#lots of steamy kiss scenarios XD

[umnitsa]

More Marcus Moreno the Roleplay Emperor Headcanons

I don't know, it's a disease and I can't stop. I should be studying, but I'm here, consumed by these beautiful thoughts. It is a brainworm and I'm ever horny.

As the first excitement is gone and roleplay becomes an often revisited kink, Marcus displays the utmost act of nerd.

He starts creating backgrounds for the characters. (really XD)

It's sweet; the whole thing becomes a date. He makes sure you two could have the night, everything taken care of for those hours. It's his little treat, his escape. (He feels guilty sometimes, but he tells himself he deserves it.)

And one night, as you rest your head on his shoulder, he starts telling you a story. A steamy story. About a villain and a hero; the villain has the hero all tied up... Would you like that? Maybe he could be the hero this time, you would look good as a super villain too. (He enjoys being the one helpless sometimes... Not often, which makes it all the sweeter.)

Once you two decide on the story, he spends the days until your 'special date' pouncing on you, a quick, steamy, devouring kiss and a quick whisper in your ear. A 'what if', a tidbit of information about the characters, reasons, why they feel so impossible attracted to each other.

And he wants you to give your ideas, to fit the scenario to your tastes.

Sometimes you two sit to 'plot', to decide if you would wear special costumes and clothes, if you would surprise each other this time. He giggles a lot during these conversations.

But the plot gets him horny.

He confesses quietly one day that it feels liberating to 'be' someone else for a moment.

It's beautiful how all of this is very private, and you consider the man he shows to the world and this creatively horny gremlin you get to see.

The plot gets him really really horny.

So when the night arrives, you two have a plan. And a background, and clothes, and a reason for the characters to be there.

There's this narrative tension between you two. Marcus is a tease.

He stays in character, but you can see his eyes glinting. You can see Marcus behind the character.

It's always delicious. He is an attentive lover and giving you pleasure makes him feel truly powerful good.

He will consider every scenario you bring to him, and he will make it work for both of you.

There is a lot of no and a lot of yes in the process. He likes the creative process too.

He did try to plot once during vanilla sex. Ok, more than once, but it's hot when he does it. It is filthy talk for him.

If you allow it to be a frequent thing, the won't initiate the process for full background scenarios as much, but he will enjoy them so much when you suggest them (he likes the creative process too!).

He's just earnest and sweet about the whole thing. He just loves you through all these characters, all your incarnations.

[ridiasfangirlings]

Andy noticed there is a kiss mark in Fushimi's neck, he asked Fushimi about it, but he got knives thrown to him. Later, half of entire alphbet squad tried to speculate who gave that kiss mark to Fushimi san. Is it captain? Or Yatagarasu? Hidaka? Or Akiyama? But the answer is Fuse

This is why Fushimi wears high collars, to hide this sort of thing XD Imagine Fushimi is just working quietly at his computer, doing his paperwork properly and fixing everyone else's work too when Doumyouji walks over to finish his report. He's all proud of what he wrote, Fushimi scowls and says he told Doumyouji not to use crayons this time. Doumyouji's trying to defend his informative illustrations when he suddenly notices that there's a mark on Fushimi's neck. Fushimi's complaining about the report and Doumyouji leans in and is just like 'Wow, Fushimi-san, who'd you get a kiss mark from?' Fushimi freezes and the whole office like goes immediately silent, all eyes turning to him. Doumyouji's still standing there all innocent and starts to ask again, Fushimi pulls a knife out of his sleeve and immediately throws it right at Doumyouji's head. Doumyouji barely manages to duck in time, whimpering as he scrambles out of his way while Fushimi clicks his tongue and goes back to his work.

Naturally Fushimi is now the center of office gossip for the rest of the day. Everyone wants to know who it could have been that put the mark on Fushimi's neck, like who won the Fushimi romance lottery. Some members are certain it must have been Homra's Yatagarasu, everyone knows he and Fushimi once had a thing together and maybe they've made up, or maybe they got caught up in the heat of the moment (imagine this pre-ROK too and the Yata contingent are basically writing rumor fanfic about Yata and Fushimi fighting and then it turns into sexy enemy making out against the wall of an alley). Other members are certain it must be the Captain, everyone knows that Fushimi is Munakata's favorite and who knows what kind of favors Fushimi gets (cue rumor fanfic about Fushimi delivering reports and it turns into Munakata pinning him to the door and biting his neck). There's also the Hidaka contingent, thinking that maybe Hidaka finally won Fushimi over (rumor fanfic about Hidaka helping Fushimi with paperwork after hours and then the two of them having an awkward first kiss, Hidaka leaning down to nip at Fushimi's neck). Akiyama is another possibility, he seems to get along with Fushimi well (rumor fanfic about Akiyama tying Fushimi to the bed and biting his neck). It's the talk of the whole force and later on that evening Fuse walks into the office to deliver his paperwork, seeing only Fushimi there as he complains about all the rumors circulating today. Fushimi clicks his tongue and takes the paper, telling Fuse not to make such obvious marks next time.

[peanutpinet]

Nine Percent Scenarios My Brain Thought of based on the pictures My Brother Chose

Quick Note: so, since the first one did so well and I had several a lot of pictures saved on my Pinterest, I decided to let my brother chose which pic I should do a scenario of next XD Also, merry Christmas to those who are celebrating!! And sorry if some of these scenarios are well, not that good

Cai Xukun

CAN I FIRST SAY, WOW!! ONE OF THE FEW PICS I HAVE THAT IS ACTUALLY BRIGHT LOL, OKEY, ONTO THE SCENARIO

So, for this pic of Kun, I imagine that Kun had finally gotten a day off and booked a whole day just with you. Because he didn’t want to get disturb by the press (even though he loves his iKun), he invited you out for a morning sail. He even went as far as planned the whole day himself because he knew how much you would love it and how you were the one that normally do the planning whenever he got a chance to spend the day with you. Kun texted you the location and allowed you to wear any kind of clothing you’d like; even though he went the extra mile to wear a suit (BUT HEY, IT’S A SPECIAL DAY AND WHO’S JUDGING).

