#losing my gotdamn mind rn

[guacamoleravioli]

I finished reading beastars

[sugarfortia]

Just finished watching BSD (screams contained in the tags)

[rustbeltbabey]

Losing my fucking mind I work at starbucks and they cannot condem a gotdamn genocide but we got these URGENT emails sent out to us that was like "do NOT sell these cups we just sent out we are RECALLING THEM" n I looked at the cups n I was like what's wrong with them? they r just a textured cup w like a link design like those popular plastic purse straps right now so I was confused, n well, turns out they don't want to put them out during black history month bc they said it could imply support for slavery. im loosing my mind some pink cups thst NO ONE in their right mind would ever fucking connect with support for slavery -bc thst is a fucking insane comparison- is a potential pr disaster n yet sitting quietly while genocide is ongoing is a-okay??? im blowing up every starbucks in the world. fuck them fuck their fake outrage when they don't give a shit fuck them pretending to care about black history when they literally BANNED US from wearing blm pins when the 2020 protests were going on don't act like u give a shit about human rights you gotdamn leeches may u all burn. thst common quote about liberals being obsessed with merely coming off as progressive n not BEING progressive n how the only thing they disagree w conservatives on is aesthetics ect ect,, im so mad rn but u get the point

[poohbea]

I-I’m screaming without the ‘s’ !! 😭😫

[scoups4lyfe]

DESTRUCTION 

MHAAHAUAAHAHAAHAHHAAHA

ONI SISTER POWER HOUR 

HAHAHAHAHHAAHAH

THIS COMING FROM YOU????

PLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

o shxt 

The entire PARTY’S about to get fking crAAZYYYYYY 

[nblatinotails]

I absolutely promised myself I'd wait until Prime released fully to watch it, but oh god my resolve is wearing thin

I haven't been on all day because I wanna go in completely completely blind but like

The temptation

I'm salivating I'm gnashing my teeth im pulling my hair and kicking my feet and rolling around on the ground😭😭😭😭😭

These next 5 days are gonna be a testament to how much restraint I can muster and it. Is. Not. Going. Well.

AAUUUWWWGGHHH

My brain won't let me engage in fan content until I've watched all it has to offer first. I've been essentially banned from any sonic content until i can binge Prime. I know people like me are out there, stay strong losers 💪 😘

[tenebris-aurea]

#1 voted most guy ever

[shes-fast-like-me]

okay uhhh soo hmm thinking about taking a lil break from this blog after i finally get off my ass and post these last few fics??? idk i just think i need a breather lol

[spinelabelle]

W I L T

[powerbottomblake]

losing my gotdamn mind at saudi arabia topping its group at the world cup rn like even if it's just for today do you realize how insane it is for saudi arabia not only in a historical upset to win over argentina but also NAB THE FIRST PLACE in its group. terrorism won today and I wish it wasn't as funny as it is

[johnbottoms]

anyway my dad picked up boss baby from redbox today and we're watching it rn and it's...bad folks

[chongoblog]

i.... did not realize who you were till my friend was like "thats ryan, shadow's VA" i only saw that a lot of people were suddenly rbing from this blog and im... losing my gotdamn mind rn, im so glad you like my humble build it was the most fun ive ever had

You made it in survival I have no choice but to respect it

[clanwarrior-tumbly]

The longer I think about the responses to my "Chase having a food/banana fetish" post, the more I realize: "wait that's what makes ppl lose their gotdamn mind???"

I know someone said in their tags "not even Satan would forgive you" as if one silly "haha what if this ego had this fetish" thought was the worst thing to exist on this website and not the p*rn bots, nazis, etc.

Maybe they were joking around when they said that but it's hard to tell ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Idk why I let my anxiety get the best of me but I'll try not to let that happen next time around.

[pybot]

Ark story time!: Fucktail

So tragedy struck on the server over night and our loyal fuckpaws was killed.

Yeah, i know. I’m not over it ether. Somehow he glitched out of the safety of my thatch establishment and was slaughtered.

However his banging girlfriend (adequately named Yiffy) lives on. So trying to pick up on my loss of Fuckpaws I go on the search to find an adequate dinosaur to be named and raised in the Fuckhands squad. I severely underestimated the lack of fuckhand dinosaurs in this game and found even less in scorched earth (namely, i wanted a therizisorious named Fuckclaws Mcgee but i have no earthly clue where those bastards are)

So now i decide to throw away the fuckhands requirement and just have any dinosaur that i could make (debateably) a hilarious name out of to fit my taste. I manage to tame a very low leveled  Morellatops and it’s honestly the best fucking dinosaur in this gotdamn DLC like holy shit??? could she be anymore versatile??? Anyway, her name is Fuckellatops and she increases my Narco development (and thanks to Fuckpaws bold sacrifice) I have a shit ton of Narcotics. So I promptly tame a lv 35 Raptor and name it Fuckclaws.

