#lots of love n appreciation either way tho 🥰🥰🥰

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btw if any of you lovely folks want to help a broke college student out, i’d love you forever n ever ☺️☺️

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NSFW Alphabet [4/6]

this one contains N-Q [turn-offs, oral, pace, quickies]

as a reminder, I'm always referring to canon!Levi unless stated otherwise.

» warnings: mention of knifeplay

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

As I’ve mentioned: Levi does not enjoy inflicting unreasonable amounts of pain on you </3 In fact, it would leave him super uncomfortable I think, to be begged to have him outright choke or whip his partner 😭

It’s sexy to daydream about—but this alphabet is as realistic as it gets! i take this very seriously! with my encyclopedic knowledge of Levi’s character, he’s inflicted too much pain in his life to readily dish it out to you, the love of his life, when he’s dicking you down.

The previous paragraph was mainly a joke, except for the last part lol. Similarly, knifeplay and the sight of blood during what is a deeply intimate, vulnerable activity for him would probably just outright trigger Levi. Granted, I speak for canon!Levi, but I don’t think a modern AU would differ much. This is all my opinion tho.

Also, outright filthy, disgusting acts. I’m not talking about cum, sweat or even menstrual blood (😏), but scat or vomit or piss.. call me crazy, but I don’t think Levi Ackerman would be a fan.

Last one, and this may be controversial: I think Levi would be mildly turned off by a lover who… just goes along with whatever he wants, if that makes sense. Meaning, Levi puts a lot of stock into actions, like kissing him, pulling him closer, because he’s not deft with words. A total lack of enthusiasm or putting Levi totally in charge of calling the shots during an act of intimacy that begs for the opposite really isn’t his thing. Though—if you’re tired or upset and just need to be close to him, obviously that’s a different story.

Levi needs you to desire him as much as he desires you to feel secure, and apathy would put him off.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

In part 1, I went over the fact that—while Levi had dabbled in fooling around during his time Underground—he wouldn’t have a ton of experience before going down on you for the first time. He didn’t have much interest in sex at all until you strolled into his life.

I feel like it also depends on whether you were born male or female—I mean, Levi’s bound to know his way around a dick already. On the other end of the spectrum, I think Levi would definitely appreciate you guiding his head, showing him wordlessly how to swirl his tongue or how much attention to give to a certain spot. Either way, he’d take great care in ensuring that you’re enjoying yourself—I think it’d genuinely upset him if his partner were to stroke his ego when his performance is subpar or wrong.

Also, Levi is definitely one to leave you breathless and throbbing for him even before the main event starts. He’d kiss down your navel and caress your thighs as he spread them apart; he’d also drag his fingertips through your sopping folds and bite back a groan at the way you whine, and at the sight of your pussy fluttering for him.

Most definitely prefers to give rather than receive. It’s not like Levi will complain or turn you down if you get on your knees or anything, but he’s too damn selfless for his own good. In Levi’s mind, his pleasure is entirely second to yours, and I stand by that.

For instance, if it’s the early morning and you’d just climaxed from his going down on you, he’d see your half-lidded eyes and tired little grunts, and clean you up before tucking you back into bed.

“Lev’, lemme…”

“Sleep, chéri. Looks like you need it.” [dear]

Anyway(🥰), it would be almost Levi’s entire goal to make you stupid and outright scream his name.

When you put your mouth on him, your blissful heat is almost enough for Levi all by itself. But swallowing around him and tracing the head of his cock with your tongue? It’s sinful how much that turns him on. And not that Levi will admit to it, but he has to bite back a cry every damn time you massage his heavy balls or take them in your mouth. Ugh—Levi loves to get sucked dry by you.

As a side note (and I partly feel I’ve already made it clear with some of the fics I’ve written), but Levi sees absolutely nothing dirty about all the fluids that sex involves; he knows that the wetter it is, the more turned on you both are, and the better it feels.

So Levi has zero problem getting on his knees for you, taking anything you give him. He can’t get enough of how you taste anyway—heady and tangy and sweet. He’ll mess his lips and chin with it <3 (Or alternatively, swallow every last drop of your cum, and groan when you yank him in to kiss you when he’s finished.)

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

I can tell you this: Levi is anything but a sloppy lover.

I feel like Levi is definitely the sort of passionate, diligent man that between every thrust, he makes sure his partner feels every inch of him. Depending on whatever slight movement leaves your cunt clenching around him, or has you cry his name, Levi will commit to spoiling you with it, unless he’s in the mood to drag your approaching climax out—or tease you.

Levi doesn’t strike me as an overtly gentle man when it comes to pace; something tells me he’s inclined to give it to you deep and with such intensity the way he feels is almost overwhelming; Levi is thorough, and matches the pace his and your need sets.

Mainly though, Levi is super flexible when it comes to pleasing you. Sometimes, between clinging touches and soft eyes, he prefers to take you slowly, desire stirring in his lower half with the velvety glide of your walls clinging to him. At others, Levi will join you in the shower and work off all the heat from the day by clutching your hips and driving into you. It really depends.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

I think that if there’s any option at all not to have a quick fuck, Levi would take it. For one, quickies are messy, and as in the name: quick. You either need to be back in the meeting or event too soon to clean yourselves up to Levi’s standards, or there’s no access to a damn rag to wipe away anything at all.