“No, don’t worry (Y/N). I didn’t wait that long. You look lovely, as always (proceeds to kiss the side of your temple)”

“Hope you’re fully rested, I have planned the whole day for us *wink wink*”

Chen Linong

OMO SOFT NONGNONG HAS RETURNED!! LOOK HOW SOFT HE IS!! UWU, I THINK IMMA HEAD TO DREAMLAND. EHEM, SCENARIO!!

So, for Nongnong, similarly to Kun, Nongnong finally gotten a day off to spend with you. So, Nongnong texted you, telling you to choose whatever it is you wanted to do which ofc, you were most excited for. You knew Nongnong for his sweet caring side and he would pay attention to every small details. So, to say you were shock when you found Nongnong waiting outside of your place the day of his day off was an understatement. But Nongnong was also shocked as you were because you looked absolutely stunning that Nongnong was just blankly staring at you; even when you were walking up to him.

“I didn’t expect you to come this early”

“Well, I didn’t expect for you to dress up. Not that I’m complaining or anything. You look absolutely stunning”

“Says the person who is wearing a suit today *giggles*”

“Huh? Oh? HAHAHA. C’mon? Ready to go?”

“Of course!!”

*insert Nongnong taking his elbow out for you to grab* 

*also insert this author dying*

Fan Chengcheng

First and foremost, not gonna lie, this was one of the difficult ones to think about but I did think of one so here it goes!!

Alright, so for Chengcheng’s one, it may be a bit angsty (which I have never done, so forgive me if it sucks) BUT DO NOT FRET!! I THOUGHT OF A LIL FLUFF AT THE END!! So, I imagine that you and Chengcheng were best of friends. You were friends since junior high up till high school (right before he had to go for idol producer). Even though he seemed quite distant due to the rise of popularity, you were one of the only friends he still kept in contact with. His reasoning is because you weren’t like the other girls in the school who tried to get his attention to either date him or maybe even use his (okie, his sister)’s fame.

He may be a busy man nowadays but you guys still managed to talk; even till this day. Little did you know that there was another reasoning to why he still kept in contact with you, that he would spend just a little time to reply to you even if it is just a simple, “how are you?” or “how have you been doing?”. Because Chengcheng actually had a little crush on you right before he had to leave to compete for idol producer. Unfortunately,when he found out you had been going out with this guy you met at your campus, his hope of you having a crush on him was literally crushed.

To say Chengcheng was disappointed was not really true. Sure, he was broken but he partially blamed it on himself for not being brave enough to tell you how much he cared for you. Because of this, his actions even changed. He would rarely be seen in his happy state and would rarely make jokes. Even mama Ting was concerned for his well-being because he has been a mess ever since he found out. He even talked with you a whole lot less than he used to. Not wanting to reply you for a few days has been a new habit of his.

It wasn’t until one-day that mama Ting told him that he needed to go out and pick some groceries since his fridge was practically empty and he has been instant noodles (too often) for the past 3 months. Despite being lazy (especially, no thanks to the rain), Chengcheng finally pulled in the little will-power he had left and went to get the groceries mama Ting asked for. However, what he didn’t expect was on his way back home, he saw a familiar figure with a hoodie, walking right past him in the rain. Thankfully, he managed to caught a glimpse of the face and he was shock to see it was you.

The cheerful girl he knew back in high school, the one to always nag about his health (aside from his mom and mama Ting) was now walking in the cold rain with just a hoodie to shield herself. Chengcheng had no idea what had gotten to him that he decided to pull you under his very own umbrella.

All the sadness and frustration was washed away and was switched with worry. He asked you what’s wrong yet you didn’t dare to tell him and just let him know that you were fine. MISTAKE! Chengcheng finally stood up for himself and managed to bring you back to his place where mama Ting was waiting for.

After arriving back at his place, mama Ting was nearly going to scold Chengcheng for being so long until he saw you, dripping wet from top to bottom. So, mama Ting just let out a huge sigh and immediately “forcefully” (gently) pushed you to the bathroom, telling you to take a hot steamy shower as he was preparing dinner.

Once you were finally done with your shower and changed your clothes with some of Chengcheng’s clothes (aka big hoodie!!), you came out to both Chengcheng and mama Ting in the kitchen, slightly bickering. Noticing you were finally out, Chengcheng nudged you to come and sit by the countertop as mama Ting poured three bowls of soup with rice.

Though you were not ready to tell anything to Chengcheng, you were more than grateful that he brought you to his home and to Zhengting for cooking. Also for both boys not to pressure you to say anything. Once dinner was over, Zhengting excused himself to head back and told you that you should stay at Chengcheng’s place for a bit and if you wanted to go home, Chengcheng should take you home.

After Zhengting left, Chengcheng let you relax in the living room as he was going to shower. Whilst Chengcheng was showering, you looked around his apartment. Amazed how much he has changed from when you both were still in school. Though, he still made some mess just like back then. However, one little portrait caught your eye. It was an old photo of both you and Chengcheng when you both performed for your school’s talent show and won.

