#lots of fluff and ace stuff but god damn is motivating my adhd ass hard to do

[pumpkintheriddlemaster]

Heyhey., saw u have a neighbor au? That turned into a ghost hunt unsolved au? Care to share with the class? 👀👀👀👀

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The day I get my ass to consistently write its all over for you motherfuckers because I have so many fic ideas and so many aus

I’m a soft Fucker at heart so example of fic is this fucker that rammed straight through my brain skull was because of a stupid bit in one of my seastars tv shows.

Long story short the joke was neighbor 1 and 2 has windows facing each other.

1 window is his kitchen window, 2 is their bathroom window. 2 makes a subductive expose shoulder flirt thing and it’s funny because gay homophobia whatever it’s fucking king of the hill I don’t care.

THE FACT IS

I want to make it gay :)

So picture this with me, dear sweet tired-dummy

Dear sweet Martin Blackwood has acquired a house do to reasons and other nonsense you know fic stuff, and also acquires a new neighbor after like, idk fuck it a year or so.

Martin doesn’t really pay much mind but one day, you see, he spots the fluffiest, darkest, dumbest black cat he has ever seen across his window getting ready for work one day peaking through his bathroom curtains.

The cat is doing that fucking, cherp machine gun squeaks at a big af moth or some shit fluttering around in his window flower bed (headcanon for this fic is he planted flowers and plants to help bees and butterflies and shit because come in he would)

And because cats are always worth being a little behind schedule he spends like, 5 minutes watching this cat.

And then my dear, someone pulls back the curtains on the other side to retrieve their silly dumbass kitty

And oh no for Martin, he’s a very cute man :)

And so that’s how it starts and continues with various cute fluff bits like mused messy haired mornings on either side, Jon singing while cooking in the mornings, Martins shower singing, little notes put on the windows, eventual flirting you know the drill.

There is defo a moment of Jon going “ARMS!!!” Internally at one point or another because you know

And a recreation of the king of the hill but that started this all but sweeter and more soft gay and gentle teasing you know~

But here’s where it gets stupid because I’m discord buddies with @spider-plants and every time we come up with small au ideas they always spiral into either more or something else.

So this fic went from windows neighbor with light flirting and kitty into “oh shit my new co-worker who I will be spending so many hours and possibly sharing hotel rooms with has already seen me (shirtless, a complete mess, sitting in the kitchen counter at 3 am eating straight whip cream out of a bowl and threw a hack sack at the window and told me to go to bed, etc) I’m going to die”

Being this au Jon didn’t go to university for adhd projection reasons and just stuck to helping out Georgie with what the ghost.

Later Mel got ahold of Georgie to see if she could steal Jon for a new ghost hunt uk segment that’s like buzzfeed unsolved because of the dynamic yo

So Jon with not much going on begrudgingly agrees to try an episode.

Buuuuuut

Guess who’s one of mels camera men :)

That right! The big boy man himself!!!

More shenanigans ensue!

So yeah, that like, the jumbled up baseline idea that kinda spiraled and man I have so many ideas I hope I can write literally anything one day

This au has no fear powers but normal theoretical supernatural events, mostly fluff maybe angst if I get to that, and t4t ace4ace jmart teaholding because it’s my fic and I said so

Hope that like, have you a coherent answer lol I kinda rambled ^~^