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what remnant does to a mf
#fnaf#michael afton#me doods#look away people! this one's just for me and myself only#(despite maintagging yes i know but its for organization purposes) anyways#i am a big fan of remnant mutating the shit out of a person#pair that w michael's unique death and continued exposure to the spirits it ends up doing pretty fucked up stuff lol#post scoop michael looks like a purple titan 💀#i'm literally just making fun of my own design atp lmaooo#whatever's the opposite of same face syndrome i have that w michael#just recently added the bolts to the jaw and i love it sm i'm keeping it#post scoop michael is 6'7 so i just want yall to imagine this absolute unit of a cryptid losing his mind managing the pizzeria#he's out there sobbing shitting rolling on the floor trying to mute the fucking ads absolutely flooding his monitors#i drew what his neck looks like but its usually covered in bandages or a turtleneck#you do not want to see what's under his shirt btw. its a whole circus in there AHAHAHAHAHA
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Some doodles of hearthians bc my brother forcibly installed outer wilds on my laptop and now I have brain worms. This is my first time attempting to draw them so I'm still kind of figuring out their facial structure lol
#outer wilds#the brain worms are worming#please help my adhd ass#I cant like things normally even when they're bad so when i get my hands on something good i absolutely lose my shit#chomping down on outer wilds and aggressively shaking my head like a rabid dog#this game is so fucking good btw#the brain worms have good taste#for once in my life#doodles#traditional art
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prime defenders are from connecticut…….. this is ghostknife in my head now
wiwi connecticut clark vyncent malfina the demon witch. is this anything. this is nothing this is absolutely nothing this is nonsense but the thought will not leave my head until i inflict it upon someone
ACTUALLY REAL AND TRUE AND CANON TO ME. YEAH. YEAGH
#FUCKING DOUBLY FUNNY SINCE HES NOT EVEN FROMMMM CT ORIGINALLY. DAKOTA IS THE ONLY ONE WHO IS. rearranging my view of him Entirely btw#absolutely losing it dudevyncent the demon witch mortals bow down !!!!!!!!!#holy shit. Holy shit. so glad ur partaking in this fucking moment w me dude im fucking losinf my MIND. OVER. CONNECTICUT PRIME DEFENDERS#whiskey tag!#pd lb
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To me personally malistaire is the funniest and most pathetic villain wizard101 has ever had AND I MEAN THAT SINCERELY!!! Between doomed children who have been manipulated, groomed, and isolated into becoming products of their environments, someone scorned who has been punished unfairly by having your biological heart torn out your chest and turning your children and all of reality against you to satiate their own ego, a nonhuman entity so powerful and so clueless they unintentionally threaten the lives of everyone around them, Malistaire FELL DOWN BRO. Like yeah you're bitchless now. You and me both. Get in line. Everyone in this room is bitchless. We are ALL living that ✨💅🏾💃🕺 Single Life™. You are a middle-aged man. Cope
#this post is lighthearted btw JELAJWODJTU i aint actually mad#but like...... malistaire as a villain is kinda mid though im sorry. IM SORRY ill take the L opinion if i have to#its one thing if he lost his wife to unfair systematic negligence or thru someone else's doings or smth but. no she just got sick bro 😐#HWMSNFLEKSDIDOA EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE I WILL GIVW A BAD OPINION AND THIS IS ONE OF THEM. i cant be right ALL the time /j#like if i dont focus on malistaire's motives and just his ACTIONS he seems super metal#but then he does ALLLLL of that heinous shit because his wife died. like thats absolutely very sad but damn get a grip#(fandom starts breaking in my windows and drags me out into the street) IM SORRY IM SORRY LOOK ITS JUST NOT MY CUP OF TEA#ive never been invested in those Mr. Freeze types of villains where a person they love dies due to normal circumstances-#and they go fucking BERSERK. they LOSE IT. they go like “well okay fuck the entire world i guess nothing matters” and then kill people#LIKE IF IT'S DONE IN A CERTAIN WAY I CAN BE INVESTED but more often than not to me? its just kind of funny#like “okay damn there was only ONE person keeping you from being a national criminal? okay”#and you know what? thats a mood actually. thats a mood#without my cat i probanly would have become the president by now#for some reason its a little diff for me if its like a child you lost and idk why#like if malistaire lost a kid instead of his wife id probably be more inclined to feel bad and thats terribly fucked up JSLSJSJSJ#you know what its also bias because in some shape or form i relate to all the other villains. morganthe and duncan especially#whereas in malitsaire's case i have never been married. which i mean doesnt stop me from tryna be more synpathetic i guess but im just not#ONCE AGAIN FEEL VERY BAD FOR HIM AND SULVIA. like losing someone to sickness or any reason really is a serious thing#but in terms of a fictional setting with fictional characters where one of them decides to commit genocide over it? 🧍 like okay boo u do u#i will gladly give up my mantle for the “most reasonable opinions” guy in the fandom foe this one. i deserve it#wizard101#w101#wiz101#text posts#malistaire drake
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WAIT. FRENCH? FRENCH??? THEY MADE TAAKO FRENCH????