Suddenly, Chengcheng was out of the shower and changed into his pyjamas. He mentioned that that picture was one of the few pictures from his school day that he still kept. He mentioned that it was a precious day and meaningful to him. He then mentioned how he was extremely grateful to have you as his friend even till this day. Chengcheng then suddenly apologised for being a bit MIA the past weeks. He said that something came up and he had been quite busy.

Hearing what Chengcheng said about you made you decide to tell Chengcheng why you were walking through the streets in the rain. You told him that your relationship hasn’t been going well and this morning you found out that you were cheated on. So, you decided to just leave to who knows where fate may bring you. Listening to everything you said, Chengcheng felt even dumber for ignoring you the past few weeks.

Not wanting to hear about your ex, Chengcheng pulled you into a hug whilst you started to sniffle. Stroking your hair gently, Chengcheng finally admitted to you how he ignored you the past weeks because he was heartbroken that you were dating someone else. He then also admitted you that he has been having a crush on you right before he left to compete in idol producer. You then also admitted to him that you also had a slight crush on him but you didn’t think it was possible because it was the Fan Chengcheng here.

“Well, looks like we have a lot of catching up huh? But first, I’d like to find that bastard who hurt you”

WOW, THIS TURNED OUT A WHOLE LOT LONGER THAN I EXPECTED BUT I HOPE YOU LIKE THIS

Justin Huang Minghao

Alright, another slightly difficult scenario to make. Big thanks to my brother for choosing these pics :’) Anyways, I hope this scenario will be alright. Here it goes

For Justin’s scenario, I imagine that both you and Justin were playing in an escape room and the theme of the escape room was in an abandoned building/abandoned club. Both of you were going through it with no problem. Though both of you were scared by some of the npc, Justin had no problem with the situation and was more concerned of your well-being. However, when the situation came and the both of you were separated, Justin wasted no time in finishing his mission and finding you. But as it turns out, it was an ambush from a gang. This pissed Justin even more as he was part of a “gang” himself (*cough* 9% *cough*). When Justin did manage to escape, he found the gang and put a stop to them before they do anything much worse; also finding you and making sure you were alright.

“Never leave my side ever again (Y/N). I don’t give a damn about the rules because your safety is way more important than winning some game (insert Justin grabbing your hand and both of you walking out of the escape room)”

Lin Yanjun

OMO WHY IS IT THAT ALMOST EVERY PHOTOSHOOT YANJUN DOES IS JUST DAMN GOOD?! ALRIGHT, I SHOULD STOP RAMBLING AND GET ONTO THE SCENARIO I PLANNED FOR YANJUN!!

You and Yanjun have been in a secret (not to y’all family and close friends) relationship. At first, Yanjun was worried that the relationship won’t last long because he’s a busy man and rarely shows his emotions well (not to mention that he and the 9% bois are in a gang) . Instead, thanks to you, Yanjun has opened up more, even if it is about something small like his favourite bakery was out of his favourite bread. And now, the both of you are in your first year together. The both of you had promised to clear out your schedule and spend the whole day together. However, little did you know that Yanjun planned to surprise you by visiting you a few days earlier before your first year anniversary.

Yanjun was more than happy to be able to clear out his schedule for the whole week and surprise you. He even planned out the outfits he would wear for the week and gotten you a little present. However, all those happy imagination was instantly crushed the minute Yanjun arrived at your place that he would normally call his second home. The second home Yanjun would come to, always had a warm feeling but this time, he had a bad feeling just by arriving at the front of your door.

When he was about to unlock the door with the key you gave him, it was already somewhat unlocked. Worried that something happened to you, Yanjun instantly kicked the door, not worrying about having to get it fix later on. The sight that Yanjun saw was not a pleasant one as everything was basically upside down. 

Without thinking, Yanjun shouted for your name, bashing down any door that was in the way. Unfortunately, the condition he found you was not what he had hoped. At first, there were traces of blood starting from your bedroom and up till the connected bathroom. Worried that someone else may be in there, Yanjun got his favourite gock ready and opened the door slowly, revealing a dead boy on the floor with you hugging yourself right in the corner of your bathroom.

In an instant, Yanjun put his gun back in his coat, kicked the dead body away and hugged you, not caring about the blood that is staining his body and clothing from top to bottom. After cleaning the place and you (because you could care less at the moment that Yanjun was seeing you bare skin, well let’s say you’re wearing a swimsuit to keep it pg), Yanjun helped you got change and carried you to bed, tucking you in ever so gently. Soothing you and not leaving your sight until you have fallen asleep. Once you did fell asleep, Yanjun contacted Nongnong (who just happened to be around the area), asking Nongnong to look after you which Nongnong didn’t question.

It didn’t take Nongnong long to come and at the same time, Yanjun had gotten the location of the people who pissed him that night. Yanjun asked Nongnong to take care of you as he’ll be out and won’t be bake till around dawn which Nongnong asked what was he going to do and Yanjun just answered with “blood for blood” and headed out, bringing his favourite gun.

Once Yanjun had arrived at the enemy’s location, he wasted no time and got to work. Surrounding the entire building with gunpowder, Yanjun moved backwards to the entrance before the building before firing a bullet, getting the attention of the people within the building, who were armed with whatever weapons they had.

The scene was intense up until Yanjun pointed towards the ground, firing this gun towards one of the men’s arm fire and it created an explosion, which is exactly what he wanted. The men who were now surrounded by the fire looked up at Yanjun who was leaning by the wall looking at all the men who were running around, some trying to put out the fire while others were helpless and some were even just staring at Yanjun. Because, they realised that they truly had mess with the wrong person (and gang!!).

