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thatcreepydoll · 2 months
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lotf as quotebook quotes part whatever
simon: scurries over to the trash cans and climbs inside, crying, sobbing, shivering about the idea of that.
jack: I HOPE YOUR BALLSACK EXPLODES.
sam: why is your name “ladies” in ukrainian
percival: pisses out of fear and runs away violently sobbing
ralph: i like men /gay
maurice: that’s right i’ll never match your freak ✨✨✨
piggy: LIKE I CANT EVEN SAY WHAT IS ON MY MIND WHAT HAPPENED TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH
roger: ralph, im gonna draw you as a “boyfriends” character.
jack: i forgot simon was a person
simon: *gasp* you wounded me! piggy: you’ve been stabbed multiple times that is NOT your biggest problem
eric: *talking about sam* yeah that’s my skibidi what the fart man
maurice: *at roger* snow whites 8th dwarf you best shut the fuck up
ralph: yall im single again. piggy: you were dating someone???
sam: i thought georgia was by russia?????
jack: *at ralph* SHUT UP YOU LESBIAN
maurice: im gonna rizz your skibidi
ralph: i’ve never even had lice, you violently demented peter pinklage impersonator
roger: your british is showing. jack: oh no
eric: why does the bot have dementia?? sam: biden core
maurice: *complaining about jack’s britishness* no because your people conquered a quater of the earth and collected an abundance of stunning spices and delectable cultures with fantastic food and colonized them and forced them into your small minded ways because your country was ruled by tyrants and then proceeded to not use any of the spices of the people you hurt and colonized and try to convince people beans on toast is a good meal.
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thatcreepydoll · 2 days
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lotf as quotebook quotes part skibidi
maurice: you are NOT a sigma, you’re a BETA.
piggy: *talking about jack* ACTUAL LUDICROUS ACTIVITIES IS HE ON DRUGS???
roger: why does eric look like the realistic bart simpson meme
jack: you’re not straight
sam: yeah if they be built like post 2024 nicocado then like no
ralph: i hate being a boy kisser 😔
eric: backeth off thy homie
roger: i am not “penis delusion”😭!!!!!!!!!
simon: john glenn?? isn’t he in the beatles?? piggy: …that’s john lennon.
jack: my rizz is bipolar
piggy: i bet when you open your wallet a fly comes out of it
ralph: look, murder is not a dealbreaker for me
maurice: guess what roger: what’s up sigma maurice: i got a boyfriend roger: THAT IS SO SKIBIDI
piggy: WHY ARE SO MANY WOMEN HAVING BABIES THATS LIKE THE 3RD ONE THIS MONTH
simon: piggy, how many chemicals do you think are in the ding dong latte?
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thatcreepydoll · 3 months
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uhh lotf as quotebook quotes again 🔥🔥
roger: it’s like uncanny valley but with white trash
piggy: YOU SAID FARTED NOT SHARTED
simon (talking about jack): what’s his favorite veggie? roger: he likes flesh
jack: i’ll help you wrangle some bitches
sam: its gonna be like superman but its superfeet
ralph: that’s a red flag right there
maurice (to piggy): i thought you said you were giving birth
roger (talking about jack): no no you have to get ralph pics to lure him in
piggy: my pantaloons are wet :(
simon: first movie to ever make me cry i cried about 6 times maybe more. maurice: 6 times? damn, what movie was it? simon: inside out 2
Ralph: jack definetly owns an “i ❤️ hot moms” shirt
simon: yall ever just see lizards falling from the sky
eric: oh you, frick face
maurice: WEED FLAVORED RIZZ TAMPONS???
jack: your timbers should be shivered
ralph: i need laser removal on my brain
piggy: i think jack is a little neurodivergent. maurice: *misheard piggy* of course he’s a virgin!
roger: i am very aware that i am mentally ill, but i want a tarantula
samneric: four words - cock and ball torture
jack: i’m girlbossing it, there’s a difference
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thatcreepydoll · 4 months
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maurice: this made me fart out loud
ralph: dying isn’t cute
roger: I CANT STOP BEING HATEFUL!!!!
jack: don’t apologize, i want you to kill yourself
eric: that’s so cool! flies into the air and fucking explodes
ralph: GINGERS! back to your seats!
piggy: you just gotta give it a little blowing
simon: sorry my christian is showing
jack: i know there are sluts in the area!
sam: i yearn for the mines!!!!!!!
ralph: who are you guys again? oh yeah, the thugs
maurice: im not picking it outta your ass!