So shit is gettin’ on the right foot here. I gotta note, this is the first time i’m playing on a pve official server and pvp i never get this well off before i’m destroyed. I got three very useful tames and I’m getting a good source of materials from them. I’m upgrading into a lovely stone establishment (this is before i noticed it roasts me alive but alas) i’m one happy Michelle Fuckhands rn. but then horror strikes.

goddamn terror birds.

they soar in from the mountain and nearly kill me and Fuckclaws. we barely escape and I kite them away from my exposed Fuckellatops. I need shelter for these babes. I can’t let what happened to Fuckpaws happen to my new children...

I desperately try to get hide and make a Spike “fence” if you will. but going inside my own home roasts me alive and Fuckclaws isn’t strong enough to face most of the dinosaurs in the area to get hide. I need a real damn home to house these guys.

Thankfully, a neighbor spots my struggle and suggests taming the nearby Doedicurus to help speed up my home making plans and not to destroy my stone home (as i was considering it) and instead make it the bottom of a larger home and let the dinosaurs be stored there with an Adobe home on top for me to live in and brace the weather.

This, this was an excellent plan. However, i’ve never tamed one of these damn things before. I knew players worshiped the very ground they walked on, i thought they were pretty darn cute looking. but I never owned one.

holy fucking shit did it take forever.

i starve him out first, which takes 2 goddamn hours to do so, and i’m promptly shoveling narcotics in him as fast as i can produce them. I got out of Fuckclaws to get hide for his saddle and meat to rot, take those back and make Narco, go back to the fucking Doedicurus and rinse repeat. FOR TWO HOURS.

finally this ho is close to starving. and by fucking accident i drop a single fucking berry in before he’s starved and ruined the extra levels. But at least he’s taming all the way up. I go back to my home, drop off Fuckclaws, grab the saddle and waddle back to my new tame: Fucktail.

Holyshit is this little fucker glorious. seeing the wild ones, i was expecting it to be slow as shit. but he’s a goddamn speed demon. I take him to the top of the moutain to my home, he struggles a little bit because of his weird size but i get him there. I park him nearby and grab my tools and walk outside only for literally a raptor to be flying at my face.

i’m knocked down my mountain and i’m almost entirely out of health, i see that it’s not just one raptor but two. both being in 50′s. I didn’t mind too much at the moment. I’m use to suicide kiting dinosaurs away from my dinosaurs and since they jumped off the cliff, they won’t be able to access mine.

that is, until i see lovely little green text of Fucktail wobbling my way.

i left him on fucking follow.

but it’s already too late, i’m dead and i see Fucktail tumbling down the mountain to defend my corpse. he’s only level 20. i’m fucking livid at this moment, never in my life have i been so pissed at arks ‘awakening’ animation. I’m sprinting my ass down that mountain as fast as Michelle’s legs were carrying me, i was not about to lose a fucking 2 hour tame with ridiculous resources invested in to some fucking raptors.

but as I reach the bottom, i hear no attack music. i looked to my left and found a bloodied raptor corpse and to my right i hear the gentle but repetitive ‘thuwmp’ of a Doedicurus tail.

Fucktail was pulverizing the remaining Raptor into the fucking cliff. It couldn’t move whatsoever.He had removed a few rocks from the cliff and got the Raptor stuck in a bit by the cliff. Practically curb stomping it. Fucktail was whooping fucking ass.

And he got 63 hide.

And that’s now why i join the cult of worshiping Doedicurus. Long live Fucktail.

[scoups4lyfe]

uhhh....is that a fking CAR????

LOL IM LOSING MY MIND AT THIS

Why did the driver keep going??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Were his eyes not on the road??? Just fking didn't slow down aT ALL.

🤣🤣🤣 hooooooooooly sh#T

Like dude??? H o w did you not see the fking MONSTER in the middle of the street????

hahHHAHHhah this man's a damn road hazard

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

HahaHAHhhahaHAH

Mr. Road Hazard's my fking FAVORITE character so far omg 😂

hmmmm???

wot the fvck is this dude saying

ahhHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhHhHhhhHhHhHHHHH

HE FKING RHYMED IT

hOLY fxCK

[ayngondaia]

its a truly blessed time when theres only 1 event going on in pad, and i take it for granted everytime