“Such a shame that you had to ruin my day. Oh well, since I was partially in a good mood, the police will come soon. You all won’t die. But you better watch out for who you plan to attack next. Who knows that I may appear again”

P.s, again, sorry for being so long but I can’t help it uhuhu

Zhu Zhengting

Right, another slightly difficult photo my brother chose but I am up for the challenge so here we go!!

So, for this scenario, it seemed that mama Ting was either out of a hotel or airport so I figure I’d do a scenario about that. Let’s say mama Ting was hanging around at the hotel which he had just got to from an event. He was just scrolling through his phone and social media whilst waiting for the hot water to heat up so he can shower. However, he suddenly saw an insta story (let’s say it’s an insta story because I hv no idea what China has) of a friend of yours. You did mention to Zhengting that you were going out with your friends to loosen up which he didn’t mind and just reminded you to be careful. However, in your friend’s video (which your friend was slightly drunk and accidentally posted the video) you were by the bar (NOT DRUNK!!) and a guy was trying to hit on you which you clearly was not interested. But the guy was persistent and even touched your arm. This was a big no no to our dear mama Ting. And in an instant, he grabbed his things and went out the door, heading towards the club you were at.

“Who does that man think he is?! (Y/N) was clearly not interested and even pushed him away. The nerve that man has. Can’t even call him a man for that. I’ll show him what a real man is”

Wang Ziyi

Alright, I know I hv been saying this multiple times but I think out of all 9 pictures, this has got to be the hardest one. But here it goes

I think for Ziyi (especially this pic), I feel that something happened to you. Like let’s say you suddenly faint whilst doing your job or you had a slight accident where a car crashed into yours or even something like falling down the stairs and all of course, resulting in you having to be hospitalised. Your loving and caring boyfriend, Ziyi was on his way for an event when he heard the incident and instantly cancelled going to the even, rushing to whichever hospital you were in. After seeing you and was ensured by the nurses/doctors that you only had a minor injury, I feel that Ziyi would go to a quiet area and rethink about what happened and how he felt bad he couldn’t always be with you 24/7.

“Poor (Y/N), if only I can take her with me all the time. Or if only I can clone myself and teleport myself like Naruto”

SORRY FOR THE SLIGHT ANGST

Xiao Gui

Don’t worry, Xiaogui’s one won’t be about angst or yandere-ish kind. Instead, it’ll be slightly similar to the Yanjun scenario I did on the first part.

So, the 9% bois have finally gotten their hands on the opposing enemy who were caught at a bar (shockingly thanks to you because you were part of the 9% gang and you knew about the gang they were after). It was on your day-off and you were letting loose with your best friends who you haven’t been able to hang around with for quite a while when you saw the opposing gang that 9% were trying to catch just waltz into the bar you were in. Immediately, you took a snap and sent it to the group chat you were in. The bois not wasting any time and telling you to keep an eye on them whilst they were on their way.

As you were sipping on your drink whilst paying a close attention, you didn’t notice that one of the men went right next to you, trying to get your attention. You were taken aback when he fake cough and tried to do some pick-up lines which did anything but amuse you (or perhaps because you were used to Yanjun and Justin’s pick-up lines). As if on cue, the 9% bois made their entry and you hurriedly grabbed your friend and was about to leave the scene when some of the men grabbed you and your friend, now turning you to “hostages”.

Unfortunately for them, you knew some self-defense skills whilst being with 9% and managed to grab your friend out of the place. It wasn’t long before the 9% bois also got ahold of the situation and ahold of the men as well. And because you and Xiaogui were the first to hit off well when you met the bois, you both develop some kind of bond; which led him to be pissed when the opposing enemy grab ahold of you.

“Since you like to play around so much. How about we play one of my favourite games? Let’s see how long you can last”

You Zhangjing

Can I first say, wow, You Zhangjing looks so good in this pic. Look at that slight messy hair, his soft gleaming eyes, tinted lips and that suit <3 Alright, onto the final scenario

For this one, I was thinking of a lil drama. Let’s say you had this high school reunion dinner at a fancy restaurant and you were allowed to bring dates. So of course you brought your food loving boyfriend, You Zhangjing. You told Zhangjing about the event and without any doubts, Zhangjing immediately agreed to accompany you and even told you that he would pick you up on the night of the dinner.

Long story short, on the night of the dinner, You Zhangjing kept his promised and picked you up. Once both of you reached at the restaurant, almost everyone in the restaurant (even those who were there as normal clients, not your high school friends) were in awe when they saw both you and Zhangjing came in together, hand in hand. Mainly because you weren’t that popular in high school, you were just an average student with average scores who was lucky enough to got a chance to work with You Zhangjing and eventually became his girlfriend.

Of course you greeted your best friends and their dates, not forgetting to introduce them and Zhangjing. Dinner was also good, the food was amazing, you even reconnect with some of your high school friends. Everything was going well up when You Zhangjing told you that the both of you had to leave early due to an early schedule you both had the next day.

As you were excusing yourself to your friends and their dates, one of the mean girls from back in high school decided to end your wonderful night by “accidentally” poured her drink onto you. At first you were about to shrug it off and just excused yourself to leave. But when she started to comment about how you were just using You Zhangjing’s fame and popularity for yourself, always trying to make everyone pitiful of you, that crossed the line for you.

Sure, the both of you never really hit off well, but you never really held a grudge against her, despite the fake news she spread about you. You knew that after high school, no-one would care about it and even would forget about it; which is why you always held it in. However, now, as an adult who has been through so much to get to where you are, you were finally stepping up not just for yourself but for all of the other people she bullied.