jack: WHERES YOUR RAGE???? RISE RISE RISE
simon: hey guys let’s boogie!!!!
maurice: IS THAT A PENIS ABDUCTING THE MOON LMAO???????
roger: it’s like an orphanage up in here
sam: hear me out, rainbow dash is kind of a baddie
piggy: it’s like tetris but your ankles are in jeopardy
eric: oi oi oi, baka *gets a weird look* oh skibidi…
jack: you’re my favorite loser
ralph: i love men
simon: its okay, ralph. just because you suffer from dududud-
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thatcreepydoll · 3 months
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jack: imagine dying so a girl has bigger tits
maurice: chat i’m cooking off my balls right now
piggy: obama is black, sam
simon: *singing* karmas a b word
(while gathering littluns names) ralph: coochie? WHO IS NAMED COOCHIE??????
sam: ITS ALWAYS PENIS
roger: can you look up a slur for italian people? jack: hold on there are so many
eric: WHY IS HIS ASS SO BIG WHAT THE FUCK
simon: but i love mashed potatoes :(
piggy: I SAW HIM AND HE MADE ME SNEEZE THREE TIMES
roger: shoot them kids
sam: poo poo caca
jack: someone DM ralph wait no someone kiss ralph - WAIT-
ralph: are you my friend still? or are you lying too? piggy: yEs iM jUsT FiXinG mY cArDS
eric: summoning simon at 3a.m.??
simon: i think you’re the lorax
maurice: instructions unclear, i’m going to shart in your closet
ralph: THERE ARE NO SILLY SONGS WITH LARRY
piggy: roger’s an incel?????
jack: ralph, you’re not going to heaven- maurice: SODIUM?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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thatcreepydoll · 6 months
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piggy: shush homewrecker
simon: christianity special interest?
maurice: isn’t that the disease where your booty gets bigger?
ralph: I’m afraid of women
roger: I NEED A LOBOTOMY NOW NOW NOW
eric: jack why are you into the boyfriend asmr
jack: roger i need the weed. I NEED IT NOW.
sam: hate to break it to you but two inches is not a lot
ralph: AINT NO WAY CHAT I AINT MAKIN IT OUT OF THE HOOD
maurice: stay skibidi soldier
simon: i wish i had my screaming goat right now
jack: oh shit i’m a twink
eric: sam put his feet all over me
ralph: I LOVE MY UGLY TWINK SO MUCH
roger: CHAT WHO THE FUCK BLOCKED MY GNOME GAME
piggy: it’s like, under my tits
jack: those damn fucking liberals
simon: who are your opps
maurice: we all need to have a child together
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thatcreepydoll · 8 months
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ralph: days since mulberry boy pissed on the floor: 507
jack: ralph is just salty cuz i look so sexy
roger: no he keeps them in his ass and they come up through his entire body like a pez dispenser
piggy: YOU CANT JUST START TALKING ABOUT A TEACHERS INVERTED ASS
maurice: HE HAS AN ONLY FANS 😨😨😨
roger: that’s crazy, someone put him down
jack: I AM KNOWN AS A BEEF BASTARD!!!
sam: look up boys kissing eric: alright
maurice to piggy: HE LOOKS LIKE A MINECRAFT VILLAGER
simon: you can get a free cat… FOR FREE
piggy: that’s why i become a fat bitch in the morning
eric: yo, bro i hate my husband he’s my op
jack: stop kicking my gyatt
ralph: SOMEONE TAKE THE SPIDER SPAWNER OUT OF HIM
simon: the chapstick made me gay >_<
maurice: america in my titties? yessir!!
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thatcreepydoll · 8 months
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maurice: DID YOU SAY WHEN IN DOUBT WHIP IT OUT?!?!
jack to simon: you’re still an immigrant ._.
ralph: killing yourself isnt a love language simon 🙄🙄🙄
roger: that’s it………… my alpha wolf side is coming out…………… you’re gonna regret this..
ralph: daddy, kittens about to kill herself 🥰
simon: beep- i told you we needed less tic triggers
sam: WHY IS HE UPSIDE DOWN THO?? eric: BECAUSE HE GOT HIT BY A FUCKING PLANE
jack: piggy i will use your flesh as a blanket
maurice to jack: ginger AND a twink??? pick a struggle
piggy: roger get back in the litter box
jack: yea me and ralph were going at it :(
roger: maurice i hope you get reincarnated as one of piggy’s ass cheeks
ralph: i love upending vodka
maurice: THEIR FEET ARE GRIPPING ON SIMONS HEAD
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