s a bit wavy. It doesn’t listen to him, ever. He can’t so much as PART it differently because it’s gonna do what it’s gonna do. His hair was naturally a reddish brown, not a super dark color but definitely brown, but since the transformation he has a constantly dark roots no matter HOW much his hair seems to grow out, and his hair still has a red tone to it but he thinks it looks darker. It also takes him forever to wash his scalp because his hair refuses to let the water in anywhere and he gets a bit annoyed. Length wise you CAN see the back of his neck a bit, and it was definitely cut like, around his head in the sense that it’s not just layered with the intention of it hanging down long. the hair coming from the top of his head which is the longest part of his haircut are like 6 inches long MAX

[lelelego]

I'm Asian and trans, and almost have Eli's exact haircut. I think it's like a curse that most of us Asian trans guys have that haircut 💀 (and every Asian gets a bowl cut or fuckass bob at least once in their life)

VERY funny. the Sasuke Part (as i like to call it) is a staple of the Asian Trans Experience <3

and of course yes. eli has had a fuckass bob. you know his ass loved it when he was younger but if he saw a photo of himself from back then he would burn it at all costs

[saturnniidae]

More rotbtd modern au info

(Some of this was in the other post but it's more organized here. Hopefully)

After The Incident, Hiccup, Stoick and Astrid move from Berk (tiny, mostly unheard of, self-governing island somewhere in the Norwegian sea) to Burgess Pennsylvania. Supposedly for Stoick's work, but they all know it's to get away from Berk after what happened, a fresh start. Stoick's rarely home (and a bit emotional negligent) but Hiccup's self sufficient and has been since he was old enough to use a stove, plus Astrid's there (to attempt) to keep him out of trouble.

Hiccup and Astrid are trans. This is part of why Astrid is staying with them 'temporarily' (she needed to get away from her parents so she could breathe)

Astrid comes from a famliy of athletes with rather high expectations.

Hiccup and Astrid grew closer essentially bonding over being 'town outcasts' after she came out (the other teens didn't really care and were respectful, most of the adults had s noticeable change in behavior; lots of dramatic sighing and disappointment over 'what a promising young man' Astrid was). Astrid occasionally talking about gender (especially since she's very blunt and rarely afraid to say what's on her mind) is what triggered Hiccups realization

How it went: Hiccup, who's been crushing on Astrid for a while *finds out Astrids a girl*: oh shit! Am I lesbian?? *Hiccup a while later, looking like a drowned rat with a fuckass uneven haircut*: No. No I am not.. (Astrid's so awesome for being his bi AND trans awakening)

Stoick was unsure at first (Hiccups done a lot of weird random things, he couldn't tell if this was serious or not) but after a talk from Gobber he was supportive and mostly just happy Hiccup was making friends (Hiccup was on neutral ground with most of the kids but was still mostly excluded though he talked to Fishlegs occasionally + Ruff & Tuff would follow him around for front row seats to any disaster he caused and since Snotlouts his cousin, spending time together is inevitable) and Astrid began spending more and more time over at their house.

Toothless is a scrappy tripod cat of unknown origin that Hiccup accidentally hits with his bike a bit after moving to Burgess (this happened because he was fed up with having even worse balance than before due to the. Yknow. Lack of slightly less than half his left leg. And Astrid – off handedly during a 'don't do dumb, dangerous things' rant – advised against doing stuff like biking which gave him the amazing idea: 'bike ridings a good way to work on balance'). After watching it speed limping away to some alleyway, Hiccup resolves to gain the cats trust so he can help it and make up for what he did.

The rest is under the cut because this is a monster of a post

Hiccup slowly realizes this cat is way more intelligent than it should be, in an almost unnatural way. He doesn't care, he's just pleased its begun allowing him to pet it and even started to follow him around (even if it's mostly for treats. Progress is progress)

As much as Hiccup loves Astrid he thinks she worries about him too much; she always has, but it's worse now more than ever and he finds it almost overbearing

After The Incident Stoick's a mix of avoident when it comes to the word disabled or amputee, as if in some kind of odd denial, while also being simultaneously overprotective and distant somehow. Hiccup is not pleased with this

Valka is absent but she and Stoick aren't divorced. She works as a paleontologist and when she's not traveling shes in the lab. Their relationships quite strained. She calls monthly to check in but it's usually Hiccup who answers (he eagerly talks with her about her work, but still feels a bit like he's talking more to an acquaintance than to his mother)