You didn’t talk trash nor did you exaggerate what she had done back in high school because that’s not who you are. Instead, you told her that you actually felt sorry for her because she couldn’t accept the fact that there will always be other people better than she is and that instead of becoming the best version of themselves, she would throw out her tantrum to those who she think are inferior to her. With that, you walked back to your boyfriend who was standing in awe, clapping his hands before taking his elbow out for you to hold.

“I’m so proud of you baobei!! You tell em who’s boss!! Wanna go home and watch some movies whilst we eat ice-cream?”

“You just read my mind Zhangjing”

*insert Zhangjing pecking your cheek* UWU

Hope you like these scenarios, I know some are longer than others and I hope that I would do more longer ones. Anyways, merry Christmas all!!

[dunderklumpen]

When you read the long fics list me pls those with happy endings (JB endgame) thank you very much.

You know, I’ve been lowkey dying to rec my favourites, so I’m not letting this opportunity pass. These are my favourite fics (>10k and/or multichapter) from my bookmarks. Most are AUs, as I’m working through ao3′s AU tag first.

Canon

Pretty by astolat (E but more like M, 30k, season 4 divergence)UST following Jaime and Brienne’s arrival in King’s Landing. Jaime gets spurned by Cersei and lusts for Brienne, who lusts back but has Standards and (self-imposed) Obligations. One of the few fics that does justice to the fallout of the Jaime/Cersei relationship, in which Cersei is treated as an actual character. A lot of this fic is Jaime being terribly chuffed about the fact that his wife can beat/kill the shit out of anyone who raises a finger against her and it’s glorious.

Travelling Far by astolat (E but more like M, 24k, canon divergence)Jaime decides to join Brienne’s quest to bring the Stark girls back home. Much family feels, it’s all terribly soft and sadjhk

AUs

Blood Bank by Coraleeveritas(E, 40k, doctors)Based on the Bon Iver song Blood Bank (which I coincidentally can’t stop listening to). Brienne is an ER doctor, Jaime a visitor. Both have children/family in hospital, they meet at the blood bank where Jaime is giving blood; things get heated like whoa. Minor subplot of Jaime (re)connecting with his children, Cersei is an asshole but virtually non-existent. Also I have to add that this writer’s style is AMAZING; it’s much more novelistic and descriptive than your standard fic, and absolutely beautifully written.

Human Touch by Lady_in_Red (T, 17k, doctor/patient and recovery)Jaime is suffering from phantom pains after the loss of his hand, and his last hope is a treatment Brienne offers. They kinda like each other, but Brienne is a Professional, so there’s lots of UST with a soft ending.

Madonna on the Balcony by QuizzicalQuinnia(M, 40k, artist/muse)Gosh okay so this is probably the only artist/muse fic I’ve ever genuinely liked. Jaime is a grumpy one-handed sculptor-turned-teacher who is sulking at some kind of resort thing, Brienne is a slightly traumatised rescue worker who is sent on leave after an accident. Jaime notices different parts of Brienne’s body from his balcony, and it Inspires him, so he seeks her out. Probably one of the more abstract fics I’ve read; it features a really nice lowkey commentary on art, beauty, and parts/wholes.

Mile High by bergamot(M, 20k, airport meet-not-so-cute)Jaime and Brienne meet at the airport; Jaime “subtly” arranges to move Brienne to first class because he finds here Interesting. Lots of excellent bickering, things get a bit heated, but not as heated as you’d hope judging from the title. Until they do. idk what I’m saying. XD

quarantined. by justme (silver_spring)(not rated but T-ish, 27k, doctors)Jaime and Brienne are doctors who get exposed to some kind of virus, so they have to spend ten days in quarantine. Fun times, exasperation, and awkward boners ensue. Enemies (ish) to friends to lovers. 

Spy Games by Lady_in_Red(M, 16k, secret service/undercover)Three-part series which containing snapshots of Jaime and Brienne’s partnership from grudgingly tolerating each other to being stupidly in love. In the first and longest fic Jaime and Brienne go undercover in a suburban neighbourhood, and one of the subplots is that Brienne is forced to read Fifty Shades of Grey. Jaime voluntarily (and secretly) reads the damn book. Highly recommended, I wish there were more fics like this!

Working Girl Brienne series by CaptainTarthister (E, 170k, various)Smutty smut with feelings where Brienne meets Jaime in different professional situations, which quickly turn… less professional. My favourites are Manslayer (journalists AU, 22k, Brienne has to write a perfume review and Jaime is smitten), A Lion at the Door (hairdresser/celebrity AU, 45k, Jaime breaks up with Cersei and wants to lop his locks off, much smut ensueth), and At All Fronts (bodyguard/royals AU, 30k, Jaime and Brienne are in a sorta secret relationship, this fic chronicles the fallout of an assassination attempt and Realisations of Feelings).

Clean hands by Gwen77 (T, 13k, lawyers)Brienne is an idealistic lawyer; she and Jaime went to law school together and he occasionally tries to poach her for his company lmao. Brienne is forced to work together with Jaime on a case and they catch feelings, Shit hits the fan, and there’s slight temporary angst, but all’s well that ends well. Brienne has zero confidence and puts herself down a lot, which is kinda hard to read cause she’s so brilliant. 😭

Stacked by QuizzicalQuinnia(E, 11k, academia and libraries)This fic is ridiculously uncomfortable for me because it’s set in academia and dear lord phd candidate/associate professor relationships make me so so so so uncomfortable. BUT. It’s soooo goood ugh. Brienne is a phd candidate hunting down an obscure medieval source (i.e. a future and more successful me), and she challenges Jaime, who wants to recruit her as a research assistant, to help her track down said source. JAIME’S FIELD OF EXPERTISE IS THE HISTORY OF INSULTS FHDAJDGAJ. Anyway, he commits to the challenge because he’s s m i t t e n and library research/steamy times/manuscript abuse ensues. It’s terribly cute and hot, but I just can’t with the eating pASTRIES WITHIN THE VICINITY OF MEDIEVAL MANUSCRIPTS. SACRILEGE. Also this has my favourite first kiss scenario probably.