#NO. NO#the thing is i was in the fandom when these books started coming out and i know taako is blue specifically because of the discourse#between . you really should make him hispanic vs no you absolutely shouldn't because his whole thing in the first few arcs is stealing shit#and then also no he shouldn't be green either for you know jewish stereotype reasons#and as an . attempt. at compromise. the mcelroys made him blue. i remember this happening#which is definitely coloring how i am reading them replacing taako using a spanish word here with a FRENCH WORD#and now that i think about it. in the gerblins book griffin also mentions something taako says as being ''very french'' what. what#WAS THEIR ATTEMPT AT COMPRPMISE JUST MAKING HIM FRENCH INSTEAD?? IS TAAKO SUPPOSED TO BE FRENCH?#IM LOSING MY MIND#btw if you forgot the original line was ''bad news compadres this place is magic as hell''#so exact same line except with french instead of spanish. i fucking guess#taz b lb#.txt#taz gn#taz gn lb
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my god. skinny people really just have like. No Idea huh just absolutely not a single clue lmao it's almost funny to watch fr but then id lie if i said i wouldn't fucking kill to be able to be that ignorant
#girl i am SO sorry people react with surprise when you say you're studying to be an opera singer because you're#*checks notes* skinny and attractive. so so sorry that must be literal hell for you huh how will you ever recover :((((#no no please keep talking about how equally bad that is to the brutal fucking fatshaming and ED glorifying#in the industry that me and the only other fat girl in the room were talking about before you interrupted us <3#anyway. we were talking about this one review of a quite famous professional music critic whose only comment about a fat mezzo in the cast#was 'miss xyz.... lose some weight'. not a single word about her singing/acting/whatever. but yeah no you're too sexy for an opera singer#and THAT is the real problem here girl i totally understand yeah <3 thoughts and prayers dearest.#earlier that same day this same girl was standing next to me in her bodycon dress and went#*pointing at her stomach that's so flat its almost concave* 'ughhhh what do i have to do to not look pregnant in this dress 😩😫'#and i said 'girl' and just looked at her and like the sudden horrified realisation on her face was lowkey hysterical#like omg you really did forget you're not talking to your other skinny friends with whom you can pat each other on the backs#and reassure each other that 'dw girl ur not fat at all ur so so sexy!' huh sjshsjshsjs#but yeah i dont like making people uncomfortable irl so i did reassure her she looks hot and pretty and skinny as all shit#let at least one of us have a nice evening and not feel Absolutely Fucking Disgusting ig <3#and the day before that after i saw our (last ever btw never photographing myself with them ever again <3) picture and had a mini break down#the other even skinnier and smaller and petite-er crouched down next to me with the most guilty fucking expression and quietly asked me#if im alright and do i want her to delete those pictures (that she posted on two separate social media pages) and like#the look of immense fucking pity on her was even worse than seeing those pictures#like i know she meant well and was trying to be nice but my god. this really is how you all see me huh#like looking like me would be fate worse than death for yall#not even gonna mention the thing i just learned this friday that the retired ballerina who leads our ballet classes said about me#trying to cheer up the other fat girl who happened to have a bit of an emotional breakdown in the middle of the class :)))))))#like i am sooooooo so glad and honoured to be an inspiration to you. really. always happy to help. the exemplary Fat Girl Who Fucking Sucks#But Doesnt Let It Bother Her <333333#like on one hand. yeah it really does make me wanna jump off a cliff. but on the other. its just hilarious sjdgsjsgsj#you sure are right miss ma'am. i sure don't let this bother me at all. i am famous for my uncanny ability to Not Be Bothered by all this <33#but shes new. its ok. how could she know about the last two years when i was getting panic attacks and sobbing myself to sleep every tuesday#but yeah no. [lauren cooper voice] am i bovvered? am i bovvered tho? i aint even bovvered!
