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New idea: the thing that was driving Robotnik was the imminent return of other human expeditions, for which he wanted to prepare

According to the time dillatation canon, Robotnik and Snively were explorers sent to space in search of a new habitable planet, so perhaps there were more expeditions like theirs on their way back to earth/mobius as events of SatAM were happening?

Logically humans would have accounted for the time dillatation and calculated to have all expeditions return by a certain time, however Robotnik and Snively had to return to earth early by a few years, as they suffered some accident and remained the sole survivors of their crew

Upon coming back to earth they decided to conquer it and eliminate mobians to prepare ground for the return of other colony ships, so that they may welcome them as absolute authority on the planet and force the remnants of humanity into submission

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Unspeakably real!!!!!

HELL YEAHH!! A FELLOW SATAM ROBOTNIK SIMP! LETS GOOOO 🗣️🔥(you've got great taste.)

W ANON‼️‼️ being delusional for this man is my absolute favorite pastime 😋

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I wheezed lmao

I’m convinced this joke from my new comedic Archie Sonic-inspired fic is one of the best things I’ve ever written

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The art gave me an idea: what if Robotnik, before receiving an audience with king Max and becoming minister of war, worked as an actual doctor among Mobians?? It would be very ironic and really highlight just how fucked up he is - working a job that requires deep empathy while being a complete sadist, only doing it to keep up appearances.

Perhaps the fact that in SatAM continuity he's refered to as "doctor" is due to the fact that most mobians still remember him from the times when he was one? Sounds like a stretch, but still...

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do u take requests?

I'm very flattered that you ask! I never did commissions though, I'm not an artist of any kind. I merely infodump headcanons online and maybe write something small for my own use from time to time, but if you have ideas feel free to tell more. Perhaps I'll be able to think of something cool, or even make something! :-)

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I think SatAM makes more sense if we assume that Robotnik had some more refined goal in mind. Something more sustainable long term than killing all biological life and just... ruling a dead world?

That doesnt really make sense - if we assume the time dillatation canon, Robotnik and Snively are the last humans on the planet, so why would they want to destroy it? Just so they can live in a total wasteland once they succeed? Theyre really should be some bigger motive behind that

Personally I think Robotniks end-game goal was restoring and then subjugating humanity; perhaps through a time machine or something else thats incredibly resource intensive, the completion of which was driving his conquest of Mobius. It and its citizens were only a stepping stone in his larger plan, which was why he didnt care about ruining the ecosystem and genociding Mobians; whom he viewed as inferior beings anyway. It was of no concern to him hecause if he succeeded, he'd be out of there in few years anyway.

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The “That’s immoral you shouldn’t write that, we need to get that taken down” discourse on tiktok right now is PISSING ME OFFF

Wdym you want censorship for a literal ARCHIVE are you fucking stupid

Ao3 was literally founded to preserve works that were largely getting taken down due to censorship

Censorship is the opposite of what Archive of Our Own stands for

The TAGS and WARNINGS are there for a REASON. Use them and stop complaining

The universal rule—don’t like, don’t read

It’s THAT simple

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Absolute slay

EVIL robot EVILY seduces unsuspecting sniper (evily)

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Lol

TF2 HEADCANON: Colonel Sanders was a Mercenary.

Basically, in the TF2 universe, Colonel Sanders was a mercenary of legendary status, known for singlehandly putting a stop on the Giant Mutant Chicken rampage of 1951 in Salt Lake City. Upon victory, Sanders founded KFC in the following year. Soldier has a lot of respect for him and told said story when he saw Scout eating some chicken on a bucket. Obviously, he did not believe Soldier.

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Omg this so much!!!! Gray absolutely would have had a honest talk with Olivia about the machine on his back at some point. Like she's a child so she naturally would have been curious and asked eventually, and Gray wouldnt gatekeep her saying she's "too young" or that he doesnt wanna burden her with it

He would answer her questions as truthfully as he possibly can. He would explain what the machine does and why he needs it, that not all daddies are as old as he is and what to do if something bad happens. I imagine he also wouldnt withold Olivias origin from her, whatever that could be - adoption, artifical conception or whatever.

Honesty and patience would be his style of parenthood - Gray would responsibly keep Olivia present in his affairs, taking her to the workshop or board meetings so that she may observe him at work, ask questions and perhaps help a little, but he'd also watch out not to hold the bar too high or overburden her.

I think generally he'd be trying to teach her everything he learned in the wild and as a ruthless businness overlord, but in a controlled, safe and loving environment where she may face new challenges and learn without having to fight for survival as he had to. By all accounts Gray would be a great parent ❤

maintenance lesson

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ughhhh slay

some silly redraws with the mann co gang

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TF2 60's Dinner AU where the characters are not world dominating tycoons striving for immortality but the denizens of a small town in Nevada living ""normal"" lives and having a slice of lifr goofy adventures as relatively ordinary people???

Im having a stroke of genius

The Mann brothers are two rich local farmers conflicted over their fathers inheritance - they both own a dinner restaurant each where they employ some of the mercs

The administrator owns a accounting company and got hired to do bookkeeping for both places except she's plotting to take over both restaurants, just like in canon she's a witty chainsmoking old lady and Miss Pauling is her niece from out of town who she hired to help her

Saxton is the local Sheriff and Bidwell and Reddy are his goofy donut eating flip & flap ahh minions

Gray is the Mann's brothers secret illegitimate brother (a result of Zepheniahs affair) who's now returning to the town learning that his father had left a large inheritance. He'd be a big time big city engineer who's looking down on the small town life (ofc he would have Olivia with him)

Merasmus would be the local spiritualist LSD hippie grandpa, leading a commune called the racoon den

TFC mercs would be a harley driving biker gamg

The regular mercs would be all citizens of the town - everyone would be suspicious of heavy, as its the cold war and everyone suspects him of being a russian spy (especially Soldier who's an actual WW2 veteran here and often does comical tomfoolery trying to get proof that heavy is a spy) except medic who's also having a hard time as the local doctor because everyone labels him a nazi

The russian spy would be a recuring plotpoint and it would actually be the Spy that is a spy hired by the KGB to infiltrate the town and the local military base to get intel on a UFO that supposed crashed in the desert nearby. Ofcourse he'd do a terrible job and get attached to everybody and eventually drop his mission entierly

Cant think of interesting headcanons for other mercs but i think they would all be "normal" citizens of the town

DO YOU SEE MY VISION?????

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engineer gaming

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If you are tuned in with yourself enough, you get to see that your cringe fixations are merely reflections of very normal and understandable things that you simply enjoy

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Administrator with australium

Of course it goes without saying that I am hopelessly dependent on the ingot

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The childhood tradition of creating gray in fallouts character creator lives on

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Thiiis!!! Hes wild!!!!

how deranged is too deranged for a tf2 character