On the Night’s Watch by Miss_M  (M, 105k, detectives)THIS IS HANDS DOWN MY FAVOURITE FSGJAGHDJA. Okay so the case is hands down disgusting (think Reek storyline in the books), but the story is more partner-focused than case-focused. Jaime is a bitter disgraced detective, who’s partnered with newbie Brienne, who is transferred after an Incident. Relationship starts off antagonistic, but develops into mutual respect and, of course, lust. Kind of slow-burn but not really. The development of the relationship and the whole detectives thing is really well done and I’d read 500 more of this fic it’s so good fhsjdk. This author has written a few other fics set in law enforcement, but this really is the best one.

Storks Ltd. by FaerieChild (M, 70k, coworkers and babyfic)So tbh the premise isn’t my thing at all, but I thought the story was really well done, so I’m including it. Brienne works at the Lannister company and desperately wants a child because she’s the last of her house. Jaime is in a relationship with Cersei, who won’t let him be a parent to their kids, which is the one thing he really wants. So Jaime and Brienne enter an Agreement where he fathers the kid, but also gets to be a father. Jaime/Cersei fizzles out, feelings happen, Jaime (re)connects with his already existing kids.

The Book of Love by hardlyfatal (M, 60k, airport meet-not-so-cute)Jaime and Brienne meet in less-than-ideal circumstances in an airport and are condemned to each other’s company when all flights are cancelled and Jaime happens to have rented the last rental car, and also Brienne happens to be a cellist in Tyrion’s orchestra, talk about coincidences. So they roadtrip (that’s a verb now) to their destination and catch feelings. The roadtrip part is absolutely excellent 💯👌 but obviously things get a little complicated when they reach their destination before the happy ending.

Flat White by shiphitsthefan (M, 10k, coffee shop)Jaime is a barista and obsessed with the tall and mysterious flat-chested lady who has a very specific coffee order.

Jaime’s Awkward Boner June collection (various)Does exactly what it says on the tin and it’s glorious. Definitely my favourite trope in this fandom.

Bonus: There’s Always Much Ado About Nothing by imagineagreatadventure (T, 1k, theatre)Yeah I’m including this purely because it’s a motherflipping Much Ado About Nothing theatre fic fhasjk

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S U M M E R  R E A D I N G  L I S T

Summer is here! What are you all up to these days?

Are you lying on the beach, sipping some cool drink with a fancy name and enjoying the sun? Or sitting on a long monotonous flight to your holiday destination? Or perhaps you’re chilling in the park after work?

And is there something missing in all those scenarios?

Why, a good book, of course!

So here’s a list of some of our favourite books; ones that we love coming back to again and again and ones that we might’ve read only once so far but already know we’ll be rereading them in the future :) And since summer is a perfect time to read something new as well, you’ll also find some upcoming releases that we’re excited about here.

Happy reading!

UPCOMING, NEW AND NEWISH RELEASES

The Chase by Elle Kennedy (expected publication date : August 6th) - not only Fitzy was shook by Summer’s appearance in The Score, we were too! Now we cannot wait for their story and with our love of Off Campus series, our expectations for this book to end up being the hottest read of the summer are pretty damn high.

The Governess Game by Tessa Dare (expected publication date : August 28th) - the first book in Girl Meets Duke series, “The Duchess Deal”, was an absolute delight to read and we’re hoping this one will continue that happy hot streak.

Spinning Silver by Naomi Novik (expected publication date : July 10th) - a good retelling by one of our favoruite authors sounds like a must-read and must-read it is.

Hot Asset by Lauren Layne (published : May 22nd) - the first book in Lauren Layne’s newest series, 21 Wall Street, has it all - steamy romance, great cast of characters, some crime and mystery and last but not least, hot brokers in suits.

Sea Witch by Sarah Henning (expected publication date : July 31st) - MERMAIDS. Enough said.

The Kiss Quotient by Helen Hoang (published : June 5th) - we fell in love with this book and we’re sure many of you will too! It’s funny, it’s warm, it’s sexy and Stella and Michael are definitely our faves this summer <3

I Think I Love You by Lauren Layne (expected publication date : July 10th) - the last book in Oxford series and we’re definitely curious about it. We love us some fake dating and friends to lovers trope xD

Pride by Ibi Zoboi (expected publication date : September 18th) - contemporary Pride and Prejudice retelling? WE. ARE. SO. IN.

Jock Row by Sara Ney (published : May 3rd) - in our minds, you can’t go wrong with some steamy sports romance for a summer read and this one is just so freaking cute!

Mirage by Somaiya Daud (expected publication date : August 28th) - YA fantasy with Moroccan-inspired setting and the summary sounds oh-so-intriguing. Is this the next series we will get obsessed with? Seems probable!

To Kill a Kingdom by Alexandra Christo (published : March 6th) - bloodthirsty mermaids? Check. Ruggedly handsome pirates? Check. Enemies to friends to lovers trope? CHECK, CHECK AND CHECK, GO READ THIS BOOK NOW.