A large factor in how Stoick treats Hiccup after his amputation is due to the fact he was there (or at least for the aftermath) when the initial injury happened and saw how much general destruction there was, and was absolutely horrified. Hiccup's banned from inventing for the foreseeable future. ("YOU THREW OUT MY SOLDERING IRON?!" "No. It... got lost in the move." <- being bad at lying runs in the famliy)

Hiccup gets to the point where the cat willingly follows him inside through an open bedroom window and even sleeps on his bed. During this Hiccup realizes the cats missing some teeth, hence the name. He also slowly makes the realization he can communicate with Toothless on an unnatural level. This also doesn't bother him (though he logs his discoveries in a journal), he's elated to have made a new friend (especially since things with Astrid are currently rather tense)

Now onto the Rotbtd parts

the Dunbrochs already live in Burgess. Merida is Hiccups cousin he's met only a few times before when he was little, they barely remember each other. So much so that Merida doesn't even realize Hiccup's trans since his names the same she's just like 'yeah, that's my cousin, the tiny one with the goofy name'

Merida and Astrid meet and hit it off but their dynamics kinda funny. Astrid has somewhat of a crush on Merida and thinks she's amazing (archery and fencing + various other sports + she's never afraid to say what's on her mind + she's funny and cute and has pretty hair etc) and is trying to be nonchalant about it, Merida also thinks Astrids super cool if a bit withdrawn and feels she'd be a lot happier if she loosened up (she would be) and also if she stopped worrying about Hiccup so much.

Rapunzel is a weird sheltered (fucked up) homeschool kid Merida met on accident a few weeks prior to the Haddocks (+ Astrid) moving in, and is determined to give core childhood experiences to

Jack is kind of a loser. All his friends are the kids at the daycare he works at, and his best friend is his 11 year old sister (he doesnt get along well with most teens bc they think hes too enthusiastic or childish <- just neurodivergent), though he kind of knows Merida from speaking to her when she's sent to pick her brothers up.

He doesn't actually become friends with her until he sees Merida trying to get Rapunzel to use some lended rollerskates at the park. He was curious as to what they were doing and offered some tips (he skateboards but his sister's more interested in rollerskates so he knows some stuff) then they got distracted and started talking about random things until the subject of Merida's self imposed 'mission' came up and Jack offered to help.

Jack meets Hiccup by accidentally hitting him while skateboarding (Hiccup's first thought is 'well I suppose this is what I get after hitting a cat with my bike") and freaks out because he thinks he broke Hiccups leg or something since the prosthesis got forced into an unnatural angle on their landing. Hiccup thinks his panic is funny at first until he realizes how genuinely freaked out Jack is and tells him he's actually fine. Introductions are made and Jack offers to show Hiccup around since he's new, he only accepts because Merida keeps saying he needs more friends.

Hiccup and Jack start spending more time together after learning they have similar interests (Jack doesn't believe Hiccup's claim he's the best snowboarder on Berk until Astrid backs him up, Jack's kind of scared of Astrid but thinks she's cool), tastes in bands and comics along with their general (sometimes considered odd by others) curiosity with the world. Also Jack is enamored with Hiccup's inventions (Stoick thought he could stop him but underestimated Hiccup's resourcefulness. Recycled tech stores, thrift shops, and hardware stores are what his allowance goes towards.)

Later Merida decides to introduce Rapunzel to Hiccup, they're both kind of awkward until she brings up Rapunzel's art and how she likes birdwatching (from her window and yard since she's technically not supposed to leave, but they don't need to know that) and Hiccup's immediately interested

Hiccup likes charcoal and mostly sketches animals and plants to log them, but Rapunzel gets him into painting and portraits. And she, like Jack, is also incredibly interested in his inventions and other crafts (he sews and also took up woodworking a few months ago before they left Berk)

Merida decides to make a group chat for all her new friends that seem to be social recluses (not out of choice), but is startled when Hiccup mentions he and Astrid share a phone. It's technically his but he barely uses it + the last one got crushed in his bike on accident (and the one before that got dropped in the ocean. on accident) so he's not really meant to use it unless he needs to. Astrid uses it fairly often to text Ruffnut and Heather. Hiccups not very interested in it because he's fine with his laptop and mp3 player (Valka gave it to him last she saw him on his 14th birthday, hes 16 now).