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they werent lying that knuckles series barely has knuckles in it
#i pirated that shit Btw just so we're clear. also gonna talk about it a little bit in the tags#nothing too spoilery but also might not wanna read if you want to go in knowing absolutely nothing? idk#anyway he WAS a main character still he was present for a decent amount of the first couple episodes#but the amount of screentime he gets just starts dropping after that . hes barely there at all in the second half ???#and it feels like theres a lot of scenes mostly focusing on wade and his problems and not near as many for knuckles and his whole deal#overall it feels more like a wade show with knuckles in it than a knuckles show with wade in it. which sucks#and human characters having plot relevance isnt the problem here i dont mind human characters at all i think they can be really fun#its the fact that the human characters are taking over the story and spotlight when the show is called knuckles#and all the marketing makes it look like knuckles is the main focus#and i also would have preferred if they just went with a differnet character to be knuckles' human friend#because i dont particulraly care about wade. and the knuckles (and sonic and tails) i know would not be friends with cops </3#well at least the story wasnt knuckles training wade to be a better cop like a lot of people were expecting but thats like.the bare minimum#also aside from the issues relating to knuckles' screentime (or lack of screentime) i thought the ending was unsatisfying#regardless of all that though there WERE some parts i enjoyed or found kind of funny or whatever. because knuckles so cutesy as always#knuckles being a cute little guy is the most important part of the show actually#and i liked the parts with sonic tails and maddie even if they were only there for like 5 minutes#(i really wish those three had gotten more screentime. i feel like they could have easily worked in at least one more scene with them)#and its a minor thing but the opening sequence is cute. was honestly expecting just a title card or something#overall the show is just . kind of okay i guess. not the worst thing ive ever seen but still disappointing ? idk how to explain..#my expectations also werent very high in the first place#so maybe im being a bit more generous than i would have been otherwise. idk#and i definitely would not recommend this to anyone who already dislikes the sonic movies . youll probably hate this more#like people who thought the human characters got too much screentime in the second movie would lose their minds if they saw this
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Andreas Pietschmann about the key scene to understand Eyk Larsen
#1899#eyk x maura#1899 netflix#mauraeyk endgame confirmed even though it's canceled#this was pre purgatory btw#but i am absolutely losing my shit over this#i wish i would have never discovered this#now it’s gonna haunt me forever#eyk larsen#😭😭
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hmm i wonder who these guys are 🤔🤔
#absolutely losing my shit over black silhouettes i myself drew#theyre ocs btw. My children#art#oc#original character#save art
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pls skate ratify stray kids
yeah yeah yeah i hear u (follow @underskz lol)
(this is a draft btw)
#LKSDJF /LH BTW#i fucking hate it here slash gen#but i miss writing and if i wanna write kpop shit then so be it#if thats whatll do it for me#probs gonna go watch the superboard mv like 20 times just to feel something CRAZY#hi my name is miki how toxic do u want me to make these kpop men#bang chan i am cumming for u#coming******#hahahahHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAH#hes been literally looking too sexy lately its actually doing dmg to my brain like hard dmg#what if i just absolutely lose my mind#this is tumblr no one is allowed to cancel me for being free on here bc we're on fucking TUMBLR#god i hate it here#why would u enable me like this#.....this is all bang chans fault like actually#lets get to the root of the situation its HIM#HES THE PROBLEM#SDLJFAKLJLSKDFPOENVOPE#sorry lost my cool there aha#cries#– asks
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’ive expanded her character since 2019’ ok and i’ve ’expanded’ her character and read fics about her since 2013. doesn’t give either of us monopoly on her characterization though like be so fucking fr….. no one is taking them away from us just because people have their own hc’s in a fucking fandom. relax and have a little fun instead idk
#vague subpost sorry#lia is my emmeline vance ceo btw#in fandom even fun for you if other peoples hc’s make you this angry#my brother in christ this fandom has existed since before 2006#the absolute comedy of saying ’since 2019’ as if that holds ANY MERIT ? thats SO RECENT#even 2013 is recent for the marauders fandom omg#EMMARY WAS HUGE BEFORE MARYLILY WAS EVER THING#WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO ONE CARED?? SINCE 2019???? PLEASE……#losing my entire mind#if anything people dont care NOW. dont act as if you invented her character when there’s already so much established fanon lore about her#that pre dates long before either of us gave a shit about her
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Mental health shit is kicking my ass but at least I have my silly guys
#keese draws#eternal gales#oc art#oc#my birthday is in a few days btw wish me luck#I’m trying to be excited best I can but yknow#I’m hoping that my friends and family do a good job at distracting me from the horrors for all that#which I’m sure they will they do a great job at keeping me from losing my shit on days like that#we’re going to eat good food and play games and it’s going to be fun and I’ll be happy#just need to hold out and not freak out too much in the meantime lol#but yeah I’ve been considering tweaking a couple of the staliens antennae recently#hence the mason#but I’m not sure if I’ll commit#most of the cast has fairly distinct antennae from eachother with mason being the main problem child to me#if I was willing to draw more detailed antennae then I’d go absolutely ham with everyone’s antennae but I’m not so#I’m mostly thinking abt this because I drew odile as a stalien a few days ago and gave her some fancy antennae#in my minds eye her antennae are Huge and she uses the to help read carved languages#the actual main stalien cast have very normal not noteworthy antennae except for sorta beats but having two pairs isn’t even that uncommon#but admittedly I am half tempted to try giving one of them huge antennae simply because it’d be fun to draw#but none of them rly fit the bill for that except maybe butter but they already have long ass ears they don’t need both#I should rly go fill out everyone’s toyhouse bios at some point I did like two or three a few weeks ago then gave up#and I didn’t even do any of the staliens I think I just did aris and sier#I also need to fix their mini playlists I have on their profiles but that can wait#anyways I now need to do some fun 2 am cleaning I was supposed to do hours ago#I got distracted drawing
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I don't have a library card
But do you mind if I check you out?