The Naked Truth by Vi Keeland (expected publication date : July 23rd) - most of us on this blog have a “hit and miss” experience with Vi Keeland’s books but this one seems like a perfectly balanced hot meal of romance and angst, so we’re here, ready for it xD

FAVES WE LOVE COMING BACK TO

The Score by Elle Kennedy - again, you just can’t go wrong with sports romance for some summer reading and Allie and Dean will surely knock your socks off. WE LOVE THIS STORY!

Addicted series by Krista & Becca Ritchie - it won’t come as a surprise, surely, that this is one of our most beloved series. In fact, we’re planning on rereading it sometime in August! So...anyone else ready to go through ten books full of love, friendship, heartache, pain and utter bliss? Join us and fall in love with Lily, Rose, Daisy, Lo, Connor and Ryke just like we did!

Walk of Shame by Lauren Layne - one of our favs by Lauren Layne, it’s SO CUTE and FUNNY and will make you feel good!

Call Me By Your Name by André Aciman - at first sight, this is a story of summer romance set in Italy - which makes it perfect for summer reading list - but in reality, it’s. So. Much. More. And it might very well break your heart but it’s worth it.

Foolish Kingdoms series by Natalia Jaster - creators of this blog have declared themselves crazy for Natalia Jaster’s writing - and it all started with the first book in this series, “Trick”. Fantasy setting, poetic prose and entertaining layered characters - what more could one wish for?

All for the Game by Nora Sakavic - this series is by no means a “light” summer read but we still love it so much and can’t help rereading it again and again. The Foxes have claimed our hearts and refuse to let go, just as we do.

Devil in Spring by Lisa Kleypas - how can one pass summer without reading at least one steamy historical romance, right? And this one doesn’t disappoint! With a charming and refreshing heroine and a dashing hero who becomes her biggest fanboy in a matter of a few chapters, it’s a real treat :)

When Dimple Met Rishi by Sandhya Menon - young love at the summer program for aspiring web developers with romance and cuteness overload, are you in or are you in???

Ugly Love by Colleen Hoover - friends-slash-neighbours with benefits arrangement meets Feelings. Rules are broken. Complications ensue. Read it *whispers SUBTLY*

Tell Me Three Things by Julia Buxbaum - perhaps a book set in high school doesn’t exactly scream “summer” but this is one of our favourite YA contemporaries. There’s just something about the way this book makes you feel...we just cannot recommend it enough!

From Lukov with Love by Mariana Zapata - sure, this is a sports romance revolving around figure skating which happens to involve lots of ice but rest assured, the chemistry between Jasmine and Ivan will leave you in need of ice for cooling down purposes.

The Cruel Prince by Holly Black - granted, we’ve read it only months ago, but this one has us absolutely obsessed. And you could be too, just dare to venture into the mysterious and deadly world of faeries - just remember to guard your mortal heart.

Everless by Sara Holland - YA fantasy with an usual concept of time as currency - it keeps you on the edge of chair as you read it. If anyone feels like reading some quality fantasy this summer, go for it!

Married by Morning Lisa Kleypas - favourite one from The Hathaways series! Catherine and Leo just own our hearts <3 This book will make you laugh and (maybe) cry and (surely) fan your heated face (because the hotness levels? Phew🔥

The Foxe and the Hound by R.S. Grey - this is such a make-you-feel-good book and the main character, Madeleine, couldn’t be more relatable. She’s in her mid/late-twenties and - plot twist - doesn’t have it all figured out yet. Luckily, not all hope is lost yet xD

Forbidden Hearts series you by Alisha Rai - it saddens us greatly how underappreciated Alisha Rai’s writing is. She writes compelling diverse characters and her smut is the ultimate proof that Consent Is Sexy. Join us in fangirling!

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GOT7: Reaction to their GF grabbing their crotch

Here is the second request haha! Slowly losing my mind trying to catch up, but it definitely it is worth it for all you cuties XD This turned a lot cuter than I thought (thought it would be more sexy haha). I blame it on the dramas I’ve been watching (The couples are just soo cute teehee). Thank you Nonnie for being so patient with me! I hope you like this reaction!!

Got7 reaction to you grabbing that dicc through their jeans while your making out TYSM BB AND HAVE GOOD DAY 📢📢💜💜💜💜

Jaebum:

Shocked. He would be so surprise. The two of you were in a hot, steamy make out and he knew that this would lead to some sexy time later. He didn’t think you’d be so forward though. Usually he would be the one leading into sex so for you to grab his crotch, this was a big turn on for him. He would lean back and stare at your swollen lips a slight little smirk on his face. Your face would become red and slightly glare at him, whispering to him that if he wasn’t going to do anything to you soon then you would do things to him. Jaebum likey. 

“So now you’re embarrassed?” *snorts*

 *Pulls Jaebum close* “You were taking too long…” *Whispers in his ear* 

“Isn’t someone impatient. I thought you were the innocent type, Jagi~” 

“It’s your fault, take responsibility for it” *Grips his crotch again*

Jinyoung:

He would immediately freeze and stop the make out session. He would stare at you with a blank look as a slow smirk appeared upon his face. If you wanted to play, you had better be ready to handle the consequences. He would start pinching your cheeks cutely then lean in to give you a peck on the cheek. When you least expected it he would lean in and gently lick the shell of your ear, causing you to shiver. You would glare at him for teasing you and take revenge. You would start rubbing his crotch, eliciting some moans out him. He would glare back. He refused to lose. 

“You wanna play, Jagi?” *Gently pinches your side* 

“I don’t know~ What do I get if I win?”  *Cocks a brow* 

“What.” *Kisses your lips* “Ever.” *Kisses your jawline* “You.” *Kisses your neck* “Want.” 