The woods of Burgess are said to be haunted (something Jack swears is true. He says something breathed on the back of his neck while he was climbing a tree once) which endlessly fascinates Hiccup (he's always had a fascination with magic and the supernatural) so he often wanders around but since he's not allowed out at night he doesn't find anything. Yet

He also discovers some supposedly haunted closed down buildings on the edge of town he wants to explore. The others for the most part have no idea why he's so interested but Jack's immediate reaction is to say yes since he's curious as well then the others follow

Hiccup also has a tendency to forget he can't just wander wherever he wants like back on Berk. (On Berk he and the other teens could go pretty much anywhere no one cared about 'tresspassing')

Hiccup can't really see the 'ghosts' but Toothless can so Hiccup's aware of their presence through him

Jack isn't a huge fan of Toothless and neither is Merida. They think he's too smart and that it's uncanny. Neither of them will say this to Hiccup's face. Though they've mentioned it to Rapunzel, who insists sometimes animals are 'just Like That' (ofc she'd say that. her chameleon is like a human soul stuck in a lizard body)

One of the first scenes I thought of that sparked this AU was the big four, sitting in a 7-Eleven parking lot, horrified, watching Jack mix a five hour energy into a can of monster because 'it'd be so funny'

And that's it for now! (I have some extra stuff on Berk but that's kinda like background details)

Tysm if you read all this!! If you have any questions or even suggestions/ideas PLEASE send me an ask

[royposting]

tell me about roy harpers fuckass soul patch

my man was going through it……. he had just lost his bestie and his other bestie is actively suicidal. and hes sleeping with several different people. and hes like how do i fix the remaining bestie i have?? i know, i will make a team where he doesnt care about anyone and thus noone he cares about will get hurt!!

i will conveniently leave out a simple reminder that he loves me, and cares about me, and how we are family who fundamentally care about and adore each other.

and bestie is like ok❤️ yay❤️ -> great success

my man is struggling……. have you never had a struggle haircut…….. or a struggle outfit……….. imagine if you made fun of like. donna in titans 99 for getting bangs bc of identity issues. EXACTLY

[lynxfrost13]

HELLO LYNX! 2, 22, 25 for star signalis!! (character ask)

HI STAR!!!! ⭐️

2. Favorite canon thing about this character?

I’m obsessed with their group hierarchy I think it’s really interesting and fun to think about, especially with the fun addition of them being freaks like that and developing physical punishments a lot of them time. It makes me wonder how the dynamics in a star cadre would affect the rest of a facility (bc we know they affect promotions, but what abt friendships, etc!)

22. If you're a fic reader, what's something you like in fics when it comes to ths character? Something you don't like?

I like when they get to show off both sides of their personality, that more laidback side with replikas but then watching them be so cold during interrogations and such… I eat that shit up it’s just such a great reminder of their purpose as units. They’re built to be the friendly chill cop if need be but they’re still very much not your friend!! Love it!

For what I don’t like hmm… I guess again a common pattern with me but I love that they can be goofier/more chill, I just don’t like it when that’s exaggerated! I’m sure I could find something more specific but I haven’t read enough star fics to see more 😭

25. What was your first impression of this character? How about now?

I will be honest!! At first they were probably one of my least favorite replikas design wise (it took some time but their fuckass haircuts grew on me <3333 ). Apart from aesthetics I guess I didn’t think too much of them? Not in a bad way but they were just guys that were there!! Now I love them though, they’re not not part of my holy trinity (I’m so sorry. I do have favorites and they’re Ariane, Elster, and Isita forgive me) but I think stars are so charming and fun to play with!! And once I met the one with her eule in the mines well. Yeah 😭💕

[multiseb21]

☕ would love to hear your personal opinion on the different eras of Seb haircuts because I feel like this is a divisive topic

Hi!!! You may or may not have sent me down a rabbit hole, and I may or may not have gotten distracted looking at pics of Seb for an hour lol

As far as Seb’s hair eras go, I think they can be classified as The Good, The Bad, The Ugly, and The Fuck Ass Headband™️.

The Good:

His BEST looks imo. I love when his hair is short but still a little fluffy on top. This is quintessential Seb to me. When I think of that little blonde bitch Sebastian Vettel, this is what I’m picturing.

Bleach blonde Seb may not be everyone’s cup of tea; however, he is wonderful to me. If there is one thing I love, it’s a bit, and Seb showing up to the paddock with bleach blonde hair while trying to claim that the sun lightened his hair is one of my favorite bits. Not to mention, his hair when the bleach blonde was growing out *CHEF’S KISS*

Seb’s sorta kinda highland cow hair is also great to me! Not my favorite overall, but it suits him!