I like your skeletal structure, baby
You're an ectomorph, no doubt
Your face is real symmetrical
And your nostrils are so nice
I wish that I was cross-eyed, girl
So I could see you twice
Girl, you smell like Fritos
That's why I'm giving you this hungry stare
You're so hot, you're gonna melt
The elastic in my underwear
I'll bet you're magically delicious
Like a bowl of Lucky Charms
You'd look like Venus de Milo
If I just cut off your arms
What I'm tryin' to say is ...
I wanna be your lover, baby
I need somebody to love
You know I just wanna be your lover, baby
Now, I need somebody to love
Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
Do you believe in love at first sight
Or should I walk by again?
My love for you'd like diarrhea
I just can't hold it in
Stop, drop and roll now
'Cause baby, you're on fire
I'll bet your outfit
Makes a lot of noise in the drier
You're absolutely perfect
Don't speak now, you might spoil it
Your eyes are even bluer
Than the water in my toilet
Say, has anyone ever told you
You've got Yugoslavian hands?
No, of course not, that would be stupid
Just forget I ever brought it up
The point I'm trying to make is ...
I wanna be your lover, baby
I need somebody to love
You know I just wanna be your lover, baby
Now, I need somebody to love
Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
I wanna be your Krakatoa
Let my lava flow all over you
I wanna be your anaconda
And your heat-seeking missile too
I wanna be your beef burrito
Am I making this perfectly clear?
I wanna be your love torpedo
Are you picking up the subtle innuendo here?
Uh huh
I hope I'm not being forward
But do you mind if I chew on your butt?
You can tell me truthfully
Am I a steamin' hunk of love now, or what?
There just aren't enough o's in "smooth"
To desribe how smooth I am
Maybe you've seen my picture
It's in the dictionary under "Kablaam!"
My lips are registered weapons
Can I invade your personal space?
You must have fallen from heaven
That would explain how you messed up your face
Well, how'd you get through security?
'Cause, baby, you're the bomb
I'd like to take you home right now
So you can meet my mom
Because I ...
I wanna be your lover, baby
I need somebody to love
You know I just wanna be your lover, baby
Now, I need somebody to love
Girl, you must be Jamaican
Because Jamaican me crazy
Girl, you must be Jamaican (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
Because Jamaican me crazy (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)
I wanna be your lover, baby (Girl, you must be Jamaican)
(Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
I need somebody to love
(Because Jamaican me crazy) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)
You know I just wanna be your lover, baby
(Girl, you must be Jamaican) (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
Now, I need somebody to love
(Because Jamaican me crazy) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)
Dork.
#weird al yankovic#weird al#this is my bf btw#hes actually insane#did you know weird al tumblr is a thing? i assumed it was#and when he told me he was on weird al tumblr i was like “yeah that makes sense” but every time i tell one of my irls#even if theyre also a tumblrina#they lose their absolute shit#and its probably just the autism but idk why#anyways love you greg you absolute fuckass dork <3
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this was in my drafts from the other night, but here's a bunch of art of my Gaia Online avatar (it was B on fire :3) from 2010 or whenever
#NOT MY ART BTW#qeyond sucks#blood#beyond birthday#im so sorry i wish i had the usernames available to give credit but they were from the freebies forum#so those names are absolutely lost to time#my favs are the first one and the stick figure losing his shit <3 <3#anyway i remmeber the B community rioting for more burnt B art and well here ya go hes CRISPY#also i think my avatar was on the 'female' base so thats why he looks like such a sultry lil guy in some of these#but also hes just a sultry little guy so theres nothing wrong done here :)
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congrats on the autism
What even prompted this-
I'm not autistic- At least, I don't think I am...?
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