#lotusrabbit

[lotusarchon]

Me and Nezha picrews

And me again

[admyral-dakka]

Ren: I recently got adopted by a rabbit yesterday.

Jaune: Guess that explains why you were missing for lunch then, well that's nice- wait what did you say?

Ren: I got adopted by a rabbit.

Jaune: Don't you mean you adopted a rabbit?

Ren: Nope.

Jaune then sees the second year Velvet walk up to the table.

Jaune: Hey Velvet, you need something?

She nodded happily.

Velvet: Yup, well more like someone.

With swift ease Jaune saw Ren get picked up and placed on the rabbit Faunus's shoulder as she turned back towards her table with a hop to her step. All while Ren gave a peace sign towards his team.

Ren: If I'm not back before tomorrow morning it may mean I'm unable to walk and have been drained dry.

Velvet: Hush now, I know you like it.

Ren: I leave everything in my will to you Jaune, and to delete my browser history.

As Jaune watched the two walk away he looked at Nora who also saw the whole thing go down.

Jaune: Aren't you upset?

Nora shrugged.

Nora: I would be but Ren seems happy, plus it also means I'm available for the market.

She then looks at Jaune with a smile and fluttering of her lashes, he didn't miss the small push of her chest either.

Nora: So you better watch out, Fearless Leader~

She then snorted a laugh, completely missing Jaune's blush and the daggers Pyrrha sent her way.

Jaune: Oum Protect me, and protect Ren as well.

[lotusarchon]

if i was a fictional character i'd probably be the nerd one that monologues internally too much so i wouldn't be popular in the fandom but somehow nezha would like me to such a degree that the minute he sees someone (wukong) also calling me his f/o he literally goes "erm actually 🤓☝️ you can't like that dude cause i found him first just die" and idk that's funny to me

[lotusarchon]

continuously imagining Nezha having a conversation (or, trying too) with me and blud just goes

"god you're so fucking stupid why do I like you"

"you don't like me?"

"no-"

"you don't like me!?"

"THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT 'SAGII NO- COME BACK!!"

[lotusarchon]

Tummy hurts so bad oochies ouchies help me aaah m-my tummy hurts help whajwjeirif

Anyways random asf thought but Nezha would feel so bad about my stomach cramps he'd go "oh how about I get rid of it for nine months" in an attempt to make me feel better

He gets an ass beating because how dare you suggest one of my biggest fears?? 😔 But I'll forgive him for it afterwards with a smoochies (sorry Nezha idk why you always get beat up compared to what MK or Wukong would do lmfao)

[lotusarchon]

I had a dream where I was feeling selfconscious about my tits so Nezha came in with the, "Hey, it's okay I love your love dumplings :3" and I beat the absolute shit out of him

Now I feel bad because Wukong called my tits love dumplings too and he didn't get beat up 😭😭

[lotusarchon]

casually dumping all my problems on nezha because we suffer together a-nee-wayz him being incapable of seeing anyone as friends + giving up on making friends because he gets to emotionally attached and in the end they don't give a fuck about him. kinda depressing, knowing he puts his nezha-ussy for them but they don't even feel the same nor give a fuck to care so bro says "fuck it imma die" *doesn't die just becomes more emo*

we are both traumatized and gay but we would bond over it 😔 nezha why can't you be real for me/srs do i have to kill myself to be happy damn