I’m also throwing baby-fluffy-haired-wannabe-teenage-dirtbag Seb in this category too. It was a different time back then and it worked for him lol

The Bad:

Uhhhh…next

The Ugly:

just when you think you’ve hit rock bottom you want to fuck a balding blonde man

The Fuck Ass Headband:

What kind of weird emotional attachment did he have to that fuckass headband? Was he contractually obligated to wear it? Did Aston Martin have a fuckass headband sponsorship? Did the bees tell him to wear it?

[asciidot]

it looks more like it could pass as a jabot over an ascot (ive even drawn him in a jabot a few times because i hated the shirt so much at the start) but it definitely isnt given we've seen him from the side i am Not giving them that benefit of the doubt on that terrible terrible shirt design (it was designed to hurt me personally. Its true. Vivzie told me herself.) I MIGHT HONESTLY TRY DRAWING HIS FLAT FACE WITH A FEDORA :3 YOU CANT GO WORSE THAN THE UMPTEENTH TOP HAT especially if its. That. Top hat.

i fuckgin hate vox's stupid little top hat but ive gotten so used to it and he feels undressed without it but its so stupid its got a random chance of being completely flat it could be a round top hat on his flat head is it holding his antennas in place?? Is that uncomfortable??? Is it glued on??? Why does he have a hat. Does he even have antennas or are they a part of the hat. And will we ever know

[osseous-lesion]

I did a mild Alastor redesign!

I have him finger waves because that's 1) a better haircut than that fuckass bob he has and 2) makes sense for when he was a live! I also have him more deer-like features in his face (mostly nose) I modernized his coat's silhouette by making it a tailcoat, which it a bit better for when he died, but also it doesn't mess up the slenderman look he's kind of got going on. Also, I made his staff an hold standing microphone meant for radio shows in the 20s-ish. It's got a pentagram, but idk if I like that a ton. Also, I just cut out any white in his design while adding more yellow/gold elements because I personally like that more

Love the og design still, but I've been thinking about Cab Calloway and just feel like he's good inspo for Alastor lol

[serialadoptersbracket]

Round 3, Match 27: Bruno Bucciarati vs. Abigail Pent and Magnus Quinn

(Once again, shout-out to @ancientannoyance for the lovely art! Find it here!)

Submitted kids:

Bruno Bucciarati: Giorno Giovanna, Pannacotta Fugo, Narancia Ghirga, Guido Mista, Trish Una

Abigail Pent and Magnus Quinn: Jeannemary Chatur, Isaac Tettares, They also end up as parental figures for Harrowhark Nonagesimus and Gideon Nav

Propaganda under the cut!

Bruno Bucciarati:

1. “uhhhh he keeps (unofficially / headcanonly) adopting kids into the mafia, wrt one of his headcanonly adopted kids (trish) he literally spent multiple days puppeting his own corpse around because of how determined he was to save trish from her murdery biodad. he's great. best mom.”

2. “ -Man was just BUILT to be a loving mother

-He's picking kids up off the street, from jail, rescuing them from unjust prison charges, he even goes against the organisation he's devoted his life to in order to save the daughter of his boss that's trying to kill her

-He tells his kids to stay in school, not do drugs and takes them out to olive garden

-Has a mom haircut”

3. “HE'S THE BEST TEAM MOM!! EVERYONE ON HIS TEAM HE HAS TAKEN IN FROM DESPERATE SITUATIONS AND FED THEM SPAGHETTI!!! IT'S THE INVITATION TO THE FAMILY!! I just love Bruno so so so much, he cares so much about his team, he cares about getting them the things they need, he does his best to protect his team.”

Abigail Pent and Magnus Quinn:

“Okay so that may not look like many kids but the thing is that they arrive at this cursed ass house with their too adopted-ish kids, Isaac and Jeannemary. then Magnus meets Gideon, and is like the only person actually trying to talk to her and show her (it might not look like much mut it's the biggest anyone's ever done for Gideon). Sadly she and Gideon actually never gwt to talk because Gideon has a vow of silence. Anyways then they have a wedding anniversary (nice) which unfortunately ends with both of them being pushed down a fuckass long ladder and dying.

BUT they come back in the next book! AS GHOSTS INSIDE HARROW'S MIND and then they adopt her in there before dying again (also they solve a mystery and are good at it)

YEAH AND ABIGAIL CAN SUMMON GHOSTS

manifesting for them to come back again in the fourth book so they can adopt more kids and die again”

[spextkrr]

love him but this haircut. give me 5 minutes and some scissors and i could fix his fuckass bangs