Levi doesn’t enjoy them for that, and the shallowness of quickies in general. There’s no time to enjoy the sex for all its worth, which cheapens it for Levi. He’d rather grit his teeth and bear it so he can fuck you twice as hard into the mattress later.

I see almost no time in which he’d stuff you in the closest linen closet and literally stuff you, unless Levi’s been edged by you for weeks and you’ve been teasing him the whole night. Say at a politically-mandated soirée: stroking his thigh, brushing up against him at any chance you get—bratty shit like that. When he’s fucking throbbing in his slacks and can barely manage to duck away to hide his flaming cheeks, he’ll indulge you. But when you’re back in the privacy of your home/quarters again, he’ll cum inside you twice more for good measure.

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Nsfw alphabet for a hunky, beefed up man we all know and love? Perhaps. We both know he’s an absolute snack. A delight. -🎀

Ah Fen~ 🥰I love this beefy hunk

Disclaimer that, hopefully you guys can assume, my offender is vastly different from the original, the original is shit, and I feel like it should be allowed to recreate a character like this. Apparently that's a controversial topic in the fandom, but oh well. I'm still working on his character, and at some point I hope to have a bio out for him as well as the other characters I write for. He's probably not even going to keep the name, but I'll figure that out too.

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Offenderman NSFW Alphabet

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Very good with aftercare, you get the shower drink and snack combo. He's always very adamant on discussing stuff too, especially if it was a scene of any kind; its partially him making sure you are actually okay and happy with how everything went, and partially him taking notes on what to do next time 👀

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Your hands. They're so delicate and gentle and vastly different from his. Smaller. Also has an appreciation for legs, expect for yours to be promptly and thoroughly worshiped.

On him? Also his hands; they're a bit monstrous but he's still very prideful of them. I can also see him being a bit vain of his tendrils, very proud and almost boastful of them. He'll show them off if he can safely do so.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

Actually fairly normal for an ender? Its cuz of his demon genes, nothing too special about it. Doesn't care where it goes fjshdjf. This letter is a bit boring 🤭

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

The tall dark handsome man at the bar that bought you a drink is secretly a midnight vigilante and can and will kill a man if he makes you uncomfy. Also he's not human ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Kind of experienced? Mostly from his mother, who was a succubus. She wasn't shy with her nature and profession before she died, and she told him some tricks. Other than that, he's had maybe a couple of partners in the past.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

It's an either or, with no in between. Mating press, or you on top. Pick your poison 🤭

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

More likely to be goofy, he'll be an absolute dork and crack jokes, especially if you're nervous in any way. He wants you to enjoy it, and if he makes you laugh, that's a bigger plus

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Again, enders are hairless, and so is he . . . so . . . no fuzzy for him

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Normally he just has hookups so intimacy?? What?? He's still like a big teddy bear but like. Actual trust and romance and openness??? Oh god, sign him up!

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Not often, tbh. Usually only on his cycles, maybe if he gets bored. Definitely if you ask to watch 👀

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Bondage and restraint. Maybe some roleplay. Dom his ass. Other than that, not a whole lot

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

His place, or yours. Not super big on public stuff, but, I mean, if you want hes not opposed 👀👉👈

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Good personality, intelligence, wit, charm, yada yada. If you can catch his eye, you have a chance of catching his mind and hand, he likes to be wooed tho, and he wants some kind of connection with whomever he sleeps with

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Anything that can injure you. No weapon play or blood play, though impact play can still be on the table. Gagging you is a big iffy too

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Super good and very happy to give it. Very dexterous with his tongue, and while his teeth are a bit sharper than other enders, he's very careful with them not to hurt you, unless you want it. And if you go down on him, he's very easy with you and absolutely makes sure to praise you and give you pointers and nudge you into making him feel so good.

P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Prefers going slower, but at this point I think it's well established that he's a service top so. Take him at whatever pace you want baby~!

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Oh heck yeah. Very fun and quick, great for teasing you and burning off the desire if it comes up. Very good at fixing and cleaning everything quick and detailed enough that literally no one will know by looking at the two of you either.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

More open to risks, so long as the two of you can fully discuss them. He's not gonna spring anything on you, and he would appreciate if you didn't spring anything on him too 😅

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

Hella good, less from his ender genes and more from his demon genes. Being part concubus has its perks for sure, and he can go round after round if he wants too.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Just a few, a couple of dildos and vibes, some plugs, rope, flogs, blindfolds and gags. One of the few guys that will team up with toys and absolutely wreck you.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Huge tease. Big on flustering and flirting and teasing you and making you get needy and whiny. If you aren't worked up and grabby when he takes you home, then he ain't taking you home

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Not as adept with his telepathy, and its more fun to moan and growl out loud for you anyway so. The loudest of the enders, and is very happy

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

He's a Service Top :o)

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

Not so similar as the rest of the enders, due to his mixed genes. Big and Thick, tho he still has some stray tendrils around the base. I think the demon genetics will always show through more than the ender genetics, so he is more demon than ender more of the time.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Kinda 50/50. He's not super horny, but it's not hard to work him up.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

If you trust him enough to fall asleep with him, he might fall asleep with you if he's tried enough. He will definitely let you cuddle up to him though, he is kind of a cuddle bug.