Mark:

A playful smile would plaster itself on his lips as the two of you were making out. You break the kiss, asking him what he was smiling about. He would grab your hands and lean in to give you an eskimo kiss. He would confess that you being so forward was very cute. You would glare at him, jokingly sneering at him saying that you wanted to be sexy not cute. He would let out his lovely laughter before telling you that you were cute and sexy, but that only caused you to pout. 

“Awww, what has gotten my Jagi so upset?” *Cups your face and kisses the tip of your nose* 

“This is the last time I will ever try making a move first.” *Sticks your tongue out at him* 

“Okay, okay, I’m the bad one” *chuckles, before gripping your hips* “So let me make it up to you.”

Jackson:

Be soooooo down with you making the first move, but that wouldn’t stop him for bursting out with laughter during your makeout session. This would cause you to get as red as a cherry tomato and began smacking him with a nearby pillow. He would put up his hands in surrender that is until he saw how red your cheeks were. Then comes the second fit of laughter and the hail of pillows. He would profusely apologize when you started to pout, going through his Jackson logic to some spin this scenario as that he wasn’t laughing at you, just appreciating your cuteness. 

“Honest. I swear, Jagi. Cross my heart and hope a ghost dies” 

*Pouts* “That doesn’t even make sense” *Pouts some more* “I want some compensation.” *Points at your cheek* 

“Anything for you~” *Kisses your cheek* “Now, let me compensate you for that little gift you gave me earlier.” *Wiggles his eyebrows* 

Youngjae:

A giggling mess. He would be so surprised that you were being so forward. You would pout at his giggle fit, but playfully pinch his nose. He was your little cutie. You couldn’t be mad that he kinda ruined the sexy moment. You would roll your eyes, pretending to be annoyed. He would then shower your faces with kisses to make it up to you, causing you to get into a giggle fit of your own.  

“Haha that tickles!” *gently pushing him away* 

“What? You’re pushing me away now? You were all over me a second ago.”  

“Who told you to ruin the moment? *Cocks a brow* 

“Well then, let me reignite that moment.” *Leans in and captures your lips*

Bambam:

Would be equally playful and grab your butt. You would let out a small yelp that would cause him to go into a fit of laughter. As payback you would start pinching his sides until he let out a yelp. Soon your hot makeout session became a tickle fight, with Bambam winning. You would playfully put your hands up and asked for surrender. He would cockily smirked at you before leaning down and placing his plump lips against yours before breaking out into a smile. 

“Now that you’ve surrender we have to talk about your surrender terms.” *Jokingly goes into deep contemplation*

 “Hey! I didn’t agree to any surrender terms!?” *Mock shock* 

“Hmmmm what should I make you do first…” *taps his chin* 

“Y-yah! Are you even listening?”

 *Grins and leans in and gives a peck on the lips* “Nope~”

Yugyeom:

First, he would become a blushing mess cause well now he was turned on. Second, that cute shyness would transform to some cockiness (no pun intended haha). He would break away from your guy’s steamy makeout session and tease you about how you must really want him. You playfully slap his chest and then pretend to get away from him, telling him that he ruined the mood with his teasing. Now he was alert cause he didn’t know if you were joking or actually genuinely upset. He would come up and to you and try appease you, not knowing that you were just messing with him. 

“Jagi~ I’m so sorry~ I was just teasing.” *Wraps his arms around you* 

“Hmph!” *Mock pouts* *Glances up to see his puppy dog face then giggles* “hehe, I know I was just teasing you too.”

 “Not funny, Jagi.” *Kisses your lips then trails a line of kisses to your neck* “Aren’t you a little vixen.”

Thanks for reading! Comments and Critiques are much appreciated!

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Can u post another request list please

Okay so I’m doing a wolf reaction and a Kyungsoo drabble atm. Then comes:

Reactions:Their Girl being a tripletTheir gf being a famous authorYou are in a fight and they call you clingyYou being a blood donor (i think i have something similar)Meeting a girl at a cooking lessontheir girl friend asking them to help her pull up her jeans that are a little too tightMonster! AU] Their S/O getting used to their dark reality.. etc etc im not spoilnghis girlfriend, who is also idol, want to keep the relationship a secretget a lot of support from your fans and fans of your girlfriend (also idol) for the relationshipExo reaction to try to get your crush / best friend to fall in love with him, even if she's heartbroken (i think I have something similar)exo reaction to you waking them up with kisses. (I could swear i had this one but I couldn’t find it :()exo react to their really close friend showing up to the dorms  etc etc not spoilingthey meet their idol ex girlfriend in ISAC but their current idol girlfriend is there tooExo Reaction to you really can't taking it anymore, that he has kissing scenes and photoshoots with other girls  (uhhhhh jealousy at its finest xD)exo reaction to their ideal type calmly telling them that she love them but her outside image is not so pure like other girl cuz she have tattoo and piercing and get into fight a lot (pretty sure I have this)how would exo react if things got steamy backstage between you two (naughty)exo react to their S/O trying to act scary and try to be evil but she is really short and has a baby face and she fails horribly (pretty sure this is on the masterlist too)Exo reaction when their wife let their baby alone(she's worried) with them for the 1st timeExo reacting to hearing you play the piano for the first timeExo finding out their new girlfriend's dad is the most dangerous man in Korea (pretty sure this is somewhere  lost in the masterlist too xD)their gf not having enough money to keep living in the house she has so says she will have to move far away even to a different country where it is cheaper

Drabbles/etc:headcanons of them being dadsExo from Mtl to cry when seeing their beloved bride in a wedding dressKris scenariomtl about having conversations with their girl/boyfriend about political or social issues

also a lot of asks to answer please be patient, I’m trying! Kekeke